Egyptian Magic

By: Hiruka, Akira and ChibiChiri!

Summary: The REAL Yami shows up! Raniki saved by younger sister… Yami must share a room with Yugi-chan till we make him a room of his own! Ps: Yugi's a hummingbird!

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Chapter 1: Welcome to the World of Strangely Ironic Outcomes…

Yugi was sat down in a chair inside of a fairly normal office-like room. He was trembling as if they had sat him on a block of ice. Outside of the room, Tsunami was trying to talk the board out of the 'elimination' consequence for Yugi.

"He's just a kid! You can't KILL him!"

"He has found our base and there is nothing else we do to people like him." Board member one said.

"And what about our friend Ryou?! HUH?!" Tsunami yelled in his face. "He's gonna heal from a gunshot wound in his shoulder and you're gonna shout him in the head?!"

The board members looked down.

"You know that Bakura will not even let you approach Ryou…" The board members nodded.

Raniki stepped in, "And besides, it's MY fault. I thought he was Yami and I didn't let him say anything-…"

"So you're to blame!" Board member two said suddenly.

"YIPES!!!" Raniki slipped and fell flat on her back at the accusation.

While the board was accusing Raniki of purposely bringing an outsider into the society, Tsunami snuck into the office.

"Yugi-san? Daijoubu desu ka?" Tsunami walked toward the trembling boy.

"W-What are you g-gonna do t-to m-m-me…?" Yugi asked shakily.

Tsunami smiled mischievously, "I have an idea that's gonna save you and my sister's butts!"

*

"…-So your punishment will be-" The board was suddenly shut up as a multi-color-haired boy walked in with sunglasses. "Ah! Yami-sama! Perhaps YOU can show Raniki what a mistake she's made, bringing a citizen in here?"

The boy said nothing.

"Yami?" asked another board member.

Tsunami walked out of the office, "Ah! Yugi!" Tsunami pulled the sunglasses off of Yugi's face. "Perhaps YOU know how to make fools out of the board?"

The board members turned blue.

Raniki smirked, "That still doesn't let you off! You… You…" The board member couldn't think of a good insulting name.

"Ima no koe wa nan desu ka?" Raniki asked Tsunami, sarcastically.

"Saa…" Tsunami answered just as sarcastic.

Yugi smiled lightly as the board member who had been screaming at Raniki fell over in stupidity.

"I think you owe my big sister an apology, MISTER Aruhaka! You made the same mistake she did!" Tsunami smiled at the board as they walked away in shame.

"Oi… anou… Yugi-san?" Raniki hesitated as Yugi turned to her. "Hontou ni gomen nasai… I didn't mean to put you in danger."

"It's okay…" Yugi looked down, "Since I'm not going to be killed like I heard… what IS going to happen to me?"

Tsunami answered Yugi's question with a happy tone, "We're gonna make you a member of our agency!"

Yugi smiled… but it lasted for about a second or two… "But what about Ojiisan?! He's sick with the flu and he needs me!"

"He's coming with us, I guess…" Raniki said from her spot on the floor (Hiruka: She still hasn't gotten up? Akira: Shh!)

Yugi thought a moment, "And my friends? Ryuzaki and Jou… What about them?"

Tsunami suddenly burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" Yugi asked with the best glare he could muster… which looked more like a pout.

"Welcome to the world of strangely ironic outcomes!" Tsunami said throwing her hand up in a way that said 'Taa-Daa!!!'

Yugi blinked.

"Ryuzaki-san… I introduced you to him remember?" Yugi nodded, "He works for us well!"

"And Jou-kun?"

Tsunami's outrageous smile left her face, "Yugi-san… there's something you should know… Douzo…"

*

Yugi peered through the glass into the room where, oddly enough, Jounouchi lay motionless on a bed, "Jounouchi-kun!!!" Yugi pounded on the glass once, then pounced at the door and ran inside. The man who was watching over Jou, Seto, jumped in surprise.

"Who are you?" He asked calmly.

"I'm Jounouchi's friend! What did you do to him?!" Yugi screamed when he reached Jou side.

"Tsunami-sama… who is his kid?!" Seto asked.

Tsunami shot a look at Seto that said 'Hold your horses, I'm gettin' to that!' "Yugi, listen!" Yugi settled down. "Jounouchi-san is a humanoid…"

"NANI?!" Yugi screeched.

Raniki frowned, "There's a button behind his left ear… push it." Yugi glared (Pouted) at the redhead, but reached for Jou's face. 'He feels human… what kind of bad dream is this?' He felt behind his ear and, sure enough, a little button made itself known to his fingertips.

Yugi pushed it lightly and Jou stirred. Yugi's face fell, "Mornin' awready…?  …Yug?!"

"Jou-kun… it's true?" Yugi dropped to his knees.

Jounouchi's confusion finally left him and he looked up at Tsunami, "You told 'im…"

"We had no choice, Jou-san." Raniki said, obviously really choked up about all of this.

"Yugi… lisena me. I wasn't allowed ta tell ya. Gomen Nasai…" Jounouchi pulled the crying boy into his arms… "Shh… It's okay… Oi, I'm still here, aren't I?"

Yugi blinked away a few more tears, "Sou da ne…"

Jounouchi tapped Yugi's nose, "Besides! I'm more human than I am droid, anyhow!"

"That's good news, ne?" Yugi asked.

"Hai!" Jou jumped off the bed and stared at Tsunami. "What's Yug doin' here, anyway?"

Tsunami walked behind Raniki and pushed her further inside the room, "SHE mistook him for Yami…"

Jounouchi blinked, and then closed his eyes. "Hah! You're right! He does look a little like Yami!"

"And how many of you have been talking about me while I was gone?" Said a voice behind them.

"Jesus Christ, Yami! Took you long enough to get here!" Raniki screamed at the newcomers face. She paused then smiled, innocently, "You ARE Yami, ne?" Everybody fell over.

*

Hiruka: There! New Chappie!

Akira: Sorry for any inconveniences!

ChibiChiri:  Chigau no da!

Hiruka: What do you mean?

ChibiChiri: We only got one review and they didn't seem all that mad that we only had one chapter so you were wrong no da!

Akira: … Hiruka… You gave him Chocolate didn't you…?

Hiruka: Nani? I wasn't supposed to?

R&R, Onegai!!!