Baby Makes Four Part 5

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NoV: Welcome back. ^_^ My guy and I have been having problems and that's why there was such a late update. ^_^0

Wanda: Yeah, you can go on forever about your problems, but they can never amount to mine. (tries to get baby Afro to eat strained carrots while Aphrodite throws it all over her)

NoV: Want me to take her a while?

Wanda: Oh, it's not Aphrodite. She's nothing compared to the headache I get from him. (points to Cosmo)

Cosmo: (is wearing a lamp shade on his head) Look at me!! I'm a milkman!!

NoV: And, with that said, let's start part 5!!

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Timmy looked at Cosmo, slightly amazed, and yet slightly afraid. "What joyous and fun thing do you have planned for us to do?"

"Uhhhhh......" Cosmo looked around, confused. "Oh, yeah! We're going to go shopping for baby stuff!!!"

"How are we gonna do that?" Timmy wondered. "You're a fairy!"

"That's why I brought a disguise!!!"

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Cosmo and Timmy walked through the mall on their way to the Babies R Us store. Timmy sighed and looked at Cosmo. Cosmo had disguised himself as Timmy's twin, so it was basically like looking in a mirror with a big, stupid grin on its face.

"Cosmo," the boy said, putting a hand over his face, "what happens if we run into someone we know.....like Chester and A.J.?? Or my mom and dad?? How will we explain who you are?"

"Um.....the internet?" Cosmo suggested.

"So, if what you're saying is right, you're the internet now?" Timmy asked, sweatdropping.

".....yeah!! Now, let's go buy overpriced fluffy pink and green toys!!!!"

Timmy sighed again and prayed that they wouldn't run into anyone.

Unfortunately, just as they went around the corner, they ran right into Mr. Crocker, his arms loaded up with mechanical equipment.

"Hmm....." Mr. Crocker said skeptically as he looked from one Timmy to the next. "Turner.....since when do you have a twin?"

"Uhhhh....." Timmy panicked and looked around for an answer.

"I'm the internet!" Cosmo exclaimed, oblivious to the situation.

"Yeah.....that's right!" Timmy said. "He's a hologram of me that I downloaded from the internet!"

"Really?" Mr. Crocker wondered, raising an eyebrow. He leaned toward Cosmo, suspiciously and then stood up, shrugging. He went about his way through the mall.

Timmy wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. "Phew! That was close...."

"Hey, Timmy, look!" Cosmo shouted, pointing to a store directly in front of them that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. "It's the baby store!!!"

Timmy stared at the small building called "Babies and Such." He turned to Cosmo. "I thought we were going to Babies R' Us. I've never even heard of this store before."

"Yeah, but since we're already here....." the fairy began, "let's go in and buy overpriced fluffy green and pink baby stuff!!!" He raced off into the store.

The pink hatted boy rolled his eyes and reluctantly followed his fairy into the store. Cosmo was already beginning to fill his arms with squeaky, fluffy, pink, green, and very overpriced toys and clothes.

"Lil Afro needs a little green hat! And she needs a little pink soccer ball!" Cosmo exclaimed, going from aisle to aisle, with Timmy frantically trying to catch up to him.

"Cosmo!!" Timmy yelled, grabbing Cosmo, who still looked identical to him. He pulled him back down to the floor by his foot. "You can't fly if you're supposed to be a human, remember?"

"Um.....oh, yeah!" Cosmo floated beside Timmy, and then fell on his bottom. "We're ready for anything now!!"

"Dude.....you're twins?" a familiar voice wondered from a few feet away.

Timmy grimaced and looked up to see his two best friends, Chester and A.J.

"Um.....guys....." he said, trying to think of a loophole. "What are you doing here?"

"They're having a sale," A.J. informed him.

"Yeah!" Chester pitched in. "On baby lard! And who can resist a good lard sale??"

"Umm.....not me," Timmy replied. "That's why I brought my cousin....err....Jimmy with me!"

"Your cousin looks a lot like you," A.J. mentioned, somewhat apprehensively. "I've heard of cases like this. Identical cousins, or identical nieces and nephews even! It's quite a medical mystery."

"Well, see ya later, Timmy!" Chester exclaimed, as he and A.J. walked away, waving.

Timmy facefaulted. "This is way too easy."

"And so are pelicans!!" Cosmo cried.

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Once Cosmo had filled up fourteen shopping carts with baby toys and clothes, not to mention three cribs, four high chairs, and sixteen cases of baby food, he and Timmy walked over to the check-out line.

The cashier sighed when she saw all of the carts they had. She began to slowly and silently ring everything up.

"Where are you gonna get the money to pay for all of this anyway?" Timmy asked, warily.

Cosmo poofed a small, plastic card from nowhere and flashed it towards Timmy. "I've got it all taken care of!"

Timmy gasped when he saw the name on the credit card. "Hey! That's my dad's! Where did you get that??"

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Dad stood in the bathroom, taking a shower. "Lalalalalalalaa!!" he sang in a slightly girly voice. "Whoops! Dropped the soap!....oops! I dropped the loofa! ....uh-oh!! There go my car keys!.....and there goes my turtle! And my water moccasin!.....waitaminute.....aaaahhh!!!"

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"Ummm.....somewhere?" Cosmo responded, looking around, innocently.

"You can't use my dad's credit card to buy all this stuff!" Timmy shouted.

"But, Timmy!!" he grabbed the boy by the shoulders. "She's my baby! My pride and joy! The apple of my eye! My sun and my moon!! The cheese on my cheeseburger!!! Without the cheese it wouldn't be a cheeseburger anymore!!!!"

Timmy sighed, thinking of what consequences this could possibly bring. "Fine. Use it," he finally said.

"Yay!!" Cosmo exclaimed, handing the card to the cashier, who swiped it, and then handed it back to him. "I can keep it, right??"

Timmy snatched the card from his hand. "Wrong." He looked around at the 60- something plastic bags scattered around. "How in the world are we supposed to get all this to the hospital??"

"That one's easy!!" Cosmo yelled, raising his wand.

The next thing he knew, Timmy was back in the hospital, in Wanda's room. He looked at Cosmo, who was back in his normal form.

"Told you it was an easy one!" he said, gloating.

"Yeah, yeah," Timmy grumbled. "So, Wanda......" He turned to Wanda, only to see that her face was red and puffy, and she had tears running from her eyes. "What happened??"

"Wanda??" Cosmo shrieked, his eyes growing wide. "What happened to your face?? Why is it red?? Did you get sunburned??"

Wanda blew her nose on a tissue and turned to the two gaping at her. "It's terrible! Just terrible!"

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NoV: Dramatic, aren't I?

Wanda: Indeed.

Timmy: I want to know what happens next!

NoV: Yeah, so everybody review!! And.....umm.....Yami Chibi Chibi?? Why did you copy my fic? Please don't do it again or I'll have to report you. If you wanna talk about it or work something out, you know how to reach me. Bye minna-san!!! (blows kisses)

Cosmo: May your life be as fresh as a sheet!!