Without me: Tidus's version

"Tidus Trice/Name No Gimmicks..."

Tidus
2 zanarkand girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the
outside.
2 Zanarkand girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the
outside.
Girls
OOh
Tidus
Guess who's back, back again, Tidus's back, tell a fiend. Guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back.

I've created a moster, cause nobody wants to see yuna no more they want
Tidus I'm chopped liver,
Well if you want Tidus, this is what I'll give ya,
a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor.
Some sake that'll jump by heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked on
the calm lands by Yuna when I'm not co-operating, when I'm fucking wakka
while she's operating. You waited 2 years now stop debating cuz I'm back,
I'm on the ground and dying. I know you got a job Ms. Lulu, but your
moogle's heart problems are complicating. So the FFX won't let me be, or
let me be me, so let me see. They try to shut me down on Zanarkand but it
feel's so empty without me! So come on and dip, swords on your hips and
fuck that, blood on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this
shits about to get heavy. I just settled all my lawsuits fuck you Yuna!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me/ cuz we need a
little battling fiend, cuz it feels so empty without me!
Little Maestors, kids feeling rebellious. Embarrassed, their parents still
listen to Yevon. They start feeling prisoners helpless 'til someone comes
along on a journey and yells "bitch". A machina-chine, machina scary, could
start a revolution, pollutin all yevon, a rebel. So let me just revel in
sake, in the fact that I got Yuna kissing my ass, it's a disaster such a
catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass, you ask for me? Well I'm
back (tidus theme/sound) fix your bent katana, sharp'n it and then I'm
gonna/ fight it up under its skin like a splinter. The center of attention
back for the calming. I'm a damn dream, the best thing since machina-chine.
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting. Testing: "attention please" feel
the tension as someone mentions me, here's my ten gils, my 2 gils is free,
a sending, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me/ cuz we need a
little battling fiend, cuz it feels so empty without me!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me/ cuz we need a
little battling fiend, cuz it feels so empty without me!

A tit-a tit it, I'll go tit for tat with masters who's talking this and
that shit. Lady Yuna you can get your ass kicked, worse than them little
Limp blitzer bastards, and Seymour you can get stumped by a holy, you
thirty six year old blue headed fag flare me. You don't know me, your too
old let go it's over, nobody listens to guado's now lets go, give me the
signal and I'll be there with a whole list of new insults, I've been dope,
suspenseful with an aeon ever since Zaon turned himself into a statue. But
sometimes this shit just seems, everybody wants to discuss me, so this must
mean I'm disgusting, buts its just me I'm just a dream. Though I'm not the
first kind of controversy, I am the worst thing since my old man in Abes,
to do black blitzball so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy (hey)
there's a concept that works. 20 million guardians emerge, but no matter
how many fish in the sea, it's be so empty without me!

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Well that was it folks, hope you found that entertaining