NOTES- Sly Cooper and related characters are property of Sucker Punch Entertainment. Steelbeak is property of Walt Disney Corporation. K-Mart is property of K-Mart Corporation. Little Caesar's is property of Little Caesar's Inc.
RETURN TO FOREST CITY
CHAPTER ONE- Rude Awakening
FOREST CITY, N.Y. - 4:25 A.M.
Andy Clark came home exhausted after a long night of thieving. He deposited his plunder in a safe and then retreated to his bedroom. Andy then removed his clothing and plopped into bed.
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE - 6:13 A.M.
"I can hardly wait to see my baby Andy again.", Veronica Pierce said to Sly Cooper. "This trip was a great idea.", she then said. "Yeah. I figured old Andy could use some visitors. It seems like he's been a little down lately.", Sly said. "I hope he has plenty of food.", said Murray. Sly groaned.
FOREST CITY, N.Y. - 12:41 P.M.
Sly Cooper and gang arrived at Andy Clark's house after driving all night. Sly rang the doorbell. He was greeted by Tony, Andy's crow friend. "Cooper. What brings you to our humble home?", Tony said. "I just thought I'd drop in for a little visit.", Sly said. "Where's Andy?", Sly asked. "Still in bed. Last night was pretty rough on him.", the crow said. "May we see him?", Sly then asked. "Sure.", said Tony. Sly, Rusty and Veronica headed for Andy's bedroom. Murray, of course, headed for the kitchen.
Andy Clark was curled up in bed in an undershirt and a pair of boxer shorts. His familiar thieving clothes were in a heap at the side of the bed. Veronica climbed into bed with the raccoon. "Rise and shine, lover.", she said, kissing him. The blue jay then began petting Andy's fur. Just then, he awoke. "AAAHHHHH!!!" "W-what are you guys doing here?", Andy asked.
"We just thought we'd drop by to say hi.", Sly said. "Well, thanks.", Andy said, struggling to break free from Veronica's grasp. Just then, Sly spotted a clothes hamper in the corner of the bedroom. He went over and began to sniff at the unwashed garments within. Andy's sweet raccoon scent filled Sly's nostrils. "Mmmmmm. Oh, yeah, baybeee!! That's the smell that gets me in DA MOOD!!", Sly said. Rusty went over to the thief and smacked him on the back of the head. "Stop that, you lunatic!", the fox said.
Andy Clark went to the closet and took out a shirt and a pair of pants. He then got dressed. "Covering up such a sexy body should be a crime.", Veronica said. "How many times must I tell you, woman? I'm taken!", Andy said to the bird. "A girl can dream, can't she?", Veronica then said.
The four of them went out to the living room. They all sat down. Tony was at the computer. Andy's other two friends were nowhere to be seen. "So, what should we do today?", Sly asked of Andy. "We'll go over to the Fifth Street Diner and grab a bite to eat.", Andy said. Murray began to drool. "Stop it!", Sly commanded. "I refuse to eat at that skank's restaurant.", Veronica said.
Fine. We'll go over to Little Caesar's instead.", Andy said. "But that place is soooo filllthy and dirrrrty.", Tony said, doing his best impression of Sly's old friend Bentley. Everybody laughed. "Then, I was thinking we could go over and meet my family.", Andy then said. "And, maybe tonight we could pull a little heist together.", Clark said. "Sounds like a good plan to me.", said Sly.
Andy Clark and his friends pulled into the parking lot of K-Mart, which contained the Little Caesar's pizza restaurant. "This is some high-class eatin.", Rusty said as they entered. As usual, Murray was the first to order. "I'll have 20 pizzas with the works.", the hippo said.
"Damn, dude.", said Chris, who had actually decided to join the gang for this outing. Everyone collected their food, Andy paid, and they went to a table. "So, Sly, did you know your friend Bentley has his own gang now?", Andy asked. "Really?", said Sly. "Yes. Biggest bunch of clowns I've ever seen. The circus never had it that good.", Andy said.
"This place is so ghetto, but the food is awesome.", Sly said as they made their way out. "Yeah.", said Andy. They all piled into Andy's truck and headed toward his boyhood home.
RETURN TO FOREST CITY
CHAPTER ONE- Rude Awakening
FOREST CITY, N.Y. - 4:25 A.M.
Andy Clark came home exhausted after a long night of thieving. He deposited his plunder in a safe and then retreated to his bedroom. Andy then removed his clothing and plopped into bed.
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE - 6:13 A.M.
"I can hardly wait to see my baby Andy again.", Veronica Pierce said to Sly Cooper. "This trip was a great idea.", she then said. "Yeah. I figured old Andy could use some visitors. It seems like he's been a little down lately.", Sly said. "I hope he has plenty of food.", said Murray. Sly groaned.
FOREST CITY, N.Y. - 12:41 P.M.
Sly Cooper and gang arrived at Andy Clark's house after driving all night. Sly rang the doorbell. He was greeted by Tony, Andy's crow friend. "Cooper. What brings you to our humble home?", Tony said. "I just thought I'd drop in for a little visit.", Sly said. "Where's Andy?", Sly asked. "Still in bed. Last night was pretty rough on him.", the crow said. "May we see him?", Sly then asked. "Sure.", said Tony. Sly, Rusty and Veronica headed for Andy's bedroom. Murray, of course, headed for the kitchen.
Andy Clark was curled up in bed in an undershirt and a pair of boxer shorts. His familiar thieving clothes were in a heap at the side of the bed. Veronica climbed into bed with the raccoon. "Rise and shine, lover.", she said, kissing him. The blue jay then began petting Andy's fur. Just then, he awoke. "AAAHHHHH!!!" "W-what are you guys doing here?", Andy asked.
"We just thought we'd drop by to say hi.", Sly said. "Well, thanks.", Andy said, struggling to break free from Veronica's grasp. Just then, Sly spotted a clothes hamper in the corner of the bedroom. He went over and began to sniff at the unwashed garments within. Andy's sweet raccoon scent filled Sly's nostrils. "Mmmmmm. Oh, yeah, baybeee!! That's the smell that gets me in DA MOOD!!", Sly said. Rusty went over to the thief and smacked him on the back of the head. "Stop that, you lunatic!", the fox said.
Andy Clark went to the closet and took out a shirt and a pair of pants. He then got dressed. "Covering up such a sexy body should be a crime.", Veronica said. "How many times must I tell you, woman? I'm taken!", Andy said to the bird. "A girl can dream, can't she?", Veronica then said.
The four of them went out to the living room. They all sat down. Tony was at the computer. Andy's other two friends were nowhere to be seen. "So, what should we do today?", Sly asked of Andy. "We'll go over to the Fifth Street Diner and grab a bite to eat.", Andy said. Murray began to drool. "Stop it!", Sly commanded. "I refuse to eat at that skank's restaurant.", Veronica said.
Fine. We'll go over to Little Caesar's instead.", Andy said. "But that place is soooo filllthy and dirrrrty.", Tony said, doing his best impression of Sly's old friend Bentley. Everybody laughed. "Then, I was thinking we could go over and meet my family.", Andy then said. "And, maybe tonight we could pull a little heist together.", Clark said. "Sounds like a good plan to me.", said Sly.
Andy Clark and his friends pulled into the parking lot of K-Mart, which contained the Little Caesar's pizza restaurant. "This is some high-class eatin.", Rusty said as they entered. As usual, Murray was the first to order. "I'll have 20 pizzas with the works.", the hippo said.
"Damn, dude.", said Chris, who had actually decided to join the gang for this outing. Everyone collected their food, Andy paid, and they went to a table. "So, Sly, did you know your friend Bentley has his own gang now?", Andy asked. "Really?", said Sly. "Yes. Biggest bunch of clowns I've ever seen. The circus never had it that good.", Andy said.
"This place is so ghetto, but the food is awesome.", Sly said as they made their way out. "Yeah.", said Andy. They all piled into Andy's truck and headed toward his boyhood home.
