It's… BLOOPER TIME!

For "Forever and Always"

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"Mission: Sorta Possible, but it's Gonna Take Some Work…"

Opening Scene:

Aya: Shade! Sen! Hazel! Satu! Come on out!

Hazel: Gaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! *runs out with several Wolfos puppies on his tail*

Shade: ^^; Sorry. 'Ad ta pup-sit.

LV: Oo; Cut.

Opening Scene, take two:

Aya: Shade! Sen! Hazel! Satu! Come on out!

(Hazel and Shade come out normally.)

Satu: ^^ Hi! *pulls on a rope which Sen is tied to*

Sen: O_o; Guys, HELP!!!

LV: Oo; Cut… again.

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Information Scene:

Aya: We call the world 'Beyblade Reality' because it's in the world of-- *an ice-blue otter bit-beast slides across the set, a stream of ice forming in its wake* Oo; What the…?

LV: *slaps forehead* All right, who let Koori out!?

Rest of the cast: *shrugs*

LV: --; *sighs; to herself* Of all the things I had to choose for my bit-beast, it had to be an otter. *out loud* Cut! And restrain the ice otter; she'll get too rowdy!

Information Scene, take two:

Aya: We call the world 'Beyblade Reality' because it's in the world of Beyblade--

Hazel: O_O There is no way you're making me go. PERIOD.

Aya: …With a week's vacation in Maui?

Hazel: Make it two and I'm there.

Sen/Shade/Satu: O_o; Hey! What about us!?

LV: CUT! *seethes* Aya… QUIT BRIBING EVERYONE!!!!

Aya: ^^; Sorry!

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Hazel's Potty Snout:

Hazel: …And your *squeak*in' mother's a *squeak* and a *squeak* and your *squeak* father smells like *squeak* so bad that *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*…

Satu: O_o! Hazel, quit poisoning the minds of the kids reading this!

Aya: ¬¬; What's the point? He's censoring it himself, anyway…

Satu: ^^; Oh, forgot!

LV: --; Typical blonde moment… CUT!

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Are you okay?:

Max: Hey Tyson, you okay?

Tyson: *gives Max a flat look* Does it LOOK like I'm okay? You KNOW what happened, mister!

LV: Oo; That's a nice touch and all, but stay to the script.

Tyson: *blows raspberry* Spoilsport.

LV: ¬¬* Kai, get your boyfriend to shut up. CUT!

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Who's he?:

Niyt: // 'Weird little kid in the--' That's it!// *zaps Tyson*

Tyson: Ow! *lets go and Niyt flies out victorious*

Niyt: HAH! Beat THAT, wise guy!

Rei: Oo; Niyt, you aren't supposed to come out for Max, Kenny, or me to see until the END of the story.

Niyt: You think I care? I don't think a cat-boy, a blonde, and a computer geek would care if I was out or not. Trust me, I've seen worse!

LV: *rubs temples* The reason I use bottles instead of my hands… CUT!

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You worry too much:

Kai: Tyson, get inside. It's too cold out.

Tyson: T_T; Geez, Kai, you sound like a hen nagging her chicks… *trudges inside*

LV: Oo; Yeah, you sound like my dad… CUT!

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"Let the Games Begin!"

You can play?:

Kai: I never knew you could play an instrument.

Tyson: *yelps and falls over the bed* Ow!

Kai: *worried* You all right?

Tyson: *pulls himself up* Yeah, just tripped on a wire.

Niyt: *flies out and sniggers* REAL graceful, buddy.

Kai: *glares at him* END of the chapter, Niyt.

Niyt: *blows raspberry and flies back into hiding*

LV: Oy, I'll need a break after this… CUT!

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Too much caffeine:

Tyson: *perkily* Don't worry about it! I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday, that's all!

Dizzi: Aya gave you coffee again, didn't she?

Aya: *offstage* HEY! Leave me outta this!

LV: Stars, have mercy… CUT!

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Final Fantasy?:

Tyson: Looks like something from a Final Fantasy game, doesn't it?

Setzer (from FF3/6): *walks up* Yep, meet my baby, the Falcon!

Everyone: O_o; How did you get here?

LV: ¬¬; …Get off the set and let Joe back on.

Setzer: *glares, but steps into the Falcon and flies off*

LV: *slaps forehead* CUT!

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No touchie!:

Joe: *'attempts' to pat Tyson on the back, but Kai pulls Tyson back* Oo; Eh?

Kai: *glares* Hands off, he's mine!

LV: --; Lovely. CUT!

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"Experience is the Best Teacher"

That's MY line!:

Niyt: Hey!

Navi: *flies on and smacks him with a hammer* That's MY trademark line, buddy! Steal someone else's! *flies off in a huff*

LV: Oo; …Cut?

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Racist!:

Niyt: *snooty* Great. A Wolfos.

Shade: *glares and growls at him* Ne'er though I'd meet a racist fairy…

LV: Oo; Shade? That's his line…

Shade: *blinks* Oh.

LV: --; Cut.

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He needs help:

Shade: Th' fella's still out fer revenge…

Hazel: I say he needs psychological aid. Perhaps a self-help book?

Shade: *gives him a look* You kiddin'? That guy's pissed off an' stubborn. He gets cranky wit'out a meal an' holds grudges like ya wouldn't b'lieve.

LV: Oo; Cut.

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Attack of the Squirrel:

Niyt: Oh, nothing to write home about… I made the shelter… had a small run-in with a squirrel…

Bucky: *is shaking a fist at him* Show me what you got, Pixie-Boy! C'mon, I can take ya! *makes a fighting stance and trips over his tail*

Tyson and Niyt: Oo; Okaaaay…

LV: O_o; Cut. Get the squirrel off the set.

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Don't even…:

Joe: *leers* Well, y'see, I saw gonna get my co-pilot to fly while I talked to that cute little--

Kai: *off set* Touch or even THINK of Tyson in that way and you will die. SLOWLY and PAINFULLY.

Joe: Oo; --laptop.

Kenny: *eye twitches and starts whacking Joe repeatedly with the Kendo stick* Keep your filthy hands off Dizzi!

Dizzi: *gives Joe an electric shock* Perverted lech! Why I oughta--!

LV: O_o; CUT! Medic for the ol' man!

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Too many cameos…:

Tyson: *starts playing Saria's Song*

(There's a mini-earthquake.)

Kai: What's THAT?

LV: *slaps forehead* Darunia! Get off the set!

Darunia: *glares at her* Fine. See if I help YOU again. *huffs and walks off*

LV: *rubs temples* We've GOT to start locking those doors… CUT!

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"It Takes Time to Heal"

Too much info…:

Tyson: Kai… Kai, wake up.

Kai: *mumbles* Not now, Ty… too tired… Later… *Tyson flushes beet-red*

Everyone: …?!

Niyt: *gives Tyson a stern look* What does he mean by THAT, Tyson?

Tyson: ^^; Well… you know how it goes…

LV: =O_o= That was more than I needed to know there, buddy… CUT!

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Sing along:

Hazel: *eye twitching while singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de-de-de-de, there they are a-standing in the road…

Everyone except Tyson, Niyt, Kai, and LV: *joins in* Big ones, small ones, ones as big as a head…!

Tyson, Kai, and Niyt: Oo; That's disturbing…

LV: *wearing earplugs* CUT! STOP SINGING!

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"Key to the Lock"

No one likes the green-eyed monster:

Tyson: *angry* I can't believe you! You're jealous of them!

OC who you'll know by the end of this chapter (his name's mentioned in the trailer): *off set; leers at Tyson* Oh yeah, he's jealous… I would be, too, if I had to share him

Kai: *also off set; glares and snarls at him* Back off my Ty-koi!

OC: *glares back* Wanna start something!? *lunges at him; a fight starts*

LV: *slaps forehead* The sequel hasn't even started yet and they're at each other's throats! CUT!

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How dare you!:

Niyt: Quit defending your girlfriend, Skullkid!

Sen: For the LAST time, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Satu: *glares at him* Then what was dinner last night, buddy!? That's it; you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

LV: ¬¬; I'm afraid to ask. CUT!

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Who's got the perverted mind, now?:

Rei: They are alone, after all…

Dizzi: Oh yeah, bring on the Tyka! I expect details!

Everyone: Oo;

Kenny: *blushing deep red with his eye twitching* Dizzi… that was disturbing…

Tyson and Kai: *off set* =Oo= We are NOT giving any details.

Joe: O_o; I thought I was the one with the dirty mind…

LV: *eye twitches* Cut.

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"Butterfly in the Moonlight"

You've got blackmail:

Niyt: *stares at the snuggling Tyson and Kai and snickers; pulls out a camera and takes a picture* Heh, this'll teach them to mess with my e-mail account! *flies off*

LV: Oo; Cut.

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Not again…:

Niyt: The seeds of romance blossoming in the forest…

Zazu: *flies in and pecks him into the ground* Don't alter my line! *flies off*

LV: *eye twitches* Okay, who unlocked the door!? CUT!

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This is getting old…:

Tyson and Kai: *gaping at the forest clearing*

Samus: *lands her ship and walks off* Hello, boys.

LV: Oo; Cut. *rubs temples again* That does it; I'm getting a lock for that thing…

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Flashback Cameo:

Young Tyson: Niyt… I don't THINK so.

Topper Harley (from Hot Shots 1 and 2): Excuse me?

Young Tyson: Oo; Credit to you. ^^;

Topper: Good. *disappears*

LV: O_o; This is REALLY getting annoying…

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Okay, you can stop now…:

Tyson and Kai: *almost kissing*

Rikki the Raccoon: *goes AROUND them* Oo; I'm not getting near THAT!

Tyson and Kai: *shrug and start making out anyway*

LV: *blushes and covers her eyes* Gack! Get a room! CUT!

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"Bruised and Broken"

Go away!:

Niyt: //You do know apples hold the symbolism of love, right?//

OC: *off set; leers again at Tyson* And sin, if memory serves me right… *gets thwacked by LV* OW!

LV: ¬¬* Hentai! Scram! *to cast on set* CUT!

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Buckin'…buck?:

'Elk' (which is really a horse with antlers tied to its head): *gives people on set a look before walking off*

LV: Oo; The reason I don't work with horses… CUT!

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Women are not to be taken lightly…:

Niyt: *looks at Kai* SWEET WORDS OF NAYRU, TYSON!! *thunder rumbles and he's charred by a lightning bolt*

Nayru: *from above* Do not use my name in vain!

LV: O_o; Okay… CUT!

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"Darkness Strikes"

Payback:

Shade: That's it; yer goin' down, Cloud! *tackles him*

Cloud: How could you, Shade? How could you eat the last chocolate bar in the cafeteria?

LV: O_o; Leave personal issues at home; don't bring them on the set. CUT!

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It keeps going…:

Niyt: Who do you think I am, the Energizer Bunny?

Energizer Bunny: *crosses the set* It keeps going and going and going and going and going… *goes out the door*

LV: --; All right, who let that in? *sighs* CUT!

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"Eternal Light"

Watch that mouth!:

Tyson: *shouting several curses and swears in English, Japanese, and Spanish*

Satu: *pops in* HEY! Keep it PG, buddy!

LV: Oo; Thanks for ruining it, Satu. CUT!

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More blackmail:

Tyson: The others are going to get suspicious.

Niyt: *huffs* Don't bother. They're already at the door.

(Tyson and Kai glare at the door. Max and Rei grin at them as Kenny snaps a picture. Before the two can do anything, they bolt off.)

LV: Oo; Cut.

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END BLOOPERS!

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ANNOUNCEMENT:

Lunare looks at the readers and grins.

"Listen, Tyka fans! I need four of you to help me with a minor role in the sequel! One of your original muses/characters or one person that's not from Beyblade can join you, as well. You'll need to e-mail, I repeat, E-MAIL me description info!

"The role is a small Tyka fanclub. Since the sequel takes place during a tournament in Peru, we'll be in the stands cheering on the Bladebreakers or something. Add a bit of your personality, too. It'll make things a LOT easier!

"The FIRST four to send me the info are in. This is what I asked Mugs to e-mail me about a few chapters back. I'm ONLY doing four because everyone WILL be in it, but I'll need a few focus points.

"Thanks for putting up with this, and help send in the info! See ya in the sequel, and enjoy the trailer for… 'Viper's Nest'!"

~Start Trailer:~

You can't escape, my sweet, sweet prey

I'll kill all that stand in my way

[A tanned, well-built boy with long, olive green hair and Kai are glaring each other down, as the boy suddenly has Kai by the neck with one vice like hand, holding him above the ground as his eyes spark with cruel satisfaction. Kai is struggling as Tyson runs up and attempts to stop the boy from harming Kai. He brushes him off with his free hand and the blue-haired boy falls to the ground, whimpering.

"Don't hurt him…" He pleads, tears in his eyes, "Don't hurt him…"]

I crave ev'ry soft gentle touch

Ev'ry stroke, ev'ry kiss is still not enough

[The green-haired boy grabs Tyson's arm and pulls the frightened boy to him, his serpent green eyes clouded with lust. Tyson's storm gray-blue eyes are wide with fear, as the taller boy catches him in a painful, searing kiss, pressing him against the wall.

"You're mine…"]

Desire ignited by innocent eyes

Passion so fuelled it has no disguise

[The boy's eyes are filled with lustful desire as Tyson backs away, a fearful but defiant look in his own eyes. The already-libidinous gaze seems to increase in intensity as he continues to advance. Tyson tries to swallow his fear but fails as the green-haired, green-eyed boy grabs him and places his face dangerously close to the scared boy's.

"You set me afire like no one else has, mi angelito. I won't rest until you are mine…"

"I-I'll never be yours… I love Kai!"]

O, sweet Dragon, I must confess

You are trapped within the viper's nest…

[The boy and Kai are in a tournament stadium, fans cheering as the two bladers fight with everything they have. Dranzer, while battling the boy's bit-beast, is bitten by the large black and blood red viper, causing the noble firebird to screech in pain. Kai doubles over, feeling the effects of the venom through his bit-beast.

"Forget it Kai!" The boy sneers, a snake like fang appearing from under his raised lip, "You're no match for me; I have already won!" Kai looks up, his crimson eyes filled with pain and anger.

"I will… NEVER give UP!" He shouts, forcing himself to his feet, "I WON'T let Tyson down!"

The boy laughs maliciously, "You're a fool, Kai! NO ONE escapes my nest of treachery!" Kai smirks, despite his pain.

"So you finally admitted you're a viper, Sonbre… And vipers are no match for the legendary Phoenix!"]

[A warning hiss sounds as the screen fades to white. Poisoned, almost black blood drips down onto it, the title Viper's Nest materializing from the cold, dark blood…]

LV: Well, that's it! Get ready to see familiar faces, and new friends and foes, and of course, more Tyka!

Sonbre (OC) and Kai: *still in a fight*

LV: Oo; Save it for the sequel, you two! Sheesh…

Aya: We'll see ya there!

CL: Watch for Viper's Nest! It's coming soon!