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Nappa's Love

Chapter 7

I sighed.

Why do these have to be so boring?

We were in Freeza's palace, the day after the whole thorns-in-my-butt-and- delivering-letters thing.

My behind still ached at the thought.

The things I do for Nappa.

I deserve a Vegeta-day or something.

Everyone has some kind of celebration next to his birthday except for me.

Life is SO unfair.

Raddits has doctors day, Nappa has hordar (carriers) day, but what do I have?

A big whop, that's what! And I'm a prince too!

A ship landed and two soldiers stepped out.

They were the 'forwards', their job was to check out the port before the mother ship landed.

That would mean, I have just enough time to pull it off.

You ask what?

You'll see.

This is going to be hilarious! (At least for me)

I sneaked into the halls and started creeping towards the throne room.

Since I spent even more time here then Freeza himself, I new the way around by heart.

I love playing spy.

I know it's childish, but I can't help it! It's so much fun!

Two big macho guards stood at the door.

Circa and Squere.

Perfect.

The two most idiotic soldiers on Planet Cold.

You are making this too easy, Freeza.

I walked to the guards, putting my innocent-little-kid mask on.

Big eyes + little smile + hands behind back = innocent look

Well, you have to throwin a few moves too, but that's no problem for a good actor like ME.

Oh yeah.

The guards in front of Freeza's room where specially trained, they were famous for not even blinking.

I heard they were going to throw in a 'preparing-for-the-brats-tricks' training too.

Cool. I'm famous.

"Who-hoo! Circa! Look at me I got a new guard, see?"

He didn't even blink, just kept on staring straight forward.

Which was straight over my head by at least a concube. (I was half a concube)

'

Depressing thought.

"Hey Circa, do you know you are the weakest of the weakest? You couldn't even beat an old lady! You are pathetic!"

He didn't even flinch.

Fine then! On to plan b!

More fun for me.



Oh-oh. What is Veggie up to now? What will happen to the poor guard?