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" HE MET SAAAAAAAAAM DOWN IN OL' MOULIN ROUGE! STRUTTING HIS STUFF ON THE STREET
HE SAID HELLO FRODO, YOU WANNA GIVE IT A GO WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sang Sam, shaking around his feather boa.
"NO! CUT!!" yelled Merry. "Sam when you say 'hello Frodo, you wanna give it a go' you're supposed to do a split."
"But I can't-" started Sam
"NO THIS IS MY VISION! MY WORK, MY LIFE!!!!"
"Merry, you've been working on this for ½ an hour."
"Besides, when do we get to OUR part?" asked Legolas, motioning to him and Gimli. Merry sighed.
"Fine, FINE, we'll do the 'dude' scene now…" said Merry. "Ok, and……..action."
"DUDE! YOU GOT A TATTOO!!" said Gimli.
"DUDE! YOU DID TOO!!" said Legolas.
"DUDE! WHAT'S MINE SAY?" said Gimli…well, you get it now.
"GALADRIEL!"
"WHAT'S MINE SAY?"
"SUCKS!"
"GALADRIEL!"
"SUCKS!"
"GALADRIEL!"
"SUCKS!"
"Galad- HEY WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Gimli in outrage. We all now about Gimli's unhealthy unnatural obsession with Galadriel. Merry starts to giggle. "MERRY WAS THAT YOU?!" Merry looks horrified.
"OF COURSE NOT! ……….it was Mrs. Leathery The Hat." He said, pointing to Mrs. Leathery The Hat. Mrs. Leathery The Hat sits there looking very leathery….and very much like a hat. Which would make sense, because her name is Mrs. Leathery The Hat.
"Well, sorry Gimli old pal, but we gotta keep that cut. Yeah…so on to *duh nuuu nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* THE MATRIX SCENE!!!"
"WHAT? NO! THIS IS INJUSTICE!! THE LADY GALADRIEL IS FAIR AND….." everybody tuned Gimli out after that.
"AND………..ACTION!" said Merry.
"So, it is your choice Aragorn, I mean Neo…….you can take the blue pill or the red pill." Said Boromir, a.k.a. Morphius.
"Wait…what will happen?"
"Well Aragorn, I mean Neo……If you take the red pill, you will awaken into the 'real world', which is actually disgusting, go through all this pain, and live in a worse world. The food's bad, its ugly, hey, all in all, the world's just plain shit." Aragorn blinks. "Or you can take the blue pill and stay in this nice pretty world……even though its fake." Aragorn blinks again. "It is your choice Aragorn," Aragorn blinks yet again.
"HEY I'M TAKIN THE BLUE PILL! SCREW THE REAL WORLD!!" he said, reaching for the pill.
"No, no Aragorn." Merry interrupted in a whisper. "You're supposed to take the RED pill."
"But WHY? It seems like I really stupid choice." He hissed back.
"I..actually…..dunno……..why DOES he take the red pill? Oh well. …yeah, just take the red pill." Aragorn shrugged.
I'll take the red pill." He said.
"Ah good choice Aragorn."
"MY NAME'S NEO FOR GOD'S SAKE, OK? GET IT RIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah, so THAAAAAAATs a wrap." Said Merry. "Right. Now, I must do MY Dr,. Evil scene, so Boromir, YOU get to direct."
"YEEEEEEEEEEY!!!" said Boromir, grabbing the camera. "annnnnnnnnnnd…………..ACTTION!!!"
"COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH!!" said Merry. Mr. Whiskers a.k.a. Mr. Whiskersworth did not come. Merry cleared his throat. "I said, 'COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH!!" Mr. Whiskers did not come, as he is stuffed. "Good freakin' god, will somebody give me my freakin' cat? I mean, throw me a freakin' bone here." Somebody threw Mr. Whiskers to Merry, and one of those cat-wailing sound effects happens. But as Mr. whiskers is stuffed and cannot wail, this does not make sense. Merry caught Mr. Whiskers. "COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH! WE MUST DESTROY OUR ARCHENEMY………." He does the pinky weird smile thing. "MRS. LEATHERY THE HAT POWERS!!!!!!!!!" Mrs. Leathery The Hat Powers is wearing a female symbol necklace and has horrible yellow teeth.
"ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND CUT!": said Boromir. He looked at the camera, puzzled. "How do I turn it off? Wait…I see writing……..'Made by Barbie'? ….What…….'Best used with the Hollywood Barbie Playset'? "
"MERRY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RECORDED OUR BRILLIANT MOVE 'WHERE'S MY EVIL COURTESAN IN THE MATRIX' WITH A BARBIE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" HE MET SAAAAAAAAAM DOWN IN OL' MOULIN ROUGE! STRUTTING HIS STUFF ON THE STREET
HE SAID HELLO FRODO, YOU WANNA GIVE IT A GO WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sang Sam, shaking around his feather boa.
"NO! CUT!!" yelled Merry. "Sam when you say 'hello Frodo, you wanna give it a go' you're supposed to do a split."
"But I can't-" started Sam
"NO THIS IS MY VISION! MY WORK, MY LIFE!!!!"
"Merry, you've been working on this for ½ an hour."
"Besides, when do we get to OUR part?" asked Legolas, motioning to him and Gimli. Merry sighed.
"Fine, FINE, we'll do the 'dude' scene now…" said Merry. "Ok, and……..action."
"DUDE! YOU GOT A TATTOO!!" said Gimli.
"DUDE! YOU DID TOO!!" said Legolas.
"DUDE! WHAT'S MINE SAY?" said Gimli…well, you get it now.
"GALADRIEL!"
"WHAT'S MINE SAY?"
"SUCKS!"
"GALADRIEL!"
"SUCKS!"
"GALADRIEL!"
"SUCKS!"
"Galad- HEY WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Gimli in outrage. We all now about Gimli's unhealthy unnatural obsession with Galadriel. Merry starts to giggle. "MERRY WAS THAT YOU?!" Merry looks horrified.
"OF COURSE NOT! ……….it was Mrs. Leathery The Hat." He said, pointing to Mrs. Leathery The Hat. Mrs. Leathery The Hat sits there looking very leathery….and very much like a hat. Which would make sense, because her name is Mrs. Leathery The Hat.
"Well, sorry Gimli old pal, but we gotta keep that cut. Yeah…so on to *duh nuuu nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* THE MATRIX SCENE!!!"
"WHAT? NO! THIS IS INJUSTICE!! THE LADY GALADRIEL IS FAIR AND….." everybody tuned Gimli out after that.
"AND………..ACTION!" said Merry.
"So, it is your choice Aragorn, I mean Neo…….you can take the blue pill or the red pill." Said Boromir, a.k.a. Morphius.
"Wait…what will happen?"
"Well Aragorn, I mean Neo……If you take the red pill, you will awaken into the 'real world', which is actually disgusting, go through all this pain, and live in a worse world. The food's bad, its ugly, hey, all in all, the world's just plain shit." Aragorn blinks. "Or you can take the blue pill and stay in this nice pretty world……even though its fake." Aragorn blinks again. "It is your choice Aragorn," Aragorn blinks yet again.
"HEY I'M TAKIN THE BLUE PILL! SCREW THE REAL WORLD!!" he said, reaching for the pill.
"No, no Aragorn." Merry interrupted in a whisper. "You're supposed to take the RED pill."
"But WHY? It seems like I really stupid choice." He hissed back.
"I..actually…..dunno……..why DOES he take the red pill? Oh well. …yeah, just take the red pill." Aragorn shrugged.
I'll take the red pill." He said.
"Ah good choice Aragorn."
"MY NAME'S NEO FOR GOD'S SAKE, OK? GET IT RIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah, so THAAAAAAATs a wrap." Said Merry. "Right. Now, I must do MY Dr,. Evil scene, so Boromir, YOU get to direct."
"YEEEEEEEEEEY!!!" said Boromir, grabbing the camera. "annnnnnnnnnnd…………..ACTTION!!!"
"COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH!!" said Merry. Mr. Whiskers a.k.a. Mr. Whiskersworth did not come. Merry cleared his throat. "I said, 'COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH!!" Mr. Whiskers did not come, as he is stuffed. "Good freakin' god, will somebody give me my freakin' cat? I mean, throw me a freakin' bone here." Somebody threw Mr. Whiskers to Merry, and one of those cat-wailing sound effects happens. But as Mr. whiskers is stuffed and cannot wail, this does not make sense. Merry caught Mr. Whiskers. "COME MR. WHISKERSWORTH! WE MUST DESTROY OUR ARCHENEMY………." He does the pinky weird smile thing. "MRS. LEATHERY THE HAT POWERS!!!!!!!!!" Mrs. Leathery The Hat Powers is wearing a female symbol necklace and has horrible yellow teeth.
"ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND CUT!": said Boromir. He looked at the camera, puzzled. "How do I turn it off? Wait…I see writing……..'Made by Barbie'? ….What…….'Best used with the Hollywood Barbie Playset'? "
"MERRY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RECORDED OUR BRILLIANT MOVE 'WHERE'S MY EVIL COURTESAN IN THE MATRIX' WITH A BARBIE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
