Baby Makes Four Part 6

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NoV: In light of new happenings, I shall be continuing the story. ^_^ And, you can thank Yami Chibi Chibi for that. ^_^ Please do not yell at her anymore. ^_~

Cosmo: ^_^

NoV: ^_^

Afro: ^_^

Wanda: ^_^

Cosmo: ^_^

NoV: ^_^

Afro: ^_^

Wanda: ^_^

Cosmo: ^_^

Timmy: Oh-kay, that's enough.

NoV: Let's start part 6!!!

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"What is it??" Timmy cried, running toward Wanda. "What happened??"

"Cosmo!!" Wanda exclaimed, hopping out of bed, and floating above it. "Your mother kidnapped Aphrodite!!"

"WHAT?" Timmy yelled. "How could she?? I mean....I know she's obsessive and all, but....."

"Hey!" Cosmo interrupted. "....where's Lil Afro?"

Timmy and Wanda stared at him for a minute.

"I was just sitting in here and holding her when Momma-Cosma came in!" Wanda said, decided to ignore what Cosmo had said. "She said something like, 'Now I've finally got the little girl I always wanted to have,' and then she and Aphrodite poofed away! I don't know where she took her!!" Wanda floated back down onto the bed, holding her head in her hands.

"What are we gonna do?" Timmy exclaimed. He was suddenly struck with an idea. "Hey! I bet she just took Aphrodite back to her house, don't you think?"

"Or maybe they just went to the annoyingly high up house on the hill?" Cosmo suggested, showing them a picture of the aforementioned house he had found.

"Where did you get that?" Wanda wondered.

"It was right beside these maps to the annoying high up house on the hill and a note written by my momma that says, 'I think that I shall take my lil Afro-lolo to the annoyingly high up house on the hill. Signed, Momma- Cosma.'" Cosmo replied.

Timmy and Wanda sweatdropped.

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"Cosmo, are you sure you remember what you're supposed to do?" Timmy asked for the tenth time in the last three minutes. He and his fairies were crouched underneath a window outside Momma-Cosma's house. "Because if anything goes wrong in the plan, it'll fail."

"Of course I remember," Cosmo said, gesturing with his hands. "What do you think I am? Some kind of idiot?"

Timmy and Wanda both gave him a strange look.

"I'm going in," Timmy whispered, signaling to Wanda, who poofed him into the house. The boy looked around, cautiously for any signs of movement. Giving a thumbs-up to Wanda, he slinked into the next room.

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Momma-Cosma stood over her stove, mixing a reddish goo in a pan. "I'm going to make you my famous apple cake surprise, lil Afro-lolo!" she exclaimed to the baby fairy, who was lying in a portable baby chair. Aphrodite cooed happily, grabbing her toes and sticking them in her mouth.

The older fairy began humming off-key, adding flour and sugar to the goo. Unbeknownst to her, Timmy had sneaked into the room ad was presently inching toward her kitchen table. He stood up when he was within range of Aphrodite. The boy held up a finger to his lips, as if that would silence her.

The newborn fairy shrieked in delight. "DAH!!!"

"Yes, dearie," Momma-Cosma said, turning around. "Momma's making you- you???" she yelled, as soon as she saw Timmy. "What are YOU doing here??"

"Um...." Timmy quickly unfastened Aphrodite and carried her into the next room before Momma-Cosma could stop him.

"Get back here!!" Cosmo's mother wailed, chasing after him.

"Yay!" a voice said behind her.

She looked over her shoulder and her eyes grew large and sparkily. "It's my little Cosmo-lolo all over again!!" she shrieked in delight.

Chibi Cosmo sat on the floor, giggling happily.

"Come to Mommy, my lil sweetie," she said, softly, stepping toward him.

Cosmo looked up at her, inquisitively. "Bye bye Momma-Cosma!" He waved and then poofed away.

"D'oh!!" she cried, clenching her fists. "I've always been a sucker for green hair on babies!!"

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Timmy, Wanda, and Aphrodite, who was back in her mother's arms being tightly hugged, smiled as Cosmo poofed beside his wife.

"You did it, Cosmo!" Timmy exclaimed, throwing his arms into the air. "How did you keep the plan together without messing up like that?"

"Remember: nein means no in German. So, if a German offers you an overpriced pastry, just say nein."

"I think that explains everything," Wanda said, flatly.

"It most certainly does not!" Momma-Cosma yelled, poofing behind them.

The fairies and Timmy quickly spun around, fearfully. Wanda held Aphrodite tightly against her shoulder. "You can't have her! She doesn't belong to you!"

"I-" Momma's Cosma's face drooped. "I just miss having a baby around....."

"Well...." Timmy thought for a minute. "Why don't you just visit on the weekends?" he suggested.

"As long as you don't kidnap/steal/or practice voodoo on her," Wanda added.

"Oh, all right," Cosmo's mother agreed, patting Aphrodite on the head.

"Well, I'm glad everything worked out," Cosmo said, leaning back in a recliner.

"But, didn't we forget something?" Timmy asked, as an ominous feeling surrounded them all.

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Mr. Turner went to his mailbox and smiled giddily seeing that his "sock of the month club" letter had arrived. "Huh? What's this?" he questioned, staring at a plain white enveloped. In huge black letters, it read: "CREDIT CARD BILL." He opened it, took a peek inside, and fainted. "Oh.....the numbers....."

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NoV: The end!! ^_^_^

Afro: (grabs NoV's braid and pulls) Yay!

NoV: Ow! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!

Timmy: You're leaving it like that? Dad probably killed me......

Wanda: Nah. I bet he'll never guess.

(The ominous feeling returns)

NoV: You guys....I registered for school today, and my psychology teacher's name is Mr. Turner....(really scared face)

Wanda: That IS scary....

NoV: What kinda fic should I do next? With all the "Cosmo and Wanda have a baby" fics there are lately, I'm thinking to go original. Tell me if you have a request! Ciao!

Cosmo: And, remember: chow means food in English, but ciao means something else in some other language....hasta la vista, baby!!