*Author's Notes* Wow...I am just..Wow. YEY!!!!!!!!!! OMG I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE GOTTEN ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL REVIEWS!!!!!!!! I would like to thank all of the wonderful people who reviewed the last chapter, in order from the most recent to the very first :

James Blonde : I am so flattered to have been described as a genius!!!!!!! = ) Thank you! I couldn't put your song idea in on THIS chapter (I'm so sorry!), but I would love to in the next one! Thank you so much!!

BuckleBerryMerry : OOOOOOOOO This story is the best one you've seen?! OMG I was SO HAPPY to read that in your review, I got a smile that took up my whole face! I'm glad I made you laugh, I was afraid no one would like the last chapter. Thanks a lot for all of your reviews, they make me SO HAPPY!

Biblehermione : No, don't die! But I'm glad you thought it was that funny! And THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING ME IN YOUR FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!! YEY!!!!!!

Catreen Dragonsword : Thank you for all of your reviews! They mean so much!!! We WILL get to see the fair pea-headed elves (Yes, I PROMISE!!) I'm just not exactly sure..when. = ( But don't be mad! I've actually never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail..Is it funny? Should I check it out? Any ideas about upcoming chapters are welcome! Thanks a lot!

The random person that has no name : Yeah, a lot of people collected the Pokemon trading stickers, its nothing to be ashamed of! I'm so happy you thought it was funny, and I hope you think this chapter is as good. Thanks a lot for reviewing, even with no name! lol

Fuschia Queen : OOOOOO YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING TO READ!!!!!! *basks in a glow of review happiness* Yes, it is terribly random, but hopefully it's still good. Thank you for reviewing!

Vesha : OOOO YEY YOU THINK IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!! HOORAY!!! *does a happy dance* Yep, Sam IS a little poor I suppose, and I kept writing (as you can see, lol) Thanks for reviewing, and I hope you think this chapter is just as good!

Chibi - Cola : Ah, my most wonderful and faithful reviewer!!!! My computer gets totally screwed up a lot too..how on EARTH did you review without the pop-up window?? I bow down to you!!!!! Yes, I am very weird, be AFRAID MWAHA!! *whimpers* I am sorry I didn't update quickly..don't be mad!!! Pleasepleaseplease??? OoOoOoOo Mr. Whiskers started to remind ME of Meowth TOO!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Thank you SO MUCH!!!!!!

LadyEowyn622 : Oh no, thank YOU for all the reviews you gave ME!!! High AGAIN? OOO you NAUGHTY GIRL! LOL I shall try to put you in my story, I'm SO SORRY I couldn't in this chapter. I hope you like this chapter as much as the others!

Eibbor N : OO I KNOW, I can't LIVE without access to my computer! I'm SO HAPPY you liked this chapter as much as the others! I was super scared people wouldn't. I'm glad you think the story is good. Yes, be careful of the Pokemon! I've heard stories where they eat people..*shudders*

Black cat : OOOO you thought it was funny. Hooray! Ack, I'm so sorry I didn't update sooner.. I will try my best this time, really I will!

Imania : Oh yes, if you like butter, this chapter has lots of butter in it! ^_^ Mmhmm, it IS completely insane, but I don't think I could write anything else! Thanks a lot for stopping by and reviewing!

Calley : Possibly one of the funniest things you have ever read?! HOORAY!!!!! I'm happy you liked the addition of the Pokemon. No, Mr. Whiskers did not recover from being sick yet, and the Fellowship is STILL searching for the Secret butter springs. They will meet the fair pea-headed elves soon, I promise! Oh, I TRIED to update soon, but somehow I always forget.. = (

Elvenbane : Oh yes I DO love reviews so thank you for reviewing!!! I love chocolate too, but (and this may come as somewhat of a surprise) I don't care for butter as much as Aragorn does in the story..I do like it though, especially garlic herb butter!

Bren : OOOOOOh you thought it was AWESOME?! YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Oh, YOU LIKE MOULIN ROUGE TOO?!?!?! YEY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I'm so happy you liked the Love Medley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEY YOU THINK MY STORY ROX!!!!! NO, IT IS YOU WHO ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salogellum : Oh, I'm glad you loved it and thought it was funny! Hmm, you thought Mr. Whiskers was a bit overused..yeah, I think I agree. There's less of him in this chapter. Looking forward to chapter two? I'm already on chapter 14, silly! LOL

Elves : Oh, I'm happy you think that its good and I agree that it IS kind of retarded. Actually, I did recently write another story. It's called 'The Perfect MarySue in 5 Easy Steps'. Check it out if you want! I've been told, though, that I forgot some things, so I'm currently working on a chapter 2 to tie up some loose ends.

Woah, that took up almost 2 pages! But it's COMPLETELY worth it because I love the people that review so much! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE keep it up!!!!!!!! Bye now!







Chapter 14 : Backstreet Boys, Annakin, and Gollum as his Fourth Cousin Twice Removed???

After the defeat of the Musical Pikachu, the Fellowship felt like a little celebration. They were going to have a rap-off. Gandalf took out his giant ghetto boombox and set the volume on his highest setting, thanking Mrs. Leathery the Hat for his early Christmas present. The speakers started to pulse with a light beat. Sam, wearing a gray hood, standing out on a poorly lit street that somehow appeared in front of him, in front of an electric sign that said '8 Hobbit', got out in front of the Fellowship and started to rap while trying to look sexily dramatic.

"Look..if you had...one shot..one opportunity...to seize everything you ever wanted..one moment...would you capture it...or just let it slip?"

The beat turned harder and more desperate as he continued. Sam started to do horrible gangsta hand movements along with the music.

"Lose yourself in the music the moment you own it/ You better never let it go/ You only get one shot/ Do not lose your chance to blow/ This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo."

The Fellowship cheered. Aragorn stood up and yelled "RESPECT!" Pippin clapped and screamed,

"Oh yeah! Go Sam! Break it down now! Break it down now!"

Suddenly, a HUGE LIGHT CAME OUT OF THE SKY!!!!! It was a giant starship, that crash landed into the '8 Hobbit' sign!!! The Fellowship ducked for cover. Merry held Mr. Whiskers. Gandalf shielded Mrs. Leathery the Hat. Sam leapt in front of Frodo. The door opened with a hiss. OUT STEPPED ANNAKIN SKYWALKER AND GOLLUM!!!!

"ANNAKIN!!! HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!!" said Sam, half-naked Hayden Christiansen posters falling out from his pack as he ran up to Annakin and attempted to fly into his arms.

"I am Annakin Skywalker, soon to be the Sith Lord Darth Vader but I'm technically not supposed to know or tell you that, ha ha."

"OoOoOoOoOoOo he's even hotter than NICK CARTER!!!" said Sam. "I am your BIGGEST fan! Would you like me to dress up as Padme from Star Wars II Attack of the Clones? I ordered the costume off E-Bay last week!"

"Wait, did you say NICK CARTER?!" said Annakin. "I LOVE NICK CARTER!!! I tried to persuade Obi-Wan to buy his new C.D. but he said he liked Britney Spears better." The whole Fellowship shuddered at the memory of Britney Spears.

"GET OUT GIRLFRIEND!!! I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE 'I LOVE NICK CARTER' FAN CLUB!!!!"

"NA UH GIRLFRIEND!!!"

"YEAH HUH GIRLFRIEND!!!"

"Umm, sorry to interrupt, but why exactly is Gollum here?" asked Legolas.

"Oh, Gollum is my fourth cousin twice removed. Some people say the family resemblance is shocking!" Said Annakin off handedly. Everyone stared. "He loves Harry Potter, don't you Gollum?"

"Gollum." Said Gollum, clutching a paperback copy of 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'. "Harry Potter preciousssssssss yesssssssssss more preciousssssssss than precioussssssssssssss fishesssssssssssssss yesssssssssssss precioussssssssssssssssss Gollum."

"I can't believe you like Nick Carter from the BACKSTREET BOYS." Said Gandalf, stroking Mrs. Leathery the Hat. "Everyone knows *NSYNC is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better."

"Ohmygodohnoyoudidn't." breathed out Sam and Annakin at the same time.

"Oh yes I did honey. You BETTA believe it." Said Gandalf. Merry shuddered, hugging Mr. Whiskers close. Gandalf was REALLY starting to freak him out.

"That's it. C'mon Backstreet Boys, over on THIS side!" said Annakin, snapping his fingers and pointing behind him.

"*NSYNC people, come join us over here!" yelled Gandalf. Legolas, Aragorn, Merry with Mr. Whiskers, and Boromir joined Gandalf on the *NSYNC side, while Pippin, Frodo, and Gimli joined Sam and Annakin on the Backstreet Boys side.

"It looks like we have a battle of the boy bands!" said Annakin. "Alright, old school rules. You pick one person to represent your musical group. The two chosen people are gonna have to busta move and shake some boo-tay. May the best boy band win." The *NSYNC and Backstreet Boys groups both huddled together whispering frantically to each other. Finally they both nodded and faced each other.

"Alright sissy Backstreet Boys..boys, who'd you pick?" said Gandalf.

"Me!" said Annakin. The Backstreet Boys group snickered and high- fived. "Who's gonna sing for you?"

"I am!" said Aragorn.

"Well ok. Let's get this party started!" He cleared his throat. "Music!" Silence. Suddenly, Annakin's cell phone rang. He picked it up. Music suddenly blared out of Gandalf's ghetto boombox.

"Listen baby I'm sorry/ I just wanna tell you don't worry/ I will be late don't stay up/ And wait for me/ Say again...you're dropping out...my battery is low/ Just so you know, we're going to a place nearby/ Gotta go!"

Annakin smirked. 'The Call' from the last Backstreet Boys album would be hard to top. The *NSYNC group started whispering frantically. Aragorn nodded. Funky-sounding music started up.

"You told me you loved me, why did you leave me all alone?" he sang mournfully. "Now you tell me you need me, when you call me, on the phone." He glared at a Nokia cell phone he held in his hand. "Girl I refuse, you must have me confused with some other guy." He crushed the phone beneath his large boot and walked up to Annakin. "Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn," he poked Annakin in the chest and leaned into his face, "to cry."

"Oh! Oh! 'Cry Me a River' by Justin Timberlake!! That was Dirrrrrrrty Aragorn!!!" said Pippin. Annakin scowled as the Darth Vader Star Wars theme song started to play in the background and his eyes went all freaky. How dare Aragorn beat him in a battle of the boy bands????!!!!! He whipped out his light saber.

"MWAHAHAHA!!!! PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A PISSED OFF JEDI KNIGHT!!!!!" Aragorn panicked.

"HERE! ARAGORN!" yelled Boromir, tossing him a butter knife and a large tub of butter.

Annakin and Aragorn started to fight, Annakin with his light saber and Aragorn with his butter knife. Annakin was winning, when suddenly Aragorn had an idea. He pulled off the top of the tub of butter and grabbed a large glob. HE THREW THE GLOB OF BUTTER AT ANNAKIN'S FACE!

"Agh!!!!!!!!! Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Annakin screamed, falling backward. He tried to wipe it off, but it was rotten four month old butter and it had congealed together like a mask. Gollum, Annakin's fourth cousin twice removed, ran to help him up. Gollum got butter on his Harry Potter book, and turned to the Fellowship murderously.

"Oh yesssssssssssssssss prescioussssssssssssss we will be back, yesssssssssss yessssssssss we will, butter on preciousssssssssss Harry Potter....." Gollum hissed angrily as he and Annakin went into their starship.

"I WILL DEFEND THE BACKSTREET BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......" The Fellowship heard Annakin yell as the ship disappeared into the night. Merry tightened his hold on Mr. Whiskers. It had been scary. And disturbing. What would happen next?