-=====-Harry Potter and the Secret Love Diaries -=====-
Chapter four – Ghosts can do that?
Ronan the Centaurs Diary – Forbidden Forest
8:00 pm
Beginning of term one
Mars is in an unlikely position with Mercury… Venus is in an unusual alignment with Jupiter and Saturn. Pluto is watching gay porn… oh wait! That's Ron's dad. Something fishys going on around Hogwarts… I think it was those fish fingers I had last night.
Hermione's Diary – Griffindor Tower
9:00 pm
Beginning of term one
6th year
(Wow, Hermione's finally come into the story!)
Dear Diary,
I haven't been mention in this story at all…
I keep wanting to end my life, but my overly large brain keeps telling me not
too, and you know how bossy it is.
I've also noticed that Malfoy (he's so hot) keeps doing some strange eyebrow
thing at the Weasley's, like he's trying to come onto them. Wish he'd come onto
me… mmmmmmm…. Why do Slytherins have to be so damn hot (except for that ugly mule guy, I don't know his last name, something Flint…)?!?
Also, I've been hearing that Malfoy has a creamy caramel centre in his *Lavender screams*. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. Not that I listen to rumours.
(I want Malfoy du du du du du…..
I want Malfoy du du du du du…..
(song to "I Want Candy" by Aaron Carter))
Love, Hermione….
Ginny's Diary – Griffindor Girls Dorm
9:00pm
Beginning term one
5th year
Dear diary,
Today in the tower I heard Hermione singing a song about wanting Malfoy. Why
would she bother? Terrance Higgs is hotter! You know, I really hope this diary
isn't like you-know-who's….
Well, Ginny… about that…
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo……………
Ginny, did u know that Draco Malfoy has a creamy caramel centre in his *Ginny slams book shut*
Harry's Diary – Boys Toilet
10:00 pm
MALFOY HAS A CREAMY CARAMEL CENTRE IN HIS *toilet flushes*
Malfoy's Diary – Slytherin Tower
10:00 pm
Beginning term one
6th year
Dear Diary,
Ok, there's another rumour going around about me…
Something about my *bell rings* having a caramel centre.
I mean I haven't been jacking off lately but I don't think I have caramel in my
*bell rings*
Gotta go, Malfoy.
Cedric Diggory's Diary - Myrtle's cubical
1:00 am
Beginning term one
Dead!
OH! OH! MYRTLE! MYRTLE!!!
I didn't think that ghosts could do that…
Well, they can now…
After I died my life (or what ever) has been gay (Kris: was it gay or great?)…
Myrtle offered to share her toilet with me… and… well…. Yes… *ahem*
From Cedric…
Myrtle's Diary – Toilet U-bend
1:00am
Beginning term one
Dead!
OH GOD YES!!!!!
And to think I wasted all this time moaning about Harry!
Cedric is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood…
