Blooper Break

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Pippin: I don't believe it

Merry: its

All hobbits: Las Vegas

Pippin: No, dumbass, Rivendell!
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Merry: Where? Where now, now that the shire is gone?

Pippin: *thinks* (in the road to Eldarado way) CUBA
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Pippin: I wish we had some mushrooms right about now

Merry: Mushrooms? Steaks more like it!
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Merry: Where are all the elves?

Pippin: They're not here

Elrond: yes we are

Merry: I wonder what happened *ignores the fact Elrond is standing beside him*

Pippin: there not here at all, it's deserted

Elrond: yo I'm right here! *stamps feet, waves hand in front of the two hobbits faces*

Merry: well if there not here what are we suppose to do?

Elrond: oh I give up *storms off*

Pippin: *chuckling* do you think Elrond's mad?

Merry: who?

Pippin: O.o
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"you help people remember that!" Arwen Chocked Merry then held a gun to his head. "REMEMBER!!!!!" then dies

Merry: O.O *gulps* dats fine
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Aragorn: ARWEN *starts going on a rampage* ARWEN *kicks the hobbits out the window*

Villiager: looks like another one of the kings tempertantrumes

Aragorn: *continues to throw the entire fellowship out of the window*
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Legolas: Lament for Arwen

Merry: what are they saying?

Legolas: I can not tell for me the grief is still yet to near

Frodo: hey didn't you say that about Gandalf?

Legolas: *looks around* (innocently) No *runs off leaving a trail of dust behind him*
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Merry: Aragorn? Aragorn! *looking around garden*

Arwen: *gargling water from the birdbath* Who?

Merry: What are you doing?

Arwen: *looks around innocently, then takes off in Legolas fashion*

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Pippin: "Kilikai Riscol, the fairest and most beautiful woman in all of Middle Earth, I would be honoured if you would be my wife forever until the end."

Kilikai: *was unmoved, as if she had expected it, then took his other hand* your kidding right

Pippin: *looks ashamed* no I wasn't