And Baby Makes Four Part 2
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"Well, Wanda," the doctor fairy said with a smile, "congratulations."
"What is it?" Cosmo exclaimed. "Is she having a girl or a boy? Or twins?? Or triplets?? Or.....um....four??"
"Quadruplets," Wanda supplied.
"Gasundheit," Cosmo said with a cheery grin.
"There's only one," the doctor said. "And it's going to be a girl." He smiled.
"Whooo......." Cosmo muttered, fainting.
"Nurse?" the doctor called into the hallway.
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After much deliberation and a big headache for Wanda, Cosmo's mother, Momma- Cosma (which is a little redundant), bought the couple a house. It was settled on a cozy street called Wishing Lane, among a dozen or so more houses.
Unfortunately for him, Cosmo had had to move all of the furniture in by himself. Wanda was in no condition to move anything and Momma-Cosma refused to do anything that directly helped Wanda.
But, finally, both of them were relaxing on their new couch in their new home watching their new TV.
"Cosmo, get me some ice cream!" Wanda whined, her stomach bigger than she or her husband thought possible. She was around three months along, but it only took four months for fairies to give birth. As Wanda's baby grew, so did her irritability, hers and Cosmo's exhaustion, and her appetite. "And could you stick some pickles on the side? That sounds wonderful...." She sighed, as though the mere thought could satiate her hunger.
"Sure thing, lamb chop," he replied with an affectionate nickname. He flew into their pink and green tiled kitchen and went over to the freezer to pick up the ice cream.
Back in the living room, Wanda sat as comfortable as possible, flipping through the channels on TV. She stopped on one in particular that was playing an old romance movie.
"But you don't love me anymore!" a young woman was saying, as she grasped onto a man, crying. "Not since you found out about the baby! You're afraid of commitment and not being able to support us!"
"But Donna-" he began.
"But nothing, Carlos! You're only going to end up hurting us both! Please, let's not argue!" she exclaimed.
"Fine, have it your way!" he shouted. "I'm leaving you and your baby!" He walked toward the door.
"Carlos, nooooooo!!!!"
"We'll be back to the incredibly overdramatic late show in just a moment," the announcer said.
Wanda's eyes had grown large. She glared over at the kitchen where Cosmo was making a smiley face in her ice cream with pickles.
"He wouldn't dare," she whispered, psychopathically.
Cosmo flew back into the living room with her ice cream and pickles. "All done!" he exclaimed, handing her the bowl. "And I made is special, just for you!"
"It's poison, isn't it?" Wanda seethed.
"Um.....no?"
"You don't care about me or the baby!!" she exclaimed.
"I---"
"Not another word! I don't want to argue with you!"
"Oh-kay....."
"Don't leave me!!"
"But, Wanda!!"
"Carlos!!!"
"Carlos?" Cosmo wondered, jealously. "You always go after the Spanish fairies!!!" He cried.
Wanda blinked. "Oh.....um....lost myself there." She felt a straining sensation in her stomach.
"I mean, as if Juandissimo wasn't enough!"
"Ahhhh......" Wanda clenched her teeth as the pain flared up.
"Now this Carlos person...."
"Cosmo!!" she wailed.
"What?" he demanded.
"I think the baby is ready to come out!" she shrieked.
"Oh, no!!" Cosmo cried.
"I know! We've got to get to the hospital immediately!" she declared.
"No," he shook his head, "I mean, we never finished those Father-Mother- Baby classes....."
"Just get me to a doctor!!!" she yelled.
Cosmo changed into a doctor's lab coat. "I'll be the doctor! Dr. Cosmo, please report to surgery!"
"No!! I want real doctors and a real hospital and real morphine!!" she shouted.
"Oh, right." He changed back into his normal clothes. "TO THE HOSPITAL!!!"
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NoV: Whatcha think? Tell me where I need to improve!! ^_^_^_^ And, if anyone's interested, I've got some Cosmo-Wanda fanart to share! Thanx for reading!! ^_^
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"Well, Wanda," the doctor fairy said with a smile, "congratulations."
"What is it?" Cosmo exclaimed. "Is she having a girl or a boy? Or twins?? Or triplets?? Or.....um....four??"
"Quadruplets," Wanda supplied.
"Gasundheit," Cosmo said with a cheery grin.
"There's only one," the doctor said. "And it's going to be a girl." He smiled.
"Whooo......." Cosmo muttered, fainting.
"Nurse?" the doctor called into the hallway.
**
After much deliberation and a big headache for Wanda, Cosmo's mother, Momma- Cosma (which is a little redundant), bought the couple a house. It was settled on a cozy street called Wishing Lane, among a dozen or so more houses.
Unfortunately for him, Cosmo had had to move all of the furniture in by himself. Wanda was in no condition to move anything and Momma-Cosma refused to do anything that directly helped Wanda.
But, finally, both of them were relaxing on their new couch in their new home watching their new TV.
"Cosmo, get me some ice cream!" Wanda whined, her stomach bigger than she or her husband thought possible. She was around three months along, but it only took four months for fairies to give birth. As Wanda's baby grew, so did her irritability, hers and Cosmo's exhaustion, and her appetite. "And could you stick some pickles on the side? That sounds wonderful...." She sighed, as though the mere thought could satiate her hunger.
"Sure thing, lamb chop," he replied with an affectionate nickname. He flew into their pink and green tiled kitchen and went over to the freezer to pick up the ice cream.
Back in the living room, Wanda sat as comfortable as possible, flipping through the channels on TV. She stopped on one in particular that was playing an old romance movie.
"But you don't love me anymore!" a young woman was saying, as she grasped onto a man, crying. "Not since you found out about the baby! You're afraid of commitment and not being able to support us!"
"But Donna-" he began.
"But nothing, Carlos! You're only going to end up hurting us both! Please, let's not argue!" she exclaimed.
"Fine, have it your way!" he shouted. "I'm leaving you and your baby!" He walked toward the door.
"Carlos, nooooooo!!!!"
"We'll be back to the incredibly overdramatic late show in just a moment," the announcer said.
Wanda's eyes had grown large. She glared over at the kitchen where Cosmo was making a smiley face in her ice cream with pickles.
"He wouldn't dare," she whispered, psychopathically.
Cosmo flew back into the living room with her ice cream and pickles. "All done!" he exclaimed, handing her the bowl. "And I made is special, just for you!"
"It's poison, isn't it?" Wanda seethed.
"Um.....no?"
"You don't care about me or the baby!!" she exclaimed.
"I---"
"Not another word! I don't want to argue with you!"
"Oh-kay....."
"Don't leave me!!"
"But, Wanda!!"
"Carlos!!!"
"Carlos?" Cosmo wondered, jealously. "You always go after the Spanish fairies!!!" He cried.
Wanda blinked. "Oh.....um....lost myself there." She felt a straining sensation in her stomach.
"I mean, as if Juandissimo wasn't enough!"
"Ahhhh......" Wanda clenched her teeth as the pain flared up.
"Now this Carlos person...."
"Cosmo!!" she wailed.
"What?" he demanded.
"I think the baby is ready to come out!" she shrieked.
"Oh, no!!" Cosmo cried.
"I know! We've got to get to the hospital immediately!" she declared.
"No," he shook his head, "I mean, we never finished those Father-Mother- Baby classes....."
"Just get me to a doctor!!!" she yelled.
Cosmo changed into a doctor's lab coat. "I'll be the doctor! Dr. Cosmo, please report to surgery!"
"No!! I want real doctors and a real hospital and real morphine!!" she shouted.
"Oh, right." He changed back into his normal clothes. "TO THE HOSPITAL!!!"
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NoV: Whatcha think? Tell me where I need to improve!! ^_^_^_^ And, if anyone's interested, I've got some Cosmo-Wanda fanart to share! Thanx for reading!! ^_^
