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Man: Just give him the story back.
At the Tokyo airport...
Tifa: That sure was an odd job, I had to serve people food and not complain while they groped me. I should complain.
Tifa walks over to the complaints counter.
Tifa: Hi, I'd like to register a complaint
Man: Okay, first you need to fill out form 21b and take it to room 75 on the 5th floor of wing Q and you must take it there spinning in circles the entire time or your complaint will be rejected. Then fill out form 65z while flight attendents dance around you while shoving peanuts up your nose. Then take this to room 5e part III and Scream "THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY AND I CAN't FIND THE BATHROOM!" or they won't let you in. The-
Tifa: Never Mind
Tifa leaves the airport, looks up and sees godzilla in the distence
Tifa: There he is, Time to kick some ass(kricks knuckles and runs off)
Barret is seen waddling twords godzilla
Barret: Man, I'll never get there at this rate... HEY TAXI!!!
Taxi after Taxi dives past him because they are all trying to run from Godzilla
Barret: GOD DAMN IT!! PICK ME UP!!!
Barret precedes to fire and one of the cars explode, a star appears at the top of the screen
Barret: What the hell....
A cop Car pulls up
Cop 1: Drop YOUR GUN ARM!! err... yeah...
Barret: OH HELL NO!!! I AIN'T GOING TO THE SLAMMER!!!(precedes to blow that cop car up)
Another Star appears on the screen
Barret: I don't get it...
Barret: AH DAMMIT!!! ILL JUST STEAL A CAR!!(goes and steals a taxi)
another Star appears
Barret: God damn, I just don't get it....
Barret drives off in the direction of Godzilla
In the Parking Lot of some random mall(look outside if you live near one! YOU MAY SEE SOEMTHING ODD!!!)
Fireball is seen running as fast as he can away from the mall and for the street
Fireball: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU BISEXUAL FREAK!!!!
Cinnamon:(running after Fireball) Come on!!! You must've at least liked it a little!!! (speeds up)
Fireball: I need to make it to *pant* the street *pant* (speeds up)
The cars are currently stopped as there is a red light
Fireball reaches the street and goes "Dukes of Hazard" and slides across the front of all of the cars
Fireball: *phew* that was close, as soon as I reached the other side the light turned green.
Fireball runs off and catches a Taxi
Taxi guy: Where to chief??
Fireball: An international Airport!! Quickly, IM IN A HURRY!!!
Taxi guy: Righto(drives in the opposite direction of the airport)
Cinnamon: NO!!! I need to follow him in a taxi of my own!!!
HE sees a taxi parked on the other side of the road
Cinnamon: Here I go!!
He runs out into the street and looks like hes gonna make it, then he gets hit by a semi and flies 40 feet
Inside the Semi
Red XIII: grrr.... I still can't figure out which one is brake and which one is gas...
The Semi speeds up and runs Cinnamon over again.
Cinnamon: If I don't make it.... bury me.... at..........(falls unconcious(?))
An ambulence arrives, puts him in the back and drives off
Doctor 1: Oh man, his injuries are bad, what can we do??(to be said in a cheesy acting voice)
Doctor 2: The only place he can get treatment that may save his life is Tokyo!!!
Doctor 1: But isn't Godzilla Attacking???
Doctor 2: Yes, but hes in a weakened state due to the tapeworm thats inside of him
Doctor 1: OKAY!!! Driver, activate the light speed thursters for exactly .05 seconds!!!
Driver: Rodger
The ambulence for some reason(wire team) floats into the sky and then dissapears as it activates its light speeds thursters leaving a trail of light(cheap special effect)
The ambulence reappears in Tokyo
Doctor 2: Get him in the hospital(?) NOW!!!!
In some dark ally in Tokyo
Yuffie: excuse me shady man guarding some random door?? Do you know where I can buy some Materia??
SMGSRD:(Shady man guarding some random door) Materia, what the hell is that??
Yuffie: It looks like this(takes out a materia and shows it to him)
SMGSRD: Wow... That looks expensive, I know a place, its 3 allies down, take this note, slip it under the door, and make sure not to read it
Yuffie:(reading the note) GOT IT
SMGSRD: You read the note missie, I'm afraid I can't let you live
Yuffie: What does the letter mean by "The Don"??
SMGSRD: That's none of your buissness(points gun at her face and fires)
Matrix like scene occurs Yuffie moves out of the way of the bullet in slow mo and precedes to do a spin kick to SMGSRD's neck
SMGSRD: ugh... (falls down dead)
Yuffie: Oh well, I guess I'll have to use my brute power to stop Godzilla!!!(runs off)
In the Ocean
Cid: Row row row this raft until I fall down dead, maybe if I die in here my corpse will be intact!!
Cid paddles for hours and hours
Cid: hhmm... there seems to be some large floating thing on the surface....
Cid paddles over to it
Strike: My lard seems to be keeping me afloat so far...
Cid: ITS YOU!!! I thought you died!!
Strike: I can't die as long as I have this Gameshark shioved up my... er... well... you know...
Cid: thats just gross, anyway, you can see land in that direction, if you help me, we can there faster
Strike: Ok, just lemme check one thing first(sticks a hand udnerwater) OH MY GOD!!! Its gone, I can actually die now!!! HElp me!!!(he sinks below the surface for good)
While underwtaer, Strike finds some crabs, makes them join claws and dance around, he is happy and acting like a 4 year old when he falls unconcious....
Cid: Stupid fatass, his self-confidence booster was having a disk up his ass, disgusting...
(cid paddles to shore where he gets ready to fight Godzilla)
On a residentail Street in some town in the USA
Turtle is seen driving a white van with a giant megaphone on top of it. Inside the Vechile Stevan and Emi are sitting there waiting to get ready to fight Godzilla.
Turtle:(over megaphone) here comes the Happy van, come to pick up all the Final Fantasy Charcters, and if I find them Authors too!!(repeats endlessly)
Stevan: So what is it, are you gonna drive all over the world till you find them??
Emi: If you are, I'm not paying for Gas
Turtle: Don't worry, I have a tracking device for where all of them are, everyone has reached Tokyo at this point except for Phuzz, Vincint and Red
Emi: I thought Phuzz wanted nothing to do with this story?
Turtle: Yeah, but I think I can talk him into helping us with the extermination of Godzilla
The Van stops outside a house
Stevan: WHy are you stopping here??
Turtle: This is where Phuzz lives
The music plays for about 10 minutes, then the door opens and phuzz walks out carrying a bag of something
Phuzz: THERES NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING WITH YOU TURTLE!!!
Phuzz takes a brick out of the bag and throws it at the car, it goes through the window and nearly hits Turtle
Phuzz: DIE YOU ASSH&^%!!!(throws another brick, this one makes a dent in the car, he gets another one ready)
Emi: DRIVE!! DRIVE!!! DRIVE!!
Turtle Drives off as fast as he can
Phuzz: *phew* those were all the real bricks I had, the rest were foam
Phuzz walks into his house and closes the door, on the door there is the forever great clock of "no drinking until after 5"
At the movie theater
Note: At the time vincint is in his squirral form
Vincint: *I should be more or less safe in this theatre*
Ticket Dude:(holding up anti-squirral spray) ha, that mutant thinks he can get away from me! This time I'll prove it real. I may have failed in proving Vulcans were real, I may have failed making a light saber, I may have sent my dog back in time never to return, my left big toe may be invisible, BUT I WILL PROVE MUTANTS EXIST!!!
Ticket Dude:(over announcement thingy) WE are sorry, but we must ask all people to vacate the theatre at once, we have good reason to believe there is a squirral... which may be rabid inside the theatre
Everybody runs out of the theatre screaming.
ticket dude: Time to catch me some mutant(sprays the anti-squirral spray all over the theatre)
Vincint:(inhales the stuff) *wooooahhhh.... thats some good stuff*(eyes dialate)
Ticket Dude: I FOUND YOU!!! wait... why are your eys dialated??
Vincint: *oh man, it seems that the giant Oreo is saying something*
Ticket dude: AND NOW I CATCH YOU!!!
Vincint:(looks to his left):*A GiANT TWINKE IS RUNNING AWAY!!! I MUST CATCH IT!!!*(runs out of the theatre)
Ticket Dude: NO!!!!!
Vincint runs out of the threatre, and conviently, at the same exact moment, Turtles white van pulls up.
Turtle: GET IN THE VAN VINCINT!!!
Vincint: *The oscer myer weiner truck is talking to me?? Better get in...*
Vincint gets in the van and they drive off....
On a street just a few blocks away
Somehow Red XIII is running away from a group of of people trying to tranquilze him
Turtles car is already driving nearby
Stevan: THERES RED!!!
Turtle: If I swerve the car around the corner at the right angle with the perfect timing and the side doors open, we can save him!!
Emi: And that means??
Turtle: I can save Red XIII from being Tranquilized and it would look really cool!!!
Emi: oh
Scene occurs in slow mo where as Red XIII nears the street the doors of the van open and Stevan and Emi are waving Red XIII to jump in while Vincint points a sahking hand at red XIII, glaring evilly. As red XIII reaches the street, the camera cangles spins around from behind Red so that its in fromt of the car. Red XIII jumps in, the doors close, and they drive off.
After many hours of travel and bathroom breaks, everyone has gathered in front of Godzilla to take him and the tapeworm inside of him down. All except for Cloud, who is still on top of Godzilla operating his Taco Bello.
Tifa: Cloud!!! get down from there!!! We need to kill Godzilla and then Turtle Says he can take us back to our world, where if we help him with one other thing, he'll end this horrendous story!!
Cloud: NO!!! I won't let you take my property!!!
reporter:(if you remember, he was forced to saty there in the last chapter) Im outta here!!!
the reporter jumps off
Reporter: Oh shit!!! I forgot the parachute!!!
Barret: Ouch, that had to hurt
Cloud: I will never let you take my Property!!!
Red XIII: wait.... does anybody know where Sephiroth is?? that always angers Cloud into trying something.
Sephiroth:(flies out of nowhere and lands at godzillas feet) Come on Cloud!!! this is the real world now!!! Do you still think you can beat me!!??
Cloud: Come on up here and we'll find out whos the better drinker!!!
Spehiroth: The better fighter ya dumb blond!!
Emi: Wow, he sure is standing up to someone whos kicked his ass before. My hero(sighs)
Cloud: Still, come up here to prove yourself!! My buster Branch is itching for a good fight(holds up a sword which looks exactly like the buster sword except its made of rotten wood)
Sephiroth walks over to the main group
Sephiroth: I tried, I tried(walks off into the distence crying while some sad emotional music plays)
Cid: Does anybody else hate that kind of music??
All the boys raise their hand
Barret: Well, it looks like we can't get cloud to come down from there... I guess we'll have to take Godzilla down with him there...
Everyone nods their head in agreement(Tifa, Barret, Cid, Red XIII, Vincint, Yuffie, Turtle, Fireball, Cinnamon, Emi, Stevan, Strike)
Cid: LETS DO THIS!!!!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!
As they begin to charge, a figured drenched in shadow comes out in front of them, he looks Godzilla in the eye, the figure then opens their mouth to speak.
Figure: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Godzilla tilts his head to the side, looking confused, his eyes then become bloodshot and the viens in his head rise to the skin.
Cloud: NO!!! MY PROPERTY'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!
Cloud grabs a parachute and jumps, shortly after he jumps Godzillas head explodes
Figure: My work Made here is Deed.
Everyone: What???
Figure walks off into the distence
Turtle: Well, that person sure kicked Godzillas ass
Cid: Damn Straight he did
Turtle: Anyway, with Godzilla gone now I can send us all back to the FF7 realm
Everyone except authors: YAY!!!
Turtle: Not so fast, once we get there, I need your guys help to eliminate Vivi from that universe, he currently controls the story, once I take back over, I'll end the story.
Everyone reluctently shakes their head
Turtle: everybody ready? Here we go!!
Cheesy special effect of a big flash of light occurs, after that, everybodys gone....
At Vivis base
Vivi: Damn it, where could the instant coffee machine be...
Guard: We don-
Vivi: YOU!!! YOU MUST KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!
Guard: I was trying to tell you sir, we don't have one!!
Vivi: LIES!!! (Electrocutes him)
Guard: I'm not lying SIR!!!
Vivi: CURSE YOU!!!! (chokes him)
Somewhere nearby...
Everybody warps into existence in the FF7 world
Turtle: Finally, we are here
Tifa: Turtle, who was that figure??
Turtle: I know who it was, it was-
Barret: yes??
Turtle: what a good idea!!
Cid: Whats a good idea??
Turtle: HA!!! I'll have the 2 or more people who actually read this story guess who it was!!! As a reward, they can type out in the review what they want as a reward!! Its ingenious!!! of course it has to be within my power and not something like "Go find a gun and shoot yourself" It has to be something relevant to the stoy.
Red XIII: Why are you doing this??
Turtle: To prolong the story which is running out of stupid plot twists and is void of anything humorous from ending.
Everybody groans
Turtle: Well then, Lets go fight VIVI!!!
everybody charges off into the distence, hoping the next chapter will be the last....
Authors Note: Well, thats it for this chapter, I think its the longest one I've done so far
PHUZZ: *COUGH* Pathetic*cough*
Turtle: Shut up
Authors Note Continued: ANyway, I think the contest is fairly obvious, it may attract a few more reviews, which is what I'm looking for, cuz this story only averages 3 or 4 a chapter while other storys I've read recieve 10+ reviews per chapter. So, um, I still have at least 2 chapters worth of ideas floating around in my insane mind, so enjoy the wait for chapter 14
Authors 2nd note: At the time I am also working on 2 other fics, one is a original fic which has many RPG cliches in it and is fairly unoriginal for an original story. It follows such things as "having amnesia is as common as having a cold", and it does have a wee bit of romance(I suppose you could call it that in my story) where just the girl likes the boy and they are being forced to marry. The boy really hates the girl, etc. etc.(hmm... that sounds familar). The rest of the story revolves around some warring kingdoms on some planet and the role the mian character is thrust into waith the war.(hmm.... that not original either, is there a section in FF.net for "rip-off" fics???). The other story, which is equally pathetic, is my take on the events that follow Metal Gear Solid 2. Its not one of those disturbing fics which I see everywhere I go which involve Snake and Octacon.. er... you know... Mine follows the story and my take on what happens to philanthropy and Raiden in the weeks following Metal Gear Solid 2. So just tell me which fic I should put more effort into: the unoriginal original, The Metal Gear Solid one, or this one. Just gimme your opinion.
End of Chapter 13
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THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN CANCELED
Man: Just give him the story back.
At the Tokyo airport...
Tifa: That sure was an odd job, I had to serve people food and not complain while they groped me. I should complain.
Tifa walks over to the complaints counter.
Tifa: Hi, I'd like to register a complaint
Man: Okay, first you need to fill out form 21b and take it to room 75 on the 5th floor of wing Q and you must take it there spinning in circles the entire time or your complaint will be rejected. Then fill out form 65z while flight attendents dance around you while shoving peanuts up your nose. Then take this to room 5e part III and Scream "THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY AND I CAN't FIND THE BATHROOM!" or they won't let you in. The-
Tifa: Never Mind
Tifa leaves the airport, looks up and sees godzilla in the distence
Tifa: There he is, Time to kick some ass(kricks knuckles and runs off)
Barret is seen waddling twords godzilla
Barret: Man, I'll never get there at this rate... HEY TAXI!!!
Taxi after Taxi dives past him because they are all trying to run from Godzilla
Barret: GOD DAMN IT!! PICK ME UP!!!
Barret precedes to fire and one of the cars explode, a star appears at the top of the screen
Barret: What the hell....
A cop Car pulls up
Cop 1: Drop YOUR GUN ARM!! err... yeah...
Barret: OH HELL NO!!! I AIN'T GOING TO THE SLAMMER!!!(precedes to blow that cop car up)
Another Star appears on the screen
Barret: I don't get it...
Barret: AH DAMMIT!!! ILL JUST STEAL A CAR!!(goes and steals a taxi)
another Star appears
Barret: God damn, I just don't get it....
Barret drives off in the direction of Godzilla
In the Parking Lot of some random mall(look outside if you live near one! YOU MAY SEE SOEMTHING ODD!!!)
Fireball is seen running as fast as he can away from the mall and for the street
Fireball: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU BISEXUAL FREAK!!!!
Cinnamon:(running after Fireball) Come on!!! You must've at least liked it a little!!! (speeds up)
Fireball: I need to make it to *pant* the street *pant* (speeds up)
The cars are currently stopped as there is a red light
Fireball reaches the street and goes "Dukes of Hazard" and slides across the front of all of the cars
Fireball: *phew* that was close, as soon as I reached the other side the light turned green.
Fireball runs off and catches a Taxi
Taxi guy: Where to chief??
Fireball: An international Airport!! Quickly, IM IN A HURRY!!!
Taxi guy: Righto(drives in the opposite direction of the airport)
Cinnamon: NO!!! I need to follow him in a taxi of my own!!!
HE sees a taxi parked on the other side of the road
Cinnamon: Here I go!!
He runs out into the street and looks like hes gonna make it, then he gets hit by a semi and flies 40 feet
Inside the Semi
Red XIII: grrr.... I still can't figure out which one is brake and which one is gas...
The Semi speeds up and runs Cinnamon over again.
Cinnamon: If I don't make it.... bury me.... at..........(falls unconcious(?))
An ambulence arrives, puts him in the back and drives off
Doctor 1: Oh man, his injuries are bad, what can we do??(to be said in a cheesy acting voice)
Doctor 2: The only place he can get treatment that may save his life is Tokyo!!!
Doctor 1: But isn't Godzilla Attacking???
Doctor 2: Yes, but hes in a weakened state due to the tapeworm thats inside of him
Doctor 1: OKAY!!! Driver, activate the light speed thursters for exactly .05 seconds!!!
Driver: Rodger
The ambulence for some reason(wire team) floats into the sky and then dissapears as it activates its light speeds thursters leaving a trail of light(cheap special effect)
The ambulence reappears in Tokyo
Doctor 2: Get him in the hospital(?) NOW!!!!
In some dark ally in Tokyo
Yuffie: excuse me shady man guarding some random door?? Do you know where I can buy some Materia??
SMGSRD:(Shady man guarding some random door) Materia, what the hell is that??
Yuffie: It looks like this(takes out a materia and shows it to him)
SMGSRD: Wow... That looks expensive, I know a place, its 3 allies down, take this note, slip it under the door, and make sure not to read it
Yuffie:(reading the note) GOT IT
SMGSRD: You read the note missie, I'm afraid I can't let you live
Yuffie: What does the letter mean by "The Don"??
SMGSRD: That's none of your buissness(points gun at her face and fires)
Matrix like scene occurs Yuffie moves out of the way of the bullet in slow mo and precedes to do a spin kick to SMGSRD's neck
SMGSRD: ugh... (falls down dead)
Yuffie: Oh well, I guess I'll have to use my brute power to stop Godzilla!!!(runs off)
In the Ocean
Cid: Row row row this raft until I fall down dead, maybe if I die in here my corpse will be intact!!
Cid paddles for hours and hours
Cid: hhmm... there seems to be some large floating thing on the surface....
Cid paddles over to it
Strike: My lard seems to be keeping me afloat so far...
Cid: ITS YOU!!! I thought you died!!
Strike: I can't die as long as I have this Gameshark shioved up my... er... well... you know...
Cid: thats just gross, anyway, you can see land in that direction, if you help me, we can there faster
Strike: Ok, just lemme check one thing first(sticks a hand udnerwater) OH MY GOD!!! Its gone, I can actually die now!!! HElp me!!!(he sinks below the surface for good)
While underwtaer, Strike finds some crabs, makes them join claws and dance around, he is happy and acting like a 4 year old when he falls unconcious....
Cid: Stupid fatass, his self-confidence booster was having a disk up his ass, disgusting...
(cid paddles to shore where he gets ready to fight Godzilla)
On a residentail Street in some town in the USA
Turtle is seen driving a white van with a giant megaphone on top of it. Inside the Vechile Stevan and Emi are sitting there waiting to get ready to fight Godzilla.
Turtle:(over megaphone) here comes the Happy van, come to pick up all the Final Fantasy Charcters, and if I find them Authors too!!(repeats endlessly)
Stevan: So what is it, are you gonna drive all over the world till you find them??
Emi: If you are, I'm not paying for Gas
Turtle: Don't worry, I have a tracking device for where all of them are, everyone has reached Tokyo at this point except for Phuzz, Vincint and Red
Emi: I thought Phuzz wanted nothing to do with this story?
Turtle: Yeah, but I think I can talk him into helping us with the extermination of Godzilla
The Van stops outside a house
Stevan: WHy are you stopping here??
Turtle: This is where Phuzz lives
The music plays for about 10 minutes, then the door opens and phuzz walks out carrying a bag of something
Phuzz: THERES NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING WITH YOU TURTLE!!!
Phuzz takes a brick out of the bag and throws it at the car, it goes through the window and nearly hits Turtle
Phuzz: DIE YOU ASSH&^%!!!(throws another brick, this one makes a dent in the car, he gets another one ready)
Emi: DRIVE!! DRIVE!!! DRIVE!!
Turtle Drives off as fast as he can
Phuzz: *phew* those were all the real bricks I had, the rest were foam
Phuzz walks into his house and closes the door, on the door there is the forever great clock of "no drinking until after 5"
At the movie theater
Note: At the time vincint is in his squirral form
Vincint: *I should be more or less safe in this theatre*
Ticket Dude:(holding up anti-squirral spray) ha, that mutant thinks he can get away from me! This time I'll prove it real. I may have failed in proving Vulcans were real, I may have failed making a light saber, I may have sent my dog back in time never to return, my left big toe may be invisible, BUT I WILL PROVE MUTANTS EXIST!!!
Ticket Dude:(over announcement thingy) WE are sorry, but we must ask all people to vacate the theatre at once, we have good reason to believe there is a squirral... which may be rabid inside the theatre
Everybody runs out of the theatre screaming.
ticket dude: Time to catch me some mutant(sprays the anti-squirral spray all over the theatre)
Vincint:(inhales the stuff) *wooooahhhh.... thats some good stuff*(eyes dialate)
Ticket Dude: I FOUND YOU!!! wait... why are your eys dialated??
Vincint: *oh man, it seems that the giant Oreo is saying something*
Ticket dude: AND NOW I CATCH YOU!!!
Vincint:(looks to his left):*A GiANT TWINKE IS RUNNING AWAY!!! I MUST CATCH IT!!!*(runs out of the theatre)
Ticket Dude: NO!!!!!
Vincint runs out of the threatre, and conviently, at the same exact moment, Turtles white van pulls up.
Turtle: GET IN THE VAN VINCINT!!!
Vincint: *The oscer myer weiner truck is talking to me?? Better get in...*
Vincint gets in the van and they drive off....
On a street just a few blocks away
Somehow Red XIII is running away from a group of of people trying to tranquilze him
Turtles car is already driving nearby
Stevan: THERES RED!!!
Turtle: If I swerve the car around the corner at the right angle with the perfect timing and the side doors open, we can save him!!
Emi: And that means??
Turtle: I can save Red XIII from being Tranquilized and it would look really cool!!!
Emi: oh
Scene occurs in slow mo where as Red XIII nears the street the doors of the van open and Stevan and Emi are waving Red XIII to jump in while Vincint points a sahking hand at red XIII, glaring evilly. As red XIII reaches the street, the camera cangles spins around from behind Red so that its in fromt of the car. Red XIII jumps in, the doors close, and they drive off.
After many hours of travel and bathroom breaks, everyone has gathered in front of Godzilla to take him and the tapeworm inside of him down. All except for Cloud, who is still on top of Godzilla operating his Taco Bello.
Tifa: Cloud!!! get down from there!!! We need to kill Godzilla and then Turtle Says he can take us back to our world, where if we help him with one other thing, he'll end this horrendous story!!
Cloud: NO!!! I won't let you take my property!!!
reporter:(if you remember, he was forced to saty there in the last chapter) Im outta here!!!
the reporter jumps off
Reporter: Oh shit!!! I forgot the parachute!!!
Barret: Ouch, that had to hurt
Cloud: I will never let you take my Property!!!
Red XIII: wait.... does anybody know where Sephiroth is?? that always angers Cloud into trying something.
Sephiroth:(flies out of nowhere and lands at godzillas feet) Come on Cloud!!! this is the real world now!!! Do you still think you can beat me!!??
Cloud: Come on up here and we'll find out whos the better drinker!!!
Spehiroth: The better fighter ya dumb blond!!
Emi: Wow, he sure is standing up to someone whos kicked his ass before. My hero(sighs)
Cloud: Still, come up here to prove yourself!! My buster Branch is itching for a good fight(holds up a sword which looks exactly like the buster sword except its made of rotten wood)
Sephiroth walks over to the main group
Sephiroth: I tried, I tried(walks off into the distence crying while some sad emotional music plays)
Cid: Does anybody else hate that kind of music??
All the boys raise their hand
Barret: Well, it looks like we can't get cloud to come down from there... I guess we'll have to take Godzilla down with him there...
Everyone nods their head in agreement(Tifa, Barret, Cid, Red XIII, Vincint, Yuffie, Turtle, Fireball, Cinnamon, Emi, Stevan, Strike)
Cid: LETS DO THIS!!!!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!
As they begin to charge, a figured drenched in shadow comes out in front of them, he looks Godzilla in the eye, the figure then opens their mouth to speak.
Figure: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Godzilla tilts his head to the side, looking confused, his eyes then become bloodshot and the viens in his head rise to the skin.
Cloud: NO!!! MY PROPERTY'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!
Cloud grabs a parachute and jumps, shortly after he jumps Godzillas head explodes
Figure: My work Made here is Deed.
Everyone: What???
Figure walks off into the distence
Turtle: Well, that person sure kicked Godzillas ass
Cid: Damn Straight he did
Turtle: Anyway, with Godzilla gone now I can send us all back to the FF7 realm
Everyone except authors: YAY!!!
Turtle: Not so fast, once we get there, I need your guys help to eliminate Vivi from that universe, he currently controls the story, once I take back over, I'll end the story.
Everyone reluctently shakes their head
Turtle: everybody ready? Here we go!!
Cheesy special effect of a big flash of light occurs, after that, everybodys gone....
At Vivis base
Vivi: Damn it, where could the instant coffee machine be...
Guard: We don-
Vivi: YOU!!! YOU MUST KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!
Guard: I was trying to tell you sir, we don't have one!!
Vivi: LIES!!! (Electrocutes him)
Guard: I'm not lying SIR!!!
Vivi: CURSE YOU!!!! (chokes him)
Somewhere nearby...
Everybody warps into existence in the FF7 world
Turtle: Finally, we are here
Tifa: Turtle, who was that figure??
Turtle: I know who it was, it was-
Barret: yes??
Turtle: what a good idea!!
Cid: Whats a good idea??
Turtle: HA!!! I'll have the 2 or more people who actually read this story guess who it was!!! As a reward, they can type out in the review what they want as a reward!! Its ingenious!!! of course it has to be within my power and not something like "Go find a gun and shoot yourself" It has to be something relevant to the stoy.
Red XIII: Why are you doing this??
Turtle: To prolong the story which is running out of stupid plot twists and is void of anything humorous from ending.
Everybody groans
Turtle: Well then, Lets go fight VIVI!!!
everybody charges off into the distence, hoping the next chapter will be the last....
Authors Note: Well, thats it for this chapter, I think its the longest one I've done so far
PHUZZ: *COUGH* Pathetic*cough*
Turtle: Shut up
Authors Note Continued: ANyway, I think the contest is fairly obvious, it may attract a few more reviews, which is what I'm looking for, cuz this story only averages 3 or 4 a chapter while other storys I've read recieve 10+ reviews per chapter. So, um, I still have at least 2 chapters worth of ideas floating around in my insane mind, so enjoy the wait for chapter 14
Authors 2nd note: At the time I am also working on 2 other fics, one is a original fic which has many RPG cliches in it and is fairly unoriginal for an original story. It follows such things as "having amnesia is as common as having a cold", and it does have a wee bit of romance(I suppose you could call it that in my story) where just the girl likes the boy and they are being forced to marry. The boy really hates the girl, etc. etc.(hmm... that sounds familar). The rest of the story revolves around some warring kingdoms on some planet and the role the mian character is thrust into waith the war.(hmm.... that not original either, is there a section in FF.net for "rip-off" fics???). The other story, which is equally pathetic, is my take on the events that follow Metal Gear Solid 2. Its not one of those disturbing fics which I see everywhere I go which involve Snake and Octacon.. er... you know... Mine follows the story and my take on what happens to philanthropy and Raiden in the weeks following Metal Gear Solid 2. So just tell me which fic I should put more effort into: the unoriginal original, The Metal Gear Solid one, or this one. Just gimme your opinion.
End of Chapter 13
