*Lava and Jade sit on Queenzy's bed playing rock, paper, scissors trying to decide who gets to rape Vegeta. Marco sits on the desk making puppy faces and Darius whines in a corner. *Queenzy: Stop trying Marco!
Marco: PLEASE!
Queenzy: I already told you, if I do put you in this story your not going to be a pimp!
Vegeta: Let the parasite be a pimp, he's annoying!
Marco: HEY!
Queenzy: I thought you left after Lava and Jade tried to jump you together.
Jade: I win!
Lava: How about best out of 230?!
Vegeta: (0.0) they're still at it!
Darius: *Looking up at Vegeta from his spot on the floor* Why do girls have to always want you?
Lava: Oh grow some male hormones!
Queenzy: Lava be nice!
Lava: It's not my fault it's true! *Blows a raspberry at Darius who sticks out his own tongue. *
Jade: Hey look their getting ready to French each other! * Pulls out a bag of popcorn*
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, I only own this plot and my own stupid characters. (Everyone: Hey!) Hey it's the truth!
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Bulma followed the vegetable down corridors and threw doors, at one point she was certain this guy was going to lead her to a deserted part of the school and rape her! But soon enough, Vegeta walked through a door that read 'Cafeeria' the 'T' had broken off. Bulma walked threw the doors after him and was greeted by a food fight! Mashed potatoes were thrown in every which way, green Jell-o was splattered all around the floor and teens were using trays as shields! Bulma ducked when a slice of meat loaf came flying her way, she looked around for Vegeta to see that the shit head was at the far end of the room, sitting at a table in a corner. No one seemed to be looking in there're direction, as if they knew better. Bulma was quick to take that as an advantage. She scrambled as fast as she could around the room, grabbing a very short kid that looked like a nerd and placing him in front of her when a piece of pie went flying right for her head. The nerd got the full force of the pie right in the face! Bulma mumbled an apology but didn't stop to see if the guy had heard it. Her favorite tank top, which was the same color as her hair and read "If it weren't for boys I'd quit school" was not getting stained! She dived into a chair at the table where Vegeta was sitting; then she looked back at the war zone she'd just gone through.
"Sanctuary!" Bulma proclaimed in between pants.
"Poor Krillin." A girl with bright green hair stated, shaking her head yet smirking.
"Who?" Bulma asked still a little out of breath.
"The guy you forced to save you from the killer custard pie." The girl looked Bulma up and down, then leaned over a guy who Bulma was certain was only breathing in the jumbo plates of food in front of him to extend her hand. "I'm Jade, and you are?"
Bulma took her hand and was about to say what she'd been saying all of her life, "Hi, I'm Bul... Big Bad." She grinned nervously and waited to see if Jade would see her trip up.
Jade stared at her for a second then shrugged and sat back down and snagged one of the guy's fries she'd just been leaning over. "Goku, I know it might be hard for you at this point but how about saying hello." Jade poked the guy now known as Goku in the ribs. Goku looked up for a moment, his mouth stuffed as much as it could be with food, puzzlement written across his face. He spotted Bulma and gave a small smile and a nod. Then he swallowed and coughed a bit, Jade rolled her eyes and handed him a glass of water, which he downed in a second.
"Hiya... nice to meet you, what did ya say your name was?" He scratched his head and looked at her innocently.
Bulma cocked an eyebrow but said in an uneven voice, " My name is Big Bad". Goku only nodded again and went back to stuffing his face, Bulma realized that Vegeta was doing the same thing!
Jade noticed Bulma's look of confusion and said in an amused voice "I know what you're thinking, how can they not shock on all that food without even chewing? It's one of those unanswered questions Big Bad that you should just get used to." Bulma nodded and continued to stare at the two boys, she noticed they both had weird looking hairstyles that looked like gravity had no say in the matter. Both were definitely in shape, and they ate like there're stomachs were bottomless pits!
"Are you two brothers?" Bulma asked after the thought had been itching at her mind for five minutes, yet the reaction she got was enough to make her want to take her words back.
"WWWHHHAAAT!" Vegeta jumped up, making his chair fall down. Everyone in the cafeteria shut up and stopped what they were doing. The lunch monitors snuck out of the room silently while everyone's backs were turned. "YOU DARE THINK I AM RELATED TO SUCH A LOW CLASS, IDIOTIC, SHRU LOVING FOOL!" Vegeta wailed at the top of his lungs!
"That was kinda harsh Vegeta..." Goku sounded as if this happened all the time, he didn't look affected in the least!
"Jeez Vegeta it was a simple question! A yes, no answer! And how can you be so mean to your friend! You have no right to insult him or scream at me! Who do you think you are you, you, you VEGETABLE!" Bulma yelled just as hard! Her old attitude kicking in. She stood up as well, not wanting to look up at the jerk!
"I warned you about calling me that woman." Vegeta looked as though he would raise his hand to hit her! His gaze was unmerciful and Bulma was sure she saw a vain at the side of his head start to throb. Bulma didn't close her eyes however, she wasn't scared of him. He stared at her, then just as it seemed he really would slap her; he stomped off. Everyone stared at the now swinging cafeteria doors. Some turned to look at her but quickly looked away, Bulma nearly screamed when an arm came down onto her shoulder.
"Don't mind him, he's used to getting what he wants, and people not talking back to him." Came Goku's soothing voice. Bulma turned around and let out a breath she hadn't even known she was holding in, she looked up at him, he smiled; then sat back down and continued ea... inhaling a bowl of noodles. The room had stayed silent up until slurping noises from Goku could be heard, then it erupted into small talk and whispers.
"Wow did you see how mad Vegeta got?"
"No stupid, I was in my dorm room. Of course I saw you dolt!"
"That girl was sooo brave!"
"Who is she?"
"Maybe I should see if Vegeta needs comforting."
"Oh no you don't!" A little catfight started between those two.
"Hey maybe I could get her number."
"Yeah you wish."
Bulma sat down next to Goku, blocking out the conversations. Jade looked at her from her original seat, then took two bowls from Vegeta's pile of food. She placed one in front of herself then slid the other towards Bulma who caught it, Bulma felt as if this would become a constant thing, she just felt that this would be hers and Vegeta's whole relationship! She looked at the clock that hung on the wall right next to them, then got back up and began walking away.
"Big Bad where are you going?" Jade cocked her head to the side.
"I still need to go and look around, don't want to be late for anything." She gave a thumbs up and turned back around. It wasn't that she didn't like theses new people, it was just that watching Goku go at it for too long was making her feel sick. As she left, a guy came up to her.
"Hi, can I walk with you?" He asked.
Bulma looked at him, he had a bunch of scars all over his face, his hair was cut short and he had on just a hint too much after shave. (All: BOOOOO! *popcorn starts flying at screen* Queenzy: Hey watch it! My screen isn't Yamcha!)
"Fine if you want to." They went through the cafe doors and started down a hall way.
"So umm, your new here aren't you." The guy looked at her with a smile, Bulma didn't really like how his face twisted when he did that.
"Yes, I'm Big Bad, what's your name?" She wouldn't make the same mistake as at the table, her name was now Big Bad. She'd even pay the teachers to call her that!
"Big Bad? Huh that's cool, I'm Yamcha. You were pretty brave back there." (All: BOOOOO! Queenzy: If I see popcorn again, you all die!)
"Why, no one has stood up to him before?" She tried not to look at his face which was still twisted in that weird smile.
"Not that I know of. Any way, did you know there was a party tonight?" His voice was mixed with a sticky honey sweetness, Bulma rolled her eyes; maybe this guy thought it was seductive.
"No I didn't, remember; I'm new." She was really regretting letting Yamcha come.
"Well I insist you come and be my date. We could head over now." He stopped and took her lightly by the arm, making her face him.
Bulma wasn't sure what to do, she had been planning to ditch the jerk once she reached her dorm room, but then the psycho would know where she was staying. Bulma jogged her brain for a solution, then finally a light bulb appeared! She took it and threw it away, laughing nervously. "Yes I suppose I can come, it's not like I know a whole bunch of people. Let's go!" She winked at him before setting off down the hall.
"Huh Big Bad, it's the other way." Yamcha said in a goofy voice.
"I knew that!" She felt like kicking herself or better yet him, but her pride made her just turn around without even looking at him and walk the right way.
Vegeta rubbed his temples, *Stupid woman, how dare she.* He growled at nothing in particular. Not even the Saiyans on his planet stood up to him, unless they planned to die thirty seconds into the argument. That earthling, so weak and puny; had just done the stupidest, or bravest thing in the world! Vegeta got up from leaning against the wall and continued his way to his room, just one more corner and he'd be free.
"ACK!" He shouted at the pile of mail that was bigger then he was! All the many perfumes invaded his nose and he sneezed. He raised his hand and was about to destroy them all with a ki ball when he heard voices coming down the same hall. He knew instantly who it was, he hid behind the letters and waited to see what would happen.
"So Big Bad, anything you like to do in particular?" a guy's voice was saying.
"I build things believe it or not," That girl Bulma said in a non interested way."where is this party again?"
"We just have to go down those stairs and then make a right, it's this guy Darius's party I heard."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, Darius's party was last week! The guy was leading her somewhere, not that he cared (*cough*) but that girl would die by his hands, or would become a slave to him for her rude behavior. When the two past, he silently followed them.
They reached a dorm room where the music was pulsing, it was pitch black and you could only see shadows. Bulma didn't like this, but it looked like it would be even easier to ditch the freak and go! She looked up at Yamcha who was bobbing his head to the crazy beat, then she looked around trying to see how the room looked. All the furniture was moved back, and a smoke machine was hung in a corner. Yamcha tapped her on the shoulder, when she turned around he gave her a beer. It looked sealed, but Bulma wasn't sure she would drink it.
"Uh Yamcha." She asked, but he didn't hear her. "Yamcha!" She tried again, but he still didn't look like he'd heard. "YAMCHA!!!" She bellowed into his ear, he looked around and smiled that ugly smile of his.
"Yes?" He put an arm around her and brought her closer, to Bulma's sense of smell's horror!
"Can you see if there's a different kind of beer, this won't get me drunk fast enough!"
Yamcha grinned and took the beer from her, "Why don't you try getting high? It might work better!" He gave her a look that tried to encourage her. (All: PEER PRESSURE! Queenzy: ACK! MY EARS! I'M DEAF!)
Bulma wanted to slap him! Of all the nerve! She was just about to explode on him when suddenly another light bulb popped up! Everyone in the room started yelling at her, she quickly grabbed the stupid thing and smashed it with her foot. (Lava: are you serious?! Queenzy: Well this is romance and humor, got to do something!) "Do you have anything on you right now?" She asked, as though this was an everyday thing.
"No but I know a few guys who do, wait here and I'll get us something good!" He told her, then slithered like the snake he was through the crowed. A few girls stopping him trying to get a dance.
Vegeta shook his head, the girl did drugs, how could such a beau.(*cough*) Ugly stupid thing take drugs? That was pathetic! He turned around and began walking out, when suddenly a girl latched onto his arm!
"What the!!!" He looked down to see a girl wearing a "W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V" club t-shirt. His eyes widened in horror, he wiggled out of the crazy girls death grip on his arm and sprinted away! He'd be watching his back from now on!
"No Vegeta, come back! I'm the president, PLEASE I LOVE YOU!!!" She screamed out! But Vegeta was already gone.
Bulma had heard the girl proclaim her love for Vegeta and snickered, good for that moron! She looked around to see that Yamcha was out of sight, then she did the 'Vegeta thing' and sprinted like mad out of there! She didn't stop till she reached her door, her heart was pounding and she was sweating considerably. She leaned against the door trying to catch her breath, she turned around and saw; where all the letters had once been, there was now a mini crater in the floor! 'I was right about this school being special, it's a mental institution!' She quickly took out her key and opened the door. No one was there yet, so she searched in her bags for her PJs, deciding she would do all her unpacking tomorrow. When she was dressed and ready for bed, she realized she hadn't eaten anything! Thoughts of the bowl of noodles Jade had handed her flooded into her mind and she mentally slapped herself! She growled and hoisted herself onto the top bunk, as she lay there with her eyes open, she thought about her first day here.
'first I go around the whole school looking for a dorm room, then I meet the most arrogant cute as hell... Stop that! Arrogant fool of a man in the world, then I meet a druggy! And after all that...' her stomach growled, and she groaned before turning onto her side. 'Lava better get here before I go to sleep, she better have at least a lollipop or something!' She closed her eyes and tried to think about her new project, those kinds of thoughts always helped her to sleep.
Vegeta lay on his bed, looking up at the ceiling, he needed to start looking more for at least one intelligent teen! He should be training, doing things teen saiyans do! Not staying on some mud ball researching idiots! If he wanted a full bonafied idiot he could stare at Kakorate all day! He closed his eyes, his tail twitching now and again. He had a sleep filled with dreams, he couldn't remember the last time an image had come to him during sleep.
When Goku came into their room silently, he looked in the top bunk to see if Vegeta was there. A small smile played on his prince's face.
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Queenzy: REVIEW!
Jade: I wonder what Vegeta was dreaming about?
Vegeta: I was dreaming about the day I become immortal and kill Kakorate!
Lava: Darn...
Darius: Darn what? Why darn?
Lava: He should of been dreaming about me! that spell I put on him should of worked!
Jade: Oh so that's why I found that 'easy spells for Dummy's book under your bed.
Lava: What were you doing in my room!?
Queenzy: Busted! * Pulls out another bag of popcorn and watches Lava chase Jade around the room.*
Darius: Wow I just had deja vous!
Queenzy: You've been reading too many G/W Wufei & Duo fanfics *Offers Darius popcorn.*
Darius: Yeah I guess. *Takes a handful of popcorn and starts eating.*
Marco: I just know one day someone's going to step on me by accident.
Queenzy: What makes you think it will be by accident? ANYWAY review again, Oh and I'm really thinking about that contest! next chappy up as soon as I see enough reviews, later!
