THIS CHAPTER IS IN HONOR OF 8/06/02, THE RELEASE DATE OF THE LOTR DVD. LORD
OF THE RINGS A HOLICS, UNITE!!!!!!!!!
We last left off when...
Then, just like last night, a HUGE UFO POPPED OUT OF THE SKY!!! A green beam came out of it, and in the light five aliens that looked just like Britney Spears materialized.
"CAN YOU LIKE, PLEASE TAKE US TO YOUR, LIKE, LEADER?" the asked in unison.
The Fellowship stared. And stared. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli all started to drool madly. Finally, Mr. Chubby Cheeks stepped forward, along with Britney Spears.
"Hey," said Britney, "they like look just like me. That is so, like, totally not like, cool. There is only, like, one Britney Spears. And I am so, like, her. Like, duh." She said, crossing her arms. Mulder, who had been unconscious after tripping on Gimli's beard, slowly got up, and saw, with extreme horror, six Britney Spears standing in front of him.
"AHH!!!! NOO!!! BRITNEY!! SHE'S EVERYWHERE!!! EVERYWHERE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" he said, sprinting away and over the rolling hills that conveniently appeared right in front of him. Merry shook his head, hugging Mr. Whiskers. Poor Mulder, suffering from PBSTD, or Post Britney Spears Trauma Disorder.
"Can you, like, give us something to appease our God, or we will, like, capture that really cute stuffed cat that, like, curly haired short dude is holding, and, like, feed him to our, like, God, Justin Timberlake. And then we will, like, blow up the earth. The like, nuclear bomb is, like, already ticking. You have, like, ten minutes to, like, give us something and we will turn it off." Said all of the alien Britneys together. "MMMM..Justin." they continued dreamily.
"NO! NOT MR. WHISKERS!" said Merry.
"NO! NOT A NUCLEAR BOMB!" said the others.
"Umm, are you girls all called Britney, or do you have different names?" asked Sam timidly.
"Of course-" said Britney #1.
"We-" said Britney #2.
"Have-" said Britney #3.
"Different-" said Britney #4.
"Names." Said Britney #5.
"Umm, what are they?" said Boromir slowly and carefully. As pretty as these chicks were, they didn't look very smart. And anybody who could finish each other's sentences like that was just kind of creepy.
"I'm Chibi - Pepsi." Said, Britney #1.
"I'm Chibi - Sprite." Said Britney #2.
"I'm Chibi - Mountain Dew." Said Britney #3.
"I'm Chibi - Orange." Said Britney #4.
"I'm Chibi - Cola.". Said Britney #5.
"Oh, I get it, you're all named after delicious and bubbly soft drinks!" said Aragorn happily.
"Yes, these are all things that our God Justin Timberlake likes to drink." Said Chibi - Cola.
"MMMMM..Justin." they continued in unison. Everybody blinked. The I- say-everything-at-the-same-time-and-finish-your-sentences-thing was getting eerie.
"Ok everybody, time for a conference." Said Aragorn to the rest of the Fellowship. They all came together in a huddle, including Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster, Mrs. Leathery The Hat, Mr. Chubby Cheeks, and Britney - the original. "Now, what are we going to do with all these Britney's? And what exactly do they want so they won't blow up middle earth with a nuclear weapon in nine minutes?" Britney - the original twirled her hair.
"Well, it, like, looks like, they, like, want to make, like, Justin Timberlake happy."
"BY TAKING MR. WHISKERS? NOOOOOOO!!!" Merry said, hugging Mr. Whiskers closely.
"Hey, I've got an idea. Legolas, you're really really really ridiculously good looking. They'll listen to you." Said Aragorn. Legolas looked uncomfortable.
"But they're so much like fan girls.." He said with a shudder. Everybody looked at him with puppy eyes. "Ok fine, I'll do it." he warily approached the five Britney clones that all looked at him with the same curious and yet enthralled expressions.
"Wow, you're-" said Chibi-Pepsi.
"Really-" said Chibi-Sprite.
"Really-" said Chibi-Mountain Dew.
"Really-" said Chibi-Orange.
"Ridiculously good looking." Finished Chibi-Cola. Legolas sighed.
"Thank you, but, to be honest, could I just talk to one of you? Your whole talking at the same time thing is kinda creepy." He pulled Chibi- Cola, the Britney clone closest to him, aside. The other four Britney's looked at her jealously and crossed their arms in disgust at the same time.
"Ok, Chibi- Cola? You're really pretty, I know you want to appease your God Justin Timberlake, but we have nothing here that you can appease him with. And you cannot take Mr. Whiskers. Merry will go insane or something. And please don't blow up middle earth. We like it here." Chibi- Cola stared at him.
"Mmmmm..you're so hot." She said dreamily. Legolas blinked and went back over to the Fellowship, Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster, Mrs. Leathery The Hat, Mr. Chubby Cheeks, and Britney - the original..
"Its not working guys. " he hissed. Aragorn considered.
"I KNOW!!!!!" said Pippin suddenly.
"PIPPIN! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR SLIM FAST COMA!!!!" yelled everybody, rushing to hug him.
"Yes, you see, I was in a Slim Fast Coma, but I could hear everything that was going on. And I'm really hungry, and I want some mushrooms. But while I was in my Slim Fast Coma, the God of Slim Fast came to me. And said, "Pippin, its not your time. Go back into the world of Slim Fast. It is your destiny to save middle earth.". I didn't know what it meant then, but I do now."
Everybody just stared at Pippin in shock. Pippin took out a can of Slim Fast.
"Its my last can. Its very sacred." He said in a hushed voice, holding up a can of Slim Fast. On the can, it said, WARNING : LAST CAN OF SLIM FAST. IT IS VERY SACRED. ONLY TO BE USED TO SAVE THE WORLD. "We must give this to the Britney clones. They don't have a can opener, and we'll tell them the sacred gift is inside. They'll never be able to open the can because they are too stupid. Then they'll disarm the nuclear weapon and leave."
Everybody just stared at Pippin in shock.
"Legolas, it is up to you to do. They'll listen to you, because you are really really really ridiculously good looking." Pippin said, handing him the can. Legolas walked over to where the Britney clones were playing with each other's hair.
"Umm,.. Chibi-Pepsi, Chibi-Sprite,. Chibi-Mountain Dew., and. Chibi- Orange, we have found a gift worthy to appease your God Justin Timberlake. Here, inside this can, is the sacred gift." Said Legolas, holding out the can. Chibi - Cola took it.
"Thank you, o hot one." She said, batting her eyelashes.
"You guys can, ah, turn off the nuclear bomb now." He said nervously. .
"Yes, Chibi - Pepsi, like, go turn it off." Said Chibi - Mountain Dew, braiding Chibi - Sprite's hair. Chibi - Pepsi went into their spaceship, and yelled,
"I, like, can't. Somebody took, like, the hair scrunchie that was, like, holding it together. I can't, like, do anything. LIKE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" she screamed. Chibi - Mountain Dew looked at the scrunchie she had put in Chibi - Sprite's hair. It was red, with a skull and crossbones on it, and said in black letters, WARNING : LIKE, DO NOT, LIKE, PUT THIS IN SOMEONE'S HAIR. IT IS, LIKE, THE NUCLEAR WEAPON TRIGGER.
"Like, oops." Said Chibi - Mountain Dew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled everyone. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
~*Cheesy Music Plays*~
"Aragorn, " said Boromir, "before we die, I have to tell you something." He sniffed. "I-In chapter two, I hid the butter from you."
"Its ok Boromir. In chapter one, I did have chocolate. I just didn't tell you." He sniffed. "So we're even?"
"Yes." They both burst into tears and hugged each other.
"Merry?" said Pippin. "I-I'm sorry I was so mean to you when I wasn't in my Slim Fast coma in chapter two. I didn't mean it."
"Its ok Pip. I forgive you. I'm just glad you're ok." Merry and Pippin hugged.
"Mrs. Leathery The Hat?" said Gandalf. "I-I'm sorry I acted so mean. I love you." He said, tears streaming down his face. He listened to what Mrs. Leathery The Hat was saying. "OH MRS. LEATHERY!" Gandalf and Mrs. Leathery kissed passionately.
"Mr. Frodo?" asked Sam. "I'm sorry for the pornographic pictures I had of you."
"Its ok Sam." He said, not singing for once, and patting Sam on the shoulder. Sam and Frodo hug.
"Britney?" said Gimli, turning to Britney - the original. "You're really pretty, and really nice, and you've accepted me for what I am, and I love you for that."
"Oh, like, Gimli, I, like, love you too!" Gimli and Britney kiss.
"O hot one, I'm scared." Said Chibi- Cola to Legolas. "I don't want to die alone." She sniffed.
"Me neither. We'll die together then." He said. Chibi - Cola and Legolas embraced and kissed. Merry looked down at Mr. Whiskers.
"Mr. Whiskers, we've been through a lot together. And I love you. You've always been my best friend, other than Pip here." He hugged Mr. Whiskers, tears streaming down his face. "Don't be scared. Mr. Whiskers. "
Suddenly, the ticking of the nuclear bomb stopped. Everybody looked around.
~*Cheesy Music stops too*~
"Hey.what happened?" said Aragorn. Mr. Chubby Cheeks and Mr. Shiny Reflective toaster emerged from the spaceship.
"It was very simple. Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster and I just re- crossed the wires of the bomb." Mr. Chubby Cheeks said.
"So we're not going to die?" said Boromir.
"Nope." Said Mr. Chubby Cheeks.
"YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" everybody shouted, celebrating.
"Well, we, like, better get back, to like, our God." Said Chibi - Pepsi. Chibi- Cola turned to Legolas.
"I'm sorry o hot one. But I, like, must go. We shall see each, like, other again." Legolas sniffed, and they kissed. Then, with one last look of goodbye, she and the rest of the Britney clones went back into their spaceship with the Sacred Can of Slim Fast, and in a burst of green light, was gone. Everybody cheered, hugged, and laughed. The world wasn't going to be blown up!
Merry looked down with a grin at Mr. Whiskers. It was definitely the strangest, more horrifying, longest and most action filled chapter yet.
Middle Earth was finally safe from the Britney clones!
~*Author's Note*~ This is kind of a milestone chapter, because this is my longest Complete Insanity Chapter Yet! I've also never written a story over 11 chapters, so this my longest story to date! Also, I've never gotten this many reviews, and I'm really really hoping my wonderful reviewers will get it over 100! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease review and make it 100 reviews! Its my dream since coming on fanfiction.net. I love all of my reviewers so much, thank you all, really. I'll review the story of everyone that reviews me for this chapter! I especially would like to thank the lovely Chibi-Cola, who starred at Britney Clone #5. You've been so great! I can't wait to watch LOTR again!
~*Celeny
We last left off when...
Then, just like last night, a HUGE UFO POPPED OUT OF THE SKY!!! A green beam came out of it, and in the light five aliens that looked just like Britney Spears materialized.
"CAN YOU LIKE, PLEASE TAKE US TO YOUR, LIKE, LEADER?" the asked in unison.
The Fellowship stared. And stared. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli all started to drool madly. Finally, Mr. Chubby Cheeks stepped forward, along with Britney Spears.
"Hey," said Britney, "they like look just like me. That is so, like, totally not like, cool. There is only, like, one Britney Spears. And I am so, like, her. Like, duh." She said, crossing her arms. Mulder, who had been unconscious after tripping on Gimli's beard, slowly got up, and saw, with extreme horror, six Britney Spears standing in front of him.
"AHH!!!! NOO!!! BRITNEY!! SHE'S EVERYWHERE!!! EVERYWHERE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" he said, sprinting away and over the rolling hills that conveniently appeared right in front of him. Merry shook his head, hugging Mr. Whiskers. Poor Mulder, suffering from PBSTD, or Post Britney Spears Trauma Disorder.
"Can you, like, give us something to appease our God, or we will, like, capture that really cute stuffed cat that, like, curly haired short dude is holding, and, like, feed him to our, like, God, Justin Timberlake. And then we will, like, blow up the earth. The like, nuclear bomb is, like, already ticking. You have, like, ten minutes to, like, give us something and we will turn it off." Said all of the alien Britneys together. "MMMM..Justin." they continued dreamily.
"NO! NOT MR. WHISKERS!" said Merry.
"NO! NOT A NUCLEAR BOMB!" said the others.
"Umm, are you girls all called Britney, or do you have different names?" asked Sam timidly.
"Of course-" said Britney #1.
"We-" said Britney #2.
"Have-" said Britney #3.
"Different-" said Britney #4.
"Names." Said Britney #5.
"Umm, what are they?" said Boromir slowly and carefully. As pretty as these chicks were, they didn't look very smart. And anybody who could finish each other's sentences like that was just kind of creepy.
"I'm Chibi - Pepsi." Said, Britney #1.
"I'm Chibi - Sprite." Said Britney #2.
"I'm Chibi - Mountain Dew." Said Britney #3.
"I'm Chibi - Orange." Said Britney #4.
"I'm Chibi - Cola.". Said Britney #5.
"Oh, I get it, you're all named after delicious and bubbly soft drinks!" said Aragorn happily.
"Yes, these are all things that our God Justin Timberlake likes to drink." Said Chibi - Cola.
"MMMMM..Justin." they continued in unison. Everybody blinked. The I- say-everything-at-the-same-time-and-finish-your-sentences-thing was getting eerie.
"Ok everybody, time for a conference." Said Aragorn to the rest of the Fellowship. They all came together in a huddle, including Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster, Mrs. Leathery The Hat, Mr. Chubby Cheeks, and Britney - the original. "Now, what are we going to do with all these Britney's? And what exactly do they want so they won't blow up middle earth with a nuclear weapon in nine minutes?" Britney - the original twirled her hair.
"Well, it, like, looks like, they, like, want to make, like, Justin Timberlake happy."
"BY TAKING MR. WHISKERS? NOOOOOOO!!!" Merry said, hugging Mr. Whiskers closely.
"Hey, I've got an idea. Legolas, you're really really really ridiculously good looking. They'll listen to you." Said Aragorn. Legolas looked uncomfortable.
"But they're so much like fan girls.." He said with a shudder. Everybody looked at him with puppy eyes. "Ok fine, I'll do it." he warily approached the five Britney clones that all looked at him with the same curious and yet enthralled expressions.
"Wow, you're-" said Chibi-Pepsi.
"Really-" said Chibi-Sprite.
"Really-" said Chibi-Mountain Dew.
"Really-" said Chibi-Orange.
"Ridiculously good looking." Finished Chibi-Cola. Legolas sighed.
"Thank you, but, to be honest, could I just talk to one of you? Your whole talking at the same time thing is kinda creepy." He pulled Chibi- Cola, the Britney clone closest to him, aside. The other four Britney's looked at her jealously and crossed their arms in disgust at the same time.
"Ok, Chibi- Cola? You're really pretty, I know you want to appease your God Justin Timberlake, but we have nothing here that you can appease him with. And you cannot take Mr. Whiskers. Merry will go insane or something. And please don't blow up middle earth. We like it here." Chibi- Cola stared at him.
"Mmmmm..you're so hot." She said dreamily. Legolas blinked and went back over to the Fellowship, Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster, Mrs. Leathery The Hat, Mr. Chubby Cheeks, and Britney - the original..
"Its not working guys. " he hissed. Aragorn considered.
"I KNOW!!!!!" said Pippin suddenly.
"PIPPIN! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR SLIM FAST COMA!!!!" yelled everybody, rushing to hug him.
"Yes, you see, I was in a Slim Fast Coma, but I could hear everything that was going on. And I'm really hungry, and I want some mushrooms. But while I was in my Slim Fast Coma, the God of Slim Fast came to me. And said, "Pippin, its not your time. Go back into the world of Slim Fast. It is your destiny to save middle earth.". I didn't know what it meant then, but I do now."
Everybody just stared at Pippin in shock. Pippin took out a can of Slim Fast.
"Its my last can. Its very sacred." He said in a hushed voice, holding up a can of Slim Fast. On the can, it said, WARNING : LAST CAN OF SLIM FAST. IT IS VERY SACRED. ONLY TO BE USED TO SAVE THE WORLD. "We must give this to the Britney clones. They don't have a can opener, and we'll tell them the sacred gift is inside. They'll never be able to open the can because they are too stupid. Then they'll disarm the nuclear weapon and leave."
Everybody just stared at Pippin in shock.
"Legolas, it is up to you to do. They'll listen to you, because you are really really really ridiculously good looking." Pippin said, handing him the can. Legolas walked over to where the Britney clones were playing with each other's hair.
"Umm,.. Chibi-Pepsi, Chibi-Sprite,. Chibi-Mountain Dew., and. Chibi- Orange, we have found a gift worthy to appease your God Justin Timberlake. Here, inside this can, is the sacred gift." Said Legolas, holding out the can. Chibi - Cola took it.
"Thank you, o hot one." She said, batting her eyelashes.
"You guys can, ah, turn off the nuclear bomb now." He said nervously. .
"Yes, Chibi - Pepsi, like, go turn it off." Said Chibi - Mountain Dew, braiding Chibi - Sprite's hair. Chibi - Pepsi went into their spaceship, and yelled,
"I, like, can't. Somebody took, like, the hair scrunchie that was, like, holding it together. I can't, like, do anything. LIKE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" she screamed. Chibi - Mountain Dew looked at the scrunchie she had put in Chibi - Sprite's hair. It was red, with a skull and crossbones on it, and said in black letters, WARNING : LIKE, DO NOT, LIKE, PUT THIS IN SOMEONE'S HAIR. IT IS, LIKE, THE NUCLEAR WEAPON TRIGGER.
"Like, oops." Said Chibi - Mountain Dew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled everyone. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
~*Cheesy Music Plays*~
"Aragorn, " said Boromir, "before we die, I have to tell you something." He sniffed. "I-In chapter two, I hid the butter from you."
"Its ok Boromir. In chapter one, I did have chocolate. I just didn't tell you." He sniffed. "So we're even?"
"Yes." They both burst into tears and hugged each other.
"Merry?" said Pippin. "I-I'm sorry I was so mean to you when I wasn't in my Slim Fast coma in chapter two. I didn't mean it."
"Its ok Pip. I forgive you. I'm just glad you're ok." Merry and Pippin hugged.
"Mrs. Leathery The Hat?" said Gandalf. "I-I'm sorry I acted so mean. I love you." He said, tears streaming down his face. He listened to what Mrs. Leathery The Hat was saying. "OH MRS. LEATHERY!" Gandalf and Mrs. Leathery kissed passionately.
"Mr. Frodo?" asked Sam. "I'm sorry for the pornographic pictures I had of you."
"Its ok Sam." He said, not singing for once, and patting Sam on the shoulder. Sam and Frodo hug.
"Britney?" said Gimli, turning to Britney - the original. "You're really pretty, and really nice, and you've accepted me for what I am, and I love you for that."
"Oh, like, Gimli, I, like, love you too!" Gimli and Britney kiss.
"O hot one, I'm scared." Said Chibi- Cola to Legolas. "I don't want to die alone." She sniffed.
"Me neither. We'll die together then." He said. Chibi - Cola and Legolas embraced and kissed. Merry looked down at Mr. Whiskers.
"Mr. Whiskers, we've been through a lot together. And I love you. You've always been my best friend, other than Pip here." He hugged Mr. Whiskers, tears streaming down his face. "Don't be scared. Mr. Whiskers. "
Suddenly, the ticking of the nuclear bomb stopped. Everybody looked around.
~*Cheesy Music stops too*~
"Hey.what happened?" said Aragorn. Mr. Chubby Cheeks and Mr. Shiny Reflective toaster emerged from the spaceship.
"It was very simple. Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster and I just re- crossed the wires of the bomb." Mr. Chubby Cheeks said.
"So we're not going to die?" said Boromir.
"Nope." Said Mr. Chubby Cheeks.
"YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" everybody shouted, celebrating.
"Well, we, like, better get back, to like, our God." Said Chibi - Pepsi. Chibi- Cola turned to Legolas.
"I'm sorry o hot one. But I, like, must go. We shall see each, like, other again." Legolas sniffed, and they kissed. Then, with one last look of goodbye, she and the rest of the Britney clones went back into their spaceship with the Sacred Can of Slim Fast, and in a burst of green light, was gone. Everybody cheered, hugged, and laughed. The world wasn't going to be blown up!
Merry looked down with a grin at Mr. Whiskers. It was definitely the strangest, more horrifying, longest and most action filled chapter yet.
Middle Earth was finally safe from the Britney clones!
~*Author's Note*~ This is kind of a milestone chapter, because this is my longest Complete Insanity Chapter Yet! I've also never written a story over 11 chapters, so this my longest story to date! Also, I've never gotten this many reviews, and I'm really really hoping my wonderful reviewers will get it over 100! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease review and make it 100 reviews! Its my dream since coming on fanfiction.net. I love all of my reviewers so much, thank you all, really. I'll review the story of everyone that reviews me for this chapter! I especially would like to thank the lovely Chibi-Cola, who starred at Britney Clone #5. You've been so great! I can't wait to watch LOTR again!
~*Celeny
