~*Author's Note*~ Ah yes, the REAL quest of the fellowship is revealed.
Think they were trying to destroy the ring? THINK AGAIN! Frodo's song 'May
It Be' was requested by my lovely reviewer Basilisk, so here it is! Also,
the song 'Underneath Your Clothes' goes to my other nice reviewer
Cliffhanger, who requested it! = ) And also, the Legolas as the next Dr.
Phil is for my OTHER reviewer Bloombabe . Thank you so much for the ideas!
And once again, if anyone would like to request crazy things for them to
do, don't hesitate! I love putting things in! THANK YOU FOR ALL REVIEWS AND
KEEP 'EM COMIN' !!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!! THEY REALLY MAKE MY
DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was nighttime, and the fellowship were all sleeping underneath a big tree. Legolas snored happily, having a wonderful dream……….
~*Story goes all wavy and fuzzy*~
~*Inside Legolas' dream*~
Legolas, with his blonde hair cut shorter and with a mustache, is dressed in a suit and tie and is sitting next to Oprah on her show. He and Oprah are chatting, and Legolas now a.k.a 'Dr.Greenleaf' is holding up a copy of his new book, "How to Find Your Inner Elf.' The book has a picture of him on the front winking and pointing to his elf ears. The audience, made up completely of fangirls, is sighing happily, entranced by Legolas.
"And of course," said Legolas, holding up his index finger, "the #1 thing to remember is just to love and respect yourself."
The fangirls all smile and scream "We love you Dr. Greenleaf!!" one girl says, 'I just want you to know Dr. Greenleaf, you've…' she started to cry," you've changed my life!" she sobs. Legolas smiles and gives her a hug, patting her on the back.
"This is just heartwarming." Says Oprah. "Now, we have our surprise musical guest." She motions toward the stage, where a figure is standing. The lights go up to reveal none other than Frodo, wearing a tight Ricky martin outfit. Though the outfit was weird, Legolas reminded himself that after al it WAS Frodo, and he was with Oprah. Surprisingly, he's sang quite well.
"May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
And may it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh how far are you from home….."
Then, suddenly, Legolas' dream turned into a horrible nightmare, when Frodo's tight Ricky Martin outfit turned into the practically see-through clothes Britney Spears was wearing at the MTV Video Music Awards when she sang "Oops I did It Again". Frodo's voice also turned horrible, like Christiana Aguilera when she's on crack.
"UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES
THERE'S AN-"
~*End Dream*~
Legolas woke up gasping, covering his ears as he tried to find out what was making that HORRIBLE noise.
"ENDLESS STORY" continued Frodo.
"THERE'S THE MAN I CHOSE
THERE'S MY TERRITORY" sang Sam, putting his arms around Frodo's shoulders. Frodo stopped singing and looked at Sam weirdly, before remembering the playgirl magazine Sam had with his face glued in.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, running away.
"NO MR. FRODO, GIVE ME A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sam back, running after him. Merry woke up, rubbing his eyes, and turned to Mr. Whiskers, who was 'asleep' in a pile of leaves. He lifted Mr. Whiskers up, then said in alarm :
"OH MY GOD MR. WHISKERS JUST SNEEZED! HE'S SICK! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Merry, squeezing Mr. Whiskers. Pippin lay on the ground, not moving.
"Pippin?" said Boromir, poking him. Pippin didn't move. "Are you ok?" Pippin didn't move. Aragorn bent over to look at him, and saw that Pippin had a can of Slim Fast in his hand.
"I…I think Pippin overdosed…on Slim Fast." Said Aragorn quietly. Merry wailed.
"FIRST MR. WHISKERS, NOW PIP!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No, no, Merry." Said Boromir quickly. "He just needs the special Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote." Merry sniffed.
"The Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote?" his lower lip trembled. "BUT WHAT ABOUT MR. WHISKERS?!" Gandalf, who had gotten up, poked Mr. Whiskers.
"There's nothing we can do to save him." He said. Merry sobbed.
"NOTHING?!"
"I'm afraid not." Gandalf took off Mrs. Leathery The Hat. "He's too far gone."
"WAIT!" said Aragorn. "I remember something my father once told me…." He looks off into the distance like in a really cheesy movie and music starts to play in the background. "I remember….my father said that if you have an inanimate stuffed cat that gets sick, take him to the secret butter springs and he will be cured."
"The…the secret butter springs?"
"Yes. They are located between pea valley and mashed potato hill, after the broccoli flatlands."
"But what about the Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote for Pippin?" asked Merry.
"We shall look for it on the way. Pippin is in no immediate danger. He's just in a Slim Fast coma."
"THEN ON TO THE SECRET BUTTER SPRINGS!" said Boromir.
"I rename us : THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BUTTER!"
It was nighttime, and the fellowship were all sleeping underneath a big tree. Legolas snored happily, having a wonderful dream……….
~*Story goes all wavy and fuzzy*~
~*Inside Legolas' dream*~
Legolas, with his blonde hair cut shorter and with a mustache, is dressed in a suit and tie and is sitting next to Oprah on her show. He and Oprah are chatting, and Legolas now a.k.a 'Dr.Greenleaf' is holding up a copy of his new book, "How to Find Your Inner Elf.' The book has a picture of him on the front winking and pointing to his elf ears. The audience, made up completely of fangirls, is sighing happily, entranced by Legolas.
"And of course," said Legolas, holding up his index finger, "the #1 thing to remember is just to love and respect yourself."
The fangirls all smile and scream "We love you Dr. Greenleaf!!" one girl says, 'I just want you to know Dr. Greenleaf, you've…' she started to cry," you've changed my life!" she sobs. Legolas smiles and gives her a hug, patting her on the back.
"This is just heartwarming." Says Oprah. "Now, we have our surprise musical guest." She motions toward the stage, where a figure is standing. The lights go up to reveal none other than Frodo, wearing a tight Ricky martin outfit. Though the outfit was weird, Legolas reminded himself that after al it WAS Frodo, and he was with Oprah. Surprisingly, he's sang quite well.
"May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
And may it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh how far are you from home….."
Then, suddenly, Legolas' dream turned into a horrible nightmare, when Frodo's tight Ricky Martin outfit turned into the practically see-through clothes Britney Spears was wearing at the MTV Video Music Awards when she sang "Oops I did It Again". Frodo's voice also turned horrible, like Christiana Aguilera when she's on crack.
"UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES
THERE'S AN-"
~*End Dream*~
Legolas woke up gasping, covering his ears as he tried to find out what was making that HORRIBLE noise.
"ENDLESS STORY" continued Frodo.
"THERE'S THE MAN I CHOSE
THERE'S MY TERRITORY" sang Sam, putting his arms around Frodo's shoulders. Frodo stopped singing and looked at Sam weirdly, before remembering the playgirl magazine Sam had with his face glued in.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, running away.
"NO MR. FRODO, GIVE ME A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sam back, running after him. Merry woke up, rubbing his eyes, and turned to Mr. Whiskers, who was 'asleep' in a pile of leaves. He lifted Mr. Whiskers up, then said in alarm :
"OH MY GOD MR. WHISKERS JUST SNEEZED! HE'S SICK! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Merry, squeezing Mr. Whiskers. Pippin lay on the ground, not moving.
"Pippin?" said Boromir, poking him. Pippin didn't move. "Are you ok?" Pippin didn't move. Aragorn bent over to look at him, and saw that Pippin had a can of Slim Fast in his hand.
"I…I think Pippin overdosed…on Slim Fast." Said Aragorn quietly. Merry wailed.
"FIRST MR. WHISKERS, NOW PIP!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No, no, Merry." Said Boromir quickly. "He just needs the special Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote." Merry sniffed.
"The Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote?" his lower lip trembled. "BUT WHAT ABOUT MR. WHISKERS?!" Gandalf, who had gotten up, poked Mr. Whiskers.
"There's nothing we can do to save him." He said. Merry sobbed.
"NOTHING?!"
"I'm afraid not." Gandalf took off Mrs. Leathery The Hat. "He's too far gone."
"WAIT!" said Aragorn. "I remember something my father once told me…." He looks off into the distance like in a really cheesy movie and music starts to play in the background. "I remember….my father said that if you have an inanimate stuffed cat that gets sick, take him to the secret butter springs and he will be cured."
"The…the secret butter springs?"
"Yes. They are located between pea valley and mashed potato hill, after the broccoli flatlands."
"But what about the Anti-Slim Fatness Antidote for Pippin?" asked Merry.
"We shall look for it on the way. Pippin is in no immediate danger. He's just in a Slim Fast coma."
"THEN ON TO THE SECRET BUTTER SPRINGS!" said Boromir.
"I rename us : THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BUTTER!"
