First and most definitely foremost, I would love to thank all of my wonderful, wonderful reviewers. I never thought I would get this far on fanfiction.net. I am such a lucky author to have people that like and review my story! Some of you have reviewed my story multiple times! (Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you) If I didn't review your story as promised, and you were really really nice and made me indescribably happy by reviewing chapter twelve, I am so sorry. Just tell me, and I will be happy to do so!!! I would love to thank all of my wonderful reviewers of chapter twelve personally (in order of most recent to the first reviewers) :

The beloved Calaquendi - I, too, am unloved. = ( I am so glad you see that having problems is not bad!! Its not!! Now if only the people in my head would agree with me..hehe, I'm just kidding. Thank you for reviewing me!!!!!! It makes my day!!!! ^_^

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You guys are THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, I feel so guilty for having not uploaded in, like, two months! I am so sorry. I had no idea what to write! My sister (who is eight) avidly watches reruns of the show 'Pokemon' every afternoon. I was inspired by the funny looking creatures, and had her (who is a freaky Pokemon expert) teach me the ways of Pokemon so I could put it in my story.

If you have never seen the show 'Pokemon':

I changed the lyrics to the theme song and put them in the story. If you don't know the tune, go to http://www.geocities.com/richiesitez/richiesite/Pokemusic/fullversion.mid for the midi version.

If you have never seen Pikachu, which is also in here, go to http://www.stworki.pl/gfx_postacie/pikachu.gif for a picture.

If you have never seen a Jigglypuff Pokemon, which Sam dances with, go to http://members.aol.com/bedlamitey/jigglypuff.jpg for a picture.

If you have never seen Ash's clothes that he wears in Pokemon, go to http://www.comic21.com/jpn_manga/pokemon/ash.jpg for a picture.

And without any further author's notes, here is the thirteenth chapter of the story 'Complete Insanity'!!!!

Chapter Thirteen : Pokemon, 'Bring it On', and Sam acting really wrong!!!







And so, everyone was happy. Gandalf sat puffing on his twelve inch pipe, getting as high as he could, humming a song. Mr. Chubby Cheeks, Britney - the original, Agent Mulder, and Mr. Shiny Reflective Toaster, who had decided to become a member of the Publix Stealing Squad, were all preparing to leave.

"BYE!!!!" The Fellowship yelled, as the group was about the board their hot pink private jet in the shape of a cupcake. Mr. Chubby Cheeks looked back.

"Before we go, I wanted to leave you this." He threw a red and white ball down on the grass. The Fellowship stared at it curiously, and the jet took off with a roar.

"What did Mr. Chubby Cheeks leave us?" asked Boromir, poking it with a stick. Suddenly, it burst open with a giant flash of light, and out popped an adorable yellow mouse-looking thing with a multi colored sparkling tie covered with musical notes and a matching party hat on its head.

"AHHH!!!!!!" screamed everyone.

"ITS EVIL!!!" Legolas yelled.

"ITS PIKACHU!!!!!" shouted Sam.

"SAME THING!" said Gimli.

"PIKACHU!!" said Pikachu.

"Wait, this Pikachu doesn't look like the same Pikachu that's on Pokemon." Said Gandalf, squinting at it. "Let me check my Pokemon trainer's handbook." Gandalf got out a little red electronic device and pressed some buttons on it. It beeped, and Gandalf gasped.

"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A MUSICAL PIKACHU!!! I'VE GOT TO CATCH IT!!" He turned Mrs. Leathery The Hat backwards as a swirling blue light gathered behind him. "POKEBALL!!! GO!!" He got out another red and white ball, and tossed it at the Musical Pikachu.

"Gandalf! No! Don't you remember that in episode #345 of the Pokemon series, when Ash tries to catch a musical Pokemon, it makes them all sing and dance?" But it was too late. The Musical Pikachu disappeared into the ball. The ball wiggled back and forth, and then the Musical Pikachu burst out of it again! It glared at Gandalf.

"Uh oh." The Fellowship said in unison.

"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the Musical Pikachu.

Silence. Then :

Pokemon! (Set to the tune of the Pokemon Theme Song)

*An electric guitar and drum start out of no where. The Fellowship is now wearing identical clothes like Ash in Pokemon. All of the lights go out as Pokemon backup dancers pose behind the Fellowship and the spotlight focuses on the group. *

Gandalf : We have a ring, an evil ring. Made by Sauronnnnn We must destroy it, it is our quest, but we act really wrong!

Boromir : Sam has porn of Frodo, and Merry a stuffed cat Pippin was in a Slim fast coma, Gandalf loves a hat!

*The Fellowship starts to dance the chorus with the Pokemon backup dancers as Legolas takes a microphone and slides to the front on his knees*

Legolas: Pokemon! A musical Pikachu that's mean! We're singing like Avril Lavigne! Pokemon! Britney clones almost blew up Middle Earth This couldn't get any worse!

Frodo : Pokemon! We made a movie drinking weed coffee And ran away from broccoli Agent Mulder from the X - Files, too! Pooookkkeeeemmmooonnnnn!!!!

*Sam, wearing a pink feather boa, is dirty dancing with a Jigglypuff Pokemon as strobe lights flash wildly over them*

Sam : Legolas acts like Dr. Phil on that Oprah show Gimli's girlfriend was Britney, who had evil clones!

*Merry is holding Mr. Whiskers, who also has a Pokemon trainer's outfit on*

Merry : Aragorn loves butter, Frodo sings, and Boromir is just there Legolas took off his pants to prove he wasn't a girl!

Pippin : Pokemon! This story is completely insane It warps the Fellowship's brains! Pokemon!

*Aragorn is wearing a peace sign made of butter on a chain made of Land 'O Lakes butter wrappers, and on his Pokemon trainer's hat it says : "Butter : The Other Other Other White Meat"*

Aragorn : Sam wishes Frodo was his toy Gimli called Mulder 'pretty boy!' Pokemon!

Gimli : We did a remake of the Matrix, too Sam wanted to be Satine from Moulin Rouge! This chapter is finally new! Pooookkkkeeeemmmoonnnnnnn!!!!

*Everybody poses for the last part of the song, Sam still booty dancing close to the Jigglypuff Pokemon, as the multicolored lights swing around and glitter falls from the ceiling*

Everyone : POKEMON!

*Everyone stares at each other, surprised by the sudden musical number.*

"Ok, how can we stop the evil yet sinisterly cute yellow rat thingy?" asked Aragorn, puzzled, eating some butter to calm down.

"I KNOW!!!!!" Gimli shouted. "In episode #345 of the Pokemon series, when Ash tries to catch a musical Pokemon, and it makes them all sing and dance, Ash starts to cheerlead at the competition against the other school who they stole their moves from-"

"No, that's 'Bring It On'. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!" Sam said, scampering off behind a grove of trees that just happened to appear right in front of him, and holding what looked suspiciously like a duffel bag a cheerleader would use. He returned a minute later, wearing a red and black cheerleader uniform and a red bow in his hair.

"I'M SEXY, I'M CUTE, I'M POPULAR TO BOOT!!!" he said, shaking his pom poms. "I'M BITCHIN, GREAT HAIR, THE BOYS ALL LOVE TO STARE!!" He winked at Frodo, who was scared out of singing "Skater Boy" and ran away.

"I'M WANTED, I'M HOT, I'M - NO WAIT!!! MR. FRODO!!! DON'T YOU LIKE CHEERLEADERS." called Sam sadly after him. But it was too late. Sam sighed.

"Wait Sam!" said Aragorn excitedly. Your stylin' moves from 'Bring it On' gave me a wonderful idea of how to defeat the Musical Pikachu!!"

*Ten Minutes Later*

*The Fellowship, including Mr. Whiskers, are all dressed up in red, black and white cheerleader outfits. The Musical Pikachu is sitting in front of them. Legolas, with two red bows in his hair, looks down unhappily at his pom poms.*

"Do I have to do this?" he whined sadly. Sam scowled at him.

"Yes Legolas. This isn't a democracy, it's a CHEEROCRACY! Besides, you've got the best part! OK EVERYONE!!! GET IN YOUR PLACES!!!!"

The Fellowship lined up in two rows. Pounding music started out of nowhere.

"WHO AM I? JUST GUESS!!!! BOYS WANT TO TOUCH MY CHEST!!!" Yelled out Gandalf, shaking his pom poms and winking.

"I'M ROCKIN', I SMILE, AND MANY THINK I'M VILE!!!" Said Boromir with a gigantic grin, bouncing up and down.

"WE CHEER! WE LEAD!! WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE ON SPEED!!!" Pippin said, kicking his leg up. Legolas groaned. Sam glared at him.

"Cheerocracy." Sam mouthed warningly.

"I GOT IT, I JUMP, YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T YOU HUMP!!" Legolas said half heartedly.

The Musical Pikachu stared at Legolas. Little red hearts appeared all around its head.

"Pikachuuuuu..." it purred to him.

"No no now, stay away.." Legolas said, backing away.

"Pikaaaaachuuuuuuu.." It said, wagging its tail.

"NO!! I SAID 'DON'T YOU HUMP'!!! DON'T!! DON'T!!" Legolas looked for anything on the ground to ward off the love struck Musical Pikachu. His hand closed around the Pokeball Gandalf had thrown earlier in the chapter.

"POKEBALL!! GO!!!!" he yelled. He threw it all the Pikachu. The Pokemon disappeared inside the Pokeball.

"YEY!! YOU CAUGHT IT!!!" The Fellowship yelled. Sam started to do a 'Go Legolas' cheer.

"WE DEFEATED THE MUSICAL PIKACHU!!!!!"

Merry hugged Mr. Whiskers, who was in a mini cheerleader uniform. He was glad that the Musical Pikachu had been caught. He looked up at the sky, wondering about the meaning of life. And then a certainty came to him : Pokemon are scary. Yes. They. Are.

Author's Note #2- the last one, I promise : PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeee I get so happy! PLEASE!!!!