Love? What's Love?
Author: Lecta-97
Rating: R
Warnings: Language- horrible
Disclaimer: Look at the first chapter if you don't know. I don't own any thing so don't sue me!
Last Time: Bulma finished her project, Project 104S, and sent it on its way to start its mission. Yamcha came to see Bulma and got his ass pushed out of her mansion. Vegeta got a little hungry and Bulma was board. Bulma threw some ice cream at Vegeta and an all out ice cream war was in progress!
Chapter 2: Strange Occurrences
Vegeta trained hard for hours just feeling board. He needed a new challenge! Goku? Sure he could help me train, but that's not the kind of challenge I need. Humm.something interesting. He snapped his fingers. "That's it."
Meanwhile in the foyer.
The rhythm of Sum 41 "Fat Lip" was playing throughout the house making sure to tell the occupants that there was some one at the door. Bulma walked up the steps that separated the foyer from the cute little cove where the doors were.
She opened the door to find the one and only.Yamcha. "Oh, hi Yamcha." Bulma boardly stated. "Hey.Bulma Baby, what's with the attitude?" "Yamcha I don't think that we should go out any more. I don't like you any more than a friend and it is so easy to tell that your such a fucking cheater. So go and be with you little whores and get out of my house!" "Okay.um Bulma.can we still be friends?" "Sure Yamcha. I just.don't like you any more. We can stay friends though. You may be the one I lost my virginity to, but NO you cant come by and eat my food or train here any more. Vegeta is enough. Hey you're a baseball player you have a nice apartment and a ton of training areas to go to so please just don't bother me any more!" "No problem Bulma ba.Bulma. I guess I'll see you around some time." "K." Yamcha walked to the door that was about two feet talker then him and walked out.
Bulma turned to the foyer and plopped down on her heart shaped two person couch. "Well at least Yamcha's gone for good!" Bulma spoke to no one in particular.
While Bulma was talking mentally to herself Vegeta decided to pick that moment to come out of the GR, gravity room, and search for some one to fight with. Upon thinking that thought he spotted Bunny. Bulma's overly happy mother wandering about. She seemed as if she were looking for something. Vegeta was about to leave when he heard her annoying voice. "Vegeta? Oh it is you. Hun do you happen to know where Bulma is? I cant find her any where." "No! Cook me some food." "Oh.You should have told me you were hungry. Bulma can't cook and she has a little temper. She probably started to starve you, you poor dear. I'll wip you up something in a jiffy." "." When there was no answer Bunny turned around to find nothing there. "Humm. where could that boy be? Oh well he'll smell the food and come here soon. Heeheehee"
Bulma got board just sitting there and decided to check up on project 104S. "Humm." She said out loud to herself. "So my project is working just as it was instructed to. It'll be about a month before it has enough information to finish its task but that's good compared to the original year that it was thought to work at." "What are you jabbering about now woman?" an unsuspecting screeched and jumped backward onto Vegeta causing him to topple over from the assault. He didn't expect her to react that much to his cruel voice, but it was good enough for him.
They both landed on the hard tile floor. Most of the impact was taken from Vegeta and he was not phased by it. Bulma jumped up right after he did and hugged him. "Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou!" She said as fast as she could. "Didn't I tell you NOT to touch me?!" "No you didn't are you gonna make something of it?" "Maybe" he said while pinning her up against the wall. "Or maybe NOTTTT!" Bulma said. She had picked her feet up and slammed them into Vegeta's stomach. It didn't hurt him, but he was so shocked that he just sat on the cold tile floor. "Oh my god Vegeta. Are you alright?" "." "Answer me god damn it." "I''M FINE WOMAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" "Wow that's a relief! I thought I had really hurt you!" "Like you could." He said while his mind said What the hell how could she do that. It was almost as if she was a saiyan! No that cant be it. There are no more female saiyans alive. She's been training that's it. She's been training. Right?!
A/N: Bulma and Yamcha are finished. Why is Bulma's mother at Bulma's place? What kind of mission would take a month or a year to complete? And has Bulma really been training? Find out most in the next chapter out soon!
Author: Lecta-97
Rating: R
Warnings: Language- horrible
Disclaimer: Look at the first chapter if you don't know. I don't own any thing so don't sue me!
Last Time: Bulma finished her project, Project 104S, and sent it on its way to start its mission. Yamcha came to see Bulma and got his ass pushed out of her mansion. Vegeta got a little hungry and Bulma was board. Bulma threw some ice cream at Vegeta and an all out ice cream war was in progress!
Chapter 2: Strange Occurrences
Vegeta trained hard for hours just feeling board. He needed a new challenge! Goku? Sure he could help me train, but that's not the kind of challenge I need. Humm.something interesting. He snapped his fingers. "That's it."
Meanwhile in the foyer.
The rhythm of Sum 41 "Fat Lip" was playing throughout the house making sure to tell the occupants that there was some one at the door. Bulma walked up the steps that separated the foyer from the cute little cove where the doors were.
She opened the door to find the one and only.Yamcha. "Oh, hi Yamcha." Bulma boardly stated. "Hey.Bulma Baby, what's with the attitude?" "Yamcha I don't think that we should go out any more. I don't like you any more than a friend and it is so easy to tell that your such a fucking cheater. So go and be with you little whores and get out of my house!" "Okay.um Bulma.can we still be friends?" "Sure Yamcha. I just.don't like you any more. We can stay friends though. You may be the one I lost my virginity to, but NO you cant come by and eat my food or train here any more. Vegeta is enough. Hey you're a baseball player you have a nice apartment and a ton of training areas to go to so please just don't bother me any more!" "No problem Bulma ba.Bulma. I guess I'll see you around some time." "K." Yamcha walked to the door that was about two feet talker then him and walked out.
Bulma turned to the foyer and plopped down on her heart shaped two person couch. "Well at least Yamcha's gone for good!" Bulma spoke to no one in particular.
While Bulma was talking mentally to herself Vegeta decided to pick that moment to come out of the GR, gravity room, and search for some one to fight with. Upon thinking that thought he spotted Bunny. Bulma's overly happy mother wandering about. She seemed as if she were looking for something. Vegeta was about to leave when he heard her annoying voice. "Vegeta? Oh it is you. Hun do you happen to know where Bulma is? I cant find her any where." "No! Cook me some food." "Oh.You should have told me you were hungry. Bulma can't cook and she has a little temper. She probably started to starve you, you poor dear. I'll wip you up something in a jiffy." "." When there was no answer Bunny turned around to find nothing there. "Humm. where could that boy be? Oh well he'll smell the food and come here soon. Heeheehee"
Bulma got board just sitting there and decided to check up on project 104S. "Humm." She said out loud to herself. "So my project is working just as it was instructed to. It'll be about a month before it has enough information to finish its task but that's good compared to the original year that it was thought to work at." "What are you jabbering about now woman?" an unsuspecting screeched and jumped backward onto Vegeta causing him to topple over from the assault. He didn't expect her to react that much to his cruel voice, but it was good enough for him.
They both landed on the hard tile floor. Most of the impact was taken from Vegeta and he was not phased by it. Bulma jumped up right after he did and hugged him. "Thankyou,Thankyou,Thankyou!" She said as fast as she could. "Didn't I tell you NOT to touch me?!" "No you didn't are you gonna make something of it?" "Maybe" he said while pinning her up against the wall. "Or maybe NOTTTT!" Bulma said. She had picked her feet up and slammed them into Vegeta's stomach. It didn't hurt him, but he was so shocked that he just sat on the cold tile floor. "Oh my god Vegeta. Are you alright?" "." "Answer me god damn it." "I''M FINE WOMAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" "Wow that's a relief! I thought I had really hurt you!" "Like you could." He said while his mind said What the hell how could she do that. It was almost as if she was a saiyan! No that cant be it. There are no more female saiyans alive. She's been training that's it. She's been training. Right?!
A/N: Bulma and Yamcha are finished. Why is Bulma's mother at Bulma's place? What kind of mission would take a month or a year to complete? And has Bulma really been training? Find out most in the next chapter out soon!
