CHAPTER THREE- Home Again

At last, they returned home. Andy went to the refrigerator and grabbed himself a can of beer. He then flopped down on the couch and turned on the television. He opened his beer and took a drink. "Oh, yeah.", Andy said. "That's the good stuff." "Uh, may I have one?", Sly asked. "You're not old enough.", Andy said. "You sound just like Bentley. Everything we do is illegal, yet I can't have a drink until I reach 21.", Sly then said. "Oh, all right. But just one.", Andy said. "You rule.", Sly said as he dashed out to the kitchen.

Sly grabbed himself a beer and then took and ice cream sandwich out of the freezer. He returned to the living room and sat on the couch next to Andy. "So Bentley wouldn't let you drink?", Andy asked. "No. He was such a stupid bitch. I'm glad he's gone.", Sly said as he took a drink.

Andy took off his shoes and then his shirt. He finished his beer and then fell asleep on the couch. "Andy is quite a guy.", Sly said to Veronica. "He sure is.", Veronica said. "Plus, he's a real tiger in the bedroom.", she added. Sly stared at her blankly. "Oops. Did I say that out loud?", Veronica asked.

"So you and Andy-?", Sly asked. "You bet.", she said. "That was the best day of my life.", Veronica said. "Andy's so charming and cute. He's one in a million.", the blue jay said, caressing the sleeping raccoon. "I am SO horny.", Veronica said. "Hey, Sly. Andy's got that guest bedroom over there. You wouldn't want to-", Veronica said. "Say no more.", Sly said. The two of them retreated to Andy's guest room.

Chris and Jake then started up the video game. "Wait, I thought Cooper only liked that fox cop chick.", Jake said. "I guess he changed his mind.", the hedgehog said. Jake then lit a cigar. Say, you wouldn't happen to have another one of those?", asked Rusty. "Sure do.", said the bear. He then handed a cigar to the fox. "Thanks.", Rusty said as he lit up.