Disclaimer: Since I have finally reached chapter 10(has anyone other than me noticed how F^%$#$ short my chapters are???) I am getting really annoyed at writing this down over and over again. The answer, I will use my Jedi mind powers to send you the disclaimer!!!!! ------------------- Okay, I guess my Jedi powers aren't real and that Qui-Gon-Jinn toy wasn't a physic fourtune teller after all. Why do I believe that crazy s&^% anyway. Well, I do not own any of sqauesoft or its characters or any of the authors who I use in this story or anything else that is real that I make fun of in this without knowing that I am. So , I have come up with a great idea to create a show called west park, it will have these trash talking third graders named eric cartman, kyle, stan, and a kid named John Brown who gets killed in every episode!!!!(wait, this isn't original!!!)

Important Authors notes: Thoughout my story, you may have noticed many typos, I would like to point out a few, in chapter two, when Cloud does his suger plug, it says humped out of his chair, it should be hopped. There are other small typos I will fix when I get off my lazy ass to profread, I haven't proofread a single chapter of this damn thing so far, and if you must know who it was that made me write such a pitiful chapter 3, it was the author known as strike. Sorry man, but I don't like your stories very much.

Clouds insanity, chapter 10: (Insert random title here)

Stevan Strike and Phuzz all charge at Sephiroth, they begin fighting

Phuzz: GOOO!!!!!!! Revive her so this story will end dammit!!!!!

Barret: Lets go!!!!(fires shot into fray)

Strike:MY HAND!!!!!!

Tifa: Come on Cloud!!!!

Cloud: wait a sec, I'm learning how to read using the phonics game!!!!

Cid runs over, grabs him and they all run off

The fight continues, Sephiroth is slowly wearing down with the combined attack of three people

Sephiroth: This is why they beat me, they split up into parties of three!!!!

Sudden flash of light appears

Random appearence by female author known as Emi-chan(I will refer to her as Emi)

Emi:(turns to sephiroth)HI!!!!!!(runs up and hugs him) I never thought I would find a story where they would actually let me be by your side!!!! Well, I wasn't supposed to here either but I found a story where I could help you and maybe convince you to marry me!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: Who the hell are you???

Gay little anime thing where person in shock at others stupidity thing occurs..... uhhh yeah

Emi: Well, I'm here to help you(takes out fighting fans, I don't remember their exact name and I am too damn lazy to look it up)

Sephiroth: fans!!!! What the hell good are those going to do do!!!!!!

Emi: throws one at strike

Strike: OWWW my neck.......THUD!!!!!(Strike collapses dead, maybe forever, who knows)

Sephiroth: hhmmmmmm..... interesting(begins stroking beard)

Emi: Since when did you have a beard!!!!

Sephiroth: It's fake(pulls it off) I just don't feel like a real man without it....

Emi: okkkkaaayyyy........

Sephiroth: Kill him!!!!(points at Phuzz)

Emi thorws other fan, Phuzz shoots it

Phuzz: Hah!!!!! it seems we are evenly matched!!!!!!

Emi throws anpther one

Phuzz: Hah!!!! -CLICK!!!!- Oh S#$%!!!!!!(runs off, screams in pain)

Stevan: uhhh, yeah( runs off to Cloud and the others)

Emi: Now my Sephy!!!! we have some time alone!!!!! Oh what to do!!! What to do!!!!

Sephiroth: I wan't to go stop them from reviving aeris....

Emi: That pink wearing bitch......

Sudden Flash of light, Fireball, Turtle, and Cinnamon appear.

Turtle: Come on you two, we have to stop them from reviving Aeris!!!! Otherwise this story will end!!!!!!!

Cinnamon: Thats fine with me, I mean, then I get my reward.

Turtle: You only get it if you do your job right!!!!!(presses random button on wrist, suddenly MOJLNER armor surronds his body and he is holding a sniper rifle)

Fireball: what the F%$#!!!!!

Turtle: I just like Halo, thats all

Cinnamon sees Emi

cinnamon: hey, um you guys go on ahead and stop 'em, I wan to have a little "talk" with that chick over there, h he he he.....

Turtle: No, you're coming with us!!!!!(drags hhim out of room by shirt)

Cinnamon: Can she..... urk..... be a part of my reward..... urk......

Turtle: Fine.....

They rush off into the next room

The next room

Barret: Whats a good song to sing for the revival of Aeris, maybe something by a violent band..... hmmmm.......

Tifa: Well, here we go.....(uses pheniox down on her)

Stevan: NOOOO!!!!!!!! I wanted to use the pheniox on her dman it all to hell!!!!!!

Turtle, Fireball and Cinnamon rush into the room

Cinnamon: NOOOOO!!!!! My reward!!!!!!!

Fireball:(holding tequilla) NOOOO!!!!! A little spanish flea just outdrank me!!!!!!

Turtle: Wait!!!!!! I still have an idea!!!!!

Suddenly, Turtle is wearing a uniform similar to Gandalfs in The Two Towers(damn that movie kicked ass!!!!)

Turtle: I will say some random words to make my spell sound cool!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whos lives in a pinnaple under the sea!!!!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPNATS!!!!! wrinkled and yellow and porous is he!!!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!! I don't remeber the rest of the song!!!! SO LETS F%$# this!!!!!

casts spell

Turtle: Hah!!!! Now I will send all of you to differnt places in the world of differnt video games and maybve even a few of you will go to the real world!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Now this will take a while for all of you to sort out!!!!!! Maybe a few chapters!!!!!

Cloud: Does this mean I can become a real boy!!!!!????? YAYY!!!!!!!!!

Poof!!!! Everyone in the room except Turtle, Cinnamon and Fireball have dissapeared.

Turtle: GOOO!!!!!!

Fireball: To do what???

Turtle: Prevent them from making back together, I must keep this story going until I am an old guy and my jokes are even funny anymore, I will also then have uncontrolable flatulence!!!!

Loud Farting noises ensue

Turtle: That was intentional.......

Turtle zaps Fireball and Cinnamon off to somewhere

Back outside..... a few minutes before....

Emi: That was great Sephy!!!!!

Sephiroth: I didn't do anything.

Emi: You blinked, and it made you look so damn cute!!!

Strike and Phuzz run back into the scene.

Emi: I thought you guys were dead...

Strike: NOOO!!!! Thats becasue we have the new ultimate weapon, the GAMESHARK!!!!! All rights reserved....

Phuzz: yes, it is quite simple, you just enter some cheats, like you always come back to life, and then plug it in its socket.

Sephiroth: Where would this socket be....????

Emi: shudder.....

Sudden flash of light.... Sephiroth is gone.....

Phuzz: Oh S#$%, are you thinking what I'm thinking

Strike: Probably not(flips page of comic book he's reading) he he he, that Johnny, always getting himself killed, its just so damn funny!!!!(this is a joke only funny to me, and will cause me to get the shit beaten out of me soon)

Phuzz: We gotta go find all the characters to end this damn story!!!!

Strike: Lets go!!!!

They run off into distence, unaware of the cliff they run off of.

Emi: Oh my god!!!! Is this what happened to Sephy!!!! I gotta go find him!!!!(she runs off)

Back at the Turtle layer

Vivi: Ha, since he left, I have converted all those brainless servants to come under my control!!!! Now I control this story and every aspect of Turtles life!!!! I am invincible!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Servants: (begin laughing with him)

Authors notes: That ending was weird eh, obviously, I just opened up room for a bunch of new chapters and stuff. So, I will still accept a few more applications, stuff like that, and don't expect a udate for about a week and a half okay.

~IF EVERYONE WERE LIKE ME, THE WORLD WOULD BE ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION.