Beach Party-Chapter 6

Chaos: (returns with 4 lumps on his head)

Dark Magician: What happened?

Chaos: When I told her I was a ritual, she dumped me!

Dark Magician: Ouchies.hey Sweetie?

Dark Magician Girl: Yeah?

Dark Magician: I got something to ask you.

Dark Magician Girl: What is it?

Dark Magician: To all that bear witness.

Everyone: huh? What does this have to do with us?

Dark Magician: (kneels on one knee )I ask the Dark Magician Girl; Will you marry me?

Everyone: OMR!!!!! OO!!! CONGRATS!!!

Chaos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dark Magician Girl: Of course I will! (pulls him up and gives him a kiss)

Conzie: Oh wow! Such excitement in the beginning!

Lawyers: DISCLAMIER!!

Conz: Oh right, I don't own Yugioh. (shoots)

Lawyer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Conzie: (bazooka shoots out fireworks) Gets them every time.

Lawyer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- blink blink.what happened.

Conzie: IF YOU DARE BOTHER US I'LL KILL YOU!

!!@#$$%&@&@%^$@&$^!#@$#%^%^%^%^%^

Mokuba: Now, start packing lemme go make a phone call. (takes out cell and starts walking off.)

Seto: What's this about?

Mokuba: You'll see! ^____________^

After a couple on minutes. Mokuba cried,

Mokuba: C'mon! Let's go!

Seto: Ok, everyone in!!!

The ride home was very comfortable, and soon they got to Seto's home. ^____^!! They all piled out of the car, while Mokuba opened the door.

Voice: Please state name and password.

Mokuba: Mokuba Kaiba Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Voice: Welcome! (door swings open)

Seto: Blink. What's this about?

Mokuba: OH C'MON! TO your room! Oh, and girls that room, boys, that room

Mai: DON"T YOU DARE LOOK!

Marik: We wouldn't think about it.

Isis: PERVERTS! (whacks them with a frying pan of doom).

Marik: x___X

Seto: mokuba! What are you doing?

Mokuba: Go, take a shower or a bubble bath, I'll be back with something. AND WASH YOUR HAIR!

Seto: I can't believe I'm being ordered around by my little brother. (reluctantly walks into the bathroom to wash up) I wonder what's going on.

Mokuba: Now, where did I leave that tux. Oh here it is!!! Now, lemme write a note. (scribbles something on piece of paper)

Seto: Ok! Mokuba! I'm done! (walks out of the shower room)

Mokuba: Oh here! Wear this after you've dried off, and read what the note says, I'm going to take a bubble bath!

Seto: oO??? (picks up note) A WHAT? A FORMAL PARTY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs back into the shower) WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME EARLIER!!!

Mokuba: I think big Brother just found out. O well! (hops out of the tub and dries himself off) Now, where did I leave that suit.

Yami: What should I wear? The Blue or the Black one?? HELLP!

Yugi: Gee, yami, when were YOU into fashion?

Yami: Hey, Malik! What does your sister like?

Malik: (bored) Blue. (yawns) Why do I have to dress formally?

Marik: (grumbling) BECAUSE IT'S A FORMAL PARTY!

Joey: (fell asleep) zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

Males: JOEY!

Joey: HUH! WHAT DA!?

Yugi: Get dressed! You know you wanna look good in front of Mai!

Link: Lol!!!

Joey: AND YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF ZELDA!!

Link: (blush blush)

Young Link: (blink) Innocent. Slow dancing is bleah.

Kirby: (nods head) Uh huh.

Link: I wish we had Young Zelda. (grinning evil)

Young Link: What would she look like? (dreaming)

Kirby: OH GOD. I don't know these people.

Abe: How did I get stuck with them?

Yami Abe: Sniff.In a room with a couple of insane people.

Ryou/Bakura: (death glaring at Abe's Yami)

Abe: You'd better apologize my Yami.

Ryou/Bakura: (still death glaring)

Yami Abe: I take that back.

Ryou/Bakura: (smiles happily and goes back to dress)

Conzie/Joan: DIEEEE!!! (Ripping up 7th grade, Candle Light Dress, (for those who don't know, the Candle Light Dinner is a formal dance at school, on Dec. 7.)

Mai: OMG! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! That was a nice dress!!

Joan: YEAH RIGHT!!! (takes out sniper rifle and shoots the dresses.)

Isis: What's so bad about it?

Conzie: IT'S TO FREAKING SHORT!!

Serenity: What are you guys going to wear.

Conzie: A nicer dress! ^_____^!!

Mai: Pink?

Joan: NO! PINK! I'D DIE!! We're gonna wear black and dark blue!

Zelda: Pink is ugly. Doesn't suit me. If you ask me Princess Peach is annoying.

Mai:

Mai: (points to a pair of seriously high platforms. (like umm.7 in.)) How about that one?

Joan: (tries them on) STUPID THING! I CAN'T WALK IN WHoAAAAAAAAA!!! (nearly falls and Koko holds her back)

Zelda: Geez. That's a lot of shoes!

Koko: You guys should have gotten ready yesterday!

Joan/Conzie: LIKE WE HAD TIME!

Koko: ::??

Joan: Cousins.? It was the perfect time to kill!

Conzie: Story? Damn. Cursed writers block.

Koko: I HAD THE SQUIRREL??

Conzie: Which appeared in my story??

Koko: OH right.

Joan: GRRRRRR.

Ra: OWW!!! WHY DO I SEE A HUGE PILE OF SHOES IN FRONT OF MY THRONE??? AND WHO THREW THAT PAIR OF SHOES AT ME?

Conzie: OO.is it just me or is the pile too high?

Joan: WHO CARES!!!

Conzie: Uhh.Joan???

Joan: WHAT? (grumpily)

Conzie: Help?

Joan: (turns around) WHAT IS IT OO!!!!

The pile teeters dangerously.

Conzie: OO.(waves hand and half of that pile disappears)

Serenity: Only half of that pile? What about the other??

Conzie: Depends if Joan wants to make that disappear.

Girls: (screams) WHO IS IT???

Bakura: Me..

Girls: Oh. Come in.

Bakura: Ok. (opens door) OO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (sees pile of shoes showering on him)

Joan: Oops. My bad. (waves hand and those shoes disappear)

Bakura: x_____________________X Koko? Could you come with me for a sec?

Koko: Hmph. Fine. (walks out to hallway.)

Koko: (closes door) What do you want??

Bakura: Yugi wants to know if you'll dance with him.

Koko: OO!! WHAT?

Bakura: I know, I know. Random.

Koko: That's not random. That's.VERY RANDOM!!

Bakura: Yes, I know.

Koko: I guess.ok.

Bakura: Ok.he'll be on sugar high.

Conzie: Took to long.

Serenity: (walks out the shower room, with hair sticking to her back) ISIS! Your turn!!

Isis: Coming! Mai! You're after me!!

Conzie: Whatever, We don't need to waste time taking a shower.

Mai: (horrified) WHY NOT?

Conzie: Powers!

Mai: Lucky You.

Joan: HA.

Yami Conzie: Aibou, what am I gonna wear?

Yami Joan: Yeah! What are we gonna wear?

Joan/Conzie: (starts giggling uncontrollably) AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH*

Yami Conzie/Yami Joan: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Joan: AHAHAHAHAH!!! My yami is gonna kill me.

Conzie: No worries! Mine is too, let's cover them with the shoes if they dare.

Joan: Good idea.

Yami Conzie/Yami Joan: WHAT ARE WE GONNA WEAR?

Joan/Conzie: (waves hands) There! All we need to do is to do your hair, later. And the makeup.

Yami Conzie/ Yami Joan: (both look into the mirror) WHAT????!!! OO!!! AIBOUUUUUU!!!

Yami Conzie and Yami Joan are in a light pink and a light purple dress. Quite long, but it doesn't drag to the floor. Has some lace, and it has a side cut on both sides, but it fluffs around (some what cinderellaish but not that Fluffed out). It reveals most of the back, but it is also a halter.

Koko: ^___^!! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Yami Conzie/ Yami Joan: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Conzie: WHAT? You wanted me to put you in that mini skirt?

Yami Joan: Huh??

Conzie/Joan: (snaps fingers ) Likes this?

Yami Conzie: (Looks at self) IT'S SO REVEALING!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!!!

Yami joan: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Joan: We told you!

Yami Joan: WHY NOT SOMETHING LIKE YOURS??

Conzie/Joan: (waves hand, and the both go back to regular clothes) Because, they didn't have your size.

Zelda: Good thing I'm just about ready. Just need hair, makeup and I'll be ready for my date.

Yami Conzie: I'm gonna go kill the designers.

Mai: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP! I'm trying to do the make up on Serenity!

All girls ex Mai, Isis, Serenity: Sorry!!!

Mai: HMPH.

Zelda: WHO IS IT???

Abe: Me.

Zelda: Who's Me.

Abe: ABRAHAM!

Girls: What do you want?

Abe: I'd like to see, Conz her Yami, and my sis and her Yami.

All four: (grumbling) Blah blah blah.

Abe: Sorry about that.

Joan: GET TO THE POINT!!

Abe: Gee sis, touchy! Touchy!

Joan: Geez!!

Abe: ok OK! Uhh..yami joan.don't kill me but uhh.

Yami Joan: GET TO THE POINT!!!

Abe: Marik wants to dance with you!!! (thinking: I'm not gonna get killed I'm not gonna get killed)

Yami Joan: Wh-(gets smothered by Joan)

Joan: Tell him she accepts. ^____^!! (grins evily)

Abe: Tell him the good news Yami.

Yami Abe: OKKKIEE!! (runs to the boys room) HEY MARIK!!! SHE ACCEPTS!!

Marik: (from room, but it can be heard in the hallway) YYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYYYY!! (jumps around)

Yami Joan: WHY YOU LITT-

Joan: (innocently) you wouldn't want him, well, you know heartbroken!!!

Yami Joan: (grumbles) stupid aibou.

Abe: Uhh.Ryou wants to invite Yami Conzie.

Yami Conzie: (jaw drops and is about to say something but gets interrupted by Conzie)

Conzie: Sure! She'll go! (evil grin)

Abe: (gives thumbs up sign to his Yami)

Ryou: YAAAAAAAAYYY!!! (sounds of vases breaking)

Everyone: OO????

Yami Abe: he's ok.

Yami Conzie: I'm GONNA-

Abe: (interrupts conzie's yami) And uhh, Bakura wants to invite Joan and Malik wants to invite Conzie.

Joan/Conzie: WHAT-(gets smothered by their yamis)

Yami Joan/Yami Conzie: They'll accept!!! ^____^!!

Joan: STUPID YAMI! (starts chasing her Yami.)

Yami Joan: YOU wouldn't want to have his heart broken! ^_____^!! Eat your own words!!

Joan: (grumbles) GRRRRR..

Conzie: YOU CURSED YAMI!

Yami Conzie: Revenge is sweet.

Conzie/Joan: (nod at each other)

10 tons of shoes fall out of the sky.

Yami Conzie/Yami Joan: OO.OUCH!!!

Abe: (gives his Yami two thumbs up)

We can hear sounds of chairs breaking and more vases.

All four: (walk back into the room)

Serenity: What happened? We heard some sounds!! What happened?

Yami Conzie: Ten tons of shoes fell on her yami and me.

Mai: ouch!!

Yami Conzie: say that again.

Isis: But we heard-

Yami Joan: her brother told us that ryou, bakura, mailk, marik wanted to dance with us.

Zelda: did you accept?

All four: BECAUSE SHE MADE ME!!

Mai: -_________________-||| Ok, serenity! You're done!

Serenity: (looks in the mirror) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs off to wash it all off)

Mai: Sniff! Did I do something wrong?

Serenity: NOBODY LET MAI DO YOUR MAKEUP!!! STUPID FOUNDATION! WHAT IS THIS WATERPROOF MASCARA! HELP!!!!!!

Joan/Conzie: -_______-|||.I hate foundation, and blush and EYELINER!

Yami Conzie/Yami Joan: Whatever that look was, I like my dress, it looked a LOT better.

Joan: YOU'D BETTER!!!

Conzie: (does hair with magic; hair puffs out like a lion) EEP!!! OO!!! Wrong spell.

Yami Conzie: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Conzie: (touches yami conzie's hair; her hair spikes out) HMPH..

Yami Conzie:

Mokuba: Seto! Are you done?

Seto: ARRAGH!! Mokuba! Don't scare me like that!

Mokuba: Sorry!! Now did you put that tux on?

Seto: (whines) does it have to be white??

Mokuba: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Seto: (whines) but it's so white!

Mokuba: Geez.

Seto: My cursed hair is messed up. I can't comb it! It's tangled!

Mokuba: Gimme the brush! (snatches brush from Seto's hand and start comb his hair rapidly)

Seto: OWW!! IT HURTS! OWWWWWWIIIIIEEEE!!!

Mokuba: Done! Now, we need some hair spray!! (takes hairspray from Seto and starts spraying hair spray.)

Seto: Ouch.OO.

Mokuba: Ok!! Done!

Seto: How did you become a genius at hair?

Mokuba: (shakes head) how on earth do I do my hair?

Seto: I dunno.

Mokuba: OH gee.

Yugi: WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Yami: YUGi! GET YOUR PANTS ON! WE DON'T NEED YOU DANCING AROUND IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS!!

Yugi: Ahh..right! BUT KOKO SAID OK!!

Yami: GEEZ CALM DOWN!!!

Joey: (falls asleep again) ZZZZzzzzZZZZZ

Yugi: (calms down) JOEY!

Joey: zzzzzzzz-HUH!?

Yugi: YOU NEED A TRIM!

Joey: Speak for Marik.

Marik: GRRRRR..

Yami: (ties Joey Tightly to the chair) Hmmm.Kirby!?? Cut his hair a little please.

Kirby: OKKIIIEE!!

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (moves around) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!

Kirby: You move around too much.

Abe: (sigh) AGAIN! (snaps fingers and Joey's hair is fine again)

Ryou: Yami! Do I look ok?

Bakura: DO I LOOK OK?

Malik: RA CURSED HAIR! I CAN'T GET IT TO STAY IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!

Marik: STUPID HAIR! IT DOESN'T GO THE WAY I'D LIKE IT TO GO! YOU STUPID RA CURSED BLEEP BLEEP HAIR THINGIE!!!

Kirby: -__________-

Yami: YUGI! IS MY HAIR OK?

Yugi: YAAMI! WHAT SHOULD I WEAR???

#%%%%%!^$#####!!!!!!^!&$$$$3

Conzie: (Blink) That was a loong chapter!!

Conzie: GET THAT FLY!!!

Fly: BZZ!! (please read and review!!!!)

Conzie: YOU DAMN FLY!

Everyone: ATTTTTTACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! (shooting bazooka!)

Kirby: HAVE A GOOD DAY! (flies over and starts attacking Fly,)

(A/N: I was gonna put the marriage of Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl Together, but, as this chappe was too long, I will put it in the next chapter!! ^_______^!!