It was the next morning. The fellowship, having gotten off their
high, totally forgot everything that they had done the other day. Their
only clues were a hot pink Barbie camera, Mrs. Leathery The Hat wearing a
female symbol necklace and horrible yellow teeth, and two pills. Two pills.
A red pill and a blue pill. It was the pills that disturbed the fellowship
the most. Gandalf hopefully found them thinking they were ecstasy, but
quickly decided otherwise. (Please don't ask me how.) Everybody gathered
around them apprehensively.
"Well." Said Merry.
"There they are." Said Boromoir.
"They are pills." Observed Gimli.
"That are here." Said Frodo. "In front of us."
"So to recap, we know that they're pills that are here in front of us." Said Aragorn.
"But why are they here?" said Sam. Suddenly his eyes widened, and he looked horrified. "Wait……..we don't know what we did last night, right?' everybody nodded. "So…..think about it….what do you use pills for……at NIGHT……."
"Cough medicine?" asked Merry.
"NO YOU IDIOT!" said Legolas. "WHAT IF THESE ARE NOT JUST SOME PILLS, THEY'RE 'THE PILLS'?!" he burst out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Merry, hugging Mr. Whiskers. "But I thought only GIRLS could use 'the pill'!" he said, hiding behind Aragorn in horror. There was a deadly silence. Crickets chirped in the background.
"Guys………..well, assuming you all ARE guys…….Is there something anybody wants to….tell us?" asked Boromir in a whisper. Everybody looked around at each other distrustfully.
"Aragorn?" asked Gimli. Aragorn shook his head emphatically.
"Helooooooooooooooo, would a girl have this hair?" he asked. Everybody considered.
"Ok, it's definitely not Aragorn."
"Hmmm……….Frodo?"
"Trust me," said Sam, "Mr. Frodo is NOT a girl!"
"Oh my." Whispered Merry.
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT SAM!?!" asked Frodo. Sam blinked.
"I REALLY don't think you want to know." Said Legolas.
"O…….H……..MY………GOD……………N……..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Frodo, running away.
"NO MR. FRODO!!!! NO!!! I DON'T KNOW!! YOU COULD BE A GIRL!!!! NO!! JUST PLEASE WAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt…………." His voice faded off as he ran after Frodo. A minute later he came back, defeated. Everybody stared at each other. Then at Legolas. And stared. And suddenly, it clicked.
"IT'S LEGOLAS!!!" they screamed.
"WHAAATTTTTTTTTTT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas roared.
"See, IT ALL FITS! The perfect hair, skin, Oprah obsession…….."
"OH MY GOD LEGOLAS! YOU"RE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all yelled.
"NO I AM NOT!!!!!" he yelled back.
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"AM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!" he bellowed, scaring even Mrs. Leathery The Hat. "LOOK!!! I'll PROVE IT!!!" He said, and took off his pants.
"Oh my." Merry whispered, covering Mr. Whiskers' eyes, shocked.
"Well, he's DEFINETLY not a girl." Said Aragorn, stunned.
"But he's got a very b-"
"SHUT UP SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*Author's Note*~ OMG sorry this chapter sucked! ^_^ It'll get better. My muse Mr. Whiskers is in Hawaii on vacation (he guest starred in this ff obviously) and has decided not to inspire me w/ any funny chapter ideas! **sniff** But he gets back on Wednesday, so perhaps then it will be better! Thank you for reading this chapter of my little story! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF MY FAITHFUL REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP REVIEWING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well." Said Merry.
"There they are." Said Boromoir.
"They are pills." Observed Gimli.
"That are here." Said Frodo. "In front of us."
"So to recap, we know that they're pills that are here in front of us." Said Aragorn.
"But why are they here?" said Sam. Suddenly his eyes widened, and he looked horrified. "Wait……..we don't know what we did last night, right?' everybody nodded. "So…..think about it….what do you use pills for……at NIGHT……."
"Cough medicine?" asked Merry.
"NO YOU IDIOT!" said Legolas. "WHAT IF THESE ARE NOT JUST SOME PILLS, THEY'RE 'THE PILLS'?!" he burst out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Merry, hugging Mr. Whiskers. "But I thought only GIRLS could use 'the pill'!" he said, hiding behind Aragorn in horror. There was a deadly silence. Crickets chirped in the background.
"Guys………..well, assuming you all ARE guys…….Is there something anybody wants to….tell us?" asked Boromir in a whisper. Everybody looked around at each other distrustfully.
"Aragorn?" asked Gimli. Aragorn shook his head emphatically.
"Helooooooooooooooo, would a girl have this hair?" he asked. Everybody considered.
"Ok, it's definitely not Aragorn."
"Hmmm……….Frodo?"
"Trust me," said Sam, "Mr. Frodo is NOT a girl!"
"Oh my." Whispered Merry.
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT SAM!?!" asked Frodo. Sam blinked.
"I REALLY don't think you want to know." Said Legolas.
"O…….H……..MY………GOD……………N……..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Frodo, running away.
"NO MR. FRODO!!!! NO!!! I DON'T KNOW!! YOU COULD BE A GIRL!!!! NO!! JUST PLEASE WAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt…………." His voice faded off as he ran after Frodo. A minute later he came back, defeated. Everybody stared at each other. Then at Legolas. And stared. And suddenly, it clicked.
"IT'S LEGOLAS!!!" they screamed.
"WHAAATTTTTTTTTTT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas roared.
"See, IT ALL FITS! The perfect hair, skin, Oprah obsession…….."
"OH MY GOD LEGOLAS! YOU"RE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all yelled.
"NO I AM NOT!!!!!" he yelled back.
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"AM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!" he bellowed, scaring even Mrs. Leathery The Hat. "LOOK!!! I'll PROVE IT!!!" He said, and took off his pants.
"Oh my." Merry whispered, covering Mr. Whiskers' eyes, shocked.
"Well, he's DEFINETLY not a girl." Said Aragorn, stunned.
"But he's got a very b-"
"SHUT UP SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*Author's Note*~ OMG sorry this chapter sucked! ^_^ It'll get better. My muse Mr. Whiskers is in Hawaii on vacation (he guest starred in this ff obviously) and has decided not to inspire me w/ any funny chapter ideas! **sniff** But he gets back on Wednesday, so perhaps then it will be better! Thank you for reading this chapter of my little story! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF MY FAITHFUL REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP REVIEWING, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
