(A Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction)
The Unpredictability of Events
Chapter Two: Kuwabara's Big Mouth
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Hi again! Here is the next post of my story! By the way, I thank everyone who submitted reviews.I loved your feedback San San! Please keep sending more in. I already have two more stories planned so far, so if you are really interested keep checking back. I might also give the reviewers a chance to determine the fate of the characters in the story. But thanks again to everyone! I just couldn't resist making this chapter, about Kuwabara's big mouth. (I hope I don't offend anyone)
(P.S. Keep in mind that in this fanfic, Yukina has no idea Hiei is her brother.)
~~~~~ Disclaimer: I do not by any means own Yu Yu Hakusho, its characters, or anything else that has to do with it. But I wish that I did.
(View: Later that night Yusuke's house was filled with lots of disturbances. The meeting that had at first been set up, to see if the group wanted to drop Kuwabara, now was a mess! Yusuke just didn't want to bring it up in front of everyone and really embarrass Kuwabara; but then again, Kuwabara really goofed up by bringing Keiko, Botan, and Yukina along intentionally.)
(The clock reads seven-fifteen)
(Kuwabara's babbling can be heard in the other room, as the girls help themselves to a few snacks.)
KUWABARA: ---and like I saved the little boy's life, Yukina; and then there was another time when I was lost in the wilderness---and Yukina---so I hung on to survival by constructing a shelter made of---Yukina are you listening to my marvelous feats!
(Yukina is still staring at the corner of the far room. The location where Hiei is leaning against the wall that is.)
(She slowly turns around to face Kuwabara) YUKINA: (softly) Yes, I was.it's just that.I have this weird feeling---- (She is cut off by:)
KUWABARA: Are you ill? You're acting a little funny---here lie down next to me.
(He grabs Yukina's hands without thinking, trying to make sure she's okay.)
You're hands.they're as cold as ice..
BOTAN: Well what do you expect, Kuwabara? Yukina is an ice demon after all!
KUWABARA: Oh sorry, I forgot! (mumbles to himself) She's too pretty to be any kind of demon.
YUKINA: I honestly feel fine.It's just that I wish that guy in the corner would join us.
KUWABARA: You mean shortie.
BOTAN: She means Hiei. HIEI, do you want to come over and join us.
(Hiei at first wants to refuse. But after thinking about it for a few moments.he hesitantly walks over, knowing that a chance to humiliate Kuwabara might be fun.)
(Kurama walks into the room)
KURAMA: Does anyone here want to tell stories.
(A chorus of sures and all-rights emerges)
(Kurama sits down in the circle, soon followed by Yusuke)
HIEI: If it's alright I think I'll be the first to go. So anyway this scary story begins in the dark depths of an abyss in Spirit World.The evil Mikai insects were trying to invade the human world, and the only hope lay on the shoulders of two brave demons.
These demons had to fight the Four Saint Beasts to save this pathetic world.
KUWABARA: Hey Hiei. I think you left some stuff out.Like me and Urameshi.
HIEI: (continuing his story) So as I was saying the fate of the hole world lay on Kurama's and my shoulders.Yusuke was there for backup, but charged recklessly ahead to save Keiko, and Kuwabara, lets just say Kuwabara was unconscious, having not been able to provide any assistance to his own pathetic world!
KUWABARA: Hold it there, shortie! That's not how things happened!
HIEI: And I suppose you can tell a BETTER story!
KUWABARA: Well, yeah sure I can. Prepare yourself for the scariest story yet! Anyway, well, shortie here still sucks HIS THUMB and sleeps with that sword. YUSUKE has stolen a few of KEIKO's UNDIES! And well I, I---I sleep with Mr. Tuckums, my teddy bear holding a picture of YUKINA!!!
HIEI: Those words WERE YOUR LAST!!! (Hiei doesn't care that anyone else is watching. He charges at Kuwarbara, katana sword drawn, and begins to slice and tear through Kuwabara's blue outfit.)
YUSUKE: I can't believe you SAID THAT YOU JERK, YOU ******BEEP******!
DIE NOW!!!
(Yusuke is about to fire his Spirit Gun at Kuwabara's chest. Kuwabara turns and runs. And all of a sudden, Yusuke is hit over the head by Kieiko's purse!!! Yusuke fires anyway, but misses..)
KUWABARA: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HEAD, URAMESHI?!?!?!
(Kuwabara is running around like a maniac, his hair on fire!!!)
HIEI: SERVES YOU RIGHT!
(Yusuke can't stop laughing.)
KUWABARA: (yelling at the top of his lungs!) PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!
YUKINA: Hold still, Kuwabara! I'll put it out!!!
(All of a sudden a sudden icy mist fills the room. When it clears, out steps a very badly beaten, mohawked style Kuwabara.)
(Everyone bursts out laughing, even Yukina!)
KUWABARA: What is it!? Why is EVERYONE LAUGHING!
(He moves over to look in the mirror)
(We hear Kuwabara keep screaming and screaming as the scene fades to black.)
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So this was my next update. How did you like it? Please review!!!
Hint: In the next chapter Yukina has developed a liking for someone else.
The Unpredictability of Events
Chapter Two: Kuwabara's Big Mouth
~~~~~
Hi again! Here is the next post of my story! By the way, I thank everyone who submitted reviews.I loved your feedback San San! Please keep sending more in. I already have two more stories planned so far, so if you are really interested keep checking back. I might also give the reviewers a chance to determine the fate of the characters in the story. But thanks again to everyone! I just couldn't resist making this chapter, about Kuwabara's big mouth. (I hope I don't offend anyone)
(P.S. Keep in mind that in this fanfic, Yukina has no idea Hiei is her brother.)
~~~~~ Disclaimer: I do not by any means own Yu Yu Hakusho, its characters, or anything else that has to do with it. But I wish that I did.
(View: Later that night Yusuke's house was filled with lots of disturbances. The meeting that had at first been set up, to see if the group wanted to drop Kuwabara, now was a mess! Yusuke just didn't want to bring it up in front of everyone and really embarrass Kuwabara; but then again, Kuwabara really goofed up by bringing Keiko, Botan, and Yukina along intentionally.)
(The clock reads seven-fifteen)
(Kuwabara's babbling can be heard in the other room, as the girls help themselves to a few snacks.)
KUWABARA: ---and like I saved the little boy's life, Yukina; and then there was another time when I was lost in the wilderness---and Yukina---so I hung on to survival by constructing a shelter made of---Yukina are you listening to my marvelous feats!
(Yukina is still staring at the corner of the far room. The location where Hiei is leaning against the wall that is.)
(She slowly turns around to face Kuwabara) YUKINA: (softly) Yes, I was.it's just that.I have this weird feeling---- (She is cut off by:)
KUWABARA: Are you ill? You're acting a little funny---here lie down next to me.
(He grabs Yukina's hands without thinking, trying to make sure she's okay.)
You're hands.they're as cold as ice..
BOTAN: Well what do you expect, Kuwabara? Yukina is an ice demon after all!
KUWABARA: Oh sorry, I forgot! (mumbles to himself) She's too pretty to be any kind of demon.
YUKINA: I honestly feel fine.It's just that I wish that guy in the corner would join us.
KUWABARA: You mean shortie.
BOTAN: She means Hiei. HIEI, do you want to come over and join us.
(Hiei at first wants to refuse. But after thinking about it for a few moments.he hesitantly walks over, knowing that a chance to humiliate Kuwabara might be fun.)
(Kurama walks into the room)
KURAMA: Does anyone here want to tell stories.
(A chorus of sures and all-rights emerges)
(Kurama sits down in the circle, soon followed by Yusuke)
HIEI: If it's alright I think I'll be the first to go. So anyway this scary story begins in the dark depths of an abyss in Spirit World.The evil Mikai insects were trying to invade the human world, and the only hope lay on the shoulders of two brave demons.
These demons had to fight the Four Saint Beasts to save this pathetic world.
KUWABARA: Hey Hiei. I think you left some stuff out.Like me and Urameshi.
HIEI: (continuing his story) So as I was saying the fate of the hole world lay on Kurama's and my shoulders.Yusuke was there for backup, but charged recklessly ahead to save Keiko, and Kuwabara, lets just say Kuwabara was unconscious, having not been able to provide any assistance to his own pathetic world!
KUWABARA: Hold it there, shortie! That's not how things happened!
HIEI: And I suppose you can tell a BETTER story!
KUWABARA: Well, yeah sure I can. Prepare yourself for the scariest story yet! Anyway, well, shortie here still sucks HIS THUMB and sleeps with that sword. YUSUKE has stolen a few of KEIKO's UNDIES! And well I, I---I sleep with Mr. Tuckums, my teddy bear holding a picture of YUKINA!!!
HIEI: Those words WERE YOUR LAST!!! (Hiei doesn't care that anyone else is watching. He charges at Kuwarbara, katana sword drawn, and begins to slice and tear through Kuwabara's blue outfit.)
YUSUKE: I can't believe you SAID THAT YOU JERK, YOU ******BEEP******!
DIE NOW!!!
(Yusuke is about to fire his Spirit Gun at Kuwabara's chest. Kuwabara turns and runs. And all of a sudden, Yusuke is hit over the head by Kieiko's purse!!! Yusuke fires anyway, but misses..)
KUWABARA: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HEAD, URAMESHI?!?!?!
(Kuwabara is running around like a maniac, his hair on fire!!!)
HIEI: SERVES YOU RIGHT!
(Yusuke can't stop laughing.)
KUWABARA: (yelling at the top of his lungs!) PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!
YUKINA: Hold still, Kuwabara! I'll put it out!!!
(All of a sudden a sudden icy mist fills the room. When it clears, out steps a very badly beaten, mohawked style Kuwabara.)
(Everyone bursts out laughing, even Yukina!)
KUWABARA: What is it!? Why is EVERYONE LAUGHING!
(He moves over to look in the mirror)
(We hear Kuwabara keep screaming and screaming as the scene fades to black.)
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So this was my next update. How did you like it? Please review!!!
Hint: In the next chapter Yukina has developed a liking for someone else.
