A.N.: If any of you speak Hungarian out there, you might have even more laughs than others. ^wink wink^

Nappa's Love

Chapter 12

"Vegeta?" it was Califan's voice.

In my blurred vision I saw the doctor and the two saiyans come towards me.

"Vegeta, what wrong with you?" Raddits asked.

I tripped a little in my own legs, but regained 'balance'.

"What do you mean ^hic^ what's wrong with me? I'm perfectly ^hic^ fine!"

What was their problem? I was happy for once!

"Oh my Guldo, I think he is drunk!"

What the heck was ^hic^ Nappa talking about?

"You think?"

"Yeah look at the bottle in his hand."

I began to stumble towards the doorway in the meanwhile.

"Hey, get back here!" (Raddits)

I was in the hallway.

Slowly, tripping on my way after every second step, I made my way into the cafeteria.

Where all the soldiers were.

I began to sing on the way.

"Egyszer voltam ^hic^ nálatok Leszakatt az ágyatok! Ripegett, ropogott ^hic^ Bolhatetü potyogott!"

I laughed at my little song. Mainly, it would go something like this:

I was once ^hic^ at yours I broke all your bed boards! It cricked and cracked ^hic^ Fleas uh, (man, I suck at translating!) fell?

Fine, I can't translate it so it rhymes! What do you expect from me?

And talking about expecting, I never thought I could get that silly.

All the soldiers stared at me, like I was insane.

My 'singing' could be heard throughout the palace.

I hoped on the table and began to sing a song I learned from Mister Becuca. (Friend on Vegetasei)

"Lassan haza döcögök! Hic Jaj! Út közben nagyokat pisárgán virágzik a tök! Hic Jaj!"

Jaj = something like 'oh boy!'

I won't translate this one.

It's too, umm, never mind.

So anyway, imagine me, singing in the cafeteria of Freeza's palace, my worst enemy, with all the people that loathe me watching. Plus I was dancing.

Pretty embarrassing.

"What are you doing brat?" (Freeza)

Uh oh.

"What does it look like? Hic!"

"How dare you talk to me like that!"

There, that's the place. The place where I lost it. When my brain was no longer in control.

"Oh, so you think just because you are bigger ^hic^, you are better, ay? Well I'll show you! Hic!"

I put my two little fists up in front of my face, circling with them.

The icien smirked.

"Well? Hic! You too scared to ^hic^ pick on the little guy? Hic! Coward! Hic!"

Yep. Defiantly lost it.

"Why you!"

The next thing I saw through my hazy vision was Freeza charging at me.

^Giggles^ Hic! I think I got this right. ^Chuckles^ any of you want a real translation of the second song I'll gladly e-mail it to you. Just don't forget to give me your e-mail address. It would be kind of hard to do so without it.