Queenzy: hi everyone, Thank you sooo much for the reviews, sowwie it took so long to update! I can't see strait but this chapter must start!
Marco: You stole my strawberry dacary didn't you!
Queenzy: I only took a few sips
Marco: how many fingers am I holding up?
Queenzy: 119!
Marco: Ok step away from the screen!
Queenzy: *hiccup* Noooooo!
Disclaimer: Marco: Queenzy owns nothing but her own characters, her corny plots, and me! Don't sue her, she can hardly give me a decent meal!
Queenzy: Hey just because I made you frog legs that one time doesn't mean anything... Wait, what do you mean corny plots!
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Vegeta slowly opened his eyes; the sound of snoring could be heard coming from the bottom bunk. He slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes, it was still considerably dark out. As he was about to get down from his bunk, images of his dream resurfaced and he stopped in mid movement. ' I'm going crazy!' he thought to himself, dreams about the blue haired woman, different times, and different places. It had all seemed pleasant, especially the one were he'd been fu... He shook his head and looked down at his tail, which was twitching happily, Vegeta glared at it before finishing his decent. He looked in his dresser and took out a pair of black training pants and a black shirt; he changed quickly, rapping his tail around his waist like a belt. Not even looking at the mirror that hung on the wall, he knew exactly how his hair would look. He looked back at the saiyan that was still asleep and decided to go on without him, he leaped out the window and flew to his training spot.
**Just a wall away**
Bulma groaned as an alarm clock rang, she tried to reach and turn it off when she realized she wasn't in her room at home. She opened her eyes and saw Lava doing stretches in the middle of the room; she was in a red sports bra and shorts. Her hair was free from the braids, dark brown hair rippled around her shoulders. 'Nice.' Bulma thought
"What in the world are you doing!" Bulma groaned as she lifted her head to look at the cursed clock, 5:55 am!
"What does it look like I'm doing." Lava grinned at her before getting down on her hands and doing pushups.
"You couldn't turn off the damn clock before?" Bulma wiped her head around to glare at her new roommate. Never in her life had she needed to get up before 7:00 o'clock! Lava continued to do her pushups as she laughed at her, Bulma's face grew hot. "Can't you even turn it off now?!"
"No, you can do it. Maybe you should get up now, start the day early? Breakfast starts at 6:00 until 8:00 so you should get up lazy bones." She finished her last count and sat cross-legged on the floor looking up at Bulma, her grin ever constant.
Bulma growled before lifting herself off her bed and climbing down, she picked up the alarm clock and turned it off. She was just about to throw the thing at Lava when her stomach reminded her how little she'd eaten the previous day. Bulma laughed nervously and set the clock back where she'd picked it up. She turned to her bags that were still unpacked and began looking for one of the burgundy jacket, gray skirt and white shirt uniforms she'd bought just the other day, along with her toothbrush. Lava just looked on from her spot on the floor, trying not to look interested in what was in the bags. When Bulma had all her stuff in hand she turned to Lava and asked "Where's the bathroom?"
"Oh your gonna love this, I got my own!" Lava proclaimed happily, pointing to the back of their room. " My parents gave in a little extra for it; maybe yours did too, because almost everyone else has to use the public ones. I think the only other people who have a private bathroom are Veg head and the principal!" Lava snuck one more glance at the bag, then her eyes widened and her lips curled into a smile. "Umm your dildo is showing."
"WWWHHHAAAT!!!" Bulma exclaimed nearly falling over! "I do not have a dildo!"
"Then what's that sticking out?!" Lava was having a hard time keeping in her laughter; tears were forming in her eyes.
Bulma wiped around to stair at her bag then saw what Lava was looking at. "Jeez it is not!" She marched over to her bag and pulled out her latest invention, "it's going to help find high energy levels at far distances! YOU were only seeing the handle!" Bulma waved the square piece that had been hidden inside the bag, but Lava only burst out laughing! Bulma's face held no other expression except confusion.
"It just looks like some kind of super dildo to me! Please, just put it away!" She gushed with laughter.
"I think I preferred your seriousness!" Bulma stuffed her work back into the bag and walked past Lava, heading for the bathroom. Lava continued laughing as she passed, and Bulma could still hear her even after slamming the door shut!
The bathroom was small, the floor tiles were black and so was the shower curtain. The bathtub was beep but still small, the sink was small as well. An overview of the room said that it was clean and cute. "Well at least the mirror is big." Bulma murmured, a full-length mirror was hung up on the wall between the tub and the sink, the rim was (What else would it be!) black. She opened up a cupboard that was behind the door and next to the toilet and discovered black and purple fluffy towels. "I'm using one of the towels!" Bulma said loud enough for Lava to hear, at least her laughing couldn't be heard anymore!
"Yeah go right ahead! Take a black one since right now I'm using purple, I do NOT want to get mixed up with things like that!" Lava's voice was heard through the door. Bulma took the towel and had a quick shower; she dressed into the uniform and put her hair into a low ponytail.
"You can use the bathroom now if you want." Bulma said as she came through the door, but when she looked up Lava was dressed and putting on her silver looped earrings already! She was dressed in the boy's uniform, which was made up of a white shirt, black tie, gray pants that fit her too well, and a burgundy jacket. She had in a burgundy nose ring and her hair was put into the same two French braids. "Why aren't you taking a shower?" Bulma walked around her and stuffed her PJs under her pillow.
"I took one already! I know the meaning of hygiene thank you very much!" Lava suddenly flashed her an evil grin, and Bulma knew exactly why!
"How long did you leave that stupid clock on for!" She gave Lava her all time most dangerous glare! But Lava seemed to brush it off!
"I woke up at maybe 5:30 am; I've never seen anyone sleep through an alarm so long." Lava opened the door to the hallway and motioned Bulma to follow.
"Why in hell would you want to get up at 5:30!" Bulma huffed. She walked out and waited for Lava to lock the door.
"I couldn't sleep last night. That's all." She shrugged before knocking at Vegeta and Goku's door. There was a long silence on the other side of the door, and Bulma was sure no one was going to answer, when she was just about to voice her thoughts; the door banged open!
Goku stumbled out with his shirt half-buttoned and his jacket over his head! "I'm up! I'm here! What time is it!" He finished buttoning his shirt and fixed his tie before taking his jacket off his head and placed it around his waist.
Lava glanced at Bulma before turning back to Goku "It's about 6:15 now, you have your own clock you know!" She shook her head and rolled her eyes. "Where is Vegeta?"
"Still not back yet." He began walking down the hall; Lava and Bulma followed.
Not many people were in the halls at this time, but maybe one or two students could be seen walking into one of those public bathrooms. Bulma came up beside Goku and pocked him in the side of the ribs, " Hi again." When he looked down at her she grinned, "It's rude to ignore people you know." She took the same finger she'd poked him with and used it to shake in front of his face. Goku laughed dumbly and scratched the back of his head.
"Oops sorry about that Big Boob."
"What did you say!" Bulma's face reddened from embarrassment as well as anger!
"Umm Goku her name is Big Bad, not, *Cough* Big Boob." Lava finished the last part in a whisper, maybe so Bulma wouldn't hear it again (yeah right).
"Sorry Big Bad, my brain doesn't start working until after I've eaten something. I never meant to insult you."
Bulma opened her mouth and was just about to give him the worst side of her tongue! When suddenly Goku's words reached her own brain. She looked up into his face and saw that he was being completely honest. All of her anger diminished and she half smiled. "It's ok you didn't mean it."
All three of them continued walking down the halls to what Bulma hoped was the cafeteria, they turned a corner and saw Jade leaning against the wall next to the cafeteria doors. Lava walked up to her and did a special hand shack that Bulma would never remember, then Jade came over to her and hugged her. "How's it going? Need to ask you a question after ok?" She let go of Bulma and winked. Bulma had no idea what Jade was talking about but it didn't matter since She was nearly pushed over by Goku as he ran into the cafeteria screaming.
"FOOD!!!"
All girl's sweat dropped, Lava shacking her head, Jade with her hand scratching the back of her head, and Bulma with that confused look she seemed to of adopted since the day before. "What was that?" She asked a little nervously.
"Same just like yesterday, and the day before that. Everyone gets up early because Vegeta and Goku devower everything edible at every meal!" Jade practically screamed!
"So I guess that's the reason for getting up at ungodly hours." Bulma said to herself.
"Yes Madame, ungodly indeed." Lava took on an English accent and pretended like she was holding a teacup, with the pinky and everything!
"Ha ha ha! Very funny, if he's going to take everything in there, shouldn't we go in!?"
"Don't worry, we got VIP! We take whatever those bottomless pits put on the table, there's enough so that it won't really matter." Lava gave a thumbs up and took Bulma by the arm before skipping through the doors.
*Meanwhile*
A large flash was seen in the middle of the woods, a scream was followed.
Vegeta sank to his knees and gasped as blood ran from his mouth, his black shirt was now rags but it did not bother him. He was getting out his frustrations with this bogus mission, he wanted to get off this puny pathetic planet now! 'The next teen I see that even has an ounce of intelligence! I'm abducting it!' He slowly stood up and removed the pieces of shirt (wouldn't the W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V club love to see that!), before flying to the school campus grounds and through the open window to his room. Vegeta quickly took a shower and put on the ridiculous uniform, 'the next human' he thought as he opened the door to the hall. As if he needed to vow to himself once more, he whispered in a low and almost dangerous voice... "the next..."
*back at the cafe*
Bulma gulped down her milk and grabbed a pancake and placed it on her plate, it was like a game or race at the table. The goal was to try as fast as you could to get what you liked before someone else grabbed it or Goku inhaled it! So far she'd already lost a blue berry muffin to Jade and about three pieces of toast to Lava, she had also taken a chance grabbing a banana when Goku was going through that part of the table; the result was her screaming when Goku nearly bit her hand off!
The cafeteria was jammed with people as they tried to get at least a scrap of food, then suddenly the cafe doors opened and someone gasped, all the students turned around to see Vegeta looking dark and pissed. Everyone made room for him as he made his way towards the table that the three girls and saiyan were seated. All was silent, all was still.
Bulma leaned over and whispered into Lava's ear, "what is this? The royal treatment?" Lava giggled, then shut it when she realized that had been the only sound in the room.
Vegeta sat down on the chair next to Lava and Goku, then just as if he'd been there the whole time, and the whole room WASN'T watching. He began inhaling food just like Goku, who to Bulma's terror hadn't stopped eating and now her pancake was missing! "DAMMIT GOKU!" She yelled before continuing her attempts to get a decent meal, the two other girls followed her example; and soon enough they were back to their race, only now they had to stay out of Vegeta's way too!
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Queenzy: It's not as long as I wanted it to be but my homework is killing me!!!
Lava: Your making us out to be scavengers!
Jade: Why can't Vegeta sit next to me!?
Darius: Where am I in this chapter?
Queenzy: Well I hope my fellow authors like this more then my characters do! God!
Marco: I'm not even in this fic Darius! Consider yourself luck!
Lava: You got number 17 wrong on your math hw.
Queenzy: Give me that!!! Argh! N E ways review plz! thank u! next chapter will make up for the shortness of this one I promise! Do you like the Vegeta as evilish, or as a horny teen saiyan? Tell me in the reviews cause I'm not sure what you ppl will like! ^.^
Jade: *sigh* maybe Vegeta will run away with me...
Lava: Queenzy, you should make Jade apart of the W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V club.
Queenzy: Are you sure YOU aren't already Lava?!
Lava: (0.O) WHAT!
