Sorry for not updating yesterday, but dad was working from home, so he had to hog the internet. But I don't blame him for it, if I had to get up at six so I won't have to come home at midnight, driving two hours to and from work...never mind. I'll just write.

Nappa's Love

Chapter 28

A leaf cracked under Nappa's foot.

"Ssssh! Quiet!"

I turned around glaring at him.

We made it to the inner bushes so far, and I didn't not want to get caught HERE. I had a reputation as a (prank and other annoying things) prince to hold up. Getting caught in the BUSHES would be a humongous shame. Plus Freeza would probably beat me to death (but I'll survive NO MATTER WHAT).

"Sorry. Are we there yet?"

"No. But we are close."

We decided to make the meeting in the back garden. Our luck has finally turned too, since the Gilla was holding a festivity.

Festivity? Where did that come from?

I bet Raddits forgot the headphones on again. (I can hear through the wall. Yeah, it's that thin.)

Lucky he doesn't have a girlfriend.

I shook my head. Now my thoughts were getting gross.

"Wow, if only I had time to study all these marvelous flowers and pants."

"Pants? Raddits, pants?" Nappa questioned. "Don't tell me you are gay."

I almost burst out laughing.

"Oh, oops. I mean pLants. And NO I am NOT gay."

We all chuckled a little as we arrived at the back.

"But why do you keep a long hair then? And why don't you read-"

"Would you give it up Nappa, I told you I'm NOT gay."

"But you never-"

"Would you two shut up? Raddits is NOT gay, and we are trying NOT to get caught. So if you would please keep your traps shut until it's time.."

I knew it was a bad idea. I just knew it.

"Sheeesh, Vegeta! Touchy, touchy!"

"I bet you didn't get your daily dose of milk. Eh, squirt?"

"Aurgh, why you two!" I turned around hissing at them. " Just wait till I. Augh! You are so immature!"

They glanced at each other and smiled.

Why did I have to be the brains of the outfit all the time?

"Tele van a tököm veletek!!!"

I cried out in saiyan. /:/ My groin is full of you two, or something along those lines. ^^'

My head hit something hard.

"Huh?"

I looked up to find my noogie hit the lamp.

The lamp?

That would be 2 concubes!

I'M 2 CONCUBES TALL!!! WHOHOO!

This just keeps getting better and better.

So I guess you are wondering how come I end up with suicidal thoughts at the end, right?

One answer is that nothing that's pleasure lasts for long. At least, not in my life.

Another answer is that you will see.

I'm just a puzzle waiting to be solved.

Music and chatter fill my ears once again as I write you, dear journal.

The night of, of, of. Darn, I could never figure out a cool name.

I saw people dancing, some chatting and laughing, a fe-FOOD!!!

No, bad Vegeta! You have an objective here even though you haven't been able to eat in days and there are big piles of delicious food..

No!

Let's just get Maponty.

I saw her dancing.

Great. How am I going to get her out of there?

The thought hit me.

No! I don't wanna dance! It's so girlish! v v'

I don't know how, but I somehow got my legs to dance that night. Or did they get me?

Because after I got the hang of it, I didn't want to stop.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead, laugh at me. The prince of saiyans likes to dance.

I finally got to Maponty.

"Vegeta! What are you doing here?"

"Nappa came to see you."

"Really? He is here?"

"Uh-huh. He is in the back."

"My you have grown."

I pulled myself out. Finally someone noticed it the way I wanted it to.

"And you are a pretty good dancer too. With that and your handsome little face, I bet the girls in the room will be jumping at you."

Note: By that time I was as tall as I am now. Sigh. It's depressing. I haven't grown a bit since I was twelve. Oh the shame..

We stopped dancing and she rushed out to the back.

I felt myself blush.

Guldo save me from that!

"Hi cutie!"

"Huh?"

A girl grabbed my arm.

"Want to dance?"

"I, uh,-"

Oh come on fate, I'm only twelve! Fine, maybe I'm closer to thirteen, but..

"Hey, I saw him first!"

Another girl popped up on my other side.

"Did NOT!"

As the two raging harpies started a vicios battle over a helpless little male (who was quite strong for a helpless little male) their pray slowly made for the door.

That's when he noticed two guards making their way to the back garden.

Where the two lovebirds he was trying to protect were.