Yugioh-Beach Party 5

Darky Magician: (still mumbling)

Dark Magician: OH RA!

Dark Magician Girl walks in with Chaos.

Dark Magician Girl: Oh my love!

Chaos: Got that - (@@)!

Dark Magician Girl: (jumps into dark Magician's Arms)

Dark Magician: LOVE IS IN THE AIR!

Dark Magician Girl: Will you go out with me to the fair this Saturday?

Dark Magician: Of course my love!

Chaos: But-But-but-we are going on Saturday!

Dark Magician Girl: Oh shut up. Go find an another girl. I've got my sweetie pie right here! (giggle)

Chaos: But I thought you liked me!

Dark Magician: She's mine now! (blushes and give Dark Magician girl a hug)

Dark magician Girl: He's so much nicer and cuter then you!

Dark Magician Chaos:

Dark Magician: Go on! You know you like her!

Dark magician Chaos: What should I say?

Dark Magician: Oh.just go! hi! This is a friend of mine! You can call him Chaos!

Witch of the black forest: hi Chaos!

Yugi: (@@)!!

Yami: Uhh.//You have your girl friend!//

Yugi: \oh right!!\

Yami: Uhh.Dark Magician?

Dark Magician: Yami?

Yami: Uhh.Yeah?

Dark Magician: Do you mind if I take the week off?

Yami: Uhh.no.

Darky Magician: (loses concentration) DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAK-(sees his aibou and Dark Magician girl talking) oooooooo!!!

Conzie: What about the spell?

Darky Magician: Uhh.I lost concentration!

Conzie: RA!! WEAPONS! GET READYY! SEETT GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirby: Conzie does not own Yuigoh.

Conzie: (ignores kirby) ATTTTTTTTACCCCCKKK!

Squirrel: (sleeping, woken up by my scream) OO! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee~!!

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Ryou: What beautiful fireworks!

Bakura: Those weren't fireworks.

Ryou: Oh.right! I knew that!

Isis: Oh Ra. Hey Kaiba! Wanna open your presents??

Seto: Okiiee!

Isis: (throws him a package) (wink) Marik loves this present!

Marik: BUT I -

Isis: (covers his mouth) SHUT UP!

Seto: (jaw drops) B-B-I-I-isn't this.Marik's rod?

Marik: WHAT?!

Isis: Uh huh! He doesn't treat it well, so I thought you'd like it!

Seto: ^_^!!

Yami: I'd thought he's never give it back to you.

Seto: Back to me? ^.~?? I didn't get that last statement.

Isis: Uhh.hmm.lets say you owned it like 5000 years ago.

Seto: Oh, right, how'd Marik get it?

Isis: stole it or something.

Seto: -___________- I knew that! I knew that!

Joey: (throws Seto a package) Here!

Serenity: JOEY! BE NICE!

Seto: (opens it) Umm.10 free burgers from Burger world! How nice of you! -_- |||

Mai: Here!

Seto: OOF! What is it?

Mai: You are so going to need it!

Seto: (rips open package) A BOOM BOX! YAYY!! ^_^! Thanks Mai!

Mai: No Prob.

Yami: Here! (gives him a lighter package, to his delight)

Seto: CDS! Oohhh!! Yayyy!

Mokuba: ^____^! You guys are making him high on sugar.

Seto: Got that right!

Marik/Malik: Here!

Seto: (opens envolope) 2 tickets to Barney on Ice! -_-;;

Mokuba: (sarcastic) Yayy!??

Marik: You HAVE TO GO WATCH IT!

Seto: Uhh.sure! -__-;;

Yugi: HERE! ^________________________^!

Seto: (gulp) (@@) Uh oh.An unlimited supply of chocolate! Uh oh.

Mokuba: YAAAAYYYYY! (^____________^!! Extremely pleased) Let's go tomorrow!

Seto: Ok! Sure!

Ryou: Here!!

Seto: Hey Serenity Look!

Serenity: Hey! That's me!

Ryou: Uh huh! I'd thought you'd like it!

Bakura: Here! (gives Seto a stash of weapons)

Seto: OO??

Everyone: (@@)??

Bakura: In case that squirrel pops out.

Seto: ohhh! ^_^!

Mokuba: Big Brother??

Seto: Yes mokuba?

Mokuba: Can we PWEESE go home?

Seto: *____*!!??

Mokuba: Everyone else can come too, I have a surprise for you at home.

Seto: ^.~?? Uhh.ok!!

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Conzie: What's Mokuba's Gift? Hmmm.Why don't we go see what Dark Magician and Dark Magician girl is doing!

Dark magician: I wish I could spend the rest of my days like this.

Dark Magician Girl: Oh, don't be silly! You're not THAT old.

Dark Magician: I let you heal my mental wounds don't I?

Conzie: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!

As conz was speaking, they in leaned in for a kiss.

Conzie: OO! I didn't need to see that!

Kirby: What to do now??

Abe: BLAST THE SQUIRREL TO BITS! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*!!!

Conzie: Yep! He's joined the evil side.

Joan: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! YOU ARE EVIL!

Conzie: No, I'm INSANE and Evil.

Koko: Ok! No fighting! KILL THE SQUIRREL!

Kirby: ATTTTTTACKKK!!!

Squirrel: (dosed off)

Everyone throws like 5000 atomic bombs and runs away really fast.

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

The scene becomes very gory. Not suitibule for PG. I'm rating this chappe pg-13. That atomic bomb thing was WAAAAAAAAAYY TO STRONG!

Conzie: Yami? Do you mind uh.summoning Mystical Elf and tell her to pray for everything to go back to normal?

Yami: Not that I'd mind. I SUMMON MYSTICAL ELF!!

Conz: Hi! Um, can you make everything back to normal, like WITHOUT the squirrel?

Mystical Elf: (nod nod)

Conz: Ok thanks!

Everything goes back to normal, and the squirrel is dead.

Everyone: (rejoices)

Conzie: Please read and review!! Now, I'm going to eat some sugar and I'll see you next time!

Kirby: What's next? First, a bird, then a squirrel and then a mosquito? What dies next?

Conzie: Really, I don't know. Usually the squirrel dies the end, but I guess I got sick of that annoying squirrel. ^__^!