police:
you there!...
...what are you doing with that spoon?...
...and that badger?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* come here *twitch* and ill show you...
police:
n...ok, y not... what's the worst that can happen... she'll twitch at me or something...she cant hurt me...
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* me...hurt people! Noooo...
police:
ok, what do u want?
The not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* it's not what I want...*twitch*
police:
then who? What?
The not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* GO BADGERS GO GO GO!....mwahahaha*cough* ahahaaaaa!...don't forget your spoons...*twitch*
police:
what the?! Run! Run away! Ahhhh! Not the badgers!
(Gets gun out, shoots at badgers...but a flag comes out saying 'note: not a real gun...dumb ass')
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* fool of a police man! Nothing *twitch* can defeat MY badgers with spoons! Mwaha! *twitch* BA-NAHA!
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
except munket...mwaha...
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* ye...eh? Were did you come from? WA? WO? Eh? *twitch*... Im confessed?
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
I know! I got beamed down by my farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger! *breaths* wow...that takes your breath... *cough*... anyway, were was I?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* at the...bit when... um... beamed? Down? ...or something... *twitch*
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
Hey, have u always got that twitch?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* yeah...*twitch* ... someone who will remain nameless...*cough* you know who you are *cough* threw a pea at me...*twitch*
(Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were give the not so evil the not so evil, evil villain a strange look...then runs away with munket and the badgers with spoons, laughing like some kind of mad, type, person...)
police: (stops being dead)
hey, who are you anyway...yeah you... th-the person with the twitch and the hunchback and who looks demented...( O.o portrait)
the not so evil, evil villain: (points at herself)
*twitch* mwa?...*twitch*...o...im the not so evil, evil villain always gets caught trying to take over/destroy the world, *twitch* who every time gets a species, *twitch* that kate person runs away with...*twitch* you'd think I would have put some tags or something on them...but... yeah so?...why *twitch* did u want to know? *twitch*..............*twitch*...
police:
ok then... (continues being dead)
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* that was strange...*twitch* o well *twitch*
(there's a lovely sunset that you can see the siloet of the not so evil, evil villain skipping down...then falling over... then getting hit by a car... then u see her leg twitching...)
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
(Beams down from whatever planet she inhabited)
and don't forget kids, the moral of this story is...
BE RANDOM! HUG ATREE! *TWITCH* DAMN U THE NOT SO EVIL, EVIL VILLAIN!
*twitch* I guess that's what I get for running u over, *twitch* o well, I'll take you with me and get farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger to put you back together...*twitch* along with parts of badgers and...*twitch*...why am I saying my plan out loud? *twitch* o well...
Beam me up farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger...
(Farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger beams her up)
you there!...
...what are you doing with that spoon?...
...and that badger?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* come here *twitch* and ill show you...
police:
n...ok, y not... what's the worst that can happen... she'll twitch at me or something...she cant hurt me...
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* me...hurt people! Noooo...
police:
ok, what do u want?
The not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* it's not what I want...*twitch*
police:
then who? What?
The not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* GO BADGERS GO GO GO!....mwahahaha*cough* ahahaaaaa!...don't forget your spoons...*twitch*
police:
what the?! Run! Run away! Ahhhh! Not the badgers!
(Gets gun out, shoots at badgers...but a flag comes out saying 'note: not a real gun...dumb ass')
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* fool of a police man! Nothing *twitch* can defeat MY badgers with spoons! Mwaha! *twitch* BA-NAHA!
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
except munket...mwaha...
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* ye...eh? Were did you come from? WA? WO? Eh? *twitch*... Im confessed?
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
I know! I got beamed down by my farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger! *breaths* wow...that takes your breath... *cough*... anyway, were was I?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* at the...bit when... um... beamed? Down? ...or something... *twitch*
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
Hey, have u always got that twitch?
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* yeah...*twitch* ... someone who will remain nameless...*cough* you know who you are *cough* threw a pea at me...*twitch*
(Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were give the not so evil the not so evil, evil villain a strange look...then runs away with munket and the badgers with spoons, laughing like some kind of mad, type, person...)
police: (stops being dead)
hey, who are you anyway...yeah you... th-the person with the twitch and the hunchback and who looks demented...( O.o portrait)
the not so evil, evil villain: (points at herself)
*twitch* mwa?...*twitch*...o...im the not so evil, evil villain always gets caught trying to take over/destroy the world, *twitch* who every time gets a species, *twitch* that kate person runs away with...*twitch* you'd think I would have put some tags or something on them...but... yeah so?...why *twitch* did u want to know? *twitch*..............*twitch*...
police:
ok then... (continues being dead)
the not so evil, evil villain:
*twitch* that was strange...*twitch* o well *twitch*
(there's a lovely sunset that you can see the siloet of the not so evil, evil villain skipping down...then falling over... then getting hit by a car... then u see her leg twitching...)
Friend of the not so evil, evil villain who always comes from no-were:
(Beams down from whatever planet she inhabited)
and don't forget kids, the moral of this story is...
BE RANDOM! HUG ATREE! *TWITCH* DAMN U THE NOT SO EVIL, EVIL VILLAIN!
*twitch* I guess that's what I get for running u over, *twitch* o well, I'll take you with me and get farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger to put you back together...*twitch* along with parts of badgers and...*twitch*...why am I saying my plan out loud? *twitch* o well...
Beam me up farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger...
(Farmer/pirate/cannibal clanger beams her up)
