Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Though, currently, Shippou is being held captive in my non-existent basement, where I feed him ramen and Mountain Dew all day long. ::smiles::

Shippou: Where is my ramen, human!

Starr: Eheh… ::sweat drops:: Wow! I can't believe I finally got chapter six done!

Shippou: Yea. It only took you forever.

Sweets: Oh! D is for DISS!!

Starr: ::coughs:: I just wanted to thank everyone who has stayed with my story for so long. If anyone has and suggestions for improving my writing skills, they are greatly appreciated.

The First Ever Adventure of Foxman and Muttboy

Chapter Six: Learning, Sleeping, Blushing

The sun's last rays shined on the two as they stopped themselves on a high cliff, the one admiring the beauty of the view, the other a wee bit drunk.

The said drunk, one wolf trapped in a girl's body, was laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. The calm one, getting less calm as the laughter continues, clenching his, er, her fists at her side, the birds in the trees were all waiting, quite paranoid, for the oncoming outburst.

The sunset, on the other hand, was quite beautiful. The orange was perfectly mixing with the fuchsia, causing a very intricate pattern, and the view from the cliff gave a framed look: mountains on either side, clouds above, and trees below.

"Will you shut up already?!" Kagome hissed, clenching her fists at Kouga, "Sesshoumaru should never have given you that final drink before we left!" Cursing her luck, she turned back to the sunset, her eyes closed, mentally counting to ten.

"Aww, come on Ka-go-me!" Kouga spat out the syllables of her name, careful not to slur anything. Kagome hmphed and crossed her arms. Kouga, frowning, sat down beside her. Kagome narrowed her eyes at the violet eyes that were, though dilated, visibly fixated on her. He grinned, showing off Kagome's own perfectly straight teeth.

Kagome stood, "Now," she said, clearing her throat as her body turned away from the cliff and its perfect view, "Let's try this again." Kouga rolled his now violet eyes and rocked back and forth on his heels once he got up.

"So, what will we do when we smell Inuyasha?" Kagome said, using the same baby voice she uses on Buyo to calm the poor cat down.

"Scream really loud." Kouga's voice mocked that of a bored junior high student. Kagome ignored his tone and nodded.

"Right! Now, let's practice!" Clasping her hands together and smiling happily, she motioned for Kouga to start. Coughing slightly, he began.

"Inuyasha!" he said in surprise, his eyes widening. He gasped, and turned to the empty air behind him, as though the said dog demon had just jumped out from the trees below.

Kagome growled, clenching her fists in rage, "What are you doing here, dog-turd!" She ran forward and gripped Kouga's shoulder, "Stay away from my woman!"

Kouga's face was one of surprise, blushing as he looked from the empty air to Kagome, and laughed.

Kagome sighed in annoyance and glared, "What now?" she said, her voice flat.

"Why are we," Kouga said between laughs, "talking to thin air?" he cocked his head to the side and blinked, rocking back and forth again.

"Would you rather Inuyasha really be here?"

"Uh.." Kouga hiccupped and fell over backwards. He landed comfortably, wrapping his arms around his legs. Sighing, Kagome laid beside him, grinning slightly.

Kouga laughed again.

"What now?" Kagome said, trying to sound annoyed, but chuckling slightly herself.

"I never noticed how weird I look when I grin!!" Kagome rolled her eyes, and promptly hit him on the back of the head. Kouga keeled over, asleep.

~~ A Few Hours Later~~

"Oh my God!" Kagome awoke with a start.

"What?! What is it?!" She leaned against the cliff, her eyes scanning the area.

"My eyes!" Kouga scratched at his eyes violently, "Oh God, my eyes!" Kagome grabbed his fists, pulling them to the ground.

"What. Happened. Now. You. Drunk. Wolf?" she growled.

"Inuyasha," Kouga said between gasps.

"Swimming."

Gasp.

"Naked."

Wheeze.

"Inuyasha."

Rasp.

"Oh. My. God." Kouga grabbed onto Kagome's shoulders and dug his nails into her skin.

"Make it stop!" he begged. His eyes wild, his breathing coming in sharp, painful rasps. He turned away from her, gripping his shoulders, and rocked back and forth.

"Please, anything, just make the nightmare stop."

Kagome coughed uncomfortably, "It's alright, it was just a dream."

"Just a dream?!" his violet eyes widened in both shock and distrust, "That was not just a dream!" He shook his head violently, "That was definitely not a dream. That was a nightmare!"

"Calm down."

"Hah!"

"I mean it. It would be easier if you wouldn't make such a fuss over it. It isn't that big of a deal." She stated, though, she was not convinced herself.

"Gods woman, do you always dream stuff like that?!" Kagome blushed, blinking at the same moment.

"I, uh…" she coughed.

"Oh my God, you do!" his eyes widened as realization struck. "That's…"

He grinned slightly, his eyes narrowing, as he slithered forward. "Do you ever dream of me?"

Kagome scooted back, blushing even more than humanly possible, which of course she wasn't at this state, "Of course not!!" she declared.

"Uh huh.." Kouga nodded, raising an eyebrow.

"I don't!"

"Sure."

"I mean it, Kouga."

"I believe you."

"I don't. Really."

"Goodnight, Kagome."