Disclaimer: After being totally nagged by the girls who wrote this (myself included) I have begun my search for the legal papers in my room… so for there's no proof that we own Harry Potter… or the fact that there's a floor in my room…
-=====-Harry Potter and the Secret Love Diaries -=====-
Chapter two – Confrontation
Mary-Sue walked into the Great Hall for breakfast the morning after the journal entries were written. She caught Harry's eye… the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife… or a spoon.
"Good morning Harry," she said in her perfect singsong bimbo voice.
"Hi," Harry grunted.
"Guess what." Said Mary-Sue, her voice still singsong and bimbo-ish
"What?" grunted Harry Potter, sounding more and more like a pig.
Mary-Sue lowered her voice. "Draco's mine…"
Replay of ad for Chamber of Secrets Dueling scene"You wish," Harry's voice was really deep.
"Ooo-er." Said Mary-Sue back in bimbo style, her eyes skimmed over the Great Hall in search of Draco… they made eye contact.
"Scared Potter?" Mary-Sue said, her voice getting higher and higher.
"You wish," Harry said, his voice getting deeper and deeper.
Harry's diary – Griffindor tower
8:00 pm
Beginning of term one
6th year
Dear Diary,
Today Draco sat in front of me again, his hair flowing all over my work, tossing his long locks… ahhh… like in one of those American muggle movies that uncle Vernon would never let me watch, so I watched gay porn movies instead!
And then there's Mary-Sue. She's trying to steal my Draco from me! Well, I'm not going to let her! I'm gonna get him! Even if it kills me.
Lots of love, Harry
Will Harry ever find love? (Not likely)
Will Draco decide between Mary-Sue and Harry?
Will Hermione ever come into the story? (Not likely)
Who knows?
Who cares?
But stick around for more diary entries!
