Queenzy: Marco, was that a knock at the door?
Marco: I'll go check. *Gets up and answer door*
Lava: Why didn't you tell me you were doing a new story! You didn't even finish honesty's over rated. *Points gun at Queenzy's head. *
Queenzy: put that down! There weren't enough reviews for it, no point... Fine maybe I'll put you in this one.
Darius: What about me?
Queenzy: Maybe.
Jade: And me?
Queenzy: Maybe!
Marco: No fair!
Queenzy: DAMMIT MAYBE!!!
Disclaimer: I own Lava, Darius, Jade, Marco... But nothing of DBZ except this plot. Don't sue!
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Vegeta looked on in amusement as the stupid earthlings crowded around a board looking at their midterm marks.
"Hey Vegeta aren't ya' gonna look at your marks?" Goku came up from behind, looking over the many heads to peer at their own scores. "Hey wow I past! And you didn't do that badly yourself!" Goku gave Vegeta a thumbs up, only to find his prince on the floor laughing his head off!
"Yo you past! That's the biggest load of crud I've ever heard, by how much?!" Vegeta picked himself off the floor, whipping a tear away with his finger.
"Oh come on Vegeta, I've been studying with Chi chi for this exam! And I past with a 65." Goku stated, as if he actually knew what he was talking about.
"I know you were doing more then studying with that earth woman Kakorate, every time you went to her dorm room you came back stinking like her." Vegeta looked Goku up and down as if disgusted with him. Goku could do nothing but grin again and laugh, scratching the back of his head Goku style. Vegeta rolled his eyes, "what did I get anyways?" Not that he cared; he only wanted to make sure he beat the third class idiot.
Goku looked at him for a moment. "Get what? Oh your score? You got a 78 Vegeta, like I said not bad." Goku started looking around not interested in the sheet of paper anymore. He saw a flash of raven hair and knew instantly who it was, thoughts of the past few nights came back to his head and he blushed a little. "Uh Vegeta I'll catch you later, I forgot I have to go eat right about now." He rushed the words out and dashed away.
Vegeta grunted, Why did Kakorate think he wanted HIS company? He began walking down the hall back to his dorm room; this mission was beyond annoying. Vegeta and Kakorate had come here to research human intelligence; he kicked a scrap of paper out of his path. They'd traveled here for nothing because there wasn't any! All these earthlings did was drink, party and sleep with each other; they were the most basic life forms in the galaxy. Vegeta stopped walking for a second in thought, no Tractons were the most basic life forms in the galaxy. He continued to walk when suddenly something latched onto his arm! He was about to kill whatever had attached itself to him, only to just remember he couldn't or face banishment. So he looked down, It was who he thought it would be.
"Hi Vegeta, what did you get for your score?" A girl with platinum green hair asked in an over friendly voice.
"I don't remember Jade; can you get off my arm now." He tried to remain calm; this girl was what every guy on campus considered their "girl look alike", GLA for short. It wasn't as though she acted like a guy all the time, she just knew how to act with the guys; making it so that she could spy for a friend of hers and give info about a guy they liked.
"Sorry Vegeta," She let go of his arm and took on a more conversational tone. "It's just that I have to at least look like I'm trying to hook you up with another of my friends." She sighed and leaned against the wall. Jade had given up trying to hook girls up with him after Vegeta had clearly stated he wasn't interested. She personally thought he was gay. (Jade: NO I don't, I think he's a hunk! Queenzy: He can be a hunk and still be gay you know!)
"Who is it this time?" Vegeta might hate what this girl did, but she at least was better conversation then that idiot Sayin. She was only partly scared of him and wasn't a slut like all her other friends she did have the occasional playmate, he personally thought she was a lesbian. (Jade: WWWHHHAAAT! Queenzy: Hey you wanted to be in this, now shut-up!)
"You know that girl that sits in front of you in math; well it's not her. It's the girl that always sits in the corner in Biology." She winked at him and gave a small chuckle. "I think you should just wear a mask from now on, the guys might not admit it but they hate how all the girls flock to you." Jade yawned then and rubbed her eyes sleepily.
"Been out partying all night again, or are you sleeping with someone else?" He smirked, he was careful not to say "sleeping with another guy" since he didn't know which way she played. 'Humans sleep too long' he thought to himself. Jade smiled and stretched her arms into the air before flopping them back down, she nodded and smiled evilly towards him before beginning to walk away. Yet she stopped only to turn around and say.
"Expect a few love letters at your room tonight, a few girls and guys started a 'We want to lose our virginity to Vegeta' club, I heard there's maybe over 50 members already. Oh and there's also a new student too." Then she turned back around and was gone within a few seconds.
Vegeta groaned, if Jade had bothered to tell him there was a new student, it meant it was a female. Vegeta began to walk again, not really looking forward to go to his room now. He looked down the hall to see if anyone was in it, when no one was he leaped out the nearest window and flew to a wooded area; where he usually spent his time training with Kakorate. When he got there however, he knew he wasn't alone the minute he touched the ground, noises could be heard in the undergrowth. He lowered his ki and snuck up to the shrubs before making a ki ball and blasting the plant away!
"Ahhh!" A shrill voice cried out!
"Chi chi it's ok, it's only Vegeta!" A panicked Goku tried to reassure the girl.
"Ok! OK! I'm half nude you moron! It isn't ok!" Chi chi scrambled to her feet and began to get dressed.
Vegeta smirked, stupid woman, like hell he'd want to see her. "Don't bother woman, I was just leaving." He turned around and walked away, it was a disturbing sight to see such a thing. 'A weak Sayin and a shru' he supposed they were made for each other, no Sayin female would want Kakorate anyway.
Back at the school
Bulma walked down the hall looking for her room, when she found the correct door number she knocked to see if anyone was there. When no one answered she used the key the principal had given her to open it. She looked around the room and saw that most of the furniture was black, and the sheets and drapes were all purple. There was a stuffed animal on the bottom bunk, so she guessed that her new roommate had already taken that bed. Bulma dropped her bag and was about to clime up to see why the person hadn't taken the bunk when she was grabbed by the arm.
"Why are you in my room? My door was locked who are you." A girl with two dark brown French braids in her hair and a nose ring glared at Bulma, she looked as though she would break his arm if she gave her the wrong answer.
"I'm new and this is the room I was assigned to." Bulma looked into the girls eyes, she had to look up a bit because the girl was a hint taller then her. Sea blue stared into light brown, almost creating electricity.
The girl looked her up and down, as if seeing if she was lying. Then she let go of her arm and smiled, the smile suited her much better then the frown. "I forgot I was getting a roommate today, sorry about that. You can call me Lava, everyone does." Lava stepped back and folded her arms; she lifted a hand to her face and tapped a finger against her bottom lip. (Lava: HELL YEAH! I'm in the fic too!)
Bulma wondered why she was doing this but smiled anyway.
Suddenly Lava snapped her fingers and pointed at her, "Now I remember. Your Bulma Briefs aren't you. What are you doing at such a shitty school?"
Bulma jumped a bit; she didn't want anyone to recognize her. She wanted to get away from people who knew about her money. Lava must have seen this because she smirked and laughed a little. "I came because I was kicked out of my other school." Bulma hoped that would work.
Lava rolled her eyes and sat down on the bottom bunk, "I can always tell when someone lies, you don't need to tell me but don't lye. Hey let me see your schedule." She extended her arm to get the paper. Bulma looked at her for a few seconds before digging into her pocket and handing her the schedule; Lava looked it over then smiled. "You're in most of my enriched classes, which's good. The girls at this school are real bitches to the new ones, but they won't mess with you." She handed the paper back and opened her own bag to look for something; as if what she had said wasn't all that interesting.
"Why won't they bother me?" Bulma asked while folding back up her schedule.
"You want them to?" Lava sounded amused as she pulled out a peach lip-gloss and began applying it.
"No, of course not but still."
"Because you're now my friend and people just DON'T mess with people I like."Lava smiled, her lips now shining and pointed up towards the top bunk, "I hope you don't snore." She laughed.
"I do not!" Bulma smiled, she liked this girl. Maybe this school was special.
Lava put her lip-gloss into her pocket and got up to leave, she opened the door and suddenly began laughing. Bulma looked at her a little confused, 'What is she laughing at?' She walked up beside her to see what was so funny. In front of the door beside theirs was a gigantic pile of letters decorated in hearts, some smelling of perfume. "Who are those for?" She asked, this guy must really be perfect if all these girls liked him, or at least she hoped it was all girls.
"Poor Vegeta, I thought the 'W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V' club was just a myth, this is the funniest thing in the world!" Lava wiped a tear that had come to her eye.
"What's that?" Bulma asked, the club sure had a long as name!
"It's the 'We Want To Lose Our Virginity To Vegeta' club, you'll see him tomorrow at breakfast. He won't talk to you but he and his friend always sit with me Darius, who by the way Darius is my b/f. And sometimes Jade. Goku's a sweetie, I think you two might be friends." She smiled again and stepped around the letters.
"What about this Vegeta person?" Bulma was still a little taken aback at the fact that this guy had such a fan club. Lava chuckled again.
"You know what, he might be in the cafeteria right about now. Come on, I'll try and introduce you to him. But I'll warn you; he's not all that nice."
"Then why do so many people like him?"
"Well come on Big Bad, if it isn't his personality, what else is there."
"Big Bad?" Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
Lava looked up and down the hall then lowered her voice when she saw a few people walking up and down it; most staring at the pile of mail on the floor. "What, you want me to call you Bulma Briefs and just let the same thing happen again from all your other schools?" She waited for an answer.
"Good point, hey what's your real name?" She stepped around the letters as well, ready for Lava to lead the way.
"I never tell my name, people's secrets, and how many b/fs I've had." She stated matter of fact. Bulma smiled, at least she wouldn't tell people who she was. They began to walk down the hall together, Bulma felt a few girls that they passed stare at her, but Lava didn't look like she cared.
They were turning a corner when suddenly they both bumped into a brick wall! Or at least it seemed like one when they hit it, both girls went flying to the ground! Bulma rubbed the top of her head ready to ask if anyone had seen that truck's license plate number, when she looked up and saw a guy standing there with the most arrogant smirk on his face; his arms crossed in front of him.
"Watch were your going woman!" He sneered looking at Bulma, then he turned to Lava. "Where are you going?" He demanded rather then asked.
"Big Bad are you all right?" Lava ignored the guy and turned to Bulma, who nodded, then glared back at the pig still looking down on them. Lava growled and looked back up too. "Vegeta I swear you wait around corners just to do that!"
"It's a hobby." Vegeta said sarcastically.
Bulma's eyes widened! This was Vegeta?! He was an asshole! She picked herself up off the floor and dusted her jeans off. Lava was already up fuming mad.
"Big Bad, this is his all mighty royal shit head Vegeta." She crossed her arms and settled for glaring daggers at him, seeing as how none of her insults were affecting him.
"Vegeta? Sounds like vegetable." Bulma glared as well. What an idiot!
Vegeta looked at this human with blue hair, she looked ready to kill, and that amused him. Then he remembered what Jade had said. Maybe he could get this earthling to hate him instead of follow him around like a vulture. He'd come back from the woods, deciding not to fly because he wanted to take as long as possible coming back to this hellhole. "And what kind of a name is 'Big Bad', woman, your not big at all." He looked her up and down with a disgusted look, though he had to admit she did have a good pair of legs.
"So you're the shortest guy I've ever seen!" Bulma retorted, but Lava touched her arm lightly to get her attention. When she had it, she whispered softly into his ear.
"There are a few midgets in the school Bulma; you shouldn't say that out loud."
Vegeta smirked, 'Bulma huh, why doesn't she want people to know her name?' the girls thought he couldn't hear them, it was pathetic.
"Vegetable why are you looking at me like that!" Bulma wanted to back away a little at the look this weirdo had been giving her. It looked as if he'd been thinking of her murder!
"Never call me that again woman, you'll regret it." He stated.
Lava looked at the two of them, both were glaring at each other like if any one of them heard a bang they would start a war. 'It must be love.' She thought to herself, then she looked at the time and gasped! "Dammit I'm late, Darius is going to kill me!" She was about to run away when she remembered Bulma didn't know the way to the cafeteria, an evil idea sparked to life in her mind suddenly. "Got to go Big Bad, stay with Vegeta, Vegeta stop being an ass for three minutes and take her to the cafe please! Thanks , see you at breakfast tomorrow Vegeta, see you later Big Bad bye!" The rushed words fell out of her mouth so quickly, not even Vegeta had time to react before Lava sprinted down the hall.
"Wait! Don't leave me with him!" Bulma cried out after her, but it was too late. She sighed and turned back around, Vegeta was just standing there a little stunned it seemed. "ARGH! Fine can YOU show me to the cafe!" She said a little annoyed, she knew Lava had done that on purpose, she wasn't stupid!
"..." Was the only response she got before he started walking away.
"Hey! Are you going to show me or not!" Bulma placed her fists on her hips and looked at him, waiting for an answer; a proper answer.
He didn't even turn back around! He just grunted and continued walking! Bulma growled softly under her breath and began to follow him, 'He better be leading me the right way' she thought bitterly. She was certain she would always hate him.
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Queenzy: There, are you people happy now!
Darius: Why do I have to go out with Lava?
Lava: Yeah, he's a weird lovesick softy! I want Vegeta!
Jade: I do! Please Queenzy!!!
Vegeta: No one will have me!
Queenzy: Vegeta O.0 what are you doing in my room.
Vegeta: I do not want to be a teenager!
Queenzy: So you want to be an adult in a high school?
Jade, Lava: *snicker*
Vegeta: I'm warning you woman!
Darius: Please, I don't want to be with...
Queenzy: Shut it! this is my fic! Now all of you behave before I edit this!
Vegeta: You wouldn't da...
Marco: Cool it Vegeta, your starting a losing battle, believe me.
Queenzy: Ha you see! Ok my fellow authors and cool people, review!
