Hey minna.time for another chapter of..Transcendant Pig Short Stories.
On todays agenda we have a story call Snowballs come raining. At the
end is a very cheesy ending which is not the real ending so pay no
attention to it what-so-ever..unless you want to.like I said it is very
cheesy. If you want a different ending (I already plan to have a
better one) you can comment on it or.whatever.like yah..so.here is your
standard disclaimer..
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon...blah blah blah...Naoko Takeuchi...blah blah blah...manga and anime..blah blah blah..if wishes could come true..blah blah blah...
Ok..onto the story...
Snowballs Come Flying
By Transcendant Pig
Serena paused thought fully outside the Crown Arcade, standing in the snow that came down just last night. Then, all of a sudden, Serena got the evilest grin on her face and the evilest glint in her eyes. Then, all of a sudden, (once again with the thens and all of a suddens.sorry)she scooped up a handful of snow and crept up to the doors of the Crown Arcade.
When she came near enough for the door to slide open, she was quick as a bunny. She had thrown her snowball, with an accuracy that no one could match as she ducked behind a row of Sailor V games.
"THWACK"
The person who got hit, scooped up the snow that he could, and made a some-what smaller, but still effective snowball. He of course, had seen the flash of gold hair and decided it was time for a little payback. Then he called out ready to aim.
"Meatball Head, I know it was you," (do you know who she hit now?), "You can stop hiding."
Serena slowly got up, not expecting what came next.
"THWACK"
Serena fell down with the force, and sat up slowly, with snow dripping off her face.
"Your gonna pay for that you jerk."mumbled Serena.
That was when Andrew decided to step in.
"Ah ah ah", said Andrew like he was scolding little children, "No "throwing" snowballs in the arcade." (notice the quote/whatever marks around the word throwing!)
Serena suddenly had an idea and gathered up the snow pretending to brush it off. Then she stood and headed towards the counter, with a nice little snowball, soon to be an ice ball in her hand.
"Fine, you win" "but not for long," Serena continued the sentence in her mind, as she plopped down on a stool. "Can I have a hot chocolate to go please?"
"Coming right up."
Serena had just enough time to sneek a quick peak at Darien's shirt was tucked in, before Andrew came back with a cup and lid in hand.
'Perfect'
"Here you go."said Andrew, setting the cup on the counter.
"Thanks Andrew" replied Serena moving her hand forward as if to pick up the cup. But, quickly, so quickly that not even she saw, she slipped the smallish-mediumish snowball, now iceball, down Darien's shirt, and picked up her drink and headed towards the door.
"MEATBALL HEAD!"
Serena was chuckling as she turned around to see a now furiously wriggling Darien trying to get the ice ball out of his shirt.
"You should blame Andrew" stated Serena, clutching at her stomach in laughter, "He said no "THROWING" snowballs."
Darien then got his evil glint and grin, on his face and in his eyes as he said, "Four o'clock, outside the Crown Arcade, bring your friends, and I'll bring mine."
"Deal" said Serena as she turned and walked out the door.
ACKKKKKK... I'm sorry but I can't continue.. The next fake ending is too corny, which I just realized as I read through it once more.. Sooooo I am going to post this and wait till the next time for snowballs come raining's turn, comes around..sorry but I just can't!!!! it's just tooo corny..oh well. might as well!!!
Now onto the fake ending.blah blah blah.
~4:00~
"I can't wait for this snowball fight to start-girls against boys, we're gonna cream them" stated Chad.
"I wouldn't be so sure, have you ever seen Serena and her friends in a snowball fight?" asked Greg.
"I have, in fact, I wouldn't be here if there weren't five of us to take them on" said Andrew.
"I came to see what they could dish out" stated Ken.
"Serena and her friends will pay" stated Darien.
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"According to my calculations, we have a good chance of winning" stated Amy.
"Why's that Ames?"
"Well Lita, since we have become scouts we have become better attuned to physical challenges. In other words, our aiming and strength are excellent."
"That's right Amy, we are gonna pulvarize those cute guys and shove them out the window" said Mina joining the conversation, while standing in her little "v for victory pose".
Just then, Raye stormed in and said, "Meat ball head, I just heard wht you had gotten us into from Chad."
"That's right Raye" said Serena calmly, "this is payback time, and I will personally cream that stupid arrogant jerk into submission."
"Well Meatball Brains, you better count me in for a fighting chance."
"Damn, we're gonna be late."
"Well it's your fault, you had to take your time gathering us together."
Of course, Serena was rushing out the door by the end of her exclamation and was too far away to hear what Raye said. When Raye realized that she was talking to empty air, she turned around to talk to the others, all she saw was the wall and some cushions where they had sat. When she turned back aound she saw their fleeting forms, rapidly disappearing.
"Hey! Wait for me!" yelled Raye as she went streaking after them.
Serena halted in her dash so fast that Mina bumped into her, Amy into Mina, and Lita into Amy. Raye was the last starw, or rather, last body.
There was a humongous crash when Raye toppled into Lita. The all crashed down into a big pile, with a very unfortunate Meatball head at the very bottom.
The guys were trying not to laugh but failed horribly. At the sound of their chuckling, everyone, excepting Serena, burst out laughing until tears rolled. When all the laughing stopped they started untangling themselves with the guys helping a different girl.
Chad helped Raye, Ken helped Lita, Greg helped Amy, Andrew helped Mina, and guess who was left to help who. That's right, Darien was to help Serena.
But, there was a problem. She wasn't breathing. He, wanting to be a good doctor, did CPR.
(This is getting very corny I know..I'm very sorry, and I can't say it gets better.oh well must get on with this fake ending.by the way.the reason why it's not the real ending is because it's so cheesy and corny.)
The others couldn't really see and thought he had gone crazy, so they went inside the Crown Arcade for some nice hot chocolate.
Suddenly there was a fit of coughing. Serena was alive after all. Even though, Darien hadn't told the others that Serena had been dead, he didn't care because, Serena was alive and he was so happy he could have kissed her, which of course, being the stupid arrogant fool that he is, is what he did.
It seemed to last forever, but it didn't, (Thank god!), and by the end of it Darien was apologizing profusely.
"Serena, I'm so sorry, it's just, I'm so happy that your alive and.." Darien paused as he looked down at Serena, to see her smiling up at him, "..are you okay?".
Serena blushed and adverted her eyes as she spoke and said, "I'm fine, in fact, better than fine." As she stopped there she looked up at him with her big blue eyes and said, "You're also a very good kisser." Of course she looked down afraid to see his reaction.
Darien was, to put it plainly, was shocked. Then he decided it was an opportune time to kiss her again and did so.
~THE END~
It is too cheesy for me, but maybe not for you.I hope you liked it.but, there will never be any cheesy/corny "I love you" scenes in my stories.I just can't stand them!!!!
Well.look for the next addition to Sophisticated Swordmaster next time!!!!
And please remember to review!!! Reviews make me happy.just like chocolate, and candy, and hot chocolate.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon...blah blah blah...Naoko Takeuchi...blah blah blah...manga and anime..blah blah blah..if wishes could come true..blah blah blah...
Ok..onto the story...
Snowballs Come Flying
By Transcendant Pig
Serena paused thought fully outside the Crown Arcade, standing in the snow that came down just last night. Then, all of a sudden, Serena got the evilest grin on her face and the evilest glint in her eyes. Then, all of a sudden, (once again with the thens and all of a suddens.sorry)she scooped up a handful of snow and crept up to the doors of the Crown Arcade.
When she came near enough for the door to slide open, she was quick as a bunny. She had thrown her snowball, with an accuracy that no one could match as she ducked behind a row of Sailor V games.
"THWACK"
The person who got hit, scooped up the snow that he could, and made a some-what smaller, but still effective snowball. He of course, had seen the flash of gold hair and decided it was time for a little payback. Then he called out ready to aim.
"Meatball Head, I know it was you," (do you know who she hit now?), "You can stop hiding."
Serena slowly got up, not expecting what came next.
"THWACK"
Serena fell down with the force, and sat up slowly, with snow dripping off her face.
"Your gonna pay for that you jerk."mumbled Serena.
That was when Andrew decided to step in.
"Ah ah ah", said Andrew like he was scolding little children, "No "throwing" snowballs in the arcade." (notice the quote/whatever marks around the word throwing!)
Serena suddenly had an idea and gathered up the snow pretending to brush it off. Then she stood and headed towards the counter, with a nice little snowball, soon to be an ice ball in her hand.
"Fine, you win" "but not for long," Serena continued the sentence in her mind, as she plopped down on a stool. "Can I have a hot chocolate to go please?"
"Coming right up."
Serena had just enough time to sneek a quick peak at Darien's shirt was tucked in, before Andrew came back with a cup and lid in hand.
'Perfect'
"Here you go."said Andrew, setting the cup on the counter.
"Thanks Andrew" replied Serena moving her hand forward as if to pick up the cup. But, quickly, so quickly that not even she saw, she slipped the smallish-mediumish snowball, now iceball, down Darien's shirt, and picked up her drink and headed towards the door.
"MEATBALL HEAD!"
Serena was chuckling as she turned around to see a now furiously wriggling Darien trying to get the ice ball out of his shirt.
"You should blame Andrew" stated Serena, clutching at her stomach in laughter, "He said no "THROWING" snowballs."
Darien then got his evil glint and grin, on his face and in his eyes as he said, "Four o'clock, outside the Crown Arcade, bring your friends, and I'll bring mine."
"Deal" said Serena as she turned and walked out the door.
ACKKKKKK... I'm sorry but I can't continue.. The next fake ending is too corny, which I just realized as I read through it once more.. Sooooo I am going to post this and wait till the next time for snowballs come raining's turn, comes around..sorry but I just can't!!!! it's just tooo corny..oh well. might as well!!!
Now onto the fake ending.blah blah blah.
~4:00~
"I can't wait for this snowball fight to start-girls against boys, we're gonna cream them" stated Chad.
"I wouldn't be so sure, have you ever seen Serena and her friends in a snowball fight?" asked Greg.
"I have, in fact, I wouldn't be here if there weren't five of us to take them on" said Andrew.
"I came to see what they could dish out" stated Ken.
"Serena and her friends will pay" stated Darien.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"According to my calculations, we have a good chance of winning" stated Amy.
"Why's that Ames?"
"Well Lita, since we have become scouts we have become better attuned to physical challenges. In other words, our aiming and strength are excellent."
"That's right Amy, we are gonna pulvarize those cute guys and shove them out the window" said Mina joining the conversation, while standing in her little "v for victory pose".
Just then, Raye stormed in and said, "Meat ball head, I just heard wht you had gotten us into from Chad."
"That's right Raye" said Serena calmly, "this is payback time, and I will personally cream that stupid arrogant jerk into submission."
"Well Meatball Brains, you better count me in for a fighting chance."
"Damn, we're gonna be late."
"Well it's your fault, you had to take your time gathering us together."
Of course, Serena was rushing out the door by the end of her exclamation and was too far away to hear what Raye said. When Raye realized that she was talking to empty air, she turned around to talk to the others, all she saw was the wall and some cushions where they had sat. When she turned back aound she saw their fleeting forms, rapidly disappearing.
"Hey! Wait for me!" yelled Raye as she went streaking after them.
Serena halted in her dash so fast that Mina bumped into her, Amy into Mina, and Lita into Amy. Raye was the last starw, or rather, last body.
There was a humongous crash when Raye toppled into Lita. The all crashed down into a big pile, with a very unfortunate Meatball head at the very bottom.
The guys were trying not to laugh but failed horribly. At the sound of their chuckling, everyone, excepting Serena, burst out laughing until tears rolled. When all the laughing stopped they started untangling themselves with the guys helping a different girl.
Chad helped Raye, Ken helped Lita, Greg helped Amy, Andrew helped Mina, and guess who was left to help who. That's right, Darien was to help Serena.
But, there was a problem. She wasn't breathing. He, wanting to be a good doctor, did CPR.
(This is getting very corny I know..I'm very sorry, and I can't say it gets better.oh well must get on with this fake ending.by the way.the reason why it's not the real ending is because it's so cheesy and corny.)
The others couldn't really see and thought he had gone crazy, so they went inside the Crown Arcade for some nice hot chocolate.
Suddenly there was a fit of coughing. Serena was alive after all. Even though, Darien hadn't told the others that Serena had been dead, he didn't care because, Serena was alive and he was so happy he could have kissed her, which of course, being the stupid arrogant fool that he is, is what he did.
It seemed to last forever, but it didn't, (Thank god!), and by the end of it Darien was apologizing profusely.
"Serena, I'm so sorry, it's just, I'm so happy that your alive and.." Darien paused as he looked down at Serena, to see her smiling up at him, "..are you okay?".
Serena blushed and adverted her eyes as she spoke and said, "I'm fine, in fact, better than fine." As she stopped there she looked up at him with her big blue eyes and said, "You're also a very good kisser." Of course she looked down afraid to see his reaction.
Darien was, to put it plainly, was shocked. Then he decided it was an opportune time to kiss her again and did so.
~THE END~
It is too cheesy for me, but maybe not for you.I hope you liked it.but, there will never be any cheesy/corny "I love you" scenes in my stories.I just can't stand them!!!!
Well.look for the next addition to Sophisticated Swordmaster next time!!!!
And please remember to review!!! Reviews make me happy.just like chocolate, and candy, and hot chocolate.
