~*Author's Notes*~ OMG, thank you everybody for reviewing. I really, really appreciate it. I like SCREAM in happiness every time I get more reviews. Just ask my sister, she'll know. Don't worry, the finding of the butter springs will continue chapter after next, once their high has worn off….you'll see. THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It was the next morning. The fellowship was sitting down to eat breakfast, when Legolas, who was extremely groggy, volunteered to get everyone coffee, that is to say, the hobbits special foot-hair growing coffee (guaranteed to make foot hair shinier and thicker), Boromir's king- wannabe coffee (proven to evoke more monarchial habits in just 2 weeks) Gimli's beard-braiding coffee (braids your beard by itself-so YOU won't have to!) Aragorn's ranger-hair coffee with special butter flavorings (with its patented ingredients, is guaranteed to clean your hair for you) Gandalf's weed-coffee (think you were high? THINK AGAIN!) And of course, his very own raspberry coffee. ( the most secret… secret of the elves : drink raspberry coffee and it makes you happy and hyper all day). So he was measuring out all the coffee, when he accidentally brewed way too much of Gandalf's weed-coffee. Not that it mattered, Gandalf would drink it throughout the day. So he was pouring the coffee, but he accidentally poured everyone from the wrong coffee maker! HE POURED THEM GANDALF'S WEED- COFFEE! Legolas though, didn't know he had poured them drinks from the wrong pot. (excuse my pun) So he just gave them their mugs and sipped his himself.

"Hey, this tastes a little like…grass." Observed Boromir, staring suspiciously at the green-colored, vegetable flavored liquid.

"Yeah." Said Aragorn. "Not like my normal morning cup of butter."

"You're right, it's a little like a mildly spicy green jelly bean." Said Frodo. Everyone stared at him.

"I don't see anything wrong." Said Gandalf, pausing to puff at his joint.

"Whatever it is, it's definitely NOT raspberry flavored." Everybody stared. "not that raspberry coffee is like the most well-kept secret …secret of the elves or anything." He hurriedly added.

"I kinda like it." Announced Sam. "It makes me feel…good."

"Yeah…" Frodo giggled. Everyone started laughing too. And laughing. And laughing. For no apparent reason.

"It feels like you're kinda…inside a joke." Said Legolas.

"But if you stay still, it's kinda like you're on a boat." Said Gimli. (YEY! He talked!)

"You're inside a joke…on a boat! YOU'RE ON A JOKE BOAT!" said Frodo triumphantly.



"YEAH!" said everyone else.

"I'll be your joke boat…TUG BOAT!" Said Sam. Frodo looked at him, but was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to high to remember why that should gross him out.

"OK!" he said happily. Merry looked at Mr. Whiskers.

"I LOVE YOU MR.WHISKERS!" then he stopped, amazed. "I KNOW WHO I REMIND MYSELF OF!"

"WHO?" everybody asked.

"DR. EVIL!!!" he said happily. "Come, Mr. Whiskers." He said, in his Dr. Evil voice. "Try a hot pocket, they're breathtaking."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I KNOW WHO I AM!!" said Legolas. " I'm that guy from Dude Where's My Car!!"

"YEAH!" said everybody.

"DUDE ME TOO!" said Gimli.

"DUDE NO WAY!" said Legolas.

"DUDE!"

"DUDE!"

"DUDE!"

"DUDE!"

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they said together.

"Good freakin' God, you too better shut up before I incinerate you with my giant 'laser'. " Merry said, complete with the quotation mark hand sign thingys.

"Dude chill." Said Gimli. "Oh dudes! Do you know what we should do?" everybody shook their heads. "DUDE WE SHOULD MAKE OUR OWN MOVIE!!!!!!"

"YEY!" everybody said.

"OH! OH!" said Frodo. "Who am I?" everybody thought. Hard.

"Oh I know! YOU'RE CHRISTIAN FROM MOULIN ROUGE!!!" said Legolas.

"NO I'M CHRISTIAN!!" said Sam angrily.

"No I am! I'm already the ring bearer, so I should also be Christian." Said Frodo.

"Okay, that just made no sense but whatever." Said Aragorn. "Ok, Sam you can be Satine."

"YEY!!" Everybody started, trying to get the horrible bad mental image of Sam being Satine and Frodo being Christian from their minds, but then-

"NO!" said Frodo. "Be the duke."

"NO I WANT TO BE SATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Sam.

"Ok…….." Said Frodo finally, backing away slowly..

"YEY!" said everyone else.

"So….umm….who am I?" said Aragorn.

"Oh oh! I know! Be Neo from the Matrix!" said Sam. "And Boromir can be Morpheius."

"Ok!" everyone said cheerily.

"But who's Gimli?" everybody thought.

"He can be the duke." Said Sam.

"YEY!!!" said everyone.



And so, the fellowship decided to start the filming of 'Dude Where's My Evil Courtesan In The Matrix?" in the next chapter before the high wore off. Merry, who started calling his stuffed cat Mr. Whiskersworth to try to get into character, took a big bite of a hot pocket, vaguely thinking that he admired Mr. Whiskersworth's mojo.