***Six months later, after Battle City's conclusion, with few
interruptions. And let's just say...the Noa arc never happened and Yami
never got his memory back, kay? And nothing much happened out of ordinary.
I wouldn't have put this here, 'cept my friend talked me into it. Just
mindless fluff. Not my best work.***
Jounochi die-bombed himself into the CEO sitting on the couch. "Hey, Seto!"
"Erm," he mumbled.
"Who's being grumpy?"
"Do I really have to hang out with your friends, Kat?"
Jounochi tailed a bunch of messy kisses on Kaiba's jawline. "Yes, baby." He mock-gasped. "Seto! You're not still up-tight about *loosing* to Yami, now are you?"
Kaiba crossed his arms, refusing to look at his hyper puppy-dog boyfriend. "Does it ever bother me?" he muttered.
"And Marik," he whispered.
Kaiba shot him a look.
He leaned in and whispered, "You won me."
"Excuse me?" Kaiba asked, staring at Jou in disbelief. "What do you mean by that?"
"Let's just say that there was a competition you didn't even know about , over me, the sexy one, with your biggest rival."
Kaiba stared at Jou with a surprised look that melted into a smile. He threw his arm around Jounochi. "Alright, mutt."
"I really wish you'd stick to 'puppy'," Jou muttered.
"Yes, my little dog."
"If you want to have sex with a dog, I'm sure there's plenty who need a home down at the shelter."
"I've already given a home to an adorable little puppy."
"Poor him," Jou muttered, crossing his arms. "Who'd want to put up with *your* stuck-up-ness."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "Come here, Katsuya." He brought Jounochi into a kiss.
"Um, Jou..." Yugi said softly.
Jounochi looked up at Yugi, smiling. "Hey, Yug."
"H-hi, Jounochi, hi...Kaiba."
Kaiba put his hand up in a wave and leaned in to kiss at Jou's neck.
Yugi sat down, followed by Honda and Otogi. Otogi raised his eyebrows at Kaiba and Jounochi. "Aren't we a happy couple?"
Kaiba leaned up and captured Jou's mouth in a kiss. He raised up his hand and flipped Otogi off.
Otogi chuckled, putting his arm around Honda. "Want to go try to get Serenity to go on a date with one of us?"
Jou jumped up and pointed his finger at the two. "You better watch yourselves! That's my SISTER you're talking about!"
"Oh, and what," Otogi mocked, "Kaiba's sister-in-law?"
"Not yet," Kaiba warned.
"Yeah!" Jou burst out. "Not yet! Wait!" He turned to look at Kaiba. "Seto...?" he squeaked.
Kaiba stood up and wrapped his arms around Jou, bringing him close so he was pressed against Jou's back. He whispered, "Calm down, puppy. I have a ring on special order right now."
Everyone gasped. Otogi was the first one to recover. "Wait ta go, Kaiba- man!"
"D-does Mokuba know about this?" Jounochi said weakly, Kaiba holding him up being the only thing keeping him from crashing to the floor.
"He's the one who helped me pick it out," he whispered into his ear.
"But I'm only sixteen!" he burst out.
"Then we'll have a long engagement."
"I'm going to be in a gay wedding..." Jounochi said weakly.
"I think that means you have to choose a best man, Jou," Otogi, motioned his head to Honda and Yugi.
"Uh..." Jou stared at Yugi and Honda. "Best man...?"
"Like, best friend?" Otogi prompted.
Kaiba laughed lightly, "I guess this is the problem with having friends, Kat."
Yugi was quiet through all this. "Excuse me, Kaiba?" he spoke up. It's when they realized it was Yami. "I was wondering where your bathroom was."
"Here, let me show you," Jounochi said softly, leading him down several halls. He spoke up softly, "I'm really sorry, Yami."
"Don't be, Jounochi. I am happy for you. The only thing we could of had would have been..."
"Puppy love?" Jou said softly.
"At best." They were quiet for several minutes, walking down the halls of Kaiba's emense mansion. "You know, Yugi's very sorry, Jou."
"He shouldn't be. I understand why he dated me. I was hurt, yes, but I don't hold it against him. Plus, I think he'd make a MUCH better best man than Honda. Just don't tell him that."
Yami laughed lightly. "Something tells me Honda won't handle responsibility so well."
~~~
By the time Jou and, now, Yugi, made it back to the living room, Kaiba was yelling, "Get these fuck-tards out of my house!"
Jou came in and was shocked to see the two who had been competing over his sister's affection sticking their tongue down each other's throats. "Honda!" Jou burst out.
He broke from Otogi sheepishly. "Um, hey."
Otogi grinned. "Think of it this way, Jounochi. As shocking as it may be to find us making out, imagine how difficult it is to believe that you're going to be a Kaiba someday."
Honda wrapped his arm around Otogi's waist. "And we'll stay out of your sister's pants." He smiled.
"Otogi!" Jounochi burst out. "You're way too sexy to be dating this idiot!"
"Sexier than me?" Kaiba asked, arms crossed.
"Stay out of this, Seto! You *can't* date him, Otogi. He's creepy!"
"God, Jounochi, don't be hating!" Honda pouted.
"There's PLENTY of other guys out there to make out with! Just because me and Kaiba aren't available doesn't mean you should give up!"
Otogi threw his head back, laughing. "I'm not gay, Jounochi. I don't know about Honda here, but it's a nice way to freak you out."
"Could have fooled me," Kaiba muttered. He wrapped his arms around his koi. "I can't believe these buffoons are your 'friends,' Katsuya."
"I can't believe I'm getting married to such a prick."
Yugi smiled at Kaiba. "Take care of him, okay? He's my best friend."
Jounochi poked Kaiba in the face. "Don't worry, Yugi, I'll be taking care of this snob more than he'll be taking care of me." Kaiba leaned in to kiss Jou, but he jumped up. "So we getting pizza or not?"
Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Yes, shall we take the limo?" he asked in a snobbish voice.
"Wow, I would have never believed it," Honda mocked. "Kaiba able to make a joke."
"You better be careful, *thing*, or else I'll be making a coat rack out and you and that hair," he warned.
Yugi just smiled, shaking his head.
Jounochi die-bombed himself into the CEO sitting on the couch. "Hey, Seto!"
"Erm," he mumbled.
"Who's being grumpy?"
"Do I really have to hang out with your friends, Kat?"
Jounochi tailed a bunch of messy kisses on Kaiba's jawline. "Yes, baby." He mock-gasped. "Seto! You're not still up-tight about *loosing* to Yami, now are you?"
Kaiba crossed his arms, refusing to look at his hyper puppy-dog boyfriend. "Does it ever bother me?" he muttered.
"And Marik," he whispered.
Kaiba shot him a look.
He leaned in and whispered, "You won me."
"Excuse me?" Kaiba asked, staring at Jou in disbelief. "What do you mean by that?"
"Let's just say that there was a competition you didn't even know about , over me, the sexy one, with your biggest rival."
Kaiba stared at Jou with a surprised look that melted into a smile. He threw his arm around Jounochi. "Alright, mutt."
"I really wish you'd stick to 'puppy'," Jou muttered.
"Yes, my little dog."
"If you want to have sex with a dog, I'm sure there's plenty who need a home down at the shelter."
"I've already given a home to an adorable little puppy."
"Poor him," Jou muttered, crossing his arms. "Who'd want to put up with *your* stuck-up-ness."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "Come here, Katsuya." He brought Jounochi into a kiss.
"Um, Jou..." Yugi said softly.
Jounochi looked up at Yugi, smiling. "Hey, Yug."
"H-hi, Jounochi, hi...Kaiba."
Kaiba put his hand up in a wave and leaned in to kiss at Jou's neck.
Yugi sat down, followed by Honda and Otogi. Otogi raised his eyebrows at Kaiba and Jounochi. "Aren't we a happy couple?"
Kaiba leaned up and captured Jou's mouth in a kiss. He raised up his hand and flipped Otogi off.
Otogi chuckled, putting his arm around Honda. "Want to go try to get Serenity to go on a date with one of us?"
Jou jumped up and pointed his finger at the two. "You better watch yourselves! That's my SISTER you're talking about!"
"Oh, and what," Otogi mocked, "Kaiba's sister-in-law?"
"Not yet," Kaiba warned.
"Yeah!" Jou burst out. "Not yet! Wait!" He turned to look at Kaiba. "Seto...?" he squeaked.
Kaiba stood up and wrapped his arms around Jou, bringing him close so he was pressed against Jou's back. He whispered, "Calm down, puppy. I have a ring on special order right now."
Everyone gasped. Otogi was the first one to recover. "Wait ta go, Kaiba- man!"
"D-does Mokuba know about this?" Jounochi said weakly, Kaiba holding him up being the only thing keeping him from crashing to the floor.
"He's the one who helped me pick it out," he whispered into his ear.
"But I'm only sixteen!" he burst out.
"Then we'll have a long engagement."
"I'm going to be in a gay wedding..." Jounochi said weakly.
"I think that means you have to choose a best man, Jou," Otogi, motioned his head to Honda and Yugi.
"Uh..." Jou stared at Yugi and Honda. "Best man...?"
"Like, best friend?" Otogi prompted.
Kaiba laughed lightly, "I guess this is the problem with having friends, Kat."
Yugi was quiet through all this. "Excuse me, Kaiba?" he spoke up. It's when they realized it was Yami. "I was wondering where your bathroom was."
"Here, let me show you," Jounochi said softly, leading him down several halls. He spoke up softly, "I'm really sorry, Yami."
"Don't be, Jounochi. I am happy for you. The only thing we could of had would have been..."
"Puppy love?" Jou said softly.
"At best." They were quiet for several minutes, walking down the halls of Kaiba's emense mansion. "You know, Yugi's very sorry, Jou."
"He shouldn't be. I understand why he dated me. I was hurt, yes, but I don't hold it against him. Plus, I think he'd make a MUCH better best man than Honda. Just don't tell him that."
Yami laughed lightly. "Something tells me Honda won't handle responsibility so well."
~~~
By the time Jou and, now, Yugi, made it back to the living room, Kaiba was yelling, "Get these fuck-tards out of my house!"
Jou came in and was shocked to see the two who had been competing over his sister's affection sticking their tongue down each other's throats. "Honda!" Jou burst out.
He broke from Otogi sheepishly. "Um, hey."
Otogi grinned. "Think of it this way, Jounochi. As shocking as it may be to find us making out, imagine how difficult it is to believe that you're going to be a Kaiba someday."
Honda wrapped his arm around Otogi's waist. "And we'll stay out of your sister's pants." He smiled.
"Otogi!" Jounochi burst out. "You're way too sexy to be dating this idiot!"
"Sexier than me?" Kaiba asked, arms crossed.
"Stay out of this, Seto! You *can't* date him, Otogi. He's creepy!"
"God, Jounochi, don't be hating!" Honda pouted.
"There's PLENTY of other guys out there to make out with! Just because me and Kaiba aren't available doesn't mean you should give up!"
Otogi threw his head back, laughing. "I'm not gay, Jounochi. I don't know about Honda here, but it's a nice way to freak you out."
"Could have fooled me," Kaiba muttered. He wrapped his arms around his koi. "I can't believe these buffoons are your 'friends,' Katsuya."
"I can't believe I'm getting married to such a prick."
Yugi smiled at Kaiba. "Take care of him, okay? He's my best friend."
Jounochi poked Kaiba in the face. "Don't worry, Yugi, I'll be taking care of this snob more than he'll be taking care of me." Kaiba leaned in to kiss Jou, but he jumped up. "So we getting pizza or not?"
Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Yes, shall we take the limo?" he asked in a snobbish voice.
"Wow, I would have never believed it," Honda mocked. "Kaiba able to make a joke."
"You better be careful, *thing*, or else I'll be making a coat rack out and you and that hair," he warned.
Yugi just smiled, shaking his head.
