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A/N: Ok here are 2! There you go! And since no one submitted a review I', not going to tell you the last person.

Dear Inuyasha,

My friend and I live in the same house, and when I came home one night I got mad.. and I shredded the couch..with an object that I want to remain an unknown object. My room mate hasn't noticed yet but I need help. What should I do?

Night-Shredder

Answer:

Dear Night-shredded,

What did it ever do to you, Look at you funny?! I mean I can live with the future items, they're much more comfterable than a tree but come on! Why in the 7 Hells would you want to shred a couch?! Anyway I would say that you're a phyco-pathic moron. Now tell everyone that you see.. NOT TO SEND ME ANYTHING!!!

Inuyasha

PS: Oh and you would probably want to buy a new couch..

dear inu yasha: i'm an android. but, I REALLY wanna become human! i have a crush on a chic who's human, & I think she's afraid 2 get close 2 me b/c of what i am! do u know how I can turn human? kikaider

Answer:

Dear Kikaider,

A HUMAN?! ARE YOU NUTS?! You are, I know it! You want to become a Youkai! Not a human. You want to become anything, BUT a human! Ok, go get a lamp, rub it and see if a genie comes out! If it does then go and make a wish! Or 2 even! If it works then leave me alone, if it doesn't work then STILL leave me alone!

Inuyasha