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=Fools! The Girl's Strike Fast=
It was horrible.
He stood in his room with pictures of his roommate in several sexy positions around him. Some of them would make a hentai veteran blush scarlet. It was embarrassing…it was annoying…why did the pick Xelloss out of all people?
Zel felt his vein pulsating at the side of his neck. "Thi--This?" he couldn't even talk. All he knew was that he had to take them off.
The pictures appeared to be stapled to his walls. He stood on his chair and tried to pull them off. Whoever did this GLUED THEM ON! Zelgadiss realized as his fingers got stuck to one especially graphic part of the picture.
"Damn them!" Zel hissed.
=(In Another Part of the Dorms)=
He opened the door and screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SNUFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His precious Snuffles--it was a stuffed animal that looked a lot like a jellyfish--had been hung. It's arms flapped in the gentle breeze that blew through the doorway. On the eyes of the poor jellyfish were freshly painted X's. It looked a lot like this: X . X
Gourry undid the noose and held his precious jellyfish in his arms. Sobbing, he said, "Why? Why would anyone want to do this?"
After a few moments of petting his jellyfish (and no this is not a metaphor), Gourry found a note attached to one of Snuffles legs. It read: Your next, Sexy!
Gourry fell backward, Snuffles laying forgotten in his hand. Gourry looked up into the sky, tears streaming down his face as he yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
=(In Yet Another Part of the School)=
Phil, or Prince Phil as some of the faculty had called him, walked into his classroom and stared at the tied up student on his desk. Phil stalked closer to the subject and grimaced. Was he wearing make-up?
To Phil's horror, the student's eyes flew open and he smirked up at him.
"I'm sorry, Xelloss, but I'm not in love with you. I got your message on my desk, and I thought I'd return these photos before rumors of you and I…" Phil blushed as he handed Xelloss an envelope.
Phil untied Xelloss and left.
Curious, the purple haired kid opened the envelope and saw pictures of him in strange positions with the words: To you, my love scrawled under every photo. Xelloss cocked his head to the side and said, "Who would want to do this?"
=Flashback=
Luna suddenly leaned closer to her sister as she turned a knob near her desk. Suddenly, the lights dimmed. "I find out you're lying, your arse is mine." Luna sat back and returned the knob to it's normal position which, in turn, brought the bright lights back.
Lina left, feeling exhausted. She new she was going to die, but she shrugged trying to feel happy. Granted, this was her last day to live…but at least she was going out with a bang.
---
Lina met Filia, Syphiel and Amelia in her room. She had to play to the girl's strengths and remember their weaknesses. Amelia and Syphiel couldn't actually talk to the guys because of their goody--goody natures. They'd probably break in three seconds. Filia had possibilities…
"Amelia," Lina began as she tossed her young friend the keys, "I got you hired as a maid for now. Those keys will get you anywhere in the school."
"Filia, since Syphiel got that job for the school nurse via me, I've asked her to get these sleeping pills." Lina plucked the pills from her pocket and threw them at the blonde. "I want you to put that stuff in the ice cream and mashed potatoes. From what you told me, only two people eat any of that slop." Filia nodded.
Finally, Lina stared at Syphiel. The girl couldn't do anything concerning Gourry because she'd falter. There was only one thing that Lina could make the girl do…mainly because she didn't want to do it. She handed Syphiel a camera and smirked. "Good luck with that."
Syphiel stared at the camera with a confused expression on her face.
"Your jobs are simple. As you guys get ready, I'll find ways to distract them. Ready?" The other girl's nodded. Lina grinned evilly. "Let's go."
---
Filia did as she was told. She stared at the bottle of sleeping pills and read the sign. Use only one for 12 hours of good sleep. Filia shrugged and tossed half of the bottles contents into the mashed potatoes and the other into the ice cream. It wasn't long before two hungry people entered the room…both hungry.
Xelloss stopped in front of her. "You're looking as ghastly as ever."
Filia heaped a huge lump of mashed potatoes on his plate. "Better than you'll ever look."
Meanwhile, Gourry was devouring all the ice cream that the school had ever had. Filia felt the smile ready at her lips.
---
Lina had that damn project with Zel. If anyone was his partner, they were always ladled with tons of homework. Why? No one really knew. "Zel," Lina began as she nodded toward another person. "There's someone who's always wanted to meet you."
"Lina, we don't have time for this…" Zel began. Suddenly, a girl with long hair that looked similar to Syphiel but wasn't (the only difference was probably height, hair color--theirs was green--and the fact that she was a he) walked up to him. Zel blushed and Lina hid a smile. He probably thinks that he's a girl. Oh, he would kill her when he found out who he was blushing at.
"Zel, this is Miwan Femille." Lina grinned as Miwan bent over and offered to take Zel to the movies for the remainder of the day.
"Don't worry about it, Zel, I'll take care of the homework. You just go out and have fun."
---
It wasn't long before Xelloss or Gourry were asleep. Lina and Filia picked up the purple haired guy and tied him up in one of the classrooms. "Now we make him pose in several sexy positions as Syphiel takes pictures."
Syphiel felt the tears fall from her eyes. "Why do I have to do this?"
"That or you can touch this filthy piece of trash," Filia retorted.
Syphiel began to click away.
---
"Thanks for developing them quickly, Alfred," Amelia smirked at the her cousin.
Alfred said nothing but blushed. "Those pictures…what do you have to do with them? And why did you want larger copies."
Amelia waved a hand. "Oh, these. They're for My secret project. I WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Linaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Amelia looked at the pictures for the first time and realized why Lina had forced her to get them. Amelia blushed. "You won't tell anyone will you?"
Alfred nodded and turned away. "Only if I can keep one…"
---
As soon as Amelia returned, she handed the key to Gourry's room to Filia. "Just find a stuffed animal?" Filia asked.
"Syph, which is his favorite?" Lina muttered as she rummaged in her closet for super glue.
"He likes his jellyfish…why?"
"You heard the girl. Get the jellyfish, Filia."
"NO, Ms. Lina. We mustn't, for he loves that stuffed animal."
Lina dragged Syphiel out of the room and handed her pens. "I want you to write to you my love on every picture, got that? When you're done, hand it to a teacher and tell them that someone told you to give this to them. You don't know who, though, got that?"
Syphiel stared at the pictures and blushed, forgetting about Gourry for the moment. "I took these?"
Lina grinned. "You've got some talent there, Syph…"
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Amelia stared at Lina. "I thought you said we were just going to staple these things on."
Lina splashed some glue this way and that. "Yea, but this will be funnier."
=End Flashback=
Xelloss entered his room noticing several snap shots of him and Zel stuck to one. "I didn't know you liked that part of me, Zel-Zel."
=End Chapter=
Preview: The guys retaliate.
Sarie: Special thanks to my pal and little sister, Golden Saturdays for her input on the evil plan of evilness. And, in all seriousness, I don't own the name Snuffles. If your name coincides with Snuffles, I'm sorry. This wasn't a dig at any Snuffles. We just thought it would be a cute name to name a jellyfish.
