A/N: Didn't you just love that little piece of fluff? No? Well, who cares about your opinion? Wait! Wait.  I do! I need reviews! So don't just read, then not review. That's torture! Anyhoo, on to the story! Huzzah!(told you I say that a lot)

A/N2: Sorry, forgot something! I finally have Microsoft Word. I can put things in bold, underline, and italics! Ok, I'll stop ranting about Word so you can read the story.

Beam Us Out Scotty!

                *BAMF*

                I looked up. Kurt was standing in front of me with one hand  behind his back. He grinned.

                "What've  you got?" I asked curiously, trying to see what he was hiding. He moved out of the way and shook his finger at me in a scolding way. Then he disappeared again.

                "Don't try and peek. Zen it's no fun."

                I jumped at hearing his voice behind me. Turning around, I was just in time to see his smoke clear away. I groaned.

                "Kurt! What are you doing?"

                He appeared in front of me, still grinning.

                "Vat, are you mad now?" he asked.

                I sighed.

                "No, just annoyed. What were you going to give me?"

                "Vell, you remember ven you first came, and Kitty told you in zee rec room zat I had gone to get a gift for zee newcomer?"

                I nodded.

                "Originally, since we found out zat zee new student vas a girl, I vas going to get a girly card zat talked about animal rights and stuff. You know, as a joke about me, vell, looking like zis. Like an animal. But since *you* came, I vent and got somezing different. Hope you like it."

                From behind him, Kurt drew out a bouquet of roses. White roses, twelve of them. I gasped.

                "Kurt. . .I. . .you. . .I love  them!" I managed to get out, throwing my arms around his neck and nuzzling my face into his fuzzy chest.

                "I'm glad  you like zem, Cryees. I vas going to donate zat money to zee HTTAS foundation."

                "What's  that?"

                "Zee 'Help Toad Take A Shower' foundation."

                We laughed.

                "I'm glad you value my happiness over  Toad's cleanliness."

                "Vould it ever be zee ozzer vay around?"

                "No, I guess not. But now these flowers will die if I don't get them-----"

                *BAMF* We were in the kitchen.

                "In a vase?" Kurt finished for me.

                "I really wish you would tell me before you do that."

                "But vere's zee fun in zat situation?"

                "You want fun?"

                "Cryees, not here."

                "Why not here?" I asked slyly, closing him into a corner with a smirk on my face. He looked around nervously.

                "Because, uh, people can valk in on us."

                "Let them," I whispered before capturing his lips in a kiss. The flowers were long forgotten, tossed onto a counter top when the action started. I was so engrossed that I almost didn't hear someone clearing their throat. Kurt and I looked up. And blushed to the max. Only it was easier to see on me because I didn't have dark blue fur all over.

                Chuck was in the doorway to the kitchen, smiling and trying not to look too amused at the fact that he caught us. . .well, kissing. I half-grinned, really embarrassed, then whispered to Kurt out of the corner of my mouth,

                "Beam  us out, Scotty!"

                It took him a second, but then he realized what I meant. I flashed Chuck the peace sign with my right hand and we disappeared. Appearing back in Kurt's room, I flopped onto his bed  face up and closed my eyes.

                "Vell, zat vasn't too bad, right?"

                "Yeah, cause we know Chuck won't tell anyone. I just hope he doesn't realize that we're supposed to be doing homework."

                "Now  you've jinxed it! Ve'll be doing homework for zee rest of our lives! Ach, zee horror!"

                He clutched his chest in mock agony,(a/n: okay, I know she has her eyes closed, but bear with me here) pretended to fall over but 'ported out at the last second and appeared above me once again. Although this time, he didn't drop. Just poofed in actually on top of me, causing me to open my eyes. His face was very close to mine. I gulped.

                "Did you. . .mean to do that?"

                He nodded, smiling. We leaned in at the same time, closing our eyes, waiting for the thing that both of us wanted. . .

                Crys, Kurt.

                We jerked apart and sat up, cursing the fact that Chuck seemed to interfere at the worst moments.

                Although I'm sure your social lives are extremely important, so are your grades. You both have work to do. And I believe Kurt has some ceilings to clean.

                I smirked at Kurt and he stuck his tongue out at me.

                Oh and Crys, there were some lovely roses left in the kitchen. I hope the owner finds them before they wilt.  

His presence  faded  from our minds and Kurt smirked back at me.

                "I guess ve forgot all about zee roses, ja?"

                I rolled my eyes and slipped off  his bed to land on my feet.

                "I think something completely different was on our minds at the time, Kurt. I'll get the roses before I start my homework. That way, the money that could have gone to help Toad's  hygiene  isn't wasted. Happy?"

                "Happier zan zee happiest man on zis planet. Because  I have you."

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