Reviewer time: Okay this is the first time I've gotten to do this. Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I've gotten more reviews for this story than any other story of mine and it's only the 3rd chapter.

I've already written this entire story out. It's completely done. It's only 6 chapters long though. And the chapters are small, about 2 pages each. My next story, whenever I write it, is hopefully going to be longer chapters. I want huge chapters, but those take a while. Anyways, I'm here for the reviewers aren't I?

Xianna:  You don't have to wait! And thanks for my first review on FF.net!

Roxygirl: You have no idea how interesting this gets. I actually thought it was stupid until I re-read the entire story about a week ago. I laughed so hard wondering how I came up with this. Then I decided to post it on a few other sites. I'm glad I did, from all of your reactions.

Leeza: Don't worry. It's all finished. It'll get all posted unless by some freak accident I'm killed or my parents get tired of my laziness and ban me from any and all computers. It wouldn't surprise me, their starting on it already.

Celena: I'm glad you like it. I'm hoping to update every other day or every 3 days as it's turning out to happen.

Shadowgoddess: I hope it's not bad. I wrote this all without an editor or anything. Excuse any stupid errors you might run into. I'm blonde, that's my only excuse. Lol.

Tiff: Thanks. I hope you don't have to wait. My parents are evil though.

Thy-Kim: You remind me of a cheerleader, a good cheerleader! It has a good plot? Good, I was hoping it did. I didn't want people to get bored and be thinking, "Where is the plot? This story has no plot! How boring!" then leave.

Serena Crystal Moon: Whew, that confused me. I reiterate, I'm blonde though. Usually I would take your advice and do something different with the naming, but it would be a hassle to go through the chapters and redo the naming. Thanks for the info though. I plan on doing another switching of bodies that's gunna be longer and involve just about everyone. I'll remember what you said.

Yuki: Yes, the madness! Mwahahaha –cough hack cough wheeze-. Ahem

   (blank) : I loved the SM boxers idea. I couldn't pass it up. Guys look funny in funky boxers.

Altaira Star: Noo!! Not the hamster of doom and coconut raining!! I'll update! I promise! And I hope you can breathe soon or else that would be bad…

The Final Stillness of Saturn: Yes, I loved the period part the most. Guys should experience the pain and figure out why girls are so..well…bitchy. And I'm lactose intolerant myself, it's another bitch. So everything in there, yep it happens. I wanna see Mamo-chan wearing Sesame Street boxers!! There's an idea. I'll have to use that later, lol.

Constant Sparkle: What do you mean by knowing what each other looks like nakkie is strange, gross and all the rest? They do have a kid together in the future. And I crossed the line! Yay! I'm happy about that. It's interesting and makes you review. I'm sorry it disgusted you, but the fact you still read it and gave it a review says it's not that bad. Thanks for your thoughts. It's nice to know what you think and don't hesitate to review more.

Neo Princess Usagi: Wh00t!! –pockets the kiss- Thankies!! I got a kiss! I dunno why I'm so happy…must be the Whoppers! Sugar!!

Okay, I'm done and hyper now! Good thing not all of those comments are fueled by hyperness. Well, on with the story!!

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Chapter 3

MamU had given UsaM different clothes and the horrid green jacket to wear. She had changed (minus the boxers) and was prepared to jog to the drug store and back (AN: Yes, it does work that fast, at least the stomach cramps. It's sucks majorly). She put her hand on the doorknob and heard a beeping noise. Thinking she somehow set off an alarm, she carefully stepped back. MamU was staring fixedly at his groin.

"Why is my crotch beeping?" he asked, wide-eyed.

~Damn, damn, and double damn. There just has to be a youma trying to kill people right now!! Grrr!!~

"Uh, Mamoru, There's something I need to tell you."

He stared at her.

"Well, uh, youseeI'mSailorMoonandtheresayoumaouttherewreckinghavoconTokyosoyouhavetogofightit,butI'lltellyouwhattodo,honest.Youcan'tdoworsethenme.Anddon'ttellthescoutsaboutthis."  (Translation: 'You see, I'm Sailor Moon and there's a youma out there wrecking havoc on Tokyo so you have to go fight it, but I'll tell you what to do, honest. You can't do worse then me. And don't tell the scouts about this.')

*Blink* *Blink*

"Uh…You're Sailor Moon and that's why my crotch is beeping?"

UsaM, who was breathing too heavily to reply, throttled her head back and forth.

"Riiiight…Did you just slip with a beeper or something?"

"Mamoru-baka!! Hentai!!" She threw his own shoe at him. ~I never noticed he had such big feet. That probably hurt. Good!~ "I'm serious. You have to transform, NOW! Hold up the broach and say 'Moon Prism Power!'"

MamU just stared at her, his brain torn in two directions. Both of those directions came to two choices. *Not to do it and possibly destroy Tokyo and not embarrass myself. Or make an ass of myself and possibly see how much of a breeze those skirts give. Plus, it would be interesting to see my body turn into Tuxie and watch her flip.* So it has a lot of positives and negatives.

"The only reason I'm doing this is to see if those odangos mean something." He suddenly knew the truth. *Either that or Odango Atama just likes to copy the style. I don't think so, she looks exactly the same. Exactly the same...I can't believe I never noticed before. Chiba no baka.*

"Moon Prism Power!"

Nothing happened. He glared at UsaM.

"What? You need to use more feeling in it!"

He tried again. "Moon! Prism! Power!" Jewelry tweaked to life and MamU's skirt shortened a few inches. UsaM stomped over to MamU and yanked the locket out of his hand.

"No. Like this, you idiot!" She yelled the words then struck the Sailor Moon pose. In the magnitude of lights and colors stood a very masculine Sailor Moon.

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Sailor Mamo-chan!!! WOO!!! Hehehehehe

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