police:

you there!...

...what are you doing with that spoon?...

...and that badger?

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* come here *twitch* and ill show you...

police:

n...ok, y not... what's the worst that can happen... she'll twitch at me or something...she cant hurt me...

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* me...hurt people! Noooo...

police:

ok, what do u want?

The not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* it's not what I want...*twitch*

police:

then who? What?

The not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* GO BADGERS GO GO GO!....mwahahaha*cough* ahahaaaaa!...don't forget your spoons...*twitch*

police:

what the?! Run! Run away! Ahhhh! Not the badgers!

(Gets gun out, shoots at badgers...but a flag comes out saying 'note: not a real gun...dumb ass')

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* fool of a police man! Nothing *twitch* can defeat MY badgers with spoons! Mwaha! *twitch* BA-NAHA!

Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:

except munket...mwaha...

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* ye...eh? Were did you come from? WA? WO? Eh? *twitch*... Im confessed?

Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:

I know! I got beamed down by my farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger! *breaths* wow...that takes your breath... *cough*... anyway, were was I?

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* at the...bit when... um... beamed? Down? ...or something... *twitch*

Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:

Hey, have u always got that twitch?

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* yeah...*twitch* ... someone who will remain nameless...*cough* you know who you are *cough* threw a pea at me...*twitch*

(Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were give the not so evil the not so evil, evil villain a strange look...then runs away with munket and the badgers with spoons, laughing like some kind of mad, type, person...)

police: (stops being dead)

hey, who are you anyway...yeah you... th-the person with the twitch and the hunchback and who looks demented...( O.o portrait)

the not so evil, evil villain: (points at herself)

*twitch* mwa?...*twitch*...o...im the not so evil, evil villain always gets caught trying to take over/destroy the world, *twitch* who every time gets a species, *twitch* that kate person runs away with...*twitch* you'd think I would have put some tags or something on them...but... yeah so?...why *twitch* did u want to know? *twitch*..............*twitch*...

police:

ok then... (continues being dead)

the not so evil, evil villain:

*twitch* that was strange...*twitch* o well *twitch*

(there's a lovely sunset that you can see the siloet of the not so evil, evil villain skipping down...then falling over... then getting hit by a car... then u see her leg twitching...)

Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:

(Beams down from whatever planet she inhabited)

and don't forget kids, the moral of this story is...

BE RANDOM! HUG ATREE! *TWITCH* DAMN U THE NOT SO EVIL, EVIL VILLAIN!

*twitch* I guess that's what I get for running u over, *twitch* o well, I'll take you with me and get farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger to put you back together...*twitch* along with parts of badgers and...*twitch*...why am I saying my plan out loud? *twitch* o well...

Beam me up farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger...

(Farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger beams her up)