Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Nyah! The plot and such is my idea, any relations to any other story, anywhere, is simply coincidental. The names Foxman and Muttboy are mine, and are a result of my many sugar highs.

The First Ever Adventure of Foxman and Muttboy

Chapter One: Foxman and Muttboy

Inuyasha sniffed the ground, his face scrunched up. On top of his head sat the kitsune, his tail swishing slightly in a cat-like fashion. Inuyasha stood up without warning, sending Shippou tumbling to the ground.

"What was that for?!" the kitsune huffed, crossing his arms defiantly.

"Their scents." The kitsune tried to smell, but sneezed instead. Though Inuyasha denied it, he'd be glad once the kitsune gets over his cold. Two noses are much better than one. 'If Kagome was here she'd give the kid medicine,' he thought suddenly. Well, wherever Kagome was, her pack was with her. Or at least it was nowhere to be found at their resting sight.

"What about 'em?" the kitsune rubbed his nose.

"They split up." Shippou blinked and pulled his hand away from his nose.

Inuyasha sighed and pointed to his left, "Kagome's scent goes that way," he pointed to his right, "The wolf's goes that way."

"You hafta be wrong! Kouga would never give Kagome up without a fight! Maybe your nose is broken or something'!"

"My nose isn't broken."

"And?"

"And maybe there was a fight."

"Kouga's too strong!" Indeed, the kitsune seemed to have much faith in the wolf.

"Then what do you think happened?!" the dog-demon glared, losing his patience. Shippou merely waved this away with one of his small hands.

"How should I know? Maybe Naraku or Sesshoumaru took her."

"Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha's voice was filled with disbelief. "That bastard couldn't capture a sloth!" He chuckled at his own joke. 'Though,' he thought, 'his stench seems to surround this area…' Inuyasha gripped the Tetsusaiga. Evil thoughts filled his mind. Such evil thoughts…

"Hurry up." he growled. Shippou watched him take the left path. He hesitated, but followed obediently.

"Inuyasha?"

"What?" Shippou climbed on top of the dog-demons head. "Can I have a cape?"

"A what?"

"You know… A cape! Like super heroes!"

"Shippou…." Shippou whacked Inuyasha on the back of his head.

"Do not call me that, slave! My name is Foxman! And You!" Shippou avoided a hit, "And you will be known as Muttboy!" Shippou cackled evilly and dodged another hit.

He jumped onto a tree branch, bringing his tail around him, casting a mysterious shadow.

"Shrouded by the trees, Foxman and Muttboy are once again searching for the beautiful princess, Kagome," Inuyasha huffed, "Unknown to them the dangers that lurk in the night!"

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A/N: Hm… It may seem short, but when I wrote it on paper, it was like, four pages long. Then I added some stuff, deleted a lot of stuff, and deleted some more stuff. SO now, it's really short. Oh well. ^-^