Yugioh- Beach Party!! Chapter 4
Conzie: Now, where were we in torturing that stupid squirrel??
Kirby: Looking for this?
Conzie: Ahh! Yes! Hmm…this is the 1001th way? STUPID BOOK!
Kirby: 0___________0…I thought you liked that book…
Conzie: Uhh…not anymore. KILL!!
Tea:
Conzie: YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Conzie: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!! (walks back out, really pissed) HMPH!! Lets see, Abe? Wanna kill her?
Abe: Ok!! Now…where is that stupid card?
Kirby: Here!
Abe: Oh right! First I cut the card in half…
Tea: NOOooooooo!!!!!!!
Tea: THAT HURT SO MUCH! I'm IN PAIN! FRIENDS DON"T DO THAT!
Abe: OH SHUT UP! You see what I'm going to do?
Tea: NOOOO! DON'T RIP ME!! FRI-
Abe:
Tea: OWWWWWWWWWW!! DON'T KILL ME!!
Abe: ^____^!! Yayy! This is so fun!
Conzie: You know, we're not supposed to play with fire, but WHO CARES! We're just doing our Job!! ^____^!!
Abe: Wait!
Conzie: (@@)!!
Abe: DIE TEA AND SQUIRRELL!! DIEEEE!!!
Conzie/Joan: (@@)!!
Conzie: (to joan) I never knew your brother was evil…
Joan: Neither did I!
Cast ex. Mokuba and Seto: THERE IT IS!! (holding fire and pitchforks)
Mokuba: Uh…you guys could be more realistic…
Cast: O______O!! RRRRRRRRAGHLHHHH!!!
Conzie: As I don't want to go through the details, because this is a PG story, and I would like to keep it at that, I will censor what happens. However, using our imaginations, you can imagine what happened. START THE FREAKING STORY!
Director: Where were we?
Conzie: OH RA! Someone PLEASE KILL THIS ASSHOLE!
(Yes Joan, Dark Magician is perfectly healed and is good as new)
Dark Magician: NO…YUGI YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW THIS TIME!
Yami: YUGI! I told you not to do anything mean to your cards!
Yugi: He was trying to steal my girlfriend!!
Dark magician Chaos: MINE!!!
Yugi: MINE!!
Yami: Calm down! CALM DOWN! Didn't Joan summon 2 more dark Magician girls?
Joan: I DID! IF YUGI DARES TORTURE MY DARK MAGICIAN I'LL SUMMON ALL FIVE OF MINE TO TORTURE YUGI! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA*
Conzie: How nice, Joan is ticked…Oh…right…SOME ONE START THE STORY ALREADY DAMNIT!
Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! BYE!
Conzie: (@@) B link blink…
Kirby: Start already!
Conzie: On right. ON WITH The STORY!!
!@#$%^&*()))(***&&&&&&%%%%%%&^^^^#@!!%$$
Seto: You know, I never had a party before…
Joey: WHAT?
Seto: What can I say? Orphanage, abusive father, stupid meetings? School?
Mai: He has a point…
Seto: I'm so happy! ^___________^
Serenity: Now, before we eat that cake, lets eat normal food, then let's PARTY! ^____^!!
Marik: ALLRIGHT!
Malik: O_______________O Why are you so wet?
Bakura: Don't ask.
Ryou: O_________________O
Marik: ARRAGH! STUPID SAND STICKS TO ME! ARRRRRAGHHH!
Bakura: STUPID SAND!!
Malik: I wish I never knew you.
Isis: WOULD YOU TWO STOP CURSING THE SAND! IT'S LUNCH TIME!
Marik: LUNCH! ^___________^!!
Everyone: oO?
Isis: If you want him to be nice, or if you want to bribe him, it's food.
Bakura: heh Heh heh…
Ryou: DON"T YOU DARE!
Bakura: I forgot he joined the evil side.
Mokuba: oh! I forgot! Here are a lot of cookies!
Yugi: What flavor?
Mokuba: chocolate chip!
Yugi: YAYY!
Yami: OH SHIT!!!
Yugi: WHEEEEEE!!! YYYYAYYYY! FUNNNN!!
Yami: Mokuba!!
Mokuba: SUGAR FREE!
Yami: Weird…
Mokuba: Sugar Free…
Yami: SHIT! I remember him saying he was allergic to sugar-free stuff!
Mokuba: O_____________O…and this is what happends?
Yami: I have no clue…he never told me.
Mai: THE FOOD IS GETTING COLD!
Joey: But Mai! The food is cold!
Mai: oh…oops! I mean, uhh…before Joey eats it all!!
Joey: HEY!
Mai: You are so cute when you are angry!
Joey: (
Mokuba: I hate kisses!
Seto: -_____________________-||| Oh really Mokuba?
Mokuba: It's so bleah!
Seto: Actually, big brother was like you too, you'll change when you find the right girl! (looks at Serenity fondly)
Mokuba: I'm going to barf.
Yami: Kid? It's life!
Mokuba: I'm going to barf I'm going to barf I'm going to barf. OO excuse me…
Everyone: OO…um…let's not mention that for now.
Ryou: I thought he was kidding!
Bakura: Me too.
Marik: I still remember the good old days when I was a kid.
Malik: 4999 years ago?
Marik: SHUT UP!
Ryou: Remember to remind me to cook a cake for him on his birthday. I'll put 5000 candles on it.
Bakura: LOL!
Marik: HEY!
Ryou: Haha, just kidding!
Marik: That's not a bad idea!
Everyone: -__________________- I take that back!
Bakura: OO…no comment!
Mokuba: (running back) STOP EATING LET's shoot THE Téa shaped PIÑATA!
Bakura: YAYY!
Mokuba: I said Shoot.
Bakura: Oh right! BRING IT ON!
Mokuba: you guys see this dot?
Everyone:
Mokuba: It will only die and give out candy if you get it.
Everyone: OKKKIEE!
Conzie: FIRE!!
Pegasus: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Her soul was transferred in to the Piñata…
Conzie: O____O!! Fine fine, Uhh…thanks!! ^_____^! I MwAHHAHAHAHAHAH*!
Joan: OH RA! SHE'S ON SUGAR AGAIN!
Conzie: she's in the piñata!
Joan: OKIIEE!
Conzie: Who's on sugar?
After a while, the cast, and my friends and I didn't hit the uhh…teaish pinata.
Conzie: (out of breath) that's not piñata.
Cast: WHAT?
Conzie: That thing is tea.
Cast: ^____^!
Yugi: Where's the candy?
Conzie: Uhh…I'm going to give it to you after the party. I don't want you to go on sugar high…it's scary!
!@##%#&@%$#%$$#%!
Conzie: Another chapter done!! ^___^! YayyY! Thankies for those who reviewed! And for those that didn't, PLEASE REVIEW! I'm sorry I can't invite anymore people. It's getting to complicated.
Conzie: OO! THAT STUPID SQUIRREL! I THOUGHT YOU KILLED IT DARK MAGICIAN!!
Dark Magician: I'm going to need some help from my Yami!
Yami: You have a Yami?
Dark Magician: Please meet my Yami Dark Magician! (Arkana's Dark Magician)
Yami Dark Magician: Nice to meet you again. DON'T YOU DARE TORTURE MY AIBOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Yugi: (whimper) Okkiee!
Dark Magician: Back to the story Yami, what about that squirrel?
Yami Dark Magician: I'll kill it! I'll blast it to smithereens!
Joan: Uhh…Mr. Yami Dark Magician??
Yami Dark Magician: Yeah?
Joan: Doesn't Yami mean Dark? So would your name be Dark Dark Magician?
Yami Dark Magician: Hmm…your right, I'd better change my name to Darky Magician…
Joan: (@@)!! I didn't hear that…
Darky Magician: Back to the point…stupid squirrel! SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL! SO THEY MUST DIEE!!!
Squirrel: Me? Die? HA! You can't shoot properly!
Darky Magician: (starting to get really pissed) Where's my other rod? Ahhhh! Here it is!!
Conzie: How much longer?
Dark Magician: 40 hours…more.
Conzie: I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE! END THE STORY!
-blackout-
Conzie: Now, where were we in torturing that stupid squirrel??
Kirby: Looking for this?
Conzie: Ahh! Yes! Hmm…this is the 1001th way? STUPID BOOK!
Kirby: 0___________0…I thought you liked that book…
Conzie: Uhh…not anymore. KILL!!
Tea:
Conzie: YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Conzie: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!! (walks back out, really pissed) HMPH!! Lets see, Abe? Wanna kill her?
Abe: Ok!! Now…where is that stupid card?
Kirby: Here!
Abe: Oh right! First I cut the card in half…
Tea: NOOooooooo!!!!!!!
Tea: THAT HURT SO MUCH! I'm IN PAIN! FRIENDS DON"T DO THAT!
Abe: OH SHUT UP! You see what I'm going to do?
Tea: NOOOO! DON'T RIP ME!! FRI-
Abe:
Tea: OWWWWWWWWWW!! DON'T KILL ME!!
Abe: ^____^!! Yayy! This is so fun!
Conzie: You know, we're not supposed to play with fire, but WHO CARES! We're just doing our Job!! ^____^!!
Abe: Wait!
Conzie: (@@)!!
Abe: DIE TEA AND SQUIRRELL!! DIEEEE!!!
Conzie/Joan: (@@)!!
Conzie: (to joan) I never knew your brother was evil…
Joan: Neither did I!
Cast ex. Mokuba and Seto: THERE IT IS!! (holding fire and pitchforks)
Mokuba: Uh…you guys could be more realistic…
Cast: O______O!! RRRRRRRRAGHLHHHH!!!
Conzie: As I don't want to go through the details, because this is a PG story, and I would like to keep it at that, I will censor what happens. However, using our imaginations, you can imagine what happened. START THE FREAKING STORY!
Director: Where were we?
Conzie: OH RA! Someone PLEASE KILL THIS ASSHOLE!
(Yes Joan, Dark Magician is perfectly healed and is good as new)
Dark Magician: NO…YUGI YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW THIS TIME!
Yami: YUGI! I told you not to do anything mean to your cards!
Yugi: He was trying to steal my girlfriend!!
Dark magician Chaos: MINE!!!
Yugi: MINE!!
Yami: Calm down! CALM DOWN! Didn't Joan summon 2 more dark Magician girls?
Joan: I DID! IF YUGI DARES TORTURE MY DARK MAGICIAN I'LL SUMMON ALL FIVE OF MINE TO TORTURE YUGI! MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA*
Conzie: How nice, Joan is ticked…Oh…right…SOME ONE START THE STORY ALREADY DAMNIT!
Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! BYE!
Conzie: (@@) B link blink…
Kirby: Start already!
Conzie: On right. ON WITH The STORY!!
!@#$%^&*()))(***&&&&&&%%%%%%&^^^^#@!!%$$
Seto: You know, I never had a party before…
Joey: WHAT?
Seto: What can I say? Orphanage, abusive father, stupid meetings? School?
Mai: He has a point…
Seto: I'm so happy! ^___________^
Serenity: Now, before we eat that cake, lets eat normal food, then let's PARTY! ^____^!!
Marik: ALLRIGHT!
Malik: O_______________O Why are you so wet?
Bakura: Don't ask.
Ryou: O_________________O
Marik: ARRAGH! STUPID SAND STICKS TO ME! ARRRRRAGHHH!
Bakura: STUPID SAND!!
Malik: I wish I never knew you.
Isis: WOULD YOU TWO STOP CURSING THE SAND! IT'S LUNCH TIME!
Marik: LUNCH! ^___________^!!
Everyone: oO?
Isis: If you want him to be nice, or if you want to bribe him, it's food.
Bakura: heh Heh heh…
Ryou: DON"T YOU DARE!
Bakura: I forgot he joined the evil side.
Mokuba: oh! I forgot! Here are a lot of cookies!
Yugi: What flavor?
Mokuba: chocolate chip!
Yugi: YAYY!
Yami: OH SHIT!!!
Yugi: WHEEEEEE!!! YYYYAYYYY! FUNNNN!!
Yami: Mokuba!!
Mokuba: SUGAR FREE!
Yami: Weird…
Mokuba: Sugar Free…
Yami: SHIT! I remember him saying he was allergic to sugar-free stuff!
Mokuba: O_____________O…and this is what happends?
Yami: I have no clue…he never told me.
Mai: THE FOOD IS GETTING COLD!
Joey: But Mai! The food is cold!
Mai: oh…oops! I mean, uhh…before Joey eats it all!!
Joey: HEY!
Mai: You are so cute when you are angry!
Joey: (
Mokuba: I hate kisses!
Seto: -_____________________-||| Oh really Mokuba?
Mokuba: It's so bleah!
Seto: Actually, big brother was like you too, you'll change when you find the right girl! (looks at Serenity fondly)
Mokuba: I'm going to barf.
Yami: Kid? It's life!
Mokuba: I'm going to barf I'm going to barf I'm going to barf. OO excuse me…
Everyone: OO…um…let's not mention that for now.
Ryou: I thought he was kidding!
Bakura: Me too.
Marik: I still remember the good old days when I was a kid.
Malik: 4999 years ago?
Marik: SHUT UP!
Ryou: Remember to remind me to cook a cake for him on his birthday. I'll put 5000 candles on it.
Bakura: LOL!
Marik: HEY!
Ryou: Haha, just kidding!
Marik: That's not a bad idea!
Everyone: -__________________- I take that back!
Bakura: OO…no comment!
Mokuba: (running back) STOP EATING LET's shoot THE Téa shaped PIÑATA!
Bakura: YAYY!
Mokuba: I said Shoot.
Bakura: Oh right! BRING IT ON!
Mokuba: you guys see this dot?
Everyone:
Mokuba: It will only die and give out candy if you get it.
Everyone: OKKKIEE!
Conzie: FIRE!!
Pegasus: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Her soul was transferred in to the Piñata…
Conzie: O____O!! Fine fine, Uhh…thanks!! ^_____^! I MwAHHAHAHAHAHAH*!
Joan: OH RA! SHE'S ON SUGAR AGAIN!
Conzie: she's in the piñata!
Joan: OKIIEE!
Conzie: Who's on sugar?
After a while, the cast, and my friends and I didn't hit the uhh…teaish pinata.
Conzie: (out of breath) that's not piñata.
Cast: WHAT?
Conzie: That thing is tea.
Cast: ^____^!
Yugi: Where's the candy?
Conzie: Uhh…I'm going to give it to you after the party. I don't want you to go on sugar high…it's scary!
!@##%#&@%$#%$$#%!
Conzie: Another chapter done!! ^___^! YayyY! Thankies for those who reviewed! And for those that didn't, PLEASE REVIEW! I'm sorry I can't invite anymore people. It's getting to complicated.
Conzie: OO! THAT STUPID SQUIRREL! I THOUGHT YOU KILLED IT DARK MAGICIAN!!
Dark Magician: I'm going to need some help from my Yami!
Yami: You have a Yami?
Dark Magician: Please meet my Yami Dark Magician! (Arkana's Dark Magician)
Yami Dark Magician: Nice to meet you again. DON'T YOU DARE TORTURE MY AIBOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Yugi: (whimper) Okkiee!
Dark Magician: Back to the story Yami, what about that squirrel?
Yami Dark Magician: I'll kill it! I'll blast it to smithereens!
Joan: Uhh…Mr. Yami Dark Magician??
Yami Dark Magician: Yeah?
Joan: Doesn't Yami mean Dark? So would your name be Dark Dark Magician?
Yami Dark Magician: Hmm…your right, I'd better change my name to Darky Magician…
Joan: (@@)!! I didn't hear that…
Darky Magician: Back to the point…stupid squirrel! SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL! SO THEY MUST DIEE!!!
Squirrel: Me? Die? HA! You can't shoot properly!
Darky Magician: (starting to get really pissed) Where's my other rod? Ahhhh! Here it is!!
Conzie: How much longer?
Dark Magician: 40 hours…more.
Conzie: I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE! END THE STORY!
-blackout-
