Disclaimer: The year is not after Colony 195, I repeat, the year is not after colony 195. oh yeah, I also have absolutly nothin to do with anything except the computer I am typing on and all of my worldly possessions. These include an xbox, a tv and..... Thats about it.
uhhh.... authors note which no one reads. I have not worked on this story for a long time due to tons of school work and the wonderful world of starcraft Battle.net. So I have little idea of where I left the characters and I'm too damn lazy to go back and read the last chapter.
Authors Note 2: This is probably not the best I could put out with the huge amount of time between updates.
At an undisclosed location where turtle is hiding otherwise vivi will kill him(authors note, the author believes that Taco Bells are great hiding places and that all of them have bomb shelters. This makes the authors dream job the drive though guy at Taco Bell)
anyway....
At a Taco Bell.. I MEAN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!!!!!!
Turtle: How on earth can I beat Vivi and take my base back.... DAMN!!!!(pounds fist against table, when brought up, a thin sheet of plastic is still to his hand) hmmm.... so thats how they keep the tables so clean.
On Microphone: Number 69!!! Your order is ready!!!! Number 69!!!!
A fat person who is 15 years old walks up and takes the tray
?????: Lets see here, lard burrito supreme with 5 chunky s@#$ tacos and a 64 oz. bottle of cream to drink!!!!(walks off to seat)
Turtle: F^%$in loser... WAIT!!!!(light bulb appears) I can make all the other characters join up with me to stop VIVI!!!! I'll lie to them saying that I'll end the story!!!!
Phuzz:(I'm gonna get killed for putting him here)(somehow talking from hundreds of miles away) thats stupid you fag
Turtle: SHUT UP U RAPIST!!!!!!!(runs out of Taco bell crying)
In a mental institution...
Yuffie is seen in a straight jacket
Yuffie: Can't sleep.... Clowns will eat me....
Director of place is seen viewing this though surveilence
Man: Are you sure we should have shown them killer clowns from outer space as our saturday night movie....
Director: The violence obsesive liked it(points to his screen)
Violence obsessive:(stabbing clown dolls with a knife) DIE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!! BLEED!!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!!!!
man: okay....
man looks back at Yuffies screen
man: WHAT!!!!! SHES GONE!!!!!(points to screen)
outside....
(man in mask): Are you all right?
Yuffie:(somehow back in normal clothes and fully armed) yeah, but how did you move that fast?
(main in mask):Thats not the point
Yuffie: but how...
(man in mask): fine... if you must know(points to shoes) NEW MICHAL JORDAN AIR JORDAN FINAL EDITION!!!!! IT MAKES ME SUPER FAST AND JUST LIKE MIKE!!!! the only side effect is that I'm bald under this Mask.
Yuffie: What now?
(man in mask): We GO TO TOKYO!!!!!
Yuffie: that sign says welcome to tokyo(points to city limits sign)
(man in mask): oh... Well, GODZILLA NEEDS OUR HELP!!!! a 100 foot tapeworm is attacking tykyo and I think that Godzilla can't stop it!!!
Yuffie: WHAT are they gonna name this movie??
(man in mask): Godzilla beomes incredibly thin thanks to parasites vs. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!!!!!!
Yuffie: why would they name it that?
(man in mask): don't ask me...
Yuffie: LETS GO!!!(runs off)
(man in mask): oh man, I need to rethink my battle strategy, TO SOMEPLACE!!(runs off)
On Godzillas head(no, not that one you pervert!!)
Cloud is dressed up in a taco bell employee uniform
Cloud: I opened a Taco Bell up here!!! FREE TACOS FOR THOSE WHO WEIGH LESS THAN 400 POUNDS!!
A tv reporter climbs down a ladder from a helicopter and onto godzillas head
Reporter runs over to cloud
Cloud: Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get you??
Reporter: A number 9, crunchy and a pepsi to go with that. but sir.... can I get an interview with you?
Cloud: ummm... I 'm sorry, all we have right now is a line tapping into godzillas bladder so all we serve is monster pee.
Reporter: The interview sir?
Cloud: Oh yeah, sure why not
Reporter: Now what drove you to opening a Taco Bell here?
Cloud: Well, I've always wanted to open my own store Bob
Reporter: Its Steve
Cloud: As I was saying Jim
Reporter: Did you hear me, I said my name was Steve
Cloud: Please stop interupting me Hank
Reporter: I give up....
Cloud: Anyway, I could never get enough money to open my own location so I finally found this SWEET peice of land. Taco Bell even let me change the name of this one to Taco Bello when I told them that I wanted to change the cheese to blood and the meat to lamb intestines. So they let me change the name of my store to Taco Bello. Isnt that cool!!!!
Steve: uhhh.... and what makes you think people will climb up here and eat that type of Taco??
Cloud: Becaue I would!!
Steve: That makes no sense
Cloud suddenly becomes very alert and starts sniffing around
Cloud: He's about to move, grab onto something!!!
Godzilla swings his head around and does his fire breath thingy on the helicopter the reporter flew in on
Cloud: GREAT!!! I've been looknig for new employees!!! Theres plenty of food and drink too!!!
Reporter: oh god no....
Cloud: Let me go get your uniform!!!
In some random department store
Fireball: Why do we have to buy new clothes for going to fight Godzilla???
Cinnamon: Cuz then we'll look like superheros!! DUH!!!
Fireball: fine....(takes zebra colored spandex and walks into the dressing room)
Fireball: uhh... How do you put this on???
Cinnamon: well, let me see....
Cinnamon walks into the same dressing thingy
Cinnamon: Well, this is how yo- Hey.... you don't look so bad......
Fireball: wha- Stay away from me
Cinnamon: I'll be gentle, dont worry
Fireball: AHHH!!! SOMEBODY!!! HELP!!!! RAPE!!!!
Authors note: I only put this in here becasue due to a review, I think cinnamon chaos would be okay with this scene, if not, please flame
Cinnamon: Do you have any beer?? This would make it soooo much easier for you
Screen fades to black with happy music playing. Fireballs Screams for help can be heard in backround
In some ally in Tokyo
Emi: SEPHY!!!! SEPHY!!! SEPHY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
sephiroth convienently is in this very ally
EMi: Sephy!!! There you are!!!
Sepiroth's clothes are ripped and tattered and he looks paranoid
Sephiroth: No, I won't let you take me back to them!!!
Emi: Take you back to who Sephy???
Sephiroth: I know you're working with them!!!
Emi: Working with who???
Sephiroth: The yellow submarine men....
Turtle walks on randomly
Turtle: Whats happening my main bad guy man!!!
Sephiroth: Stay away from me you submarine worker
Turtle: right.....
Emi: SEPHYS GONE INSANE!!! NO!!!!!!
Turtle: Well, I'll help you get him back to normal if you help me with this(explains situation to her)
Emi: You promise?
Turtle: yep. You coming Sephiroth???
Sephiroth:(now has a shotgun pointed at Turtles face) Just keep walking punk....
At a animal shelter Red XIII is in a cat cage
Red: Meow???
At a airport
Tifa: Finally, I have ebough money to go to tokyo
Tifa walks up to the ticket counter
Tifa: One ticket to Tokyo please
counter person: This isn't enough mam
Tifa: WHAT!!!
Counter Person: We can still get you on a flight though, you will have to work as a flight attendent using these clothes(holds up clothes made for people her height, yet not as big boobed)
Tifa: Whats a flight attendent???
Counter person: I'll show you, this way
Somewhere below a plane in the pacific(if you don't remember, strike and cid are falling from a plane)
Strike: This worked for peach!! So it should work for me!!!(takes out umbrella and uses it as a parachute) Whew, it seems to be working
SNAP!!!!
Strike: OH SHIT!!!!!!!
Cid:(grabbs Strike and pulls his chute) you should just be lucky I need a boat to get to shore
Strike: What do you mean???
Cid: You're of great size, I can use you as a boat
Strike: WHAT!!!
Cid: Don't worry, you may not die
Srike: IM OUTTA HERE!!!(drops)
Cid: Oh, look, I had a inflatble raft in my pocket all along.
Barret is at a retruant in tokyo
Barret: Man, since I pulled out that tapeworm, I've been putting on all this weight (imagine a 650 pound barret) Oh man..... I gotta go get that worm back in me and out of godzilla
Barret attempts to run out the store but it looks more like a waddle
Stevan is sitting at a bus stop crying
Stevan: Why Turtle, why!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SAVE AERIS!!!
Turtle walks on again
turtle: To prolong the story, duh.
Stevan: Can you still control the story and make her come back???
Turtle: Nope, this is the real world now, but if I can get control of the video game part of this story again, I can bring her back there. I need some help though....
Stevan: ILL DO IT!!!
Turtle:(muttering) pathetic fools... I'll just sacrifice you all
Stevan: Huh?? Did you say something
Turtlle: Oh, I just said afterwards, I'll take you all out for Ice cream and beer. Yeah, thats it... Beer.....
At a movie theater
Vincint: One for X2 please
ticket dude: Ha, and WHAT mutant are you drressed up as
Vincint: myself
Ticket dude breaks out laughing
Vincint does limit break and smahes the glass
ticket dude: HOLY S%$#!!!! YOU ARE A FREAK!!!
Vincint holds out hand for ticket
Ticket Dude: Here you are sir(hands him ticket)
Vincint walks into theater, limit break runs out and he ruhses in a a squirral
Ticket Dude: Luckily I always carry my anti-squirral spray...
authors final note: I just noticed that I haven't updated in about 4 months, soryy about that. This probably wasn't the best I could do in that time, but I just typed out most of this in 45 minutes so, If you hate it, fine, if you like it, GREAT!!
Next time.... Will Vincint's moviegoing experience be thwarted by the the ticket dude. Will Godzilla finally be rid of the tapeworm??? Heres a little preview
Tiket dude sprays Vincint with anti-squirral spray
Vincint inhales it
Vincint: mmmm.... Inhalents....(eyes dialate) woah... I'm high off this s^%$
Man: What the....
uhhh.... authors note which no one reads. I have not worked on this story for a long time due to tons of school work and the wonderful world of starcraft Battle.net. So I have little idea of where I left the characters and I'm too damn lazy to go back and read the last chapter.
Authors Note 2: This is probably not the best I could put out with the huge amount of time between updates.
At an undisclosed location where turtle is hiding otherwise vivi will kill him(authors note, the author believes that Taco Bells are great hiding places and that all of them have bomb shelters. This makes the authors dream job the drive though guy at Taco Bell)
anyway....
At a Taco Bell.. I MEAN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!!!!!!
Turtle: How on earth can I beat Vivi and take my base back.... DAMN!!!!(pounds fist against table, when brought up, a thin sheet of plastic is still to his hand) hmmm.... so thats how they keep the tables so clean.
On Microphone: Number 69!!! Your order is ready!!!! Number 69!!!!
A fat person who is 15 years old walks up and takes the tray
?????: Lets see here, lard burrito supreme with 5 chunky s@#$ tacos and a 64 oz. bottle of cream to drink!!!!(walks off to seat)
Turtle: F^%$in loser... WAIT!!!!(light bulb appears) I can make all the other characters join up with me to stop VIVI!!!! I'll lie to them saying that I'll end the story!!!!
Phuzz:(I'm gonna get killed for putting him here)(somehow talking from hundreds of miles away) thats stupid you fag
Turtle: SHUT UP U RAPIST!!!!!!!(runs out of Taco bell crying)
In a mental institution...
Yuffie is seen in a straight jacket
Yuffie: Can't sleep.... Clowns will eat me....
Director of place is seen viewing this though surveilence
Man: Are you sure we should have shown them killer clowns from outer space as our saturday night movie....
Director: The violence obsesive liked it(points to his screen)
Violence obsessive:(stabbing clown dolls with a knife) DIE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!! BLEED!!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!!!!
man: okay....
man looks back at Yuffies screen
man: WHAT!!!!! SHES GONE!!!!!(points to screen)
outside....
(man in mask): Are you all right?
Yuffie:(somehow back in normal clothes and fully armed) yeah, but how did you move that fast?
(main in mask):Thats not the point
Yuffie: but how...
(man in mask): fine... if you must know(points to shoes) NEW MICHAL JORDAN AIR JORDAN FINAL EDITION!!!!! IT MAKES ME SUPER FAST AND JUST LIKE MIKE!!!! the only side effect is that I'm bald under this Mask.
Yuffie: What now?
(man in mask): We GO TO TOKYO!!!!!
Yuffie: that sign says welcome to tokyo(points to city limits sign)
(man in mask): oh... Well, GODZILLA NEEDS OUR HELP!!!! a 100 foot tapeworm is attacking tykyo and I think that Godzilla can't stop it!!!
Yuffie: WHAT are they gonna name this movie??
(man in mask): Godzilla beomes incredibly thin thanks to parasites vs. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!!!!!!
Yuffie: why would they name it that?
(man in mask): don't ask me...
Yuffie: LETS GO!!!(runs off)
(man in mask): oh man, I need to rethink my battle strategy, TO SOMEPLACE!!(runs off)
On Godzillas head(no, not that one you pervert!!)
Cloud is dressed up in a taco bell employee uniform
Cloud: I opened a Taco Bell up here!!! FREE TACOS FOR THOSE WHO WEIGH LESS THAN 400 POUNDS!!
A tv reporter climbs down a ladder from a helicopter and onto godzillas head
Reporter runs over to cloud
Cloud: Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get you??
Reporter: A number 9, crunchy and a pepsi to go with that. but sir.... can I get an interview with you?
Cloud: ummm... I 'm sorry, all we have right now is a line tapping into godzillas bladder so all we serve is monster pee.
Reporter: The interview sir?
Cloud: Oh yeah, sure why not
Reporter: Now what drove you to opening a Taco Bell here?
Cloud: Well, I've always wanted to open my own store Bob
Reporter: Its Steve
Cloud: As I was saying Jim
Reporter: Did you hear me, I said my name was Steve
Cloud: Please stop interupting me Hank
Reporter: I give up....
Cloud: Anyway, I could never get enough money to open my own location so I finally found this SWEET peice of land. Taco Bell even let me change the name of this one to Taco Bello when I told them that I wanted to change the cheese to blood and the meat to lamb intestines. So they let me change the name of my store to Taco Bello. Isnt that cool!!!!
Steve: uhhh.... and what makes you think people will climb up here and eat that type of Taco??
Cloud: Becaue I would!!
Steve: That makes no sense
Cloud suddenly becomes very alert and starts sniffing around
Cloud: He's about to move, grab onto something!!!
Godzilla swings his head around and does his fire breath thingy on the helicopter the reporter flew in on
Cloud: GREAT!!! I've been looknig for new employees!!! Theres plenty of food and drink too!!!
Reporter: oh god no....
Cloud: Let me go get your uniform!!!
In some random department store
Fireball: Why do we have to buy new clothes for going to fight Godzilla???
Cinnamon: Cuz then we'll look like superheros!! DUH!!!
Fireball: fine....(takes zebra colored spandex and walks into the dressing room)
Fireball: uhh... How do you put this on???
Cinnamon: well, let me see....
Cinnamon walks into the same dressing thingy
Cinnamon: Well, this is how yo- Hey.... you don't look so bad......
Fireball: wha- Stay away from me
Cinnamon: I'll be gentle, dont worry
Fireball: AHHH!!! SOMEBODY!!! HELP!!!! RAPE!!!!
Authors note: I only put this in here becasue due to a review, I think cinnamon chaos would be okay with this scene, if not, please flame
Cinnamon: Do you have any beer?? This would make it soooo much easier for you
Screen fades to black with happy music playing. Fireballs Screams for help can be heard in backround
In some ally in Tokyo
Emi: SEPHY!!!! SEPHY!!! SEPHY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
sephiroth convienently is in this very ally
EMi: Sephy!!! There you are!!!
Sepiroth's clothes are ripped and tattered and he looks paranoid
Sephiroth: No, I won't let you take me back to them!!!
Emi: Take you back to who Sephy???
Sephiroth: I know you're working with them!!!
Emi: Working with who???
Sephiroth: The yellow submarine men....
Turtle walks on randomly
Turtle: Whats happening my main bad guy man!!!
Sephiroth: Stay away from me you submarine worker
Turtle: right.....
Emi: SEPHYS GONE INSANE!!! NO!!!!!!
Turtle: Well, I'll help you get him back to normal if you help me with this(explains situation to her)
Emi: You promise?
Turtle: yep. You coming Sephiroth???
Sephiroth:(now has a shotgun pointed at Turtles face) Just keep walking punk....
At a animal shelter Red XIII is in a cat cage
Red: Meow???
At a airport
Tifa: Finally, I have ebough money to go to tokyo
Tifa walks up to the ticket counter
Tifa: One ticket to Tokyo please
counter person: This isn't enough mam
Tifa: WHAT!!!
Counter Person: We can still get you on a flight though, you will have to work as a flight attendent using these clothes(holds up clothes made for people her height, yet not as big boobed)
Tifa: Whats a flight attendent???
Counter person: I'll show you, this way
Somewhere below a plane in the pacific(if you don't remember, strike and cid are falling from a plane)
Strike: This worked for peach!! So it should work for me!!!(takes out umbrella and uses it as a parachute) Whew, it seems to be working
SNAP!!!!
Strike: OH SHIT!!!!!!!
Cid:(grabbs Strike and pulls his chute) you should just be lucky I need a boat to get to shore
Strike: What do you mean???
Cid: You're of great size, I can use you as a boat
Strike: WHAT!!!
Cid: Don't worry, you may not die
Srike: IM OUTTA HERE!!!(drops)
Cid: Oh, look, I had a inflatble raft in my pocket all along.
Barret is at a retruant in tokyo
Barret: Man, since I pulled out that tapeworm, I've been putting on all this weight (imagine a 650 pound barret) Oh man..... I gotta go get that worm back in me and out of godzilla
Barret attempts to run out the store but it looks more like a waddle
Stevan is sitting at a bus stop crying
Stevan: Why Turtle, why!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SAVE AERIS!!!
Turtle walks on again
turtle: To prolong the story, duh.
Stevan: Can you still control the story and make her come back???
Turtle: Nope, this is the real world now, but if I can get control of the video game part of this story again, I can bring her back there. I need some help though....
Stevan: ILL DO IT!!!
Turtle:(muttering) pathetic fools... I'll just sacrifice you all
Stevan: Huh?? Did you say something
Turtlle: Oh, I just said afterwards, I'll take you all out for Ice cream and beer. Yeah, thats it... Beer.....
At a movie theater
Vincint: One for X2 please
ticket dude: Ha, and WHAT mutant are you drressed up as
Vincint: myself
Ticket dude breaks out laughing
Vincint does limit break and smahes the glass
ticket dude: HOLY S%$#!!!! YOU ARE A FREAK!!!
Vincint holds out hand for ticket
Ticket Dude: Here you are sir(hands him ticket)
Vincint walks into theater, limit break runs out and he ruhses in a a squirral
Ticket Dude: Luckily I always carry my anti-squirral spray...
authors final note: I just noticed that I haven't updated in about 4 months, soryy about that. This probably wasn't the best I could do in that time, but I just typed out most of this in 45 minutes so, If you hate it, fine, if you like it, GREAT!!
Next time.... Will Vincint's moviegoing experience be thwarted by the the ticket dude. Will Godzilla finally be rid of the tapeworm??? Heres a little preview
Tiket dude sprays Vincint with anti-squirral spray
Vincint inhales it
Vincint: mmmm.... Inhalents....(eyes dialate) woah... I'm high off this s^%$
Man: What the....
