Disclaimer: I do not own any people off of Inuyasha or any other show.
A/N: ARG! I'm sorry that I didn't update yesterday! I was grounded from the computer right before I was going on! All I did was slap my brother lightly upside the head and my mother just happens to see..Its not like he's 4 years old or anything!! He's only a year younger than me! Well a year and 4 months. But to say sorry, I'm giving you 3 letters today! And the 1st letter WAS from Sanoske from Rurouni Kenshin So read on!
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Dear Inu-Yasha,
I have this third eye that I picked up on the black market, and now its starting to need adjustments to see. I went to my local optometrist to see what was wrong, and they told me that I needed glasses for it. The only problem is, I cant find any glasses that would work. Got any ideas?
From,
Eye issues
Answer:
Dear Eye Issues,
Have you tried not using it? Selling it and not telling others about the defects? You could make quite the mini fortune if you said no refunds. Though I don't think that you could find glasses like that. Go check in your 'Black Market' maybe there when you get your glasses maybe you could find someone who's name is something like 'eye glasses' I'm sure that you would get along quite fine. Oh and why are people sending me this stuff?
Inuyasha
ps. or you could just get those things called contacts!
Dear Inuyasha,
Last week I went on a rampage in my Gundam. (In one of my rare angry moments.) While on my rampage I ran over a kitten, and killed it. The kittens' owner is just a little girl and started to cry. What should I do? I have a guilty conscience. Please Help.
From,
Kind 2 kitties
Answer:
Dear..'kinda 2 dumb',
It was a little kitten. It's a kid, they'll get over it. It's a pet, a little weak living organism. I'm sure that in that Gundam of yours you've killed more than a kitten. Why with all that I've heard, the colonies have killed over hundreds of people! So what's the problem? And if you still have guilty conscience after that then get her a puppy! At least the Dogs have more dignity than to lay around all day and purr!
Inuyasha
Ps: DOGS RULE!!!
Dear Inuyasha,
Hi, my girlfriend is a monster who ate my soul, and on account of that, turned me into an immortal wuu. Can you help me?
From,
Wuu.
Answer:
Dear Wuu,
I would kill to be immortal, well at least a full blooded demon at least. Wait! I DO kill! And as for your soul eating girlfriend monster, you should really get her to go on a diet. I've heard some nasty rumors about what eating souls can do to a person. And as for me helping you.. I think that you should look into a job at the circus. At least if you caught on fire they wouldn't have worry, and you could keep a job. Something that I'm not too good at.
Inuyasha
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Well that was it! Ok Can you guess the 3 people? Well, I am now excepting YOUR letters. You can Wright them in and say what's on your mind. Just remember. Inuyasha hates letters. And he might TRY to give you a bashing on them. Or in some rare cases.might actually help! And I WILL get Kagome (well not HER but you know what I mean) to get him to go nice. Or if you WANT a bashing all you have to do is say so! Ok Now have a great weekend..or what's LEFT anyway..
A/N: ARG! I'm sorry that I didn't update yesterday! I was grounded from the computer right before I was going on! All I did was slap my brother lightly upside the head and my mother just happens to see..Its not like he's 4 years old or anything!! He's only a year younger than me! Well a year and 4 months. But to say sorry, I'm giving you 3 letters today! And the 1st letter WAS from Sanoske from Rurouni Kenshin So read on!
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Dear Inu-Yasha,
I have this third eye that I picked up on the black market, and now its starting to need adjustments to see. I went to my local optometrist to see what was wrong, and they told me that I needed glasses for it. The only problem is, I cant find any glasses that would work. Got any ideas?
From,
Eye issues
Answer:
Dear Eye Issues,
Have you tried not using it? Selling it and not telling others about the defects? You could make quite the mini fortune if you said no refunds. Though I don't think that you could find glasses like that. Go check in your 'Black Market' maybe there when you get your glasses maybe you could find someone who's name is something like 'eye glasses' I'm sure that you would get along quite fine. Oh and why are people sending me this stuff?
Inuyasha
ps. or you could just get those things called contacts!
Dear Inuyasha,
Last week I went on a rampage in my Gundam. (In one of my rare angry moments.) While on my rampage I ran over a kitten, and killed it. The kittens' owner is just a little girl and started to cry. What should I do? I have a guilty conscience. Please Help.
From,
Kind 2 kitties
Answer:
Dear..'kinda 2 dumb',
It was a little kitten. It's a kid, they'll get over it. It's a pet, a little weak living organism. I'm sure that in that Gundam of yours you've killed more than a kitten. Why with all that I've heard, the colonies have killed over hundreds of people! So what's the problem? And if you still have guilty conscience after that then get her a puppy! At least the Dogs have more dignity than to lay around all day and purr!
Inuyasha
Ps: DOGS RULE!!!
Dear Inuyasha,
Hi, my girlfriend is a monster who ate my soul, and on account of that, turned me into an immortal wuu. Can you help me?
From,
Wuu.
Answer:
Dear Wuu,
I would kill to be immortal, well at least a full blooded demon at least. Wait! I DO kill! And as for your soul eating girlfriend monster, you should really get her to go on a diet. I've heard some nasty rumors about what eating souls can do to a person. And as for me helping you.. I think that you should look into a job at the circus. At least if you caught on fire they wouldn't have worry, and you could keep a job. Something that I'm not too good at.
Inuyasha
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Well that was it! Ok Can you guess the 3 people? Well, I am now excepting YOUR letters. You can Wright them in and say what's on your mind. Just remember. Inuyasha hates letters. And he might TRY to give you a bashing on them. Or in some rare cases.might actually help! And I WILL get Kagome (well not HER but you know what I mean) to get him to go nice. Or if you WANT a bashing all you have to do is say so! Ok Now have a great weekend..or what's LEFT anyway..
