Chapter Two: Cait Sith and Red XIII

Along came Cait Sith riding on a magic carpet he bought from the flee market. He also had his lucky magical lamp with him. Cait Sith was about to set his camping area and cook some smooth, creamy broccoli soup for dinner. Then here pops Red XIII out of no where.

"Man, you should try the new marijuana stuffy, it gets you flying high, like forealz," Red XIII said in a duh duh kinda voice.

"Hey, I haven't seen you in months or years. I'm not sure, I've been traveling on my magic carpet. It was on sale for 70% off at the flee market, it was a great price. So, what have you been doing?"

"Oh, you know me, just trying to deal these drugs out to buyers. You want some?"

"So, you're still working at that drug plant. Pays good money but illegal."

"Nah, it's fine in my book. I haven't been caught yet and I'm lonely so I saw a big fat mog with an ugly black cat with it. So, I was like, hey, that looks like someone familiar. I decided to catch up to ya and ask you, if I can travel along?"

"Well, of course, it's been boring with no one really around."

"Thanks, I need the company and you will help me deal these drugs right?"

"Okay, but I need 50% profit!"

"What!? 50% profit?! You're kidding right? I mean I'm the main dealer so you should have like 2% profit. Don't you think?"

"Um.let me think. NO! If you don't give me 50% profit then I'm not helping and you don't get to travel with me."

"Okay, fine, you're a meanie."

"Yeah, I know, so, I'm going to set up camp here, I have and extra sleeping bag in my magic lamp, so you can help yourself."

"Alrighty then, thanks. This is the life." as Red XIII took a sleeping bag and a bag lunch from Caith Sith's magic lamp.

"Hey, what the fuck?! That's part of my dinner!"

"Oh, sorry, all gone."

"I knew something like this would happen, you're always like this to me Red."

"Sorry, man, I'm setting up my bed, night."

The sun set and Red XIII rested while Caith Sith made some beans and vegetable stew. Since this happened, he decided to just keep Red XIII with him for company and he would also get 50% profit for the drugs Red XIII were dealing, so it's all good in Caith Sith's mind. After eating he decided to sleep and wait for the morning sunrise to rise up. Wait til what happens to them the next couple of days..