Queenzy: Well I see that the little game I started is coming along well, and just as I promised, I'm putting up the next chapter now!
Lava: what exactly are you doing *looks over Jade's shoulder* GASP! Your trying to...oomph!
Jade: *Now sitting on Lava's back and stuffing her face into the floor* keep your mouth shut!!!
Darius: I don't think she can breathe Jade.
Queenzy: What don't you want us to see huh?
Jade: you will never know!!!!!!* Takes whatever she has and runs out the library. *
Marco: can I come out of your bag now?
Queenzy: NO!
Lava: *Gasping for air* You... won't... believe what I... just saw guys!
Darius: your going to get us kicked out be a little quieter.
Lava: But!
Disclaimer: you know I don't own DBZ! But I will, damn it all to hell if I don't!
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Bulma grumbled to herself as she and the rest of her knew found friends save Vegeta and Goku, made their way to first period. Out of that whole table full of food, she had only gotten a few cherries, one apple, and a hard bowled egg. Lava and Jade had assured her that she would only get better with time, and Goku kept on apologizing. She knew that if she didn't get a hang of breakfast she would soon get used to starving! Bulma scowled when she heard Lava giggling beside her, "Stop laughing and tell me what the first class is supposed to be again!" That old temper rearing it's ugly head, no matter how she tried to control it.
"You have human biology; Jade and me have geography. " Lava said while trying very hard not to smile while sounding serious.
"Wait, I thought you said we were in the same enriched classes as you!" Bulma had hoped to actually know someone by the time she started school, her roommate would have been perfect, "What happened?" She whined in a high pitched voice.
Jade chuckled while she rolled her skirt up a little higher, "Your adorable Big Bad; the guys will really like you. Maybe you and I should go to a party some time."
"Been there, done that, never again!"Bulma thrusted her fist up into the air remembering her night and the freaky druggie, Lava and Jade gave each other a glance, (enter sweat drop here) then looked back at Bulma who was still in her little stance. Realizing that the two girls knew nothing about what had happened the previous night, her own sweat dropped and she quickly lowered her fist to scratch the back of her head as she laughed nervously, "Umm, there really isn't any way to explain that."
"Don't worry, Jade makes a fool of herself all the time and I don't say much about it."
"HEY! What do you mean much!?" Jade made a move to grab Lava's collar, but the French braided girl ducked and ran behind Bulma. They began to play cat and mouse around her; she just stared wide-eyed in shock.
"And I thought you people were an exception to this school." She watched as they stopped in mid stride and turned in unison to face her, she raised her hands up in defense when she saw the death glares on their faces, "Heehee, I'm just," they advanced on her as if to kill,"joking?" Bulma wasn't sure if she should run or cry out bloody murder.
When the two girls reached the blue haired teen, they flanked her on each side and lay a hand on each shoulder, and as if they had practiced exactly what to do next, they screamed in her ears!
"WE ARE THE EXCEPTIONS! GOT IT!?" Bulma dropped to the floor, stars swirling around her head.
"Wow you guys... Sure know how to get your point across." Her ears were still ringing by the time they grinned down upon her limp body and hoisted her up. Suddenly, the music from jaws started playing down the hallway, groans and gags were heard up ahead and an awful smell began to form.
"Oh no..." Jade made a face as if the grim reaper had just called her, "hide before!"
"Hey girls! Who's your friend?" A fat little, smelly teen asked as drool began to form at the corner of his mouth. Bulma thought her nose had been burned, her eyes began to water and that hard bowled egg was coming back strong!
"Big Bad," Lava said in a high pitched voice on the count of she had to talk while holding her breath, "this is, this is, Jade!" She ran to a window and barfed! The round guy looked at her ass sticking out over the windowsill and licked his lips. Bulma felt her eyes growing heavy, she tried to back away but the was no where to go!
"ThisisYajirobeBigBad," Jades bottom lip trembled, like any second she would be joining Lava.
Bulma's head was spinning! There had to be a way to get out of this... Suddenly it felt a little brighter in the hallway; Bulma looked up and saw the accursed light bulb floating above her head again. She grabbed that one and tossed it out the window, just missing Lava's raising head! "Hi, nice ta' meet ya' but I have to take care of a few lady things before first period. So yeah, uh, BYE!" She dashed down the hall, behind her she could hear the other two girls making mixed excesses to follow her.
"Who the hell was that! He smelt like a garbage truck and the dump all put together!" When she was safely on another floor, she rounded on her friends, waiting for an answer.
"That was Yajirobe, special guy," Jade said with a shiver, "You can always tell when he comes around, just listen for the music."
"Hey this is your class, be hopeful you don't have any classes with him, he will burn the nose hairs out of you!" Lava said in a warning tone then gave a slight smile before patting Bulma on the back.
"I think he already accomplished that." Bulma rubbed her nose.
"Oh well, we have to bounce or we'll be late and get a D.T. That's one place where Yajirobe practically lives, it's hell get detention!" Jade grabbed onto Bulma's shoulders and shook her until she felt her teeth rattle!
"Yeah, but what makes you think hanging with you isn't already?"
"Ain't she the sweetest thing?"Lava said sarcastically with a toothy smile before walking away with Jade, they were just about to turn the corner when, BAM! Both fell to the floor as if they had gone into a wall.
"VEGETA!!!" They both scrambled to their feet glaring; Vegeta stepped out from around the corner. Bulma really hated thinking about it, but he was a bad boy hunk. 'Damn my female thoughts, no wait, I take that back.' Everybody could admire right? At least she wasn't mad enough to join the W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V club. Vegeta just stood there watching as Lava and Jade screamed at him, he looked like he was enjoying it! She was just about to yell insult from where she stood, when his eyes wandered in her direction and he just stared. Bulma froze, she couldn't move! Not from fear, just the fact that he looked as though he was about to eat her didn't have any effect either...
"Which one of you signed me up for this?" He growled, his eyes still locked on Bulma, she couldn't help gulping back a squeak.
"It wasn't any of us." Lava growled just as dangerously.
"We were too busy to do your biding, so we told Goku to sign you up for the extra class. So what did he put you in?" Jade tried to read the sheet of paper, but Vegeta stuffed it back into his pocket. "Oh come on Vegeta, it can't be that bad." She looked as though she already knew the answer.
"You know full well where he put me!" He came closer to Jade, close enough that she looked petite compared to his short yet muscular form. "I despise you." He growled almost with an evil air about him. Jade's eyes widened but she didn't back away.
"You guys were going to be late!" Bulma had almost forgotten Lava was there, she was too held up in thanking God that it was Jade up there and not her! To her surprise, that sentence snapped the two out of their staring battle and they both walked away from each other, Lava jogging to keep up with Jade, "Bye Big Bad!" She yelled even after she had turned the corner.
"Uh, BYE!" Bulma supposed this happened every day. She shrugged and walked into the class, the teacher was sitting at his desk flipping through a science magazine. She walked up to him hand handed him a note with a fifty, the teacher's eyes widened at the money, read the note then grinned. Bulma's face brightened, 'one class down, nine more to go! She turned around to go find a seat, when (guess who) Yamcha's face stuck out in the class. She flinched, she had hoped never to have to see him again. There was only one empty seat left, right in front of him. 'Note to self, wash again for being in Yamcha's presence.' She dragged her feet until she came to the lab table; she sat down hard on the chair and tried to ignore the eyes on her back. Beside her was a cute looking guy with dark brown hair and green eyes, he couldn't compare to the arrogant brick wall, but he could come close. He gave her a grin and she grinned back, he could take her mind off the wannabe playboy druggie.
"Alright class," the teacher spoke up when the bell rang, "You can all see we have a new student, Big Bad is it?" Bulma nodded, the teens looked at her for a few seconds before turning back around. "Good, well, I told you that today will be the beginning of a two week human systems, you will be paired off because there aren't enough systems to really go around and we don't want to listen to a project on the repertory system eight times now do we." The teacher, Mr. Chun, had an ok air about him. Bulma had never had a nice science teacher. 'Nice teacher, cute boy, this class could of been perfect.' She sighed. "I'll let you people get your own partners, but don't be too loud, when you got a partner, one of you come up and tell me."
Bulma sat there, she didn't know anyone here except for Yamcha.
"Hey, Big Bad." Bulma's back stiffened as a chill ran down her spin, "Hey sexy, wanna be my..."
"Your name's Big Bad? You're my girlfriend's new roommate aren't you?" The guy beside her cut in.
"Yes, you must be Darius." She knew what he was doing for her and she was grateful.
"Hey Darius, can't you see I'm trying to get a partner here!" Yamcha raised his voice before Darius could fully open his mouth. Darius stayed calm and watched as Yamcha came around and stood in front of Bulma, "So, as I was trying to ask before, want to be my partner?"
"Nope, sorry but Darius already asked me." Bulma looked towards Darius, he nodded and gave a shrug at Yamcha.
"When, I didn't hear anything between you two until Darius asked your name." His upper lip twisted into some kind of sneer when he looked at Darius, Then went to that same ugly honey smile he had given Bulma last night.
Bulma hesitated, until another light bulb popped up, she took it down and shoved it into her book bag, there wasn't any place she could get ride of it, "Oh I saw him using sign language, I happen to be fluent in it so we were talking while the teacher was telling us about the project. He asked me just before you did." She was going to hell for all the lies she came up with in a day, but if it got her out of trouble then so be it, she liked saunas anyway.
"Is that so." Yamcha looked like he was having a hard time believing it.
Darius hit the table with his hand and looked up in annoyance, calm forgotten, "You heard her, now get out of here and find a hoe, there are a bunch of them just over there." He pointed to a tangle of girls chewing gum.
"Yeah, maybe I will." Yamcha growled, "but too bad your g/f isn't here huh."
"Leave her out of this," Darius gave him a death glare. Yamcha grinned before winking at Bulma and walking away.
"Thanks," Bulma breathed when the little encounter was over, "I owe you."
"No sweat, that guy is a regular ass. You just need to make them feel stupid and they leave with a stupid comment." His calm was back, he just leaned sideways in his chair looking at her.
"But what he said about Lava was so wrong, why didn't you defend her more?" The thought had just come to her; he had defended her but not Lava when Yamcha had obviously called her a hoe.
"I don't need to, he would never say something like that in front of her, he's a coward with no backbone, and he'll be an injured one when I tell Lava and she gets a hold of him." A grin as evil as Vegeta's came to his face and Bulma laughed. "So what's with the light bulb?"
She fell off her chair.
Up a flight of stairs and a corner away, Vegeta was in, (Dare I say it) PE, He was doing about a gazillion chin ups on the bars and going strong, the other guys ignored him, they really got discouraged when they watched him for too long. He didn't care what they said, he just did what the coach had said, 'do this until you get tired, that should cool your attitude." Vegeta was trying to get his mind off the mission, it wasn't as if he could find anything in this class. Maybe someone would answer an exceptionally hard question in science, but he still had life skills before he got there.
The whistle blew and the coach ordered everyone into the showers, Vegeta hadn't even made a sweat, but he didn't want to seem out of the ordinary. So he followed the rest of the class into the changing rooms. He went up to his locker and opened the lock, he took off his gym shirt and stretched. His upper body rippled with muscles over untouched skin, (it really is a shame that there can't be any co-ed changing rooms. Well male members of the W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V club eat your heart out!) He then took off his shorts and wow those thighs! They looked as if he could swim around a whole lake ten times, or kick a guys balls into his skull. He took a towel and rapped it around himself, each movement he made was slick and swift. (how could you not think of what I know your thinking of!) He went into one of the shower stalls, when he saw a free one he went in and closed the door behind him. He put the towel on a peg, his tail began twitching happily. It felt good letting it free once in a while, it would feel even better if he had hot water to relax his growing nerves. He turned the knobs to the hottest he could take, and then put his hands up against the wall and let the water beat down on his back. He closed his eyes and lifted his face to let it go through his hair and hit his face, his tail swung lazily from side to side in relaxation. (Vegeta is butt naked in a shower, ppl plz don't faint on me!) There was a soap dispenser on the side, Vegeta pushed off the wall and pressed the button until he had enough. He began lathering his arms, then his chest, he moved down and down until he reached his feet...(give you ppl time to sit back and imagine it.) After he pressed the second button which gave out shampoo, he began to wash his silky tail and then his hair.
As he rinsed himself off the bell rang, and not just that! "Bombardment!" A bunch of female voices cried! The guys in the room began scrambling around looking for clothes.
"Spread out and find Vegeta!"
Vegeta's eyes bulged! That voice belonged to the president of the W.W.T.L.O.V.T.V club! And he was trapped in a stall with nothing but a towel and shampoo still in his hair! He gulped and levitated so they wouldn't see his feet, but it wasn't much help since the water was still running. He could here them coming closer, and closer, they would be hitting his in less then fifty seconds. Sure he could blast his way out but he still needed the test subject! thirty seconds, they were four stalls ahead of him.
"Hey, do you smell that?" One of the girls asked, they all sniffed the air. Vegeta on the other hand was holding his nose in disgust! That round mini planet was coming and he knew he couldn't stand the full blast of his stench! "It's, it's!" The second girl stuttered in a horrified voice!
"Hey, am I in the wrong changing room or what?" Yajirobe's voice echoed through the room, everyone stopped dead, Vegeta felt tears coming to his eyes as he tried to hold his breath, "Hey why is everyone so quiet?"
A stampede erupted for the door! Females and males alike, all but Vegeta who was still trapped, he kneeled to the floor squeezing his eyes shut. Even with out breathing it in, his nose still burned!
"Wow, all I wanted was a deodorant, guess I'll have to wait." He walked out of the room and before the door closed fully, Vegeta ran out of the stall and to an open window! "Sweet air!"
"Where am I?" A girl said with a dazed look on her face, Vegeta turned around and nearly fell over. It was that damn president again! He ran and got his clothes before she could look around and jumped out the window, he flew as fast as he could before anyone could really look up and see who he was, or better yet, what he wasn't wearing. He had fifteen minutes to change and then come back, his nose wasn't going to recover for along time.
"Ok so did everyone tell me who their with?" A chorus of yeses followed Mr. Chun's question. Everyone started filing out, Bulma and Darius talking the whole way. They parted at an intersection, Darius telling Bulma where her next class would be before he left. She thanked him and started on her way, so far her day had gotten a little better. One thing she noticed about Darius was that he was the complete opposite to Lava, maybe he was the one keeping her out of trouble. (Lava: HEY!) As she walked past a window, an urge to look out the window, she walked by it after then stopped in mid stride, then ran back and searched for the naked Vegeta flying in the sky! But there wasn't anything, ' Great, now I'm thinking about the vegetable naked, this has to be one of those weird fantasies that people have once in a while.' She shook her head and blinked her eyes to see if next she would be seeing little elf people.
"Hey 18, are we still going out tonight?" Bulma looked around to see and incredibly short person walking next to a tall blonde.
She screamed and fell over!
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Queenzy: Ppl I know what I want to write for the fifth chapter, but I need that winner!
Darius: I'm officially in the story!
Lava: Oh keep your pants on, so, now do you want to here what I had to say before?!
Queenzy: Go ahead what did jade have?
Lava: An application!
Darius & Queenzy: Are you serious!!!
Lava: Yeah!
Queenzy: That is so going in the story now!
Lava: Excellent... *evil chuckle*
