Cosmo and Wanda arrived at the hospital, where a nurse immediately brought
Wanda a wheelchair. Wanda slowly sat down in it, holding her balloon-shaped
stomach. She was wheeled into a large hospital room in the maternity ward.
"Here you go," a nurse said to Cosmo, handing him a set of scrubs. "Why don't you make a video of this to watch in the future?" she suggested.
Cosmo smiled, ecstatically, poofing a video camera from nowhere. "Yay!! I've always wanted to be a film-maker!!"
"Follow me," the nurse, a fairy with dark brown hair and a white bow, said. "We'll go and see the miracle of birth first-hand." She drew closer to Cosmo, and whispered, "It's my first time too."
"First time for what?" Cosmo asked, stupidly. He suddenly gasped. "You mean you're having a baby too??"
"No!" she exclaimed, laughing. "It's my first time to witness a birth."
"WoooooOOOOooooOOOoooow," he mused. "I like cheese very much."
She sweatdropped. "Why don't we go see how Wanda is doing....."
**
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Wanda screamed. "Where's the morphine??? Where's my epidural?? I want large amounts of pain medicine pumping THROUGH MY VEINS!!!"
"Don't worry, muffin," Cosmo said, patting her on the head. "It'll all be over in about six or eight hours."
Wanda grabbed him by his collar. "YOU...." she seethed. "This is all YOUR fault!!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"
Cosmo poofed to a safer place behind a chair. "Someone save me from my irritable, in-labor wife!!!" he cried, filming himself.
"Now, everyone needs to calm down," the doctor said, assuringly. "We'll all feel much better once we-"
"Have drugs to make the pain go away!!!" Wanda yelled at him.
"Well," he contemplated, "I guess you do need a shot of something....."
Everyone in the room sweatdropped.
"Why do I have to be stuck with the idiot doctor?" Wanda asked herself, stressing the word 'I.' "I would have been better off with Cosmo for a doctor......"
Cosmo poofed beside her in a doctor's outfit. "I can do it! I'm ready!"
Wanda grimaced. "Say, erm.....why don't you go get Timmy? I'm sure HE wants to see the new baby...."
"Yeah!" he exclaimed. "I'll go get Timmy, and-wait, who's Timmy?" he wondered, stupidly.
"The boy with the silly pink hat," Wanda offered. Cosmo gave no reaction. "We were his godparents for a very long time? He was our most recent godchild?" She sighed and poofed a piece of paper into her hand. "Here's the directions. Don't get lost."
**
Ten minutes later.....
"Hi! Are you Timmy?" Cosmo asked. He was standing in front of a large glacier in the middle of the Antarctic Sea. "Hello?" He knocked on the glacier. "Can Timmy come out and play?"
**
"Push!!" the doctor instructed. "One more push and we'll have it!! Push for all you're worth!!"
Wanda clenched her fists in pain. The lights around her, brightly lit, seemed to intensify the pain. She felt as if she were going to break in half.
And, then, all of a sudden she stopped. She stopped because she heard the ear-piercing, beautiful sound of a baby crying.
The doctor smiled, holding the newborn bundle, wrapping it in a pink blanket. "It's a girl," he said, in congratulations. He lowered the baby to Wanda's open arms.
Wanda grinned, tiredly at the baby. She lifted the part of the blanket covering her head to reveal fuzzy green hair and pink eyes. The baby stuck out her tongue and blinked at her mother.
Cosmo suddenly poofed into the room, along with Timmy. "Wanda! Look! I found Timmy! And I only got lost for an hour!" he exclaimed, proudly.
"Look what I found," Wanda said, softly, indicating her baby.
"A monkey??" Cosmo squeaked. "Where??? I want the monkey!!"
Timmy rolled his eyes. "What's her name?" he asked, leaning next to the hospital bed.
"I know!" Cosmo shrieked. "I went to the circus one time and there was a monkey named Mr. Bobo!! We should name him that!!"
Wanda rolled her eyes. "For one thing, she's a girl. And, for another thing, she's not a monkey!!"
Cosmo poofed the baby into his arms. "She's got my big toes!!"
"No poofing the baby!!!" Wanda cried.
"Awwwww," Cosmo mused, with an adoring look on his face. "She's sooo bee-u- tee-ful."
"We should name her something that will let everyone know how beautiful she is," Wanda said, decidedly. "Like.....Aphrodite."
"Yeah, and, we can call her Afro for short!" Cosmo exclaimed.
Wanda facefaulted. "No, we can't."
"YOU like being called Afro, don't you?" he asked Aphrodite.
She cooed and grabbed his wand, waving it around.
"Hey, waitaminute!" Cosmo said, trying to get his wand back. "Daddy needs his wand.....before you kill me, please....."
Aphrodite giggled and whacked Cosmo with the wand.
"Ow!" he cried.
"This is going to be the start of a wonderful relationship," Timmy said to Wanda.
**
NoV: Yay! ^_^ I'm sorry it took me so long.....but, I'm always being bothered with favors and such......but, nevertheless.....anybody want a fanpic of Aphrodite? I love lil Afro! YAY!
"Here you go," a nurse said to Cosmo, handing him a set of scrubs. "Why don't you make a video of this to watch in the future?" she suggested.
Cosmo smiled, ecstatically, poofing a video camera from nowhere. "Yay!! I've always wanted to be a film-maker!!"
"Follow me," the nurse, a fairy with dark brown hair and a white bow, said. "We'll go and see the miracle of birth first-hand." She drew closer to Cosmo, and whispered, "It's my first time too."
"First time for what?" Cosmo asked, stupidly. He suddenly gasped. "You mean you're having a baby too??"
"No!" she exclaimed, laughing. "It's my first time to witness a birth."
"WoooooOOOOooooOOOoooow," he mused. "I like cheese very much."
She sweatdropped. "Why don't we go see how Wanda is doing....."
**
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Wanda screamed. "Where's the morphine??? Where's my epidural?? I want large amounts of pain medicine pumping THROUGH MY VEINS!!!"
"Don't worry, muffin," Cosmo said, patting her on the head. "It'll all be over in about six or eight hours."
Wanda grabbed him by his collar. "YOU...." she seethed. "This is all YOUR fault!!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"
Cosmo poofed to a safer place behind a chair. "Someone save me from my irritable, in-labor wife!!!" he cried, filming himself.
"Now, everyone needs to calm down," the doctor said, assuringly. "We'll all feel much better once we-"
"Have drugs to make the pain go away!!!" Wanda yelled at him.
"Well," he contemplated, "I guess you do need a shot of something....."
Everyone in the room sweatdropped.
"Why do I have to be stuck with the idiot doctor?" Wanda asked herself, stressing the word 'I.' "I would have been better off with Cosmo for a doctor......"
Cosmo poofed beside her in a doctor's outfit. "I can do it! I'm ready!"
Wanda grimaced. "Say, erm.....why don't you go get Timmy? I'm sure HE wants to see the new baby...."
"Yeah!" he exclaimed. "I'll go get Timmy, and-wait, who's Timmy?" he wondered, stupidly.
"The boy with the silly pink hat," Wanda offered. Cosmo gave no reaction. "We were his godparents for a very long time? He was our most recent godchild?" She sighed and poofed a piece of paper into her hand. "Here's the directions. Don't get lost."
**
Ten minutes later.....
"Hi! Are you Timmy?" Cosmo asked. He was standing in front of a large glacier in the middle of the Antarctic Sea. "Hello?" He knocked on the glacier. "Can Timmy come out and play?"
**
"Push!!" the doctor instructed. "One more push and we'll have it!! Push for all you're worth!!"
Wanda clenched her fists in pain. The lights around her, brightly lit, seemed to intensify the pain. She felt as if she were going to break in half.
And, then, all of a sudden she stopped. She stopped because she heard the ear-piercing, beautiful sound of a baby crying.
The doctor smiled, holding the newborn bundle, wrapping it in a pink blanket. "It's a girl," he said, in congratulations. He lowered the baby to Wanda's open arms.
Wanda grinned, tiredly at the baby. She lifted the part of the blanket covering her head to reveal fuzzy green hair and pink eyes. The baby stuck out her tongue and blinked at her mother.
Cosmo suddenly poofed into the room, along with Timmy. "Wanda! Look! I found Timmy! And I only got lost for an hour!" he exclaimed, proudly.
"Look what I found," Wanda said, softly, indicating her baby.
"A monkey??" Cosmo squeaked. "Where??? I want the monkey!!"
Timmy rolled his eyes. "What's her name?" he asked, leaning next to the hospital bed.
"I know!" Cosmo shrieked. "I went to the circus one time and there was a monkey named Mr. Bobo!! We should name him that!!"
Wanda rolled her eyes. "For one thing, she's a girl. And, for another thing, she's not a monkey!!"
Cosmo poofed the baby into his arms. "She's got my big toes!!"
"No poofing the baby!!!" Wanda cried.
"Awwwww," Cosmo mused, with an adoring look on his face. "She's sooo bee-u- tee-ful."
"We should name her something that will let everyone know how beautiful she is," Wanda said, decidedly. "Like.....Aphrodite."
"Yeah, and, we can call her Afro for short!" Cosmo exclaimed.
Wanda facefaulted. "No, we can't."
"YOU like being called Afro, don't you?" he asked Aphrodite.
She cooed and grabbed his wand, waving it around.
"Hey, waitaminute!" Cosmo said, trying to get his wand back. "Daddy needs his wand.....before you kill me, please....."
Aphrodite giggled and whacked Cosmo with the wand.
"Ow!" he cried.
"This is going to be the start of a wonderful relationship," Timmy said to Wanda.
**
NoV: Yay! ^_^ I'm sorry it took me so long.....but, I'm always being bothered with favors and such......but, nevertheless.....anybody want a fanpic of Aphrodite? I love lil Afro! YAY!
