Love? What's Love?
Author: Lecta97
Rating: R
Warnings: light profanity=light swearing nothing too bad.
Disclaimer: Ok, look I don't own anything I don't even have my own car so suck it up and deal. If u sue me u wont get ne thing. Ha! Oh and I don't own DBZ! (
Last time: Bulma totally broke it off with that lame ass Yamcha. Bulma's project 104S is working great and quickly may I add. She is strong for a human. At least thas what Vegeta finds out.
Chapter 3: The fun begins!
Bulma was once again board sitting at her lab just tinkering with another one of her inventions. She finished it early so she decided to give her friend from college a call. Ring ring "Hello?" "Mel"(Short for Melfenia. So sue me I like outlaw star) "Bulma" "OMG how have you been" they said at the same time. "wow how long has it been now?" Bulma asked her friend. "Oh wow I don't really know. Last time we were together hell broke lose with only a few good games." "oh yeah those were the days huh" Bulma sighed. "mel we should get together soon. We haven't seen each other in like a year." "I know how bout we meet here at capsule in about and hour or so. Then we will go shopping! Good?" "Great"
One hour later:
The oh so famous sum 41 song rang through Bulma's side of Capsule. "Coming" Bulma said through the monitor. In a quick minute she was at the door hugging her long time friend mel. "so hows Yamcha?" mel asked in a questioning tone. "Oh that baka is so gone." "that is great Bulma. Now you don't have to deal with all the backstabbing shit he does behind all his hos' backs." Mel retorted. "You are so right. I was so fed up I just."
"WOMAN"
"WHAT THE HELL VEGETA CANT YOU SEE THAT I HAVE A DAMN GUEST! GOD GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE BOUT FOOD. I AM NOT GOING TO COOK YOU ANYTHING." Bulma screamed.
"Thas not what I wanted." Vegeta remarked with a devious smirk plagued on his hansom face. "then do you mind telling me what the hell you do want so I can get it over with and go shopping to get away from the damn gravity chamber for once" "The GC is broken" he said with that famous princely I'm- a-prince-so-you-better-do-what-I-say- look.
"GOD DAMNIT VEGETA I'LL FIX YOUR DAMN MACHINE WHEN I GET BACK I NEED A BREAK." "Fine woman, but hurry I don't have all day you know." He said while growling. "Yeah, Yeah ya jackass." "What was that" Vegeta said while gritting his teeth in anger.
Bulma wasn't as dumb as she looked she decided to play a little game with him since he made a fool of her while her friend was there. She seductively swerved over to Vegeta and whispered into his ear "Nothing my Prince" she slowly swayed back over to mel, grabed her and left. "oh and vegeta can u tell mom that I went shopping with Mel. She'll understand. Thanks you're so sweet." She said while smiling at him. On her way out the door she blew him a kiss, smirked vegeta style and left with the slam of a door.
He just stood there not knowing what to say or do. He was so shocked. She was going to explain everything to him when she got back that's for sure. If she didn't he would squeeze it out of her. Oh yea he would find the answer he was looking for when the time came.
Meanwhile at the mall:
"so Bulma who was that hot guy? And why were you and him acting like you were married?" "Oh, that's Vegeta. He's a house guest. And were not married!!" "okay." "he just gets me so angry. All he ever does is complain or brake the gravity chamber. It gets me so frustrated I just want to kill him, but I cant do that he's to strong for me."
"You two have a freaky relationship." "Yeah. Lets get going I don't wanna stay here too late. If I do I'll probably buy the whole mall out. Lol" "alright"
An hour later: "finally back home." Bulma said to herself while dropping all of her shopping bags in her side of the houses living room. "Woman" "aah Vegeta don't do that. You son-of-a-bitch. Why the hell are you always sneaking around and scaring the shit out of me? Huh?" "You are so easy to bate woman, even Kakarott could scare you shitless." "What do you want vegeta its late and I don't feel like dealing with your nonsense right now." "Its only eight PM. I would have thought you and you stupid friend would have gone to come kind of club tonight." "its only eight. Omg I have to call mel back." "Whatever. Fix the gravity chamber." "Oh no you don't get back here. You cant leave." She runs up and jumps on him. "hahaha you think that you a weak human could nock me down by jumping on me? What do you want you annoying woman?" "You mister are coming with me and mel to the club. I cant fix the machine tonight so I'm gonna drag you along with me so you can have some fun!!" "Woman I don't have fun! But I'll go anyway seeing that there may be some other people who wont be half as annoying and retarded then you." "fine, but I'm not gonna garentee that there will be anything better than me considering that I am perfect in every way." "Humph I'll be down in an hour" "OK"
One hour later:
Bulma was actually finished early considering that vegeta was still in his room. She went to her computer and clicked the dsl link on the desk top. She typed in a really long address in the box at the top and clicked enter. There she found her web page. "Humm time to update. let see. oh my god! Look at all the people that have gone to my site." Must have been looking for info bout Yamcha. What dwebs. "lets see the currently going out with Yamcha part. Holy shit. There are so many I don't even think I wanna count them all. Ok. There are.34 girls. All hoes probably.
"WOMAN" "SORRY VEGETA I WAS KINDA OCCUPIED. I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE." "BUT THE DOOR BELL RANG!" "WELL ANSWER IT!" "FINE" "." "Hey you must be vegeta Bulma told me about you." "." "so..wow you look really strong" reaches out finger to touch his muscle. "Get you weak hand away from my arm you freak." "Oh well Bulma was right about that one" "." "oh I'm sorry I'm late I was updating my webpage took longer than I thought. I'm done now though so lets hit the road!" "whos car r we takin?" "Lets take mine." Vegeta commanded.(YES VEGETA CAN DRIVE AND HE HAS A REALLY NICE SUV) "Oh thas a great Idea vegeta. You car is huge and stuff." "Whatever its only a Cadillac Escalade. Nothin too big." "true It could be a truck."
"Damn lets just go I don't wanna wait anymore." "Calm down mel. We will get there soon with vegeta's driving and all." " I have the best idea." said Bulma. "Woman it better be a good one or I'm gonna leave with out you." "oh its good. Mel you brought your Ferrari wit you didn't you. I'll take my Celica and vegeta will take his Escalade wit him and we'll race." "You know woman I think thas one of the best ideas you have ever had." "I know I'm a genius aren't I." "Don't let your head get too big" vegeta said while smirking his usual smirk.
They lined up there cars and turned on the lights that had the read set go signs on it. It had been a birthday present from her father on her sixteenth birthday. The light flashed red then yellow and Green. There off.
A/N: Humm so wuts goin on. They are racing to the club by the way is called Planet Bang you'll see next time. N e way hows the story? Good bad if you have any ideas tell me I'm open to suggestion. Humm do you think that Bulma will ever get together with vegeta? And what the hell happened with project 104S? You'll see next time. Oh yea. I'll put it out sooner at latest the weekend cuz I have damn school. If I didn't I would soo get it out soon.
Author: Lecta97
Rating: R
Warnings: light profanity=light swearing nothing too bad.
Disclaimer: Ok, look I don't own anything I don't even have my own car so suck it up and deal. If u sue me u wont get ne thing. Ha! Oh and I don't own DBZ! (
Last time: Bulma totally broke it off with that lame ass Yamcha. Bulma's project 104S is working great and quickly may I add. She is strong for a human. At least thas what Vegeta finds out.
Chapter 3: The fun begins!
Bulma was once again board sitting at her lab just tinkering with another one of her inventions. She finished it early so she decided to give her friend from college a call. Ring ring "Hello?" "Mel"(Short for Melfenia. So sue me I like outlaw star) "Bulma" "OMG how have you been" they said at the same time. "wow how long has it been now?" Bulma asked her friend. "Oh wow I don't really know. Last time we were together hell broke lose with only a few good games." "oh yeah those were the days huh" Bulma sighed. "mel we should get together soon. We haven't seen each other in like a year." "I know how bout we meet here at capsule in about and hour or so. Then we will go shopping! Good?" "Great"
One hour later:
The oh so famous sum 41 song rang through Bulma's side of Capsule. "Coming" Bulma said through the monitor. In a quick minute she was at the door hugging her long time friend mel. "so hows Yamcha?" mel asked in a questioning tone. "Oh that baka is so gone." "that is great Bulma. Now you don't have to deal with all the backstabbing shit he does behind all his hos' backs." Mel retorted. "You are so right. I was so fed up I just."
"WOMAN"
"WHAT THE HELL VEGETA CANT YOU SEE THAT I HAVE A DAMN GUEST! GOD GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE BOUT FOOD. I AM NOT GOING TO COOK YOU ANYTHING." Bulma screamed.
"Thas not what I wanted." Vegeta remarked with a devious smirk plagued on his hansom face. "then do you mind telling me what the hell you do want so I can get it over with and go shopping to get away from the damn gravity chamber for once" "The GC is broken" he said with that famous princely I'm- a-prince-so-you-better-do-what-I-say- look.
"GOD DAMNIT VEGETA I'LL FIX YOUR DAMN MACHINE WHEN I GET BACK I NEED A BREAK." "Fine woman, but hurry I don't have all day you know." He said while growling. "Yeah, Yeah ya jackass." "What was that" Vegeta said while gritting his teeth in anger.
Bulma wasn't as dumb as she looked she decided to play a little game with him since he made a fool of her while her friend was there. She seductively swerved over to Vegeta and whispered into his ear "Nothing my Prince" she slowly swayed back over to mel, grabed her and left. "oh and vegeta can u tell mom that I went shopping with Mel. She'll understand. Thanks you're so sweet." She said while smiling at him. On her way out the door she blew him a kiss, smirked vegeta style and left with the slam of a door.
He just stood there not knowing what to say or do. He was so shocked. She was going to explain everything to him when she got back that's for sure. If she didn't he would squeeze it out of her. Oh yea he would find the answer he was looking for when the time came.
Meanwhile at the mall:
"so Bulma who was that hot guy? And why were you and him acting like you were married?" "Oh, that's Vegeta. He's a house guest. And were not married!!" "okay." "he just gets me so angry. All he ever does is complain or brake the gravity chamber. It gets me so frustrated I just want to kill him, but I cant do that he's to strong for me."
"You two have a freaky relationship." "Yeah. Lets get going I don't wanna stay here too late. If I do I'll probably buy the whole mall out. Lol" "alright"
An hour later: "finally back home." Bulma said to herself while dropping all of her shopping bags in her side of the houses living room. "Woman" "aah Vegeta don't do that. You son-of-a-bitch. Why the hell are you always sneaking around and scaring the shit out of me? Huh?" "You are so easy to bate woman, even Kakarott could scare you shitless." "What do you want vegeta its late and I don't feel like dealing with your nonsense right now." "Its only eight PM. I would have thought you and you stupid friend would have gone to come kind of club tonight." "its only eight. Omg I have to call mel back." "Whatever. Fix the gravity chamber." "Oh no you don't get back here. You cant leave." She runs up and jumps on him. "hahaha you think that you a weak human could nock me down by jumping on me? What do you want you annoying woman?" "You mister are coming with me and mel to the club. I cant fix the machine tonight so I'm gonna drag you along with me so you can have some fun!!" "Woman I don't have fun! But I'll go anyway seeing that there may be some other people who wont be half as annoying and retarded then you." "fine, but I'm not gonna garentee that there will be anything better than me considering that I am perfect in every way." "Humph I'll be down in an hour" "OK"
One hour later:
Bulma was actually finished early considering that vegeta was still in his room. She went to her computer and clicked the dsl link on the desk top. She typed in a really long address in the box at the top and clicked enter. There she found her web page. "Humm time to update. let see. oh my god! Look at all the people that have gone to my site." Must have been looking for info bout Yamcha. What dwebs. "lets see the currently going out with Yamcha part. Holy shit. There are so many I don't even think I wanna count them all. Ok. There are.34 girls. All hoes probably.
"WOMAN" "SORRY VEGETA I WAS KINDA OCCUPIED. I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE." "BUT THE DOOR BELL RANG!" "WELL ANSWER IT!" "FINE" "." "Hey you must be vegeta Bulma told me about you." "." "so..wow you look really strong" reaches out finger to touch his muscle. "Get you weak hand away from my arm you freak." "Oh well Bulma was right about that one" "." "oh I'm sorry I'm late I was updating my webpage took longer than I thought. I'm done now though so lets hit the road!" "whos car r we takin?" "Lets take mine." Vegeta commanded.(YES VEGETA CAN DRIVE AND HE HAS A REALLY NICE SUV) "Oh thas a great Idea vegeta. You car is huge and stuff." "Whatever its only a Cadillac Escalade. Nothin too big." "true It could be a truck."
"Damn lets just go I don't wanna wait anymore." "Calm down mel. We will get there soon with vegeta's driving and all." " I have the best idea." said Bulma. "Woman it better be a good one or I'm gonna leave with out you." "oh its good. Mel you brought your Ferrari wit you didn't you. I'll take my Celica and vegeta will take his Escalade wit him and we'll race." "You know woman I think thas one of the best ideas you have ever had." "I know I'm a genius aren't I." "Don't let your head get too big" vegeta said while smirking his usual smirk.
They lined up there cars and turned on the lights that had the read set go signs on it. It had been a birthday present from her father on her sixteenth birthday. The light flashed red then yellow and Green. There off.
A/N: Humm so wuts goin on. They are racing to the club by the way is called Planet Bang you'll see next time. N e way hows the story? Good bad if you have any ideas tell me I'm open to suggestion. Humm do you think that Bulma will ever get together with vegeta? And what the hell happened with project 104S? You'll see next time. Oh yea. I'll put it out sooner at latest the weekend cuz I have damn school. If I didn't I would soo get it out soon.
