Well, I know I said in last chapter that I was going to post this chapter tomorrow...Well...yes I know that it is not tomorrow. But here you go, I finally got it done as well as chapter three which I am also trying to upload as we speak. And I have a bunch of ideas for the rest of the story and I will try to update soon. So enjoy.

Disclaimer: The idea and Christina belong to me. But I own nothing from the Lord of the Rings, or anything else like songs or pop artists I may refer to in the story.

~Liza Jane

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Christina sat on the rock re-doing her make-up while everyone was doing something. Legolas walked around the camp aimlessly, Gimli and Gandalf talked about thier travel plans, Sam and Frodo made and ate something, and then Boromir tried to teach Merry and Pippin how to properly use a sword while Aragorn watched.

Christina noticed the two hobbits attacking Boromir as she was putting lip gloss on. She rolled her eyes as she looked over her face again. Prefect. She thought to herself.

Legolas was happened to be walking around near her, looked at her. He stopped for a moment. "What sort of witchcraft do you use to make your lips shiney and eyelashes longer?" He asked.

Christina looked at him with a 'you're such an idiot' look. "Its not witch craft you moron. Its make-up." She then showed him her make-up but pointing to them, one by one. "This is mascara, this is eye shadow, this is eye liner, this is..."

She noticed he was looking at something behind her. She looked and saw nothing but clouds. "Okay...Well if you aren't going to listen to me..."

Legolas looked at her, rolled his eyes and then ran onto a rock, trying to get a better look.

After a bunch of talk about something Christina could have cared less about. The other nine were running around trying to hide everything. Christina took the hint and hide in the bushes nearby after she stuffed everything in her bag.

A bunch of birds flew overhead and everyone watched intensly. "I really hope they aren't going to unload right now." Christina thought. That would be gross."

The birds passed and everyone came out of thier hiding places. Christina began dusting herself off as Gandalf said they were going through another pass, which Christina couldn't pronounce. She just tightened her ponytail and waited for everyone to pack everything up.

She heard someone sneer behind her. She turned to see Merry standing there. "What are you laughing at?"

Merry tried to hold back laughter. "Nothing."

Christina rolled her eyes. "You are such a dork." She said. Merry continued to laugh under his breath. She ignored him, but he almost turned blue trying not to laugh. She turned around to him then and put her hands on her hips. "What?"

Merry burst out laughing and feel over onto the ground laughing. Frodo came over to see what was going on. He too began to laugh.

"Can someone please tell me what is so funny?" Christina demanded.

"Its...Its your skirt..." Frodo said laughing and pointing to her skirt.

Christina looked down and looked at her skirt. Nothing was wrong with it, then she looked behind her and noticed that the bottom half of her skirt somehow got tucked into her bloomers.

She turned red and quickly fixed it. "You know...Its not that funny..." Christina said, trying to act cool about it.

"Then why are you blushing?" Merry asked. "Oh yeah, and you have a dead spider in your hair."

Christina screamed and began hitting at her ponytail. Boromir came over and asked what was going on. Between Christina screaming, and the hobbits laughing, he was completely clueless.

Frodo stopped laughing for a minute. "Merry told her she had a dead spider in her hair." He said calming down. "So she started screaming."

Boromir looked at Christina was still hitting at her hair. "Christina...Christina...You don't have a spider in your hair." He told her.

Christina stopped hitting her hair for a minute and caught her breath. She then looked over at Merry who was still laughing, but knew that she found out it was a joke and her look told her she was ready to kill him.

"Uh oh..." He said looking at Christina, then getting up and running away.

Christina ran after him. "Come back here you little verman!" She yelled running after him.

"You can't catch me." Merry mocked as he began running in circle, and bating which way he was going so she couldn't get him.

Christina then jumped over the rock and grabbed the back of his cape. But she was then restrained by Boromir; and Merry ran away.

"That isn't very lady-like." He said.

Christina glared at him. "And your point is?"

"You shouldn't chase the hobbit like that." Boromir said.

Merry came back over. "Yeah...you shouldn't chase me like that." He then kicked her shin and ran away.

Christina lounged forward but Boromir stopped her again. "Don't hold me back!" She yelled.

"If I let you go, will you stop fighting with Merry?"

Christina put on her fake good girl smile. "Of course I won't."

"Promise?"

"Scouts honor." She said with her bubblegum tone.

He looked confused for a moment. "I believe that means yes...So I will let you go." He said, and then turned to walk away.

Christina made sure he was at least ten yards away before she ran back after Merry.

Merry ran around the camp and Christina followed. He mocked her as he then began to run around the rock again.

"You spaz shit!" He said, trying to use the words that Christina had taught him earlier.

Christina continued to chase him in circles. "That doesn't even make sense!" She exclaimed. Then grabbed his arm and tackled him face first into the ground.

Boromir and Aragorn where watching this and went over to them as Christina tackled Merry. Aragorn rolled his eyes as he picked Christina up and then threw her over his shoulder to carry her.

Christina began kicking and hitting him. "Put me down!" She yelled, noticing that Boromir was carrying Merry over his shoulder.

"You cannot go on hunting the hobbit." Aragorn told her, continously getting kicked in the stomach and once in the head.

"Says who?" Christina asked.

Aragorn thought a moment, not knowing how to answer the question. "Your just not supposed to. It isn't ladylike."

Christina stopped kicking for a moment, and Aragorn was very grantful. "Fine, but you better watch you hands." She then noticed that Sam had put her gym bag on the pony's back. "You better not ruin anything in there!" She yelled at him.

Sam nodded. Christina couldn't help but notice that he looked a little nervous after she said that.

Christina looked down at the ground moving below her. Aragorn and Boromir where the last in the line of the company, so she looked at all the ground, and arrangement of footprints to pass time. She would also reach over and hit Merry's head when she could reach him.

"Anyway...So Aragorn, whats your deal?" She asked as she was getting bored.

"My deal?" He asked.

"Yeah, like what do you do for a living? Are you married?" She asked.

"I roam out in the woods for a 'living'. And no I am not married, yet." He said.

"Oh you've got a girl?" Christina asked.

"I suppose you could put it that way." Aragorn said.

Christina thought a moment. "You know, when I get married...I want it to be a big wedding. I want all my friends there, and then my dress is going to be like the prettiest dress that anyone has ever since. I mean, its like, my wedding so I can spend like as much money and I want. I mean it is like the day that I will remember all my life, right?" She said.

"Right...Is there anything else you could possibly talk about?" Aragorn asked in an annoyed tone.

"Um, okay." Christina said. "You know, if I get back to New York in time for the winter dance, I'm going to have like major shopping to do. You know? Its like, I can't go there in the same dress as someone. But then like, maybe I could ger someone to make my dress. Then no one will have a dress like mine. Like last year, oh my gosh, I went to the dance, I thought that I had the best dress ever, just to see that Jesse Summers had the same dress. I was like, 'Excuse me, thats not right'."

"Is there anything you can talk about other than dresses?" He asked.

Christina was quiet for a minute. "Um, no." She said. Aragorn rolled his eyes. "So then, when I saw she was wearing like the same dress as me..."

"Gandalf!" Aragorn yelled.

Christina heard them talking to each other in some weird lanague. Then suddenly Christina was dropped to the ground. "What was that for?" She asked as she stood up.

"Your walking now." Aragorn told her. "And talking to Gandalf about your dresses."

Christina shrugged. "Um, okay."

Gandalf motioned for him to follow her. She did and began talking his ear off about her winter dance dress, her boyfriend, her family, friends and dancing. He seemed to be ignoring her, but she had to talk to someone if she was being forced to walk for so long.

When they stopped, it was nightfall. Christina wasn't exactly happy about having to sleep with nine guys around. But where else could she go? If she wandered off she would run into one of those...things in the movies. And that would be worse than traveling with them.

Sam approched Christina hauling her bag. "Here is your bag." He said.

Christina took it and then looked through it to make sure everything was there. "Thank you." She said as she pulled her headphones out of her bag.

Sam stared at her a moment as she wrapped the headphones around her head.

Christina looked over at him. "What?"

"What is that?" He asked.

"Oh this? Its a CD player. You can listen to music on it" Christina said. She just handed it to him. "Here listen."

Sam took it and put the headphone on, Christina then pressed the play button. Sam jumped when he heard it and then took her headphones off. "It is much to loud!"

Christina laughed. She had forgotten that the volume was on level 10, which meant it was pretty darn loud. "Sorry." She then turned it down and changed the song to "Somewhere Out There" by Our Lady Peace. Christina knew that he had suddenly heard the extremely loud verison of "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake on the mixed CD.

Sam put the headphones back on and listened to the song. He then looked at Christina and smiled. "I like this one." He said.

Christina handed him the CD player. "Here, you can listen to all you want...This is song skip and song replay." She pointed out to him. "And don't drop it."

Sam nodded. "Thank you." He then waddled back over to where his hobbit friends were.

Christina went back to looking through her bag. She pulled black zip-up sweat shirt and put it on. She then sat there while Boromir made a fire and everyone set up little beds on the ground.

"You see on the ground?" Christina exclaimed.

"Isn't that the way you sleep in your New York home?" Gandalf asked.

"No..." Christina said in a whiney tone.

"First time for everything." Aragorn said. He then walked over and put two blankets in her arms. "Here. You can make your bed."

Christina gave him a 'you must be kidding' look. But he just turned and walked away. She then went to a spot away from all of them, but close to the fire and set up a little bed for herself. "This is worse than Girl Scout camp." She thought.

Sam came over to her, she was sitting on the blanket with her legs propped up. For once she was looking at him eye level. "Yes?" She asked.

"I don't understand your music." He said. "It sounds like a dying cat."

Christina looked confused. "What are you listening to?" She asked. Sam handed her the CD player and headphones. Surely enough, it was Avril Lagvine's song "I'm With You". Christina laughed. A dying cat...She never thought of it that way. "You're right Sam. I guess the music from my world is different from the music here." She then took off the headphones.

"I liked that one song though." He said.

Legolas was walking by. "What song?" He asked.

"A wonderful song Legolas...She has it on a round spinning thing." Sam said.

Legolas stared down at Christina and the CD player. "Are you bewitching the hobbits with music now?" He asked.

Christina stood up and got in his face. "Listen buddy, you've been a complete jerk to me since I got here...and..."

"What is going on over here?" Gandalf asked walking towards them.

"Gandalf, Legolas is being mean to me!" Christina said as though she was a first grader being a tattle tale.

"I am not!" Legolas protested.

Gandalf shook his head. "What happened...Samwise." He said.

Sam stood up. "Well, Christina has this thing that plays music. And I like it, or some of it. And Legolas is thinking that it is witchcraft. But it isn't." He said.

"Let me listen." Gandalf said, Christina handed him the headphones. He looked at them for a moment. "You put them on your ears...Like this..." She put the headphones on the way they should have gone. "There..." She said. Then pressed the play button so that "Sadness" by Engima came on.

Gandalf seemed to enjoy the song. He then took the headphones off. "Legolas, I find nothing bewitching about her music." He said.

Christina smirked at Legolas. "See, I'm not a witch. Gandalf says so." She said.

"But Gandalf..." Legolas began.

"I don't want to hear it Legolas..." He then turned to walk away.

Legolas ran to catch up with Gandalf. "But Gandalf...She is..." He began saying.

Christina laughed. She then noticed that Sam was still standing there. "Oh sorry. You still want to listen to this?" She asked.

Sam nodded. "Yes please." He said.

"Okay, I'll put a different CD in that doesn't have dying cats singing." Christina said. She then reached into her bag and pulled out her Enya CD and exchanged it in the CD player. "Here you go."

Sam took it and put the headphones back on. "Thank you." He then walked off and Christina decided to go to bed. There was really nothing to do.

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