I don't own Slayers.

=No Fun! The Counsel Decides=

Lina hummed to herself as she watched Syphiel pack her things. After finals was summer break. Three months of freedom, traveling, and, of course, eating. At least it was suppose to be. Lina had heard the districts news the day that it was suppose to be let out, but she had a plan to make sure that there would be no summer school.

As Syphiel shoved yet another garment into her overflowing bag, she turned around and looked at Lina. Her eyes conveyed a look of sadness that had lasted since night.

Lina glanced out the window and saw Xelloss smirking as he usually did in the morning as Zel did his morning homework…wait…wasn't there no more homework?… Xelloss then held up a sign that said: IT'S A SECRET!

"How'd that dingbat know what I was thinking?!" Lina shrieked.

Xelloss held up another sign with flowery print that read: IT'S A SECRET!

Filia ran in and pushed Lina aside. "He made two signs?" She shoved open the window and screamed, "You're an IDIOT!"

Xelloss frowned and turned the sign around. It read: AT LEAST I'M NOT BALD!

Filia read it…then read it again. Her hands gripped the windowsill until it broke. Shards of glass started to fly around her while Lina and Syphiel backed away. "How did he know I'd say something?"

Xelloss flipped the sign back around.

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Amelia stretched and yawned. Another year, another semester…she'd wanted to spend this break with her father since she hadn't seen him in a while. As she walked down the hall, she noticed a trail of garments laying on the floor. Curious, she followed it.

"Where does this go?" she said aloud.

She wandered down the hall and into a closet where she found a fat envelope. Picking it up, she read the name, and raced to Lina's room.

"Ms. Lina! Ms. Lina!" she cried out like a fire alarm.

Lina glance up, annoyed at the sound. "What?" she barked as Amelia came barreling into the room.

"This secret letter. It's for you!"

Lina picked up the letter and tossed it over her shoulder. "Yea, so what?"

Syphiel grabbed it. "It could be important, Ms. Lina."

Lina sighed. "Fine." She picked up the letter and opened it. Suddenly, her mouth dropped open and she froze into a statue.

"I'll be right back." Lina managed to stutter before she ran from the room and down the stairs.

"What was that about?" Amelia asked.

===

"Why's there an assembly today?" cried one student.

"I hear their making school year round," yelled another.

"You're kidding me."

Amelia, Syphiel, Gourry, Xelloss, Filia, and Zelgadiss walked into the assembly hall staring into the crowd. Lina had yet to return and most of them were worried. Finding a row of seats still unfilled, they all sat down and waited for the crowd to hush down. They stared suspiciously at the thing who stood behind the podium, their Superintendent, Shabrinigdo.

The large monstrosity glared at each and every student, causing them to fall into silence, or piss their pants. He coughed into the microphone, and said, "This thing on? Alright. I think most of you know why there's an assembly."

"Why are you doing this? Why make school year round?"

Shabrinigdo pointed at the student, Martina, who made the outburst and she was engulfed in fire. She screamed out the door as Shabrinigdo laughed just a little. "It wasn't just my decision, students. But, with this school standing, I will make sure that there is a summer school and that all of you take it. If anyone opposes me, then it is your funeral. I have secretly watched all of you through this year and found that most of your attention wasn't on study, but on some love thing." Shabrinigdo stared pointedly at Syphiel.

Gourry followed the Super's eyes as did most of the students. Syphiel blushed and tried to turn away. "That, and there have been times for dorm room wars to take place." The row containing Amelia, Xelloss, Filia, Gourry, Syphiel and Zelgadiss looked quite uncomfortable. "Summer school will help you focus on your studies once again."

The audience was silent. Each person sat in disbelief, hoping beyond hope that he was just kidding. Instead, the monster grinned and left.

When he was finally out of the building, the students as a mass began to cry out loud. "This isn't fair! Why are they doing this?!" said one. "My brain's already fried! I can't take much more of this!"

Suddenly, the door to the auditorium burst open. All the students turned to see who or what it was. Bright light flooded the hallway as a short red head marched in with a determined look and slight smile on her lips.

=Flashback=

"Elder sister, you called me here?" Lina perched atop a chair, watching Luna tap a pencil metrically on the desk.

"Anyway, I thought that you should know that because of some of the actions that you took against the boys, he's been pushing for a summer school. Now, thanks to the counsel's members, he has had his wish granted."

"You mean, summer school?" Lina managed to choke out, trying her best to look shocked. Luna didn't buy it. "That sucks."

Luna stared at her young sister for a moment before she leaned back in her chair. "I agree. That's why I want you to have this."

=End Flashback=

For a brief second, Lina spotted Gourry. Her steps faltered as she realized what he was looking at, but she didn't stop. As an alternative, she stormed her way to the podium, tapped the mic, and stared into the audience. "I don't know about you, but I'm ready to leave this place. Who's with me?"

A loud cheer met her words as various people stood on their chairs and clapped.

Lina glanced at the people around her and fell on the row of her good friends. "Thanks to an anonymous source," Lina stared into the dark corner of the auditorium where she saw her elder sister, "I have received a map about secret tunnels, entrances and other knickknacks of this place. Tomorrow, we will show them that school's out for summer."**

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(Warning: Please don't try this at home…)

Lina sat in her room staring at the flashing lights all over the campus. Everyone was in position as they waited for their target to come. All around school, everyone had joined forces to rid themselves of the horrible prospect of summer school. Even Luna who was currently leading Shabrinigdo and the other counsel members, Gaav, Phibrizzo, Rezo and Valgaav.

Lina turned from the window and stared one last time into her room. She would miss this place. Many memories had come from here. She sighed and stepped out into the hallway. Amelia waited for her, carrying dozens of papers.

"Everything is set, Lina." Amelia murmured as she followed Lina down the hallways.

"Good. However, I want you to change one thing. Could you do this for me?"

Amelia started to grow a smile as she heard Lina's words. "I'll do my best, Ms. Lina."

The younger girl left in a hurry and Lina continued to walk down the hallways. She spotted Filia in an apron. "Launch the first attack."

===

The cafeteria was set. Filia was throwing out several of the crappy dishes that the cafeteria was known for. Phibrizzo was first in line. They got the goopy green mashed potatoes followed by what appeared to be worms---a---noodles.

Phibrizzo took one big bite out of it, gagged, and ran to the bathroom. He would spend the remainder of his days in there. Thank you very much, cafeteria food.

===

"Secure."

Lina grinned. That was one down. She still had to take out Gaav, Valgaav, Rezo, and Shabrinigdo.

"Lina." It was Zel's voice that she heard over her walkie talkie.

She pressed a switch and said, "Yea?"

"My team and I have hooked up everything. Just tell me when."

"Thanks, Zel. Meet at the rendezvous point. We'll need you for the last part."

She switched stations on her walkie talkie. "Next wave."

===

Xelloss had the pleasure of locking Gaav into a room. It was a simple trick, really. Convince him that the most powerful book of all time was in the library--ha! The school library never had the book that anyone needed. That was the only power of and in the library: confuse people.

"Done and done."

===

"I've done my part," Lina heard Xelloss' voice in the receiver. She grinned wickedly.

Next was Rezo. She turned to Martina who was about to nod off. Lina frowned and kicked the green haired woman in the anus. "IT'S YOUR TURN, YOU IDIOT!"

Martina woke up, groggy, and yelled, "YOU WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, INVERSE, I'LL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I--"

"Fire BALL!"

Martina's carcass flew all the way to the music room where Rezo waited patiently. She dusted herself off, prayed to Zoamulgustar, kissed the trinket, threw it at the door, and a lightening bolt slammed the door so that there is no way out (at least for Rezo).

Rezo arched an eyebrow, wondering what the kids were up to. Martina took her seat next to Miwan and they picked up their instruments. The band instructor waved his baton in the air. Suddenly, the room is filled with cacophonous sounds that would make any person's ears bleed.* Rezo cried out in pain. Since he was blind, his hearing was extra good---something he wished wasn't good at the moment.

"And they want to continue this noise for the summer," the instructor groaned as he continued to lead the offense.

===

Valgaav glared at the rocks around him. He didn't much like the fact that he was trapped in a labyrinth. These girls, Amelia and Syphiel, whom had looked so innocent as they led him into Luna's office had made him stand on a weird square as some blonde guy, pushed a button. The next thing he knew, he was in the middle of some odd place.

The ground started to shake. He looked over his shoulder with fury in his yellow eyes. Why would a school have a labyrinth. They had to take it out…but it could be used for other purposes…

Suddenly, a large creature emerged from the darkness. It winked at Valgaav and whispered, "Hi, how are you?"

===

"Ms. Lina, Mr. Valgaav is in the labyrinth" Amelia said into her walkie talkie. "We've separated the District Administration so now they can't use any attacks against us as a group. The last one left is Shabrinigdo and your sister is holding her in front of the dorm rooms."

"I see her." Lina replied. "Get Syphiel, Gourry, and yourself over here. I'll need your help to stop him!"

===

It was time. Lina glanced outside her window, and saw Shabrinigdo arguing with Luna. Luna seemed calmed nodding every now and then to each outburst. Lina let out a small breath as she saw Amelia, Gourry, Syphiel, and Zel over the horizon. They were walking to her, ready for their small part.

Lina exited the building. She nodded at her sister and Luna grinned surreptitiously back. Luna bowed and made an exit as Lina cried out, "Shabrinigdo!"

The monstrosity turned around and Lina fired. "FIRE BALL~!"

Amelia and Zel flew in, each casting a Ra Tilt and throwing it at the monster.

Gourry was next, he grabbed a sword that Syphiel tossed at him, unsheathed it and attacked. Everyone was distracting the monster, as Syphiel healed/protected everyone. In the meantime, Lina was casting a spell which would take up all her mental energy.

"MS. LINA!" Syphiel screamed.

Lina opened her eyes, seeing blood spill as Gourry was thrown back into Syphiel's body. Lina opened her mouth to scream, but there wasn't enough time as she saw Zel, then Amelia, get thrown back.

Shabrinigdo oozed it's way toward Lina as she screamed her attack.

==End Chapter==

**I don't own that song.

*I'm a band geek all the way, and yes, some of our rehearsals were seriously that bad.

Sorry for the cliffhanger. I didn't mean to make one, it just sorta popped out…