Yugioh- Beach Party!! Chapter 4

Conzie: Now, where were we in torturing that stupid squirrel??

Kirby: Looking for this?

Conzie: Ahh! Yes! Hmm…this is the 1001th way? STUPID BOOK!

Kirby: 0___________0…I thought you liked that book…

Conzie: Uhh…not anymore. KILL!!

Tea:

Conzie: YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Conzie: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!! (walks back out, really pissed) HMPH!! Lets see, Abe? Wanna kill her?

Abe: Ok!! Now…where is that stupid card?

Kirby: Here!

Abe: Oh right! First I cut the card in half…

Tea: NOOooooooo!!!!!!!

Tea: THAT HURT SO MUCH! I'm IN PAIN! FRIENDS DON"T DO THAT!

Abe: OH SHUT UP! You see what I'm going to do?

Tea: NOOOO! DON'T RIP ME!! FRI-

Abe:

Tea: OWWWWWWWWWW!! DON'T KILL ME!!

Abe: ^____^!! Yayy! This is so fun!

Conzie: You know, we're not supposed to play with fire, but WHO CARES! We're just doing our Job!! ^____^!!

Abe: Wait!

Conzie: (@@)!!

Abe: DIE TEA AND SQUIRRELL!! DIEEEE!!!

Conzie/Joan: (@@)!!

Conzie: (to joan) I never knew your brother was evil…

Joan: Neither did I!

Cast ex. Mokuba and Seto: THERE IT IS!! (holding fire and pitchforks)

Mokuba: Uh…you guys could be more realistic…

Cast: O______O!! RRRRRRRRAGHLHHHH!!!

Conzie: As I don't want to go through the details, because this is a PG story, and I would like to keep it at that, I will censor what happens. However, using our imaginations, you can imagine what happened. START THE FREAKING STORY!

Director: Where were we?

Conzie: OH RA! Someone PLEASE KILL THIS ASSHOLE!

(Yes Joan, Dark Magician is perfectly healed and is good as new)

Dark Magician: NO…YUGI YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW THIS TIME!

Yami: YUGI! I told you not to do anything mean to your cards!

Yugi: He was trying to steal my girlfriend!!

Dark magician Chaos: MINE!!!

Yugi: MINE!!

Yami: Calm down! CALM DOWN! Didn't Joan summon 2 more dark Magician girls?

Joan: I DID! IF YUGI DARES TORTURE MY DARK MAGICIAN I'LL SUMMON ALL FIVE OF MINE TO TORTURE YUGI! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA*

Conzie: How nice, Joan is ticked…Oh…right…SOME ONE START THE STORY ALREADY DAMNIT!

Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! BYE!

Conzie: (@@) B link blink…

Kirby: Start already!

Conzie: On right. ON WITH The STORY!!

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Seto: You know, I never had a party before…

Joey: WHAT?

Seto: What can I say? Orphanage, abusive father, stupid meetings? School?

Mai: He has a point…

Seto: I'm so happy! ^___________^

Serenity: Now, before we eat that cake, lets eat normal food, then let's PARTY! ^____^!!

Marik: ALLRIGHT!

Malik: O_______________O Why are you so wet?

Bakura: Don't ask.

Ryou: O_________________O

Marik: ARRAGH! STUPID SAND STICKS TO ME! ARRRRRAGHHH!

Bakura: STUPID SAND!!

Malik: I wish I never knew you.

Isis: WOULD YOU TWO STOP CURSING THE SAND! IT'S LUNCH TIME!

Marik: LUNCH! ^___________^!!

Everyone: oO?

Isis: If you want him to be nice, or if you want to bribe him, it's food.

Bakura: heh Heh heh…

Ryou: DON"T YOU DARE!

Bakura: I forgot he joined the evil side.

Mokuba: oh! I forgot! Here are a lot of cookies!

Yugi: What flavor?

Mokuba: chocolate chip!

Yugi: YAYY!

Yami: OH SHIT!!!

Yugi: WHEEEEEE!!! YYYYAYYYY! FUNNNN!!

Yami: Mokuba!!

Mokuba: SUGAR FREE!

Yami: Weird…

Mokuba: Sugar Free…

Yami: SHIT! I remember him saying he was allergic to sugar-free stuff!

Mokuba: O_____________O…and this is what happends?

Yami: I have no clue…he never told me.

Mai: THE FOOD IS GETTING COLD!

Joey: But Mai! The food is cold!

Mai: oh…oops! I mean, uhh…before Joey eats it all!!

Joey: HEY!

Mai: You are so cute when you are angry!

Joey: (

Mokuba: I hate kisses!

Seto: -_____________________-||| Oh really Mokuba?

Mokuba: It's so bleah!

Seto: Actually, big brother was like you too, you'll change when you find the right girl! (looks at Serenity fondly)

Mokuba: I'm going to barf.

Yami: Kid? It's life!

Mokuba: I'm going to barf I'm going to barf I'm going to barf. OO excuse me…

Everyone: OO…um…let's not mention that for now.

Ryou: I thought he was kidding!

Bakura: Me too.

Marik: I still remember the good old days when I was a kid.

Malik: 4999 years ago?

Marik: SHUT UP!

Ryou: Remember to remind me to cook a cake for him on his birthday. I'll put 5000 candles on it.

Bakura: LOL!

Marik: HEY!

Ryou: Haha, just kidding!

Marik: That's not a bad idea!

Everyone: -__________________- I take that back!

Bakura: OO…no comment!

Mokuba: (running back) STOP EATING LET's shoot THE Téa shaped PIÑATA!

Bakura: YAYY!

Mokuba: I said Shoot.

Bakura: Oh right! BRING IT ON!

Mokuba: you guys see this dot?

Everyone:

Mokuba: It will only die and give out candy if you get it.

Everyone: OKKKIEE!

Conzie: FIRE!!

Pegasus: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Her soul was transferred in to the Piñata…

Conzie: O____O!! Fine fine, Uhh…thanks!! ^_____^! I MwAHHAHAHAHAHAH*!

Joan: OH RA! SHE'S ON SUGAR AGAIN!

Conzie: she's in the piñata!

Joan: OKIIEE!

Conzie: Who's on sugar?

After a while, the cast, and my friends and I didn't hit the uhh…teaish pinata.

Conzie: (out of breath) that's not piñata.

Cast: WHAT?

Conzie: That thing is tea.

Cast: ^____^!

Yugi: Where's the candy?

Conzie: Uhh…I'm going to give it to you after the party. I don't want you to go on sugar high…it's scary!

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Conzie: Another chapter done!! ^___^! YayyY! Thankies for those who reviewed! And for those that didn't, PLEASE REVIEW! I'm sorry I can't invite anymore people. It's getting to complicated.

Conzie: OO! THAT STUPID SQUIRREL! I THOUGHT YOU KILLED IT DARK MAGICIAN!!

Dark Magician: I'm going to need some help from my Yami!

Yami: You have a Yami?

Dark Magician: Please meet my Yami Dark Magician! (Arkana's Dark Magician)

Yami Dark Magician: Nice to meet you again. DON'T YOU DARE TORTURE MY AIBOU! I'LL KILL YOU!

Yugi: (whimper) Okkiee!

Dark Magician: Back to the story Yami, what about that squirrel?

Yami Dark Magician: I'll kill it! I'll blast it to smithereens!

Joan: Uhh…Mr. Yami Dark Magician??

Yami Dark Magician: Yeah?

Joan: Doesn't Yami mean Dark? So would your name be Dark Dark Magician?

Yami Dark Magician: Hmm…your right, I'd better change my name to Darky Magician…

Joan: (@@)!! I didn't hear that…

Darky Magician: Back to the point…stupid squirrel! SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL! SO THEY MUST DIEE!!!

Squirrel: Me? Die? HA! You can't shoot properly!

Darky Magician: (starting to get really pissed) Where's my other rod? Ahhhh! Here it is!!

Conzie: How much longer?

Dark Magician: 40 hours…more.

Conzie: I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE! END THE STORY!

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