A/N-It has nothing to do with me about the weird signs. It's something with Ffn.com

Yugioh-Beach Party! Chapter Three.

Conzie: (flipping through book)

Kirby: Whacha reading?

Conzie: (Holds up book)

Kirby: 1001 ways to be Hitler…-__________-

Conzie: AHAH! 1. THROW ATOMIC BOMBS!

Kirby: Uh….you can do that when the story starts!

Conzie: OH right…someone do the disclaimer.

Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!

Conzie: I WANT TO!! SNIFF!!

Aragon: Good Bye…

Conzie: Now…let the killing, uhh….story begin!

Joey: DIEE! SQUIRREL! DIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Mai: DIEEE! SQUIRREL! DIEEEE!

Marik/Bakura: DIEE! SQUIRREL DIEEEEEEE!!!

Mokuba: DIEE SQUIRREL DIEE!!

Téa: DIEE SQUIRREL! DIEE!

Seto: DIEE SQUIRREL DIE!

Yugi: DIIEE SQUIRREL DIEE!

Serenity: DIEEE SQUIRREL DIEE!

Peggy: DIEEE SQUIRREL DIEE!

Link: 0_0

Young Link: 0__0

Zelda: 0___0

Kirby: 0____0

Conzie/Yami Conzie: 0_____0

Joan/Yami Joan: 0______0

Abe/Yami Abe: 0________0

Koko: 0_________0

Abe/Joan's Cousins: 0_______________0…

Dark Magician: SNIFF! IT'S ALL KOKO'S FAULT!

Koko: What I did I do?

Dark Magician: I HEARD YOUR PLANS! YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!!

Joan: (@@) how guo fen oi! (that's so mean!)

Conzie: We'd um…better start the story! Otherwise, it's going to end in like two pages.

Everyone: NOOO! This stop you from saying anything else!

$^@#&@@@@@@@$$$&@$

Seto: Let's go sailing!

Serenity: I'm in!

Isis: Same here!

Mai: Sure!

Seto: (@@) Anyone else?

Yami/Joey: Uhh…ok!

Seto: Phew! You guys wanna go?

Ryou/Malik: Sure! ^_____^!!

And so all of them get onto the boat.

Half an hour later.

Mai: I'm going to get a sunburn!

Joey: (@@) Uhh…see you!

Ryou/Malik: Bye

Serenity: Where are you guys going?

Ryou/Malik: Making sure Joey doesn't eat all of the food.

Everyone ex. Seto: SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Seto: What day is it today?

Serenity: Saturday!! It's 7/19!

Seto: I guess I overworked and um…forgot about my birthday!

Mokuba: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BROTHER!

Everyone: (@@)~ Mokuba?

Seto: Weren't you at Fred's house?

Mokuba: Nope!

Seto: (@@)

Mokuba: I overheard you guys!

Seto: (@@)!!

Mokuba: And how could you forget your birthday!

Seto: Uhh…I was overworking…^^|||

Serenity: Ok! Let's cut the cake and start eating!

Joey: YAYYY!

Serenity: Joey! You'd better behave. I have Jinzo, remember?

Yami: No wonder he wouldn't duel me yesterday!

Joey: SNIFF!

Serenity: HEY! At least someone didn't step on it and then SAT on it and then got THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW AND HIT BY 3 CARS!!

Dark Magician:

Yami: (@@)! Poor Dark Magician! Yugi! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!?

Yugi:

Pegasus: YAYY!

Bakura: Whew!

Conzie: Mr. Squirrel! Please come here!

Squirrel: Not going to kill me right now right?

Conzie: Nope! Just gonna attack something to you. RUNN! NOW WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!!

A huge dust fight occurs.

Joan/Abe's Cousins: BRING IT ON! (takes out sniper rifles)

Conzie: Umm…(throws a atomic bomb) Nahh…I like to play with fire! YAYYY! FUNN! MWWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH*!

Koko: WHEEEEEEEEE!!

Joan/Abe: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

All start shooting the squirrel. The card falls off of the squirrel and at the cast's feet.

Seto: THERE IT IS! STEP ON I!

Everyone steps on Téas card.

Téa: HELPPPP!

Yami: Yugi…will you do the honors?

Yugi: SURE! ^___________^

Seto: Come in YUGI!

Yugi: DIEEE!

Téa: OWW!!

Mosquito: Please Read and Review, and have a good day!

Weevil: YOU STUPID MOSQUITO!! COME BACK HERE!!

Everyone: ( @ @ )!!

Conzie: DIE YOU STUPID THING!

Squirrel lands on mosquito.

Abe: DIEEE!!!

Everyone: o_O!

Weevil: Huh?

Abe: Uh oh…

KABOOM!

Weevil: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!

Yami Abe: THE SQUIRREl! NOT THAT STUPID WEEVIL AND HIS FLY!

Abe: I knew that!

Dark Magician: DARK MAGIC ATTACK!

Mosquito, Squirrel: O______________________O!!!

Everyone: OO?

Mosquito/Squirrel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! x__________X

Dark Magician: Next time it's going to be Yugi, then that Chaos dude!

Everyone: -____________________________________________________-|||

Dark Magician: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA**!!!

Yami speaking to Marik: Has he joined the evil side?

Marik: You did last time, perhaps it's an influence…

Yami: Perhaps….hopefully.

Squirrel:

Cast: OH NO YOU DON'T!! Attacks Téa and Squirrel even more…

Everyone: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhAHAHHAHHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA**!!!

A/N: Sorry If You have a favorite character that I am bashing. If you like Téa, I'm really sorry, but I just loathe her. It's always friendship this, friendship that, and for the entire duel she's aways like YUGI! YUGI! YUGI! YUGI! Just like a stupid tape recorder! ! I'd like to really kill her, but as I don't own Yugioh, I can't!! Please don't flame me because I hate Téa. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes. Thank You.