Dumah was the third born but was not known for his counting ability,
therefore he never knew his place. until one day.
I call this one. 'When Dumah got his groove back.'
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"Good God ya'll what is it good for?! ABSOULUTELY NOTHING... I SAIIIDDDDD WWAAAARRRR!" Raziel was singing to himself as he strode down the lake of the dead... doing a hip dance as he moved.
Raziel walked up to the Dumah vampire he always threw in the lake... the vampire backed off hoping Raziel would keel over with an earache or something.
For the fifth time, Raziel smacked the vampire up with his claws and threw him in the deep end. But we all know, that the vampire would be back, the next time Raziel loaded the game.
Raziel had another boring mission given to him by the Elder...
"Raziel!" The elder had shouted at Raziel whilst he was swimming in a public swimming pool. "Go to the snowy place..."
"But why?! I just wanna play in the shallow end with my friends... and slide down the big sl-" Raziel protested.
"Huuur HUM, who is the giant squid here?! Now you go to snow land or I steal your cape." The Elder had shouted back... the children in the pool now quite scared of the fact a loud ominous voice was shouting at a devourer of souls.
"If I don't have that cape... dentists will be swarming over me and telling me I need a lower jaw... do you not feel the PAIN of the bills that will appear?" Raziel shouted once more.
"Look Raziel, I brought you back to life for NO CHARGE, all I did was ask you to kill your family..." At this point the elder ripped off its t-shirt in a dramatic way "DON'T I DESERVE A BREAK?!!?!?!??! GAAAAAAAHHHH" at this point the Elder broke down into tears... however after a short slapping by the director and the ever powerful phrase 'You wanna get fired ya mook?' The elder composed himself.
"Just go and build a snowman... elder out."
"Mr. Spock... take us to warp 3... head for snow land!" Raziel addressed a small child who was struggling in the pool.
The child looked up, giggled... and then cried as its mother dragged it away from the fear inducing Raziel.
So now Raziel was on his way to snow town...
Snow town U.S.A was where Santa lived... Raziel was incredibly anxious to meet Santa and had prepared extensively. Raziel had a Santa hat... a gift of chocolates... and his sparkling personality.
Santa had also been anxiously wanting to see little Raziel... ... ... 3 centuries earlier that is. Now however, Santa had retired after being turned into a vampire by Dumah and being thoroughly laughed at when he turned up for work late one day and claimed a reindeer and killed his family.
Since that day, Santa turned evil... said to be aiding the magic's of Ronald McDonald... he led the vampire hunters and came back to Dumah's snow palace.
Dumah however, being arrogant... put up every defence he could.
Unfortunately, one vampire wielding a kite, was not enough to stop the hordes of vampire hunters and Santa's insanely powerful MEGA BLAST.
Dumah bravely fought back by cowering at Santa's feet and claiming he could be a good floor scrubber.
Santa rejected the idea, as he didn't feel like finding the food to feed ANOTHER floor scrubber... therefore Santa decided on a better purpose for Dumah.
Santa decided the only fate fitting for Dumah was to make him into a signpost... to this Dumah agreed, thinking his job would get him girls and guns...
Dumah gave the thumbs up as Santa pushed the three stakes into Dumah... which kinda... hurt... Dumah...
Anyway before Santa had enough time to put a flag on the end of the stakes that pointed to Ronald's EMPIRE... he was interrupted by Aladdin and his gang of thieves, who instantly begin to steal things from Santa. Santa did the honest thing and ran off... just the thought of fighting someone bigger than him scared him.
The vampire hunters played a game of scrabble... however the victor ended up being brutally beaten by his comrades.
Both the thieves and the hunters were arrested by the police later that day when they committed grand grand grand arson... Santa... was never found.
Anyway this drama happened whilst Raziel was having his bath... and as Raziel waltzed into the wrecked land he whistled the tune to Big Brother.
Raziel looked around wondering what in tarnation had happened to the little elves and the strange strange STRANGE Seals.
Finding more of his beloved nephews he consulted them on their schoolwork.
Raziel: So... you guys go to Private schools?
Dumah vampire: Nah... we're bunking school
Raziel: Oh... 'kool'
DV: Its not actually, education is very important to us, we just had to stay today cause we heard our uncle was coming.
Raziel: Bet he's a boring ol' fool
DV: Yeah I really wanna slap him
Raziel: If I see him I'll slap him too... anyway seeya around mate
DV: Yeah later dude.
Both didn't seem to realise who Raziel was... and when the stage manager told them what was going on, both were incredibly distraught.
The purges of Santa had left this place desolated... nephews dead everywhere... instead or receiving medical aid, someone had stuck a spear in them...
"Terrible...absolutely terrible.. the state of paramedics in this day and age.. cuh cuh... wicked." Raziel said to himself.
After Raziel pulled the spears out of some of the bodies, they immediately jumped up. Their blue sparks blinded Raziel and his hands fumbled about in a violent manner as he tried to see. The vampire, had taken this the wrong way... and smacked Raziel.
Then the vampire made strange noises and put a blue line on Raziel.
At first Raziel thought the vampire was offering him a lollipop... but the dream soon faded when he caught sight of his life going down.
Raziel tried to cower away from the now angered sparkly guy... but the line followed him.
The vampire eventually just sat down... ignoring Raziel.
Raziel took this advantage to fire a projectile at the vampire. Raziel missed, and the vampire assumed someone was trying to harm him by the way projectiles were firing around him.
However the AI programming did not allow the vampire to react, and this it stood there, hoping for the best.
Well, Raziel eventually hit the vampire and threw the spear he pulled out of it at the vampire.
The spear missed the vampire due to Raziel's bad bad bad aim... however the technicians used their 'influence' to guide the spear into the vampire's heart.
As expected, the vampire fell to the floor... wondering why OH why couldn't he keep his lil sparkles.
Raziel continued on, only shocked by this small encounter.
After a lot of spectral material changing puzzles and random block puzzles, Raziel reached a furnace.
Figuring this furnace didn't look like the other puzzles, he assumed he'd better use it.
Raziel turned the gas thing... and a load of flammable gas came out.
Raziel then operated the levers and knobs, at first, Raziel managed to get the TV to work.
However then Raziel realised, now was no time to be watching Richard and Judy discussing how life was bad and turned it off.
He then pulled on the BIG lever... and a rabbit jumped out... then some whacko set the rabbit on fire..
Well Raziel stood kinda amazed by the animal cruelty at first.. before it hit him.
That's right someone threw a rock, oh and then it went BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Raziel wondered why he had been vulnerable to a tiny bit of water, but not an entire inferno of fire. Raziel pondered why people can't just be content with candles. As expected the fire somehow blew open an opening and as Raziel had thought, there were more puzzles.
Well Raziel carried on and on, looking at the lovely checkerboard effect on the floor and bugging nephews and slaughs alike.
Until one day... when Raziel was running in circles he noticed that one room was bigger than the others.
Ignoring this room, Raziel ran straight past. On his next circuit around, Raziel decided perhaps he should ignore the room harder. However Raziel found the problem too difficult and could not ignore the room, after a deep battle with his subconscious, Raziel found himself half walking into the room and half not.
With a helpful 'nudge' from the entire cast, Raziel eventually made it in Dumah's chamber.
"My brother Dumah had been a great pancake maker" said Raziel "He would've burned with fury if he knew I saw him like this. For there had been no pancake mixer, no automatic machine flipper... that had been as overconfident as he."
Seeing the three flagpoles in Dumah, Raziel decided to leave him there and hope for the best.
Unfortunately for Raziel, hoping for the best included removing the three flagpoles... Raziel did this with seemingly incredible difficulty.
The last flagpole, before Raziel could ask Dumah where Santa was... as Raziel pulled it out, Dumah's eyes flashed red.
"Brother!... Your eyes?!" Raziel screamed
"Bloodshot I know, too much damn sleep and not enough play" replied Dumah in a squeaky yet seductive voice.
"So err... ... nice err... tail" Raziel said
"I don't have a tail" Dumah responded
"Oh... ... ..." Raziel said shrugging...
The director, sensing that an increasing amount of boredom was the only thing produced here, decided to liven things up a bit. He threw Raziel's teddy bear at Dumah.
"OH! I see! Now Raziel's gone lets steal his toys?!" Raziel was furious
"No brother I di-" Dumah stepped back.. despite being 6 foot taller than Raziel.
"WHEN YOU GOT KILLED, I DIDN'T GO ABOUT STEALING YOUR PJAMA'S DID I BROTHER?!" Raziel shoved Dumah back.
Dumah, not being one to bend over backwards for someone... bent over forwards..
Unfortunately this involved head butting Raziel.. who received a terrible wound.
Then for no reason, a bulldozer being driven by a Melchiah vampire, ploughed through the building.
Naturally the wrecking ball brutally severed Dumah's head... ruining the scene in the game.
The Melchiah vampire was made to replace Dumah. The vampire nervously read its lines as Raziel yawned... the camera caught this.
"My centuries.... playing limbo... in limbo... have given me powe...pow....powe...r?" The Melchiah vampire could barely read.
"POWER?!" Zephon screamed from the wall.
"Yes" said the actor replacing Dumah
"HAHAHAHA... I AM power!!!!" Zephon cackled, failing to realise he was stuck in a wall and could do nothing.
The vampire continued to read its lines. "Not even Kain... can do sums... involving... equal? Oh sorry, not even Kain.. is my equal..."
At that moment Kain appeared, with a cap labelled "Big shot" on his head, and a bad ass look on his face.
"YOU'RE WHAT?" Kain shouted at the vampire
The vampire cowered... stuttering.. the director had a rifle aimed at his head, Kain had his sword near his pelvis... and Raziel had a furnace to lead him to.
The vampire, wanting to appear in the sequel... kept to the lines.
"Kain, is not.. no... not..." at this point the vampire cried. "Not my... equal...."
Dumah came crashing through the roof, landed next to the vampire... and collapsed on top of him.
Well Kain, not being paid overtime.. decided he'd better go home. Zephon, having been smacked about by small kids and being hosed down by fireman, desperately tried to scream, but all he could manage was.
"BBBRRRZZZZ"
Which everyone assumed was just a giant slug dying.
Well, Dumah and Raziel continued to converse.
"I say brother, do you know where Santa be?!" Raziel asked excitedly.
"He be far from here brother, across the mountains, two steps forwards, one step ba... no wait sorry, 3 ..." Dumah stood confused for a few hours.
After a while Raziel changed the topic
"Hey brother, do you know you have a furnace here for no reason at all, that would serve no purpose to any vampires except to kill them?"
"Why yes I do... here lead me to it while I chase you in a threatening manner." Dumah replied.
As they marched on, Dumah tripped over a few times... because he was so damn turtle like, this caused the Earth to ripple.... which SOMEHOW made Raziel go blue and dance about a bit... when asked about it later Raziel claimed he was 'jiving to the music'.
Anyway they got to the furnace after going through a pointlessly long corridor... Dumah stood in the middle of the furnace, and began reciting the Gettysburg Address.. of which he was very fond of.
Raziel decided to impress his brother by showing him how many channels he could get on the TV. First he spun the wheel, which made the flammable gas come out.
Next he pulled the lever... however the TV was no longer there.... flammable rats had eaten it!
As the flammable rat strapped dynamite to itself and recited long, but meaningful poems. Dumah continued to recite his address.
The rat, let out one crazily geekish laugh as it pulled the cord. However the dynamite was fake and nothing happened.
Naturally it just so happened that a bunch of aeroplanes were planning to bomb that area for.... no apparent reason at that time.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Was the sound that no one heard.. because it was more of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Dumah's burning body.... was never found.
Many say Dumah didn't die at all and that it was all a scam... others claim that Dumah is just a figment of our imagination.
Either way, the soul sprang out of Dumah's body... and attacked the rat.
"Rat! Having defeated this beast of a vampire man, you have gained his abilities, now go to the place with the spinny thing and use that circly thing to make it go A-R-O-U-N-D. And don't stay up too late, I saw you last night rat... don't think I'm not watching you." The elder stopped talking as the mic ran out of power.
The rat smiled, aching to be the new hero.
Raziel stood in its shadow... he was now but the side kick...
Nevertheless, rat and Raziel would meet Santa claus.... battle with Ronald... and discuss various economic problems with Kain!
The rat turned from the cinders, its oversized goggles obstructing its view. Raziel then stepped behind it.
"Lets get going" said the rat in a deep heroic voice.
"Wait a second, my shoes are undone" said Raziel hopping behind him
As Raziel tripped over, it was obvious that this entire scene would be cut from the game.
Alas poor Dumah... the legends will speak of you again... and alas poor Zephon and Melchiah vampire #16.... May you live long wherever you maybe.
I call this one. 'When Dumah got his groove back.'
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"Good God ya'll what is it good for?! ABSOULUTELY NOTHING... I SAIIIDDDDD WWAAAARRRR!" Raziel was singing to himself as he strode down the lake of the dead... doing a hip dance as he moved.
Raziel walked up to the Dumah vampire he always threw in the lake... the vampire backed off hoping Raziel would keel over with an earache or something.
For the fifth time, Raziel smacked the vampire up with his claws and threw him in the deep end. But we all know, that the vampire would be back, the next time Raziel loaded the game.
Raziel had another boring mission given to him by the Elder...
"Raziel!" The elder had shouted at Raziel whilst he was swimming in a public swimming pool. "Go to the snowy place..."
"But why?! I just wanna play in the shallow end with my friends... and slide down the big sl-" Raziel protested.
"Huuur HUM, who is the giant squid here?! Now you go to snow land or I steal your cape." The Elder had shouted back... the children in the pool now quite scared of the fact a loud ominous voice was shouting at a devourer of souls.
"If I don't have that cape... dentists will be swarming over me and telling me I need a lower jaw... do you not feel the PAIN of the bills that will appear?" Raziel shouted once more.
"Look Raziel, I brought you back to life for NO CHARGE, all I did was ask you to kill your family..." At this point the elder ripped off its t-shirt in a dramatic way "DON'T I DESERVE A BREAK?!!?!?!??! GAAAAAAAHHHH" at this point the Elder broke down into tears... however after a short slapping by the director and the ever powerful phrase 'You wanna get fired ya mook?' The elder composed himself.
"Just go and build a snowman... elder out."
"Mr. Spock... take us to warp 3... head for snow land!" Raziel addressed a small child who was struggling in the pool.
The child looked up, giggled... and then cried as its mother dragged it away from the fear inducing Raziel.
So now Raziel was on his way to snow town...
Snow town U.S.A was where Santa lived... Raziel was incredibly anxious to meet Santa and had prepared extensively. Raziel had a Santa hat... a gift of chocolates... and his sparkling personality.
Santa had also been anxiously wanting to see little Raziel... ... ... 3 centuries earlier that is. Now however, Santa had retired after being turned into a vampire by Dumah and being thoroughly laughed at when he turned up for work late one day and claimed a reindeer and killed his family.
Since that day, Santa turned evil... said to be aiding the magic's of Ronald McDonald... he led the vampire hunters and came back to Dumah's snow palace.
Dumah however, being arrogant... put up every defence he could.
Unfortunately, one vampire wielding a kite, was not enough to stop the hordes of vampire hunters and Santa's insanely powerful MEGA BLAST.
Dumah bravely fought back by cowering at Santa's feet and claiming he could be a good floor scrubber.
Santa rejected the idea, as he didn't feel like finding the food to feed ANOTHER floor scrubber... therefore Santa decided on a better purpose for Dumah.
Santa decided the only fate fitting for Dumah was to make him into a signpost... to this Dumah agreed, thinking his job would get him girls and guns...
Dumah gave the thumbs up as Santa pushed the three stakes into Dumah... which kinda... hurt... Dumah...
Anyway before Santa had enough time to put a flag on the end of the stakes that pointed to Ronald's EMPIRE... he was interrupted by Aladdin and his gang of thieves, who instantly begin to steal things from Santa. Santa did the honest thing and ran off... just the thought of fighting someone bigger than him scared him.
The vampire hunters played a game of scrabble... however the victor ended up being brutally beaten by his comrades.
Both the thieves and the hunters were arrested by the police later that day when they committed grand grand grand arson... Santa... was never found.
Anyway this drama happened whilst Raziel was having his bath... and as Raziel waltzed into the wrecked land he whistled the tune to Big Brother.
Raziel looked around wondering what in tarnation had happened to the little elves and the strange strange STRANGE Seals.
Finding more of his beloved nephews he consulted them on their schoolwork.
Raziel: So... you guys go to Private schools?
Dumah vampire: Nah... we're bunking school
Raziel: Oh... 'kool'
DV: Its not actually, education is very important to us, we just had to stay today cause we heard our uncle was coming.
Raziel: Bet he's a boring ol' fool
DV: Yeah I really wanna slap him
Raziel: If I see him I'll slap him too... anyway seeya around mate
DV: Yeah later dude.
Both didn't seem to realise who Raziel was... and when the stage manager told them what was going on, both were incredibly distraught.
The purges of Santa had left this place desolated... nephews dead everywhere... instead or receiving medical aid, someone had stuck a spear in them...
"Terrible...absolutely terrible.. the state of paramedics in this day and age.. cuh cuh... wicked." Raziel said to himself.
After Raziel pulled the spears out of some of the bodies, they immediately jumped up. Their blue sparks blinded Raziel and his hands fumbled about in a violent manner as he tried to see. The vampire, had taken this the wrong way... and smacked Raziel.
Then the vampire made strange noises and put a blue line on Raziel.
At first Raziel thought the vampire was offering him a lollipop... but the dream soon faded when he caught sight of his life going down.
Raziel tried to cower away from the now angered sparkly guy... but the line followed him.
The vampire eventually just sat down... ignoring Raziel.
Raziel took this advantage to fire a projectile at the vampire. Raziel missed, and the vampire assumed someone was trying to harm him by the way projectiles were firing around him.
However the AI programming did not allow the vampire to react, and this it stood there, hoping for the best.
Well, Raziel eventually hit the vampire and threw the spear he pulled out of it at the vampire.
The spear missed the vampire due to Raziel's bad bad bad aim... however the technicians used their 'influence' to guide the spear into the vampire's heart.
As expected, the vampire fell to the floor... wondering why OH why couldn't he keep his lil sparkles.
Raziel continued on, only shocked by this small encounter.
After a lot of spectral material changing puzzles and random block puzzles, Raziel reached a furnace.
Figuring this furnace didn't look like the other puzzles, he assumed he'd better use it.
Raziel turned the gas thing... and a load of flammable gas came out.
Raziel then operated the levers and knobs, at first, Raziel managed to get the TV to work.
However then Raziel realised, now was no time to be watching Richard and Judy discussing how life was bad and turned it off.
He then pulled on the BIG lever... and a rabbit jumped out... then some whacko set the rabbit on fire..
Well Raziel stood kinda amazed by the animal cruelty at first.. before it hit him.
That's right someone threw a rock, oh and then it went BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Raziel wondered why he had been vulnerable to a tiny bit of water, but not an entire inferno of fire. Raziel pondered why people can't just be content with candles. As expected the fire somehow blew open an opening and as Raziel had thought, there were more puzzles.
Well Raziel carried on and on, looking at the lovely checkerboard effect on the floor and bugging nephews and slaughs alike.
Until one day... when Raziel was running in circles he noticed that one room was bigger than the others.
Ignoring this room, Raziel ran straight past. On his next circuit around, Raziel decided perhaps he should ignore the room harder. However Raziel found the problem too difficult and could not ignore the room, after a deep battle with his subconscious, Raziel found himself half walking into the room and half not.
With a helpful 'nudge' from the entire cast, Raziel eventually made it in Dumah's chamber.
"My brother Dumah had been a great pancake maker" said Raziel "He would've burned with fury if he knew I saw him like this. For there had been no pancake mixer, no automatic machine flipper... that had been as overconfident as he."
Seeing the three flagpoles in Dumah, Raziel decided to leave him there and hope for the best.
Unfortunately for Raziel, hoping for the best included removing the three flagpoles... Raziel did this with seemingly incredible difficulty.
The last flagpole, before Raziel could ask Dumah where Santa was... as Raziel pulled it out, Dumah's eyes flashed red.
"Brother!... Your eyes?!" Raziel screamed
"Bloodshot I know, too much damn sleep and not enough play" replied Dumah in a squeaky yet seductive voice.
"So err... ... nice err... tail" Raziel said
"I don't have a tail" Dumah responded
"Oh... ... ..." Raziel said shrugging...
The director, sensing that an increasing amount of boredom was the only thing produced here, decided to liven things up a bit. He threw Raziel's teddy bear at Dumah.
"OH! I see! Now Raziel's gone lets steal his toys?!" Raziel was furious
"No brother I di-" Dumah stepped back.. despite being 6 foot taller than Raziel.
"WHEN YOU GOT KILLED, I DIDN'T GO ABOUT STEALING YOUR PJAMA'S DID I BROTHER?!" Raziel shoved Dumah back.
Dumah, not being one to bend over backwards for someone... bent over forwards..
Unfortunately this involved head butting Raziel.. who received a terrible wound.
Then for no reason, a bulldozer being driven by a Melchiah vampire, ploughed through the building.
Naturally the wrecking ball brutally severed Dumah's head... ruining the scene in the game.
The Melchiah vampire was made to replace Dumah. The vampire nervously read its lines as Raziel yawned... the camera caught this.
"My centuries.... playing limbo... in limbo... have given me powe...pow....powe...r?" The Melchiah vampire could barely read.
"POWER?!" Zephon screamed from the wall.
"Yes" said the actor replacing Dumah
"HAHAHAHA... I AM power!!!!" Zephon cackled, failing to realise he was stuck in a wall and could do nothing.
The vampire continued to read its lines. "Not even Kain... can do sums... involving... equal? Oh sorry, not even Kain.. is my equal..."
At that moment Kain appeared, with a cap labelled "Big shot" on his head, and a bad ass look on his face.
"YOU'RE WHAT?" Kain shouted at the vampire
The vampire cowered... stuttering.. the director had a rifle aimed at his head, Kain had his sword near his pelvis... and Raziel had a furnace to lead him to.
The vampire, wanting to appear in the sequel... kept to the lines.
"Kain, is not.. no... not..." at this point the vampire cried. "Not my... equal...."
Dumah came crashing through the roof, landed next to the vampire... and collapsed on top of him.
Well Kain, not being paid overtime.. decided he'd better go home. Zephon, having been smacked about by small kids and being hosed down by fireman, desperately tried to scream, but all he could manage was.
"BBBRRRZZZZ"
Which everyone assumed was just a giant slug dying.
Well, Dumah and Raziel continued to converse.
"I say brother, do you know where Santa be?!" Raziel asked excitedly.
"He be far from here brother, across the mountains, two steps forwards, one step ba... no wait sorry, 3 ..." Dumah stood confused for a few hours.
After a while Raziel changed the topic
"Hey brother, do you know you have a furnace here for no reason at all, that would serve no purpose to any vampires except to kill them?"
"Why yes I do... here lead me to it while I chase you in a threatening manner." Dumah replied.
As they marched on, Dumah tripped over a few times... because he was so damn turtle like, this caused the Earth to ripple.... which SOMEHOW made Raziel go blue and dance about a bit... when asked about it later Raziel claimed he was 'jiving to the music'.
Anyway they got to the furnace after going through a pointlessly long corridor... Dumah stood in the middle of the furnace, and began reciting the Gettysburg Address.. of which he was very fond of.
Raziel decided to impress his brother by showing him how many channels he could get on the TV. First he spun the wheel, which made the flammable gas come out.
Next he pulled the lever... however the TV was no longer there.... flammable rats had eaten it!
As the flammable rat strapped dynamite to itself and recited long, but meaningful poems. Dumah continued to recite his address.
The rat, let out one crazily geekish laugh as it pulled the cord. However the dynamite was fake and nothing happened.
Naturally it just so happened that a bunch of aeroplanes were planning to bomb that area for.... no apparent reason at that time.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Was the sound that no one heard.. because it was more of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Dumah's burning body.... was never found.
Many say Dumah didn't die at all and that it was all a scam... others claim that Dumah is just a figment of our imagination.
Either way, the soul sprang out of Dumah's body... and attacked the rat.
"Rat! Having defeated this beast of a vampire man, you have gained his abilities, now go to the place with the spinny thing and use that circly thing to make it go A-R-O-U-N-D. And don't stay up too late, I saw you last night rat... don't think I'm not watching you." The elder stopped talking as the mic ran out of power.
The rat smiled, aching to be the new hero.
Raziel stood in its shadow... he was now but the side kick...
Nevertheless, rat and Raziel would meet Santa claus.... battle with Ronald... and discuss various economic problems with Kain!
The rat turned from the cinders, its oversized goggles obstructing its view. Raziel then stepped behind it.
"Lets get going" said the rat in a deep heroic voice.
"Wait a second, my shoes are undone" said Raziel hopping behind him
As Raziel tripped over, it was obvious that this entire scene would be cut from the game.
Alas poor Dumah... the legends will speak of you again... and alas poor Zephon and Melchiah vampire #16.... May you live long wherever you maybe.
